Chapter 60: Birdie
Zhao Long staggered to the door with the fifth bottle of wine, stood against the door frame, and looked at everyone coldly.
"Oh, is it? Then you don't have to go anywhere else today, Jace, you put away all the wine, including the ones on their table, I order you, and it's not good to speak ill of others behind your back. Zhao Long shouted after burping.
The tavern fell silent for a moment, and everyone dared to speak silly, except for the "bell" sound of Jace and the waiter colliding with each other as the bottles were collected.
"Elder Long, did you tell you that we can drink?" A certain drunkard barbarian asked tentatively.
"Did Elder Long tell you that we can leave?" A clever paladin asked.
"Of course, you can say that I won't mind." Zhao Long slapped his chest and screamed.
"Elder Dragon, that's it, we heard Upton from the Blade Squad that they said you and their captain Kasia ......"
"No, it's not like this, I listened to Beverly say it, Elder Long, you dug the foot of the wall and snatched the good friend of Xasia, and you are the current Elder Lady......"
"No, that's not what you're talking about, listen to my first-hand account, Blaise said......"
There was a buzz in the bar, and the drunken Zhao Long was stupid after listening to more than a dozen versions, and he was also a lot more sober.
Seeing that everyone was arguing, comparing who was the first-hand information, Zhao Long silently withdrew from the tavern.
Blade Squad, isn't it? Okay, I'll let you become a Scroll Blade Squad, and the drunken Zhao Long who walked home thought hatefully.
"I'll come back to pull, I'm hungry Sister Ping, what's there to eat?" Zhao Long shouted loudly at the door.
"Brother Long, come back and pull! Wait, I'll cook it now. Bhullyipin happily walked out of the kitchen.
"Mmmm, I'm starving, you hurry up and get it." Zhao Long said pitifully.
"Okay, soon." Bhular Yiping walked into the kitchen with a smile and dodged Zhao Long's embrace.
Zhao Long looked at her in surprise, why did he even dodge hugging? Zhao Long felt a sense of ominousness.
"Sister Ping, whose dinner is this?" Zhao Long looked at a large plate of black things on the table, and asked with a smile.
"This is a meal I prepared for you, and I will watch you eat nothing." Bhalyiping held a kitchen knife in his left hand and a cross fork in his right hand, and smiled and turned into a dominatrix and looked at Zhao Long with a groan.
Zhao Long trembled and picked up the chopsticks and picked up the dishes for at least ten people on the table.
"Uh~~oh~~Huh~~Ah" Zhao Long began to make a dying sound after putting it in his mouth, his face turned from ruddy to blue, turned white, and turned black after turning green.
"Is it delicious? Brother Long!" Dominatrix asked Zhao Long gently.
"It's delicious, it's very delicious." Feeling the sour, bitter, and spicy more than a hundred times the usual dose coming from his tongue, Zhao Long burst into tears and said with fire in his mouth.
"Really? Then you have to finish eating, there are still many in the kitchen, you see how much I hurt you. The dominatrix said obediently.
"Snap" Zhao Long slipped from the chair and fell to the ground.
"Are you so moved to lie on the ground and cry when you eat? Then I'll add a hundred more copies. "Dominatrix Yiping evolved into a female tyrannosaurus, Yiping "choked" with a kitchen knife and sharpened the cross fork.
With a "bang", Zhao Long, who was lying on the ground, sat back on the chair at a superhuman speed, making it impossible to feel that he had just left the chair.
In the evening, when Akara, Kane, Kid, and Kasha came over to eat, they saw Zhao Long lying lifelessly on the small table in the corner.
"Ping, what's wrong with the dear dragon?" Akara asked curiously.
"Grandma Akara, Brother Long is too full to eat in the afternoon, nothing to do, I'm already making digestive soup." The female tyrannosaurus Yiping has turned back into a woman of a good family in front of outsiders.
Hearing that Sister Ping was still digesting the soup, Zhao Long fainted, he really fainted.
When he woke up, there was no one in the house, and Sister Ping thought about what would become like this.
He climbed up to the second floor with difficulty, but at the top of the stairs he saw a jade foot.
With a "bang", he kissed the staircase and rolled down to the first floor.
"Brother Long, you have to remember to take a bath before going to bed." The female tyrannosaurus Yiping retracted her feet and said loudly.
"Woo~~" Zhao Long, who had a blue nose and swollen eyes, responded half-deadly.
Seeing Zhao Long crawling in the direction of the bathhouse with his left and right hands alternately, the female tyrannosaurus Yiping said softly behind at this time: "Brother Long, the bath water hasn't boiled yet, you have worked a little harder, I'll go to sleep first." ”
Blarfan, Jiao, Riying and Xiao Gengzai closed the door tightly, and they didn't dare to make a sound, for fear that they would accidentally be affected by the pond fish.
In particular, Xiao Gengzai drew a cross on his chest and prayed: "Lord, please bless Brother Long with a safe and sound tonight." ”
Three hours later...
Zhao Long's hands and feet were weak, his face was pale, and he returned to the room exhausted, and he was stunned when he just entered the door and closed the door, turned around and walked over to the bed.
I saw Bhullar Yiping wearing transparent pajamas, half-lying on the bed with his right hand supporting his head, looking at Zhao Long with a smile, stretching out his left hand and hooking him with his index finger.
Look at the looming twin peaks and their two red dots, look at the dense grass beneath the ketones...
"Poof~~", Zhao Long's nosebleed spurted out all of a sudden, the little brother held his head high, his soft hands and feet disappeared, and his fatigue was gone.
Sister Ping still loves me very much, hahaha.
In such thoughts, Zhao Long ran to the bed at the speed of light.
"Brother Long, lie down and I'll help you massage it." Bhular Yiping said teasingly in Zhao Long's ear.
"Ah~oh~." Zhao Long enjoyed.
By the time Bralyipin touched his little brother, he was happier.
But... Is this the case?
"Ah~~~~" Zhao Long's terrible screams came from the room.
Bhalyiping grabbed the little brother with his left hand, and the index finger and thumb of his right hand were pinched in the shape of a flower finger, and flicked vigorously and vigorously.
"You're a cow, you want to kill Sister Kasia in the Stone Wilderness, fight in the field! You're getting bolder, and you're getting faster..."Bhular said through gritted teeth, flicking the birdie desperately.
"I don't, Sister Ping, I really don't." Zhao Long defended himself while screaming miserably.
"None? Sister Kasia has already admitted it, you are still quibbling, hum! Fingers of magic. "Bhular Yiping used a stunt that had been lost.
"Ah~~~ That's a misunderstanding, it's really a misunderstanding, Sister Ping." Zhao Long grabbed his head with both hands like a spring, sat up for a while, lay down for a while, and cried.
"Hmph, explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth." Bhalyipin was tired of playing his right hand, so he changed his left hand and continued to play......
It turned out that after seeing Kasia's strange expression that day, she began to hear the rumors the next day, and arrested the members of the Blade Squad and tortured them one by one.
Under the "obscenity" of the Elder's wife, everyone in the Blade Squad knew everything, and after receiving positive information, she found Kasia.
As a woman and after being trained by the old fox of Akara for half a year, she easily pried open the defense line of Kasia, who had grown up with her since childhood, so poor Zhao Long had just passed by a bird that was punched by a tree head, and now he was shot by a bird......