Chapter 381: Han Niang's Talk Show (2)

"Oh my God, it's just terrible! I really don't want to complain, but it's unpleasant not to vomit!! What the hell is this weather in London, when I go out in the morning, the sun is still shining, but after walking less than half a street, it immediately becomes cloudy, followed by a light rain. Thinking that it would take a while to see a shower like this in my hometown, I walked around the mall, but an hour passed and the rain was still falling. I went to the café and ordered another cup of coffee, and I didn't have anything to do anyway to enjoy the rain in London, but before my coffee could come up, the rain stopped. What the fucking hell weather is this. ”

"And the weather sports newspaper in London has never been accurate, Nima, all kinds of cheats! So I remind all friends who plan to come to London to go out no matter how good the weather is, you must have an umbrella, I came to London to know that there are only two seasons in a year, the rainy season and the non-rainy season, of which the rainy season has eight or nine months, can you imagine? I finally fucking knew how those monks had died when the water flooded the mountain, not by drowning, but by the perennial dampness. Just a few days in the sun all year round? People are going to be moldy, no wonder the British like to go on holiday and sunbathe" Li Zihan did not have the slightest sense of crampedness when he appeared on this kind of live show for the first time, but seemed very talkative, maybe the reason why he seemed talkative was because he was cheated too much. It's just that he speaks Chinese, not English or German.

Helhouse looked at Li Zihan in surprise and said, "Hey, dear Lee, can you speak English?" There really aren't many of us who can understand Chinese, even American English. For God's sake, explain it in English. ”

Li Zihan said very calmly: "London is an international metropolis, the people here are very friendly and gentlemen, and the scenery is also very charming!" ”

Hellhouse thought that Li Zihan had anything to do, so he didn't interrupt silently, but after waiting for five seconds, Hellhouse finally realized that something was wrong. Puzzled, he asked, "What else?" ”

"It's gone!" Li Zihan said with a smile.

"Gone?" Herhouse reconfirmed.

"It's gone, it's really gone!"

"But you seem to have said a lot just now, and you speak quickly, so you want to express more meaning, right?" Helhouse asked, frowning.

"Oh you don't know, Chinese is very complicated, sometimes four or five words can summarize a novel of tens of thousands of words, and sometimes a novel of tens of thousands of words can also be summarized in a few sentences."

"Oh, I see!" Herhouse suddenly realized that he still had a superficial understanding of Chinese culture, and subconsciously thought that Li Zihan used an idiom or something to summarize, but there was something wrong with it, but he didn't remember the specific place for a while.

"What about the food over here? Although Chinese food and Western food are very different, you should also get used to living in Italy for a year, don't worry, spaghetti is not only sold in Italy, there are Italian restaurants in many places in Europe. Herhouse teased.

"An elder used to tell me that if you want to live in one place, you have to be one with that place. It involves knowing and being proficient in their local language, customs, and food, which is food. I'm willing to bet that my elder hadn't been to England when she said this, "Of course, the director of the orphanage couldn't have been to England, because she hadn't even been out of Sichuan."

"Oh my God, you don't mean English food, do you? Well, let's change the subject, let's talk about your language. Hellhouse exaggerated.

Everyone knows that the worst thing in Europe must be British food, and even when many shows ridicule, the guests will be surprised and ask "God?" Britain actually has its own culinary food? ”

"Well, let's talk about other topics, potato stew with potatoes and tomatoes with tomato salad. Really two delicious dishes"

"Hahaha" Helhouse laughed, then redirected the subject.

After nearly an hour of interviews, fans who watched this wonderful show realized that Li Zihan was not so shy and reserved on the surface. Han Niang in this show is humorous and very close to everyone's life.

Li Zihan and Helhouse both forgot that this was a show when they got to the back, but chatted and joked with each other. So much so that he almost missed the opening ceremony of the match between Arsenal and Hull City.

After reporting the squads and starting lists of both sides, Hurhouse began to slowly guide Li Zihan into the role of a football commentator.

At the beginning, Li Zihan was also a little unaccustomed to it, and he didn't know what to say, after all, this was a professional professional football broadcast game, not a freewheeling program in the interview.

So at the beginning, it was Herhouse who was talking, and Li Zihan just echoed it on the side. For example, Herhouse said that Ramsey appeared to be very active in this game, continuing the form of the previous game. Li Zihan said "That's right", and Hullhouse said that Hull City was also quite tenacious in this game, whether it was in restricting Arsenal's core players or his own attack, they played very well, and they did not have stage fright because this was the home second of the giants. Li Zihan said "yes".

All in all, Helhouse said a paragraph, and Li Zihan often replied in three or two words.

Fans can't help but be a little disappointed, this kind of commentary can be on, it seems that it is indeed a specialty, not everyone is omnipotent.

But as the game progressed, the rhythm became more and more exciting, and Li Zihan became more and more open.

'Mesut Ozil shoots!! The ball was too good, maybe he should try more tricky shots! ”

"Ramsey shoots from distance!! Full of momentum, like a meteorite falling from the sky flying towards the goal of Hull City. Oh hell McGregor, the Scots actually saved the Welshman's long-range shot, and it didn't seem like the English had anything to do, but the name of the Scottish goalkeeper in Hull City was similar to that of an NBA star in the United States. ”

'Mesut Ozil picks up a cross in the box, finds Giroud! Tigers centre-back Alex Bruce jumped up to head the ball out, and he was ten centimetres shorter than the opposition, but he didn't expect to be able to clear Ozil's pass with a header in front of Giroud, and it seems that he has a good grasp of where the ball will land and timing! ”

"It is worth mentioning that this Alex Bruce is the son of manager Bruce Sr., and it seems that the former captain of Manchester United did not let him appear in the team's starting line because the opponent was his own son, but relied on real talent"

Hurhouse and his friends were stunned, this contrast is too great, right?

After swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Herhouse asked, "Hey, Lee." How come you even know all these off-the-field things? ”

Li Zihan said indifferently: "Oh, I did my homework last night, since I want to comment, of course I have to understand the teams of both sides, otherwise what should I do?" It's hard to just say, 'Oh, that's who's who, that's who, that's who, the number four in the yellow and black sword-striped shirt, yes, it's you, well done!'" If I say so, I guess I will give you money, and you will not let me come. ”

"Hahaha it's okay, you're very funny like that." Hellhouse said.

Then the cooperation between the two was quite tacit.

Hurhouse: "Hurstone!!" The 209.5-pound giant tank snatched the ball from the feet of the relatively weak Rosicky, who was obviously physically unable to compete with the stout calf-like guy. ”

Li Zihan: "Hurstone!! Send a through ball, oh my God, those big fat legs are full of muscles. How did he send this subtle straight stopper? It's not scientific, he shouldn't be the muscular type. ”

Hurhouse: "Muhammadi quickly followed up and was successful in the anti-offside position. But!! He wasn't fast enough to be kept up with Vermaelen, with the Belgian centre-back making a rare appearance in the starting centre-back position this season. Since his poor form, he has rarely started and has been more of a substitute at full-back. ”

Li Zihan: "Vermaerun squeezed out Muhammadi with his body at close range!! Well done, Captain! Muhammadi was not as strong as the pyramid, a landmark in his hometown, and the Egyptian was forced out of position by Vermaelen, and the referee signaled no foul! This is the Premier League, and physical contact at this point is a very normal thing! ”

Hulhouse: "Arsenal attacked, after a period of adaptation, will Arsenal deliver the fatal blow?" ”

Li Zihan: "The answer is yes! Flamini takes the ball, shakes off the opposition's pressing, hands the ball to Ramsey, and then cuts forward! ”

Hullhouse: "Aaron Ramsey has finished splitting the side, Arsenal are now pressing heavily in attack, and it looks like after 30 minutes of adaptation, Arsenal have figured out Hull City's routine, and think that the opponent's counter-attack will not pose much threat to them. ”

Li Zihan: "The one I take now is called Rosicky, he not only has a charming face, but also has long flowing hair, and a flowing pass!! ”

As soon as Li Zihan finished speaking, Rosicky immediately sent a beautiful cross on the left wing. This is not Li Zihan's unpredictable prophet, but after long-term cooperation and training, some of his teammates' eyes or small actions can see the choices of his teammates.

Hullhouse: "Rosicky!!" Beautiful high ball cross from the sideline, see Olivier Giroud follow up with wood and middle! ”