At this time, it was noon on the second day of the celebration, and the next day's activities were already scheduled, but I had just woken up.

After playing last night, I was dragged by Xiaohong and Adam to drink, and as a result, I made trouble all night, and the result of being drunk and staying awake all night is that my head hurts so badly now.

But unfortunately, as the planner of the celebration, the office has accumulated a mountain of papers, but I finally did not escape, and was caught by Eliza.

The parade of floats that was more contemptible than anyone else had ended, and the victors were the chaotic groups sent by the Ciro Empire to participate, and their ensemble of muscular opera and the sound of death killed the audience in seconds, and by the time they reached the end, the float had become a moving mountain of gravel, and no one could be seen.

"There are so many people who like my singing, and sure enough, art knows no race, no borders, and last time it was really my stage fright director zhì who didn't play well. Well, let's have a show in the square next week. ”

"Really, really, so enthusiastic! I am so touched that I have decided that every day I am in Difender, the Omar Fitness Classroom is open for free, and if you want to learn fitness and square dancing with me, you can rush early tomorrow at 6 a.m., at the Weekday Square. ”

The news came out that in just one afternoon, the house prices and rents around the square fell by a third, and it seems that square dances and wandering singers disturb the people, no matter which incident is the same.

And then the complaints received were piled up, "Stop that evil banshee's howl, ahhhh Blind, all blind", "Burn the dog man and woman, but true love does not burn!" It's a perfect match. Let's be honest. Match them together. Don't let them come out and harm others", "Chop your hands, I want to chop your hands!" "Looks like there's something strange mixed in, well, don't dig into it.

Although there are a lot of complaints, there are some interesting returns: "What a funny Uncle of the Undead, he will also play Fly High (throw it up and then next, with Omar's arm strength. It is not difficult to fly tens of meters high, but it is reported that many of the children's parents are paralyzed by fright)", "All the scales are not in tune, and for the first time, I feel ashamed of being an elf, can I ask the undead lord not to ruin the reputation of the elves?" "It's fun, and I'm looking forward to having another event like this next year." I'm already thinking about next year's float. ”

Although there are a lot of complaints, it is not all without benefits, at least the high-level undead who retain their shortcomings and personal feelings are a little more humane and shorten the distance between the two sides.

And at this time, I. But there is no time to deal with these things, and new troubles are already in front of them.

"Because of someone's arbitrariness. More than 20 items such as the Death Crown Playground and the Potbelly King Contest were added at once, and the crowd exceeded expectations, and the scale of the various activities of the celebration ceremony also far exceeded expectations, and the result was that it was only noon the next day, and there was a big deficit in our finances. ”

"It is expected that the overspending is 1.2 million gold coins, if you can't do your best to find a way, I'm afraid you will have to use the construction funds of the city next spring or the salaries of the royal employees....... I personally build yì you shorten the program of the celebration, this is the way to solve the problem fundamentally!"

Ah, what a familiar horizontal eyebrow is cold, and the downward gaze under the gold wire glasses seems to be able to speak-"You're enough, don't do new shows, this birthday party is annoying enough." Let's take a break. ”

Well, it turns out that Eliza has already said it directly, although what she said seems to make a lot of sense, but

"Well said, but pointless! Don't! No one can stop me from taking a vacation, and this time the schedule is already scheduled for next month! ”

I gritted my teeth and insisted on my opinion, while waiting for Eliza's fierce rebuttal, but suddenly, the demon girl pushed her glasses, the iceberg thawed, and she withdrew from the "ghost mother-in-law mode", and actually nodded.

"Okay, then let's figure it out together. At the very least, let's sort out the funding model for the celebration in the near future. ”

"Why is it so easy to talk all of a sudden, is there a conspiracy? Anyway, I'm not immortal now, so I'm going to blow up the toilet and shoe cabinet cutter or something, so forget it. ”

I won't be fooled again, every time Eliza's anger is exploded, she will suddenly become more harmonious to lower my vigilance, but the gentler it is, the more deadly the next revenge will be.

Hearing this, Eliza was silent, and looked at me silently for a long time, and I was a little hairy before continuing.

"It seems that there are some things that I can't blame you for, and I seem to have overdone it. No, since I was taught by you, it's still your fault, it's all your fault. But this time, don't worry, I don't have any extra plans, well, not yet"

Eliza shook her head. There seems to be some hesitation.

"I'm sorry, although I don't know where I provoked you, it's all my fault! Please spare any of the children you are still holding. ”

Since it wasn't directly asking for trouble with me, then it would definitely come back with revenge elsewhere, and thinking of my treasures that were still in the clutches of the devil, I immediately chose to surrender decisively.

"No, it seems that I need to reflect now, I finally remember, you used to run out alone at this time of year to play pranks, and you came home alone in the middle of the night, and when you came back, you would find fault. So that's how you celebrate your birthday? Is it so lonely to exchange other people's unhappiness for your own short-term pleasure? I'm really sorry for being negligent before. ”

"Ahhh It's not like that, don't apologize, and don't look at me with such sympathetic eyes, I'm not a lonely old man who was disliked and forgot his birthday! I won't light birthday candles and eat birthday cakes alone, and I won't forget my birthday and find someone to be angry. ”

Now, it was Eliza's turn to be surprised, this casual guess was still true.

"It's true, it's so childish."

"You lied to me!"

There was a lot of chaos right now, and when I calmed down, business was imminent. Lack of money can be a big problem......

"Otherwise. Try to blackmail a little bit from the Templar Church. Anyway, I'm also allies with their boss, and I've been given the title of Sage, so it shouldn't be difficult to exchange some money. ”

"Do you really don't know or don't know, your current reputation has reached a level among the priests, just find a Holy Light Church, say that Roland is here, there are more than a dozen priests and paladins who jump out and beat people. Besides, your rejection of the title of Holy Saint of the Templar Church has spread throughout the city. Most people say that you don't know how to live or die, you don't know how to lift, and such a good opportunity is wasted. ”

Eliza said and nodded with satisfaction, obviously Eliza herself is one of the most people, if there is a title of sage, many things will be much more convenient, but obviously Roland is still relatively calm most of the time, and when he encounters the Templar Church, he will immediately overheat, and it is difficult to take back the decision that has been made.

The past is meaningless. Let's look ahead, so. Eliza said.

"But there are people who admire your courage to disgrace the Church of the Church. At this time you turn your head to find them? Are you going to bow your head and admit your mistake or continue to provoke, if it is the former, we all understand your completely shameless habits, please don't refresh the lower limit, if it is the latter, then it is better to simply go to war, so you are not going to cause trouble. ”

I opened my mouth, and in the end I didn't say anything, and if I could exchange money by lowering my head, it would be okay to do it, but according to my knowledge of my ability to taunt, if I came to the door, no matter what I originally planned to do, nine out of nine would evolve into the latter.

"Did you buy or sell arms? Isn't it very successful? ”

"Auctions are not a one-and-a-half thing, and if you don't have an appetite, you can't sell for a good price. Their spies should be all over the city now, and when they finally find a few clues and find nothing, then it's time for us to make a bid. ”

"Aren't you afraid that they'll actually get your skills?"

"That's unlikely. I asked Best to guard the technician's area personally, all the people who enter and leave must be approved, outsiders can't enter at all, and if I want to find the real thing, I can't find it, how can they find it. ”

It's not that I don't want to show the new magic mechanics products in the military parade, but in the last war, the finished products were basically lost, those Roland Titans have been completely destroyed, and the final explosion is very dazzling, the train king also exploded, and a lot of orcs were killed, and the small float boat did not come back, it should be said that it is the product of goblin interference, how it seems to be the end of the explosion.

"Next time, don't install the self-detonation button, I feel like as long as this thing is designed, it will be used sooner or later. It's like saying before going to the battlefield, 'Although the opponent is strong, at least I have the certainty of the same fate', which is super unlucky. The person who said this sentence immediately changed from a supporting role to cannon fodder, and most of them could only blow themselves up. ”

The more I talked, the more I felt, and it seemed that I had touched the truth.

"There is only one truth, I just want to shout this line. Okay, seriously, let's analyze it from the state of mind. There is a red button in front of you every day, obviously there is an arrow on it to remind you not to press, but the more you don't let you press, the more you want to press, in the end, there is no chance, and you can't resist the temptation whether you press it, or press it with both hands, or press it with both hands. ”

"Please don't compare your habitual with those warriors who sacrifice their lives, if the engineers and drivers who are working overtime hear about it, they will definitely strike en masse. When the time comes, I will have to raise my salary to keep people, and I will be in trouble. By the way, my salary? I don't think I've ever received a salary from you. ”

A good boss has to get used to playing dumb about things that don't matter, or at least to ignore the complaints and feelings of his subordinates, so I took a sip of tea and looked outside.

"Eliza, the black tea is getting better and better, the weather is really good today."

"Thanks for the compliment, but it was green tea just for you, and the weather wasn't good at all. It's sleet outside. Even if it's perfunctory, please be more sincere. ”

We know that since we can't solve it now, let's put it down for now.

"Oh oh, I remember, Adam said he was going to play tennis today. It's almost time, and it's time to go. ”

"Is this the murderous tennis tournament that has been agreed with a partner? I heard that your golf partner is still a beauty who admires you, and said that the measurements are 110, 80, 100, and the buttocks are huge. , tall and tall, far superior to me in every way this up and down line of the end of the slab"

Well, I vaguely knew why I was being dragged out of bed in the morning, and the familiar cold light in my eyes was a clear indication that someone was on the verge of going berserk.

"Ahem, don't talk nonsense! How so? I'm a good person, how can it be who is spreading rumors. That's definitely a bastard who likes to deceive. ”

"Well, bastard, you drank too much yesterday and bragged to me for half a night. Don't remember at all? Roland, it's not shallow. ”

I grew my mouth, but remembered what Adam had described to me yesterday, how could I let go of such a good opportunity, so, the next moment, I stood up suddenly, took a sip of black tea, turned around and ran, even if I had to die, I had to play enough and die!

"I'm out, you don't have to wait for me to eat at night."

I was relieved to see that Eliza didn't follow, but Eliza behind me already showed a sneer.

"Hmph, I didn't wake up, I drank enough yesterday, and I was so stupid that I even dared to believe Adam's words. Pit each other to death. ”

And soon, on the newly built special court, I also met that legendary beauty.

"Adam, is this what you call a beauty?"

"Of course, look at that face, melon seed face, little red lips, delicate and picturesque, of course she is a beauty."

"Big buttocks. , tall and tall? ”

"Of course, you look at the curves, the convex and backward, the muscles, so elastic, it's so perfect that you don't have friends. You see, the bulging super pectoral muscles are simply the perfect body that can only be found in sculpture. ”

Okay, I almost understood, this time I was cheated again, Xiaohong on the side was already bent over with laughter, and even Margaret looked at me with a smile.

"Just keep making it up. Admire me? ”

"Of course, is there a son who doesn't revere his father? Well, I forgot to tell you that you are him and not her. ”

Yes, the "beauty" companion in front of him is the current monarch of Ciro, but at this time, he is wearing a rather ridiculous white short skirt and is curiously slapping his racket.

He was glad to see me coming, but then he calmed down.

"Father. I've been looking for a chance to talk to you alone. It can't help but be about Ciro, as well as news from the plane of death. (To be continued......)