The first update -

Ah Kexi said: "It's now, this product is the happiest time now!" ”

In fact, there is no need for Ake to say, Li Yan also understands that as a man, he knows best when a man is the coolest, that is, the moment he pounces on a beauty, he is really happy in the clouds, and if he wants to humiliate this guy, the most haode time is now.

Li Yan's body flashed, and you rushed out of the cave where he was hiding, and at the moment when Zheng Keshuang's dirty hand was about to touch Chen Yuanyuan's clothes, he slapped his hand away, and then grabbed it forward, grabbed Zheng Keshuang's neck, and lifted him up in the air.

Zheng Keshuang really didn't expect that someone would suddenly come out to make trouble, and he was so taken aback that he didn't even see Li Yan's appearance clearly, so he shouted: "Teacher Feng, come and help me......"

Li Yan said with a smile: "Do you mean Feng Xifan, that old man?" With a hook of his toes, Feng Xifan next to him flew out and fell to the ground softly.

Zheng Keshuang also saw clearly at this time, it was the terrifying eunuch who killed the Quartet that night who caught him, his martial arts were unfathomable, even Feng Xifan and Chen Jinnan were not his opponents, seeing Feng Xifan falling to the ground softly, it was obvious that he had pointed at the acupoint, this time, Zheng Keshuang was really frightened and the hairs on his body stood up.

Just now I was so excited that I was flying in the sky, but now I suddenly felt as if I had fallen into hell, and the whole person was cold and cold.

Li Yan was about to laugh at him a few words, saying that he wanted to eat swan meat because of the toad, and used beautiful men to look at the place and the like, and then cut him with a thousand knives and slowly cut him to death, but he didn't open his mouth yet. saw Chen Yuanyuan coming over and blocking him. Biting his ear, he whispered, "I'll leave it here." ”

Li Yan Daqi: "You are delicate." Will it also torture people? ”

Chen Yuanyuan said with a smile: "It's not fun to just use physical torture, to deal with a man, I will have a way to make him commit suicide, which makes him uncomfortable even more than if you scold him and kill him again." ”

Li Yan was interested: "There are still such high-level tricks? I'm going to learn about it. ”

Chen Yuanyuan grinned: "Give it to the concubine, don't talk nonsense, just smile and cooperate with me." ”

Li Yan nodded.

Chen Yuanyuan turned around, sighed a few times at Zheng Keshuang, and then said with a smile: "Childe." Is it cool to use a beautiful man for a concubine? ”

Zheng Keshuang already understood at this time that he had been tricked, and the beautiful man couldn't make a plan, but he fell for someone else's beauty plan, his face turned pale, and he said with difficulty: "The girl said that she was laughing, I ...... I didn't use a beautiful man's trick...... It's me who has eyes and doesn't know Taishan, it's me pig, I'm shit, I'm not as good as a fart, beg the girl to let me go. ”

Chen Yuanyuan said: "Do you know that the beautiful man's trick weishenme doesn't work for me? ”

Zheng Keshuang was actually very puzzled. I'm so handsome, why should I fail with a beautiful man? He couldn't help but ask, "Weishenme?" ”

Chen Yuanyuan grinned and said, "Because you're not handsome enough...... The most handsome person on this shijie. Actually, it's this father-in-law. She stretched out her hand and pointed at Li Yan.

Li Yan was cooperating with her, pretending to be forced with a smile on his face, but suddenly found that he was also shot while lying down, and his smile suddenly froze. His current appearance really has nothing to do with the word "handsome", his face is foamed with thick white powder, he looks demonic, and the eyeliner is also very weird, there is a sense of gloomy evil, so he is also called handsome, and there is no handsome guy on shijie.

Chen Yuanyuan seemed to admire him, leaned his body over, hugged Li Yan's arm, leaned his head on Li Yan's shoulder, and said with infinite tenderness: "My father-in-law is the most handsome person in the world, a hundred times stronger than this handsome guy who thinks he is very handsome, oh, no, it's a thousand times ......."

When Zheng Keshuang heard this, he couldn't help but be furious: "Nonsense, you nonsense, how can such a gloomy eunuch be more handsome than me, you don't talk nonsense here." ”

Chen Yuanyuan grinned and said, "I didn't talk nonsense, if it weren't for him being more handsome than you, how could I abandon you and follow him?" She said softly, "Do you know how we saw through your scheme? ”

Zheng Keshuang also felt very strange, and couldn't help asking, "Yes, how did you know my strategy?" ”

Chen Yuanyuan said: "When you and this old man surnamed Feng came to this cave to ambush, I and my father-in-law were intimate in the cave...... We were tender like fire, and when we were kissing fiercely in the depths of the cave, you and this old man Feng came in, and everything you said was heard by us, so I knew that you wanted to harm me. ”

"What?" Zheng Keshuang suddenly felt that his head was hit by a hammer: "You...... You...... You asked me to have a tryst here two hours later, but you ended up having a tryst with this eunuch here first? You...... You...... It's so shameless...... That's impossible...... How can a eunuch ...... with a woman" He didn't know why, he felt as if he was wearing a cuckold, obviously he was a woman who wanted to talk, how could he get along with a eunuch? It's just unacceptable.

This is Chen Yuanyuan's cleverness, she is obviously not Zheng Keshuang's woman, but she can make Zheng Keshuang have the illusion that she is his woman, so that she defiles herself and says that she is intimate with the eunuch, which is equivalent to giving Zheng Keshuang a green hat. No man can stand being cuckolded, and neither can Zheng Keshuang, he was so angry that he almost fainted.

Chen Yuanyuan said: "How is it impossible? Although he is clean, he still has fingers......" She deliberately glanced at Zheng Keshuang's small and pitiful little friend, and sighed: "It's too small...... Gee...... You're not as thick as his fingers. ”

"Poof!" Zheng Keshuang spurted out a mouthful of old blood, which was different from Li Yan's vomiting blood that was usually scared out by the unreliability of the girls, it was a real angry and heart-wrenching vomiting blood. He is a handsome man, but he is actually looked down upon by women, and it is just enough to say that he is uglier than a eunuch, and he actually says that he is not as good as a eunuch, which is too hurtful.

Chen Yuanyuan planned to hurt people to the end, and said: "Originally, I thought that although you look a little ugly, if you develop majesticly and can satisfy me, I can also accept you as my guest of honor, but ...... See for yourself what it looks like, and it's too much to say that it's an earthworm. ”

"Poof!" Zheng Keshuang spurted out a mouthful of old blood again, first angry, but then a burst of discouragement, I only felt that life was so far, it was really a failure, not only did the beautiful man fail, but even those words were looked down upon by women, what is the meaning of living? He couldn't wait to die.

Chen Yuanyuan was about to give him another blow, she turned around, kissed Li Yan's face with a fragrant mouth, and said: "My dear, this man is really inferior to you, whether it is appearance, martial arts or that aspect of Shui Gu, it is too far behind you, I will still love you in the future, let's get rid of this person, save yourself from being embarrassed." ”

At this time, Zheng Keshuang had been so humiliated by Chen Yuanyuan that he was almost crazy, and the whole person became weak and wanted to die.

Li Yan couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when he saw his miserable appearance, and thought: If I hooked up with a girl and finally hooked up, and when I was about to make love with her in the hotel, I was suddenly killed and beaten by her boyfriend who had been ambushed in advance, and laughed at my little friend for being very small, then I would almost go crazy, this trick is too shady, where is the dignity of men? I can't even pick it up when I throw it on the ground.

But...... This is also deserved, who called you Zheng Keshuang is a scum in the original book, and he is still a scum in this plane, the identity of a double scum is destined for you to die miserably.

Li Yan raised a sword in his hand and first cut Zheng Keshuang's little friend who was so small that he couldn't even get his fingers.

Zheng Keshuang screamed, his voice was as ugly as killing a pig, and the ugly little friend fell to the ground with blood, and was stepped on by Li Yan, and he couldn't look at it directly.

Li Yan picked up Zheng Keshuang with his left hand, Feng Xifan with his right hand, and dragged the two into the depths of the cave, he was ready to kill these two scumbags together, so that they would have the opportunity to endanger the sorrowful beauty Chen Jinnan in the future, and now taking advantage of Chen Jinnan's absence, he couldn't save them, so he just put them to death.

Ah Ke wanted to come over to watch, but Chen Yuanyuan hurriedly pulled her and said, "The scene behind is too bloody, you are still young, and it is not suitable to watch." ”

Ah Ke pursed his lips and said, "Is there anything you can't see, didn't you cut a piece of meat from that bad guy just now?" I've seen it all. After speaking, she lowered her head and searched on the ground for a while, and finally found Zheng Keshuang's little friend who was cut off, and also stepped on it, and said with a smile: "Cutting meat is not so terrible, but it just sheds some blood...... Then again, what kind of meat is this piece of meat? As if you were talking about something important...... I still dislike it......"

Chen Yuanyuan leaned into her ear and whispered: "Mother teaches you, this piece of meat is ......" The voice became smaller, and after saying it halfway, Ah Ke blushed and jumped away: "Oh, so that's the case, in this way, this piece of meat is the root of a man's evil?" ”

Chen Yuanyuan nodded with a smile and said, "Yes, if you cut off this piece of meat, the man will no longer be a man, but a eunuch, and he will not be able to do evil in the future...... So eunuchs are safe for women. ”

Ah Ke clapped his hands and said, "I have gained knowledge." ”

But she just laughed twice, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, not long ago, when she and Li Yan were lying outside the window to peek at Chen Yuanyuan teasing Zheng Keshuang, she felt that her buttocks were pushed by something, and she thought it was a short knife at the time, but now that she thinks about it carefully, isn't it the thing that can be used to do evil? The mother said that the eunuch did not have that thing, so he could not do evil, and it was very safe, but weishenme...... Does Grandpa Li have this thing? Oh, my God!

Ke's face turned red.

Chen Yuanyuan said strangely: "Good daughter, what's wrong with you?" Suddenly so red? It's because your mother is not good, this kind of knowledge should not be taught to you so early, and it should be taught to you when you are going to get married. ”

Ah Ke wiped his sweat and said, "It's okay...... I'm fine......" I thought to myself: Now I'm just guessing, I'm not sure, I can't tell my mother, I have to go back and confirm whether my father-in-law is a real man, and then I will talk to my mother about it in detail. (To be continued......)

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