Chapter 4: Learning in Dreams

After the two left, Lenny Kuhn woke up from the shock, he didn't expect that this guy could use his lame English with a strict Northeast China flavor to talk and laugh with the girl from the Immigration Department, and he was stunned for a moment, and finally believed that he smuggled to the United States to promote the development of the sports world of the two countries, and ultimately achieve the goal of world peace.

God, is this guy really Chinese? Aren't the Chinese all as hardworking, decent and sincere as Yao Ming?

Lenny Kuhn shook his head helplessly, and Xiao Shao seemed to have completely broken his established impression of the Chinese.

"Aren't you afraid that your gibberish will be punctured? Do you think everyone believes your nonsense? Ranny Kuhn said to Xiao Shi with some annoyance.

"Others may not believe it, but Miss Berry will certainly believe it." Xiao Sa said very arbitrarily: "Didn't you see that there is a celebrity sticker on her mobile phone?" And her shoulder bag, which also has it on top. Think about it, how can a girl who has chased stars to this Cheng dù have her own independent thinking ability? ”

"You're still a psychologist?" Ranny Kuhn said with some surprise, "Don't you only have a high school degree?" ”

"Once upon a time, a man from the city who went up to hunt in the mountains gave me two books, one called Freudian psychology and the other Jungian psychology. I just flip through it when I'm fine, so basically I can analyze her personality and personality tendencies from some superficial behaviors. Xiao said very seriously, he was not joking.

"Then what kind of personality does you analyze John Smith?" Ranny Kuhn asked in disbelief, doubting the veracity of Chick's words.

"His childhood must have had a shadow, and he suffered a lot of misfortune and discrimination, so it caused him to be selfish, sensitive and perverse. In a sense, he was an underdog, and a weakling who was often oppressed. That's why he turned around and bullied people who were weaker than him. Xiao Sao said very directly: "To deal with this kind of person, you can only fight, there is no other way, this is the so-called cheap bones." ”

When Ranny Kuhn heard this, he felt that there seemed to be a little bit of truth.

"And what kind of character do you think I am?" Ranny Kuhn continued.

"You?" Xiao smiled and said in a tricky manner: "First of all, you are a lonely man. Secondly, you are a ** man. In the end, you are a kind man. ”

"Huh?" Ranny Kuhn frowned, he was thinking about the chic words.

"Guess how I know?" Xiao Sa asked deliberately.

"I don't know."

"Found from your bathroom. Ha ha. Xiao laughed twice: "Your toilet actually has a layer of pink plush on it, which means that you **." There is a playboy's naked picture book next to it, which shows that you are lonely. As for kindness, do you think it would be evil to help a middle-aged man who would help a Chinese guy smuggle into the United States? ”

"you, it's just appearances." Ranny Kuhn strenuously denied that he didn't want to admit that he was a lonely middle-aged man, and as for kindness, it didn't seem to be a good word.

Lenny Kuhn vehemently denied it, and Xiao Shi did not refute it. He didn't think he could wake up someone who was pretending to be asleep.

Xiao Xiao didn't answer, and Lenny Kuhn quickly turned the topic to basketball: "By the way, how did you learn to crossover?" Seems to be more proficient? ”

"Don't you have a video tape there? I learned from that. ”

"How can you teach yourself how to dribble the most difficult crossover? You can't even shoot a ball, how can you learn to crossover? Ranny Kuhn's face was full of surprise, he couldn't believe it at all. It's not logical that anyone who can't even walk suddenly learns to run.

"Is it hard?" Xiao shrugged his shoulders innocently.

"Of course, have you ever seen a newborn baby suddenly learn to run?" Ranny Kuhn said angrily.

Lenny Kuhn's analogy did not surprise Xiao Shao, but he replied as a matter of course: "Didn't I tell you that I was a genius?" Genius is inherently different. ”

"you, how can there be such a genius." Ranny Kuhn still didn't want to believe it.

Xiao Sao muttered two sentences in his mouth, but still chose to shut up, what he wanted to say in his mouth was: Do I want to sue you and I can still learn in my dreams?

Later, he thought that this matter was a little too peculiar, and no one would believe it if he said it, so he simply stopped talking about it.

"Whether you're a genius or not, you've narrowly escaped this time. Your physique and learning ability are indeed suitable for the sport of basketball. Seeing that Xiao Xiao did not continue to speak, Lanny Kuhn no longer delved into the question of whether Xiao Xiao was a genius, but arranged a way for Xiao Xiao: "This is the crazy March season of the NCAA, and my time is particularly busy. So, I'm going to give you to a good friend of mine, let him train you systematically, and then get you a serious basketball job, and then you can make money. ”

"Okay, no problem." As soon as Xiao Sa heard that he could make money, his eyes lit up.

"You, it's a pity." Suddenly, Lenny Kuhn shook his head regretfully and said, "Your body is really outstanding, it's a pity that you accepted basketball too late, you are nineteen years old this year, right?" If you can train systematically at the age of fifteen or sixteen, say you can't be a professional footballer. ”

"Professional footballers? What is it? Xiao asked puzzled.

"It's a player who makes basketball a profession."

"Is that a good salary?" Xiao Sao decisively asked him about the treatment he was most concerned about: "I can earn up to 500 a month... Isn't it five thousand dollars? ”

"Haha." Lenny Kuhn couldn't help laughing when he saw Xiao Xiao carefully taking out his fingers, and then said: "Now the league's most profitable star salary plus commercial endorsements can earn about seventy or eighty million dollars a year." ”

"Seven... Eight... Thousand... 10,000 USD ??? Xiao Xiao's tongue trembled, and he almost trembled to say this series of numbers.

It took almost a third of a second for Xiao to make a decision: "Lenny, I'm going to be a professional player." ”

Ranny Kuhn shook his head and broke the basin of cold water: "No, you're too old. ”

"I'm still going to be a professional footballer." Xiao replied firmly: "I'm a genius, have you ever seen a genius who learned to crossover in a week?" ”

"Can you walk around the court with a ball now?"

"I ......" Xiao was stumbling, and he was speechless all of a sudden, he really only learned crossover, he would stop a few times in disguise, let him dribble seriously, and he wouldn't be able to. He's like a runner who can't walk now.

"I'll take you to UCLA in a while, and you go there and learn from Coach Ben Holland, who is a good friend of mine. If you're a real genius, maybe you can become a professional footballer. Of course, I'm referring to the NBDL, not the NBA. ”

“NBDL？” Xiao Shi frowned: "Is there any difference between it and the NBA?" ”

"The NBDL is a league under the NBA. Let me tell you this, playing in the NBA, you can reach an annual salary of up to two or three million dollars, and in the NBDL, you can earn a maximum of one or two million. ”

"A million dollars or two? So much? Xiao Xiao's eyes flashed again, for him, one or two million dollars is also astronomical, if he can get so much, it will be a dream that will wake up with a smile.

Seeing Xiao Sa's eyes open to money, Lenny Kuhn couldn't help but smile helplessly. Although Xiao Shao's body is very strong and his learning ability is also very good, he still doesn't think that Xiao Shao can have the strength to play in the professional league, after all, there are too many young people with such talent in the United States. Xiao Xiao is only learning basketball now, and he lost a lot at the starting line, how can he catch up?

Ranny is not confident, but dashing but full of motivation. After learning that NBDL could earn an annual salary of one or two million dollars, he had turned his dream house from a three-bedroom villa into a luxury villa, and he gritted his teeth and thought fiercely that he must earn millions of dollars to go back and build the most luxurious and enviable villa in the village.

Ranny Kuhn didn't know what Xiao Sha's dream was, and after making a phone call to the UCLA coach, he drove directly to the UCLA training gym with Xiao Shan, Xiao Xiao's eyes kept wandering out the window. When the car drove into the area of Beverly Hills, Xiao Xiao's eyes were completely closed, and he kept pointing to one luxurious villa after another and asked Lenny Kuhn: "Hey, Lenny, how much does a villa like this cost?" ”

"Boy, don't dream, this is Hollywood. You can't even dream of a house here for tens of millions of dollars, and it's not something you can buy if you have money, it's full of celebrities. Kobe Bryant of the Lakers lives here. After being annoyed by the question, Lenny Kuhn said very politely that he was not afraid of hitting Xiao.

But Xiao Xiao didn't look hit at all, he instead asked: "Kobe Bryant of the Lakers?" Who is he? Is he also a professional footballer? Is he strong? How much better than John Smith? Do you think I'm a genius who has been improving so much that I can beat him in a few years? ”

When the chic words drilled into Lenny Kuhn's ears one after another, Lenny Kuhn was completely speechless: This guy, this guy, actually wants to beat Kobe?