Chapter 538: The Sensational Old Man
Erin's bachelorette party was arranged in her own home, she and her female colleagues, friends, and relatives got together, drank and danced, and went crazy as much as they wanted, even if it was a neighbor, they wouldn't go to the police because they were noisy by the bachelorette party, because everyone spent it here, long live understanding.
Hong Tao is a little troublesome here, this is not his home field, let alone a fun nightclub, he can't even find a bar. But this problem was quickly solved by Sam, and the old man, who didn't seem to be very loyal, rolled his eyes and said three nightclubs that were said to be very distinctive, and Hong Tao could also hear what the meaning of these nightclubs was just by listening to their names. But since there is an old man in charge, Hong Tao naturally gives his full support, asks for money, and contributes his strength, pulls in the four-nation alliance of Germany, Canada, the United States, and China, and kills the past in a mighty way, with the purpose of criticism, and goes deep into it to do a meticulous investigation.
"Hong Tao, from today on, you should prepare how to be a qualified husband, throw away all the previous unruliness, you are a real man with a family to raise, children to raise, and a wife to love!" When Hong Tao saw the old man who was dancing in the stripper's panties last night the next day, Sam still had the smell of alcohol in his mouth, but what he said was extremely upright, at this time Hong Tao believed it 100%, Sam must be a teacher, otherwise he would never have the ability to change this role so freely.
On November 11, the wedding took place as scheduled in a small chapel not far from Irene's house, next to a small park, where the wedding reception was arranged. There are about 80 people who came to watch the ceremony, most of them are relatives, friends, neighbors or colleagues of Erin's family, just Hong Tao's unlucky sister-in-law, it brought more than 20 people, it is said that she and her sister are friends and girlfriends in college, but Hong Tao can see from their clothes that few of these people are Erin's best friends. A whole bunch of rebels!
The first step of the wedding is for the elders of both sides to enter, Erin's side is her parents, and Hong Tao's side is filled by Boss Liu and Fat Boss. The second step was when Hong Tao appeared on the stage, and he stood on the stage with the middle-aged priest, receiving a glance from more than a hundred pairs of eyes below. The third step is not the appearance of the bride, but the appearance of the bride's sister group, we call it a bridesmaid in China, and there is only one, Lao Mei is called a sister group, and there are four at once. There was also a little girl from the neighbor's house who was in charge of holding the box containing the ring, throwing flower petals as she went, just like the coronation of a European medieval king!
When all three steps were completed, Erin appeared in a white wedding dress and took Sam's arm, and the wedding was considered to be the climax, when the guests could throw flower petals, cheer and even heckle, while Hong Tao could only stand stupidly on the stage with the priest, waiting for Sam to bring the bride to him. In fact, all this was rehearsed once on the first day. In the absence of spectators and guests, of course.
The parents finally rubbed in front of Hong Tao with cat steps, Sam did not give Erin's hand to Hong Tao, but looked at Hong Tao affectionately, and Hong Tao was confused by the appearance of smiling and not smiling. This step didn't seem to have been in rehearsal yesterday. Hong Tao didn't know what Sam was going to do, did he plan to let Hong Tao reimburse all the invoices for the wedding?
Hong Tao still thought about it a lot, and when the priest saw Erin's father standing there without moving, he immediately understood what Sam meant. Soon he asked for a microphone from the wedding DJ and handed it to Sam, and Hong Tao didn't know if the old man was going to present a song or announce something.
"Many years ago. I found out that my wife was pregnant, so I prayed to God of the Devil to give me a daughter! God apparently heard and gave me a double! These are Erin and Katie, my two daughters. After Sam took the microphone, he neither sang nor announced anything, but said a brainless opening remark, not only Hong Tao was a little overwhelmed, but the guests below were also stunned, and the audience was silent.
"I was the first to take her in my arms, and I looked at her and said, Lord, let her be like her mother, and God agreed, and she became a lovely, generous, gentle and kind girl. Then I was a little unbalanced, because I found myself falling behind, so I prayed to God, Lord! Let her be a little more like me, God said yes this time, and she learned to smoke weed, swear, and fight. Sam was very serious when he spoke, at least in Hong Tao's opinion, but what he said was really unreliable, and the guests below began to laugh, and Erin and Hong Tao could only endure it.
"Do you know what kind of person you're going to spend the rest of your life with?" Sam suddenly came up with a question.
"As far as I know, she's snoring!" Hong Tao was originally a poor mouth, and now let Sam hook up like this, and the words he said began to be unreliable, and the dialogue between the pair of Weng sons-in-law on the stage completely ignited the enthusiasm of the guests in the audience.
"Not only that, but she had many bad ideas, and she often quarreled with her sister, so I prayed again, "Lord, enough, let her be like you!" God said yes again, and she had a heart full of love again. But I found out that something was missing from her, so I had to pray again to the Lord that she might be happy! But this time God was a little lazy, he gave you to her, although she smiled more and was more happy after knowing you, but I still don't know whether God's decision was right or wrong, but I am still grateful. Sam told Erin all the strengths and weaknesses through God's mouth, and finally began to talk about Hong Tao.
"Today! I'm going to give you my best stuff! It took me a lot of work with God to get her ready, so, Hong Tao, you don't mind if I nag one more word before this, do you? Although Sam said very playful things, but his eyes were really a little steamy, no matter what color or race in the world, parents have the same expectations for their children, and they all hope that their children can be happier than themselves in the end.
"......" Hong Tao also infected Sam's sensational speech, he wished that his parents were also standing here, although he might not be able to say Sam's words, but as long as he stood aside and looked at himself, it was enough.
"God and I have worked so hard, don't mess up!" Sam really kept his word, he really only said one more word, and then with tears in his eyes, he stretched out his hands, hugged Hong Tao, turned his head again, and hugged Erin, who was tearful and laughing uncontrollably, before slowly walking off the stage, sitting next to Mrs. Burgess, looking at the couple on the stage with tears in his eyes.
Probably infected by Sam's eyes, the audience was very enthusiastic, and they sang the song to the music, watching Hong Tao and Erin light the candle symbolizing the union, and did not stop until the bride and groom took the oath under the guidance of the priest.
The rest of the show Hong Tao is more familiar, I have seen it on movies and television, and the priest said: You can kiss the bride! Just pick it up and nibble on it, and then some of the nasty people start to make trouble, not only scattering flower petals, but also secretly throwing raw rice, which makes it cold in the neck, but you can't be disturbed yet.
And then there is no then, when Erin throws the flower back in her hand out of the coffin, the whole wedding ceremony part is successfully concluded, and everyone will go to the park next to it to continue to be lively, eat some buffets, dance or something, Hong Tao and Erin will also change into a more casual dress, enter the reception scene to dance the first dance, after dancing, they don't have to stay at the scene anymore, then they can drive the float full of flowers and a beer can to leave, Embark on their honeymoon journey, and as for the rest, naturally there are Sams and his wife to entertain them.
The location of the honeymoon was completely chosen by Irene, who was born in a civilian country, and Erin did not go to get a European luxury honeymoon because Hong Tao had a few small coins in her hand, she chose a Caribbean cruise, departing from Miami, passing through Jamaica and the Cayman Islands and returning to Miami, for exactly one week.
In the eyes of Americans, the Caribbean is their own backyard, where to play can not be regarded as going abroad, if there is no Cuba iron broad bean in the middle, I am afraid that many Americans do not know that the Caribbean is a foreign country, and think that it is the sea off Miami.
When it comes to Cuba, Hong Tao is a topic of conversation, it is a bridgehead of the communist camp embedded in the side of US imperialism, and it is still so strong after more than half a century of wind and rain. Hong Tao, who likes to think wildly, has always believed that Cuba has already made peace with the United States, or the Americans would not have kept such a socialist country too distinctive lying under their stomachs as a time bomb at any time.
Half of the beauty of the Caribbean is in Cuba, but you can't go there! The reason is simple, Hong Tao is not an American! Although Hong Tao actually has a temporary green card because of his marriage to Erin (the temporary green card here is not a temporary green card like EB-5 for investment immigration), Hong Tao did not plan to immigrate to the United States, so he did not apply for this thing.
Now the trouble comes, if you don't have a green card and no naturalization, then you can't go to Cuba and then enter the United States, once your passport is stamped with the entry stamp of the Republic of Cuba, you can only enter the United States again, visa refusal! (To be continued......)