Chapter 213: Old Cow Flying to the Sky

After Xu Kai pretended to return to Beijing to report on his work as Bi Zhuangyuan, he didn't have half a pillar of incense, and he held Kangxi's holy decree and gave Wu Sangui a return pistol.

At this time, Xu Kai was wearing a braggart costume designed by himself, and the totem on it was not a dragon, but a ...... Cattle! Xu Kai called it a "cow robe", and he was the only one in the entire Qing Dynasty who could wear it, which also had the meaning of "", which could make Wu Sangui confess his guilt and ambush him, and obediently hand over all the power, without spending a single soldier, who else is more awesome than him Xu Kai?

"Huh? Who's coming? The watchdog of Pingxi Wangfu naturally didn't recognize Xu Kai, and he was even more unfamiliar with the cow robe he was wearing, thinking that he was a madman who wanted to blow him away.

Meng Jia stepped forward and said, "Bold, don't you kneel when you see the braggart king?" ”

"Braggart king? Ha! Little girl, why do you ask your grandfather and me to kneel down to this braggart king? He must have knelt down to me! "This watchdog is happy, I have never seen such a madman dare to come to Pingxi Wangfu to make trouble.

"He's a braggart king? Blow it and let me see? Another soldier was also amused and stepped forward to tease.

"Bring the oxen here, and this king will blow it to you." Xu Kai also wanted to scare them, now his combat power is as high as 200,000 points, not to mention blowing one cow, it's no problem to blow ten.

"Oh? Can you blow the cow away? Interesting, interesting! "These soldiers are usually stuffy and panicked, and it is rare for this madman to come, so they naturally want to see how he brags.

At this time, the farmer was passing by the Pingxi Mansion with an old cow, and was immediately stopped by a soldier and asked, "Official, what did I do?" ”

"Borrow your cow to play and I'll pay you back in a moment!" The soldier didn't care whether the farmer wanted it or not, he led his cow and walked to Xu Kai's side, and said with a smile: "Brother, you are so lucky, there is just a cow waiting for you to blow." ”

"Well, it's not bad, it's pretty strong." Xu Kai stepped forward and took a closer look. Very satisfied.

"You're blowing!" The soldiers began to coax and couldn't wait to see Xu Kai's performance.

"Uh-huh, here you are, you have to keep your eyes open. But don't fall out...... "Xu Kai's Heaven Swallowing and Earth Swallowing is not only possible with the palm of his hand, but also with his mouth, but it needs to consume the Five Elements True Qi and transmit it to his mouth, not before. You can cast it with Kunlun coins.

Xu Kai pretended to inhale heavily, attracting many onlookers, and when they heard that he was going to brag, they were all so happy that they couldn't close their mouths and talked about it.

"Hey, Brother Xu, can you do it?" Song Shuixian was a little worried and asked.

"Of course, don't underestimate my Brother Xu, he has great ability!" Meng Jia also called Xu Kai the eldest brother together with Song Shuixian. In this way, Xu Kai has another sister, and he really wants to ask himself: "How many good sisters do you have?" ”

"Yo? I haven't seen you for a few days, how come you know Brother Xu better than me? Don't...... Hehe...... "Song Shuixian began to tease Meng Jialai, their beauty and laughter attracted everyone's attention, forgetting that the protagonist is Xu Kai now......

Xu Kaihan said: "Hey, where are you looking?" ”

These people still didn't look here, Xu Kai could only show himself for himself, and blew the old cow away with a "poof", in order to exaggerate. Xu Kai deliberately let Lao Niu pass in front of those people, and then flew into the air, blowing their hair up and down, which was quite fashionable......

"Hair ...... What happened? Only then did everyone realize that the old cow was gone. They all stared at Xu Kai with incredible eyes.

"Brother Xu is amazing!" Although the two girls saw it with their own eyes, they still found it unbelievable.

"Hehe, you know how powerful this king is, right?" Xu Kai's nose was cocked proudly, and his expression was vivid.

"You're playing tricks, aren't you? We didn't see it! ”

"That's right! I didn't see it either! ”

"One more time!" "One more time!"

"Okay, this king will meet the audience's request and bring me ten cows. I'm going to hit ten! Oh no, blow ten! Xu Kai snorted twice, rubbed his hands, and waited for them to bring the cow here.

"Blow ten?" There was a young lady in the crowd, quite beautiful, she didn't know what was going on, so the maid inquired and found out that this person claimed to be the king of bragging, and he wanted to brag about ten cows, and he burst into laughter.

Xu Kai turned his head to look, this girl's name was Wu Qianqian, it seemed that she was Wu Sangui's daughter, and felt a little pity, because soon their family would be under house arrest in the capital......

This is the Pingxi Palace, it is not easy to find a cow, and there are many people who plough the fields in the enthusiastic audience, but unfortunately the cow is their lifeblood, how can they let this braggart king blow away?

Xu Kai was still very smart, took out ten gold bars from his arms, and said with a smile: "One gold bar buys a cow, first come, first served!" ”

"Up......roar" everyone's eyes lit up, and they rushed to sign up, and then brought the family's cow. You must know that a gold bar can buy more than one cow, and more than a hundred heads!

Xu Kai didn't blow away the old cow before, but let it stop in mid-air, idle, lay on the ground with one hand on his own, let the cow fall, and then blow it up again, it was really bragging, and it was very relaxed, ushered in the full house of applause, oh no, it was the street cheering, more and more people gathered in front of the Pingxi Wangfu to see the excitement, competing to see the style of the braggart king, crowded to the water, the soldiers were too lazy to disperse the crowd, and the excitement was wonderful when there were many people.

"Braggart King! Braggart King! Braggart King! Sure enough, it was huge, and Wu Sangui, who had just returned home, was also attracted.

He is not so easy to provoke, seeing so many people blocking the door of the house, he said angrily: "Blow all these people away!" ”

"Father!" Wu Qianqian beckoned in the crowd, Wu Sangui didn't expect his daughter to follow the blind coaxing, feeling very embarrassed, everyone learned that she was the daughter of the king of Pingxi, so they quickly stayed away, so as not to be killed.

"Sissi, how do you stand with these people in the market? It's really too much, go home with your father! ”

"No, I'm going to see him brag!"

"Ridiculous! What's so good about bragging? As soon as Wu Sangui finished speaking, he saw a cow fly into the sky, fell again, and then flew up, walked into the crowd to see, sure enough, someone was bragging, I really didn't know it, I was startled when I saw it, and Wu Sangui's eyes were staring, which was even bigger than durian......

Xu Kai saw that Wu Sangui was coming, of course he wanted to give him some color, and immediately blew the old cow in front of him.

"Protect the prince!" The guards immediately protected Wu Sangui, and Dong Li slapped Lao Niu with a palm, wanting to knock him away.

Call......

The old cow suddenly changed direction, flew back to its original place, and continued to be at the mercy of Xu Kai. Anyway, this cow is quite able to hold up, but he hasn't vomited until now, just mooing and mooing, is it addicted to blowing? (To be continued.) )