Chapter 90: I like to hang people from masts

The sky over Bandle City is clear and sunny, the air in Bandle City in the early morning is exceptionally fresh, a new day and a new beginning, people's faces are mostly radiant, children are full of vitality, young people are full of energy, and many elderly people start exercising very early.

At this moment, Qi Lin still had a band-aid on his face and came to Bandle City Radio, because of the image problem of the program in the past few days, the anchor master and the producer of Xiao Qi's talk show, the little beauty Lorna, has been angry at Qi Lin several times, muttering why Qi Lin is so careless, the audience is quite admirable when they see Qi Lin doing the show with an injured look, and after a few days, Qi Lin's image in people has improved a lot, and Lorna has not said anything more.

"Now into our daily topic." Qi Lin cheered up and recorded the show, and used the phone to communicate with his friends.

A friend called, only to hear the weak voice of the benevolent brother ask:

"Brother Qi Lin, I'm taking the exam right now, can you help me do a solution question?"

Qi Lin suddenly had black lines on his head.

"Ahem, that cheating is not right."

"Brother Qi Lin, I listen to you talk about the Romance of the Three Kingdoms and the Water Margin every day, I like you very much, you must help me, there is no class reunion in this class."

Qi Lin tugged at his collar, "Okay, since you've called, it's only this once, not next time." ”

"Xie Lu Xie, hehe, the question of this question is asked like this."

This is obviously a primary school student who secretly calls during the exam, and his voice is very immature.

Qi Lin listened quietly, and the classmate's voice also sounded on every radio in Bandle City that was tuned to this channel or was watching Xiao Qi's storytelling program.

"The original text is: Drinking tea with an old monk, I said to the monk: I can't let go of some things and some people. He said, "There's nothing you can't let go." I said, "I just can't put it down." ”

"Well, and then what?" Qi Lin frowned and listened to this story and asked, thinking that this is the language. I also drank tea involuntarily.

"He said, don't you like tea? Then the old monk handed me a teacup, and asked me to pour hot water into it, and poured it all the time, and the hot water overflowed after the most, and I didn't let go of my hand. The child's immature voice spoke slowly.

Then the old monk said: You are paralyzed, you don't play cards according to the routine!" The classmate who secretly called for help in this exam suddenly raised his voice and finished the last sentence of the original text on the phone.

"Poof!" Qi Lin suddenly squirted out a mouthful of tea.

The ratings and listening rate of the program are very high, and countless people were shocked by this classmate.

Qi Lin's head was full of black lines, he took out a tissue and wiped the corners of his mouth, coughed a few times, and asked weakly, "Classmate, what is the topic?" ”

"Oh, the first question is: What will the old monk say: If it hurts, you will naturally let go."

This time, countless viewers squirted tea.

"This? That's not the original text, is it? Wrong question? Qi Lin asked weakly on the phone with a trembling voice.

"yes, I'm also wondering, but the invigilator doesn't care."

"So how do you do it?" Qi Lin asked while covering his face and holding his head, answering the phone.

"The answer I wrote to the first question is: What the old monk clearly said is: You are paralyzed, you don't play cards according to the routine!"

Qi Lin suddenly had a kind of vomiting blood with black lines on his head, but he didn't expect to encounter such a joyful thing early in the morning, and received a call from a primary school student asking questions.

"And what's the second question?" Qi Lin glanced at the field affairs, and saw that all the field affairs were also crying and laughing.

I just listened to this immature voice and said slowly: "The second question is what does this article like we express? ”

Qi Lin coughed, straightened out his thoughts, and was about to explain to this classmate what should be the correct statement.

The hotline said, "My answer is to play according to common sense." ”

Qi Lin couldn't help it at all, and Ha Lu laughed.

"Ha Luha, classmates, take the exam well, let your teacher check the test questions."

After saying that, Qi Lin smiled and gestured to the field staff, signaling to connect to the next hotline.

This should be a young lad, and his voice sounded a little indignant.

As soon as he got through, he couldn't wait to say, "Mr. Qi Lin, I'm wondering, what's wrong with my money?" I never flaunt my wealth, and I help my grandmother cross the road every day, but why do so many people cheat me? ”

Qi Lin was suddenly full of black lines, who were the people who called the hotline this morning! Isn't this called not showing off your wealth? is nakedly saying that he is rich!

"Friend, may I ask what happened to you that makes you so excited."

"Yesterday afternoon I drove out of the city to play, and I drove very slowly, and then I turned a little corner, and I saw an old woman suddenly rushing towards the front of the car, and it was an out-of-towner, much taller than us yodelers. This old woman freaked me out. ”

"I braked so hard that I touched her slightly."

"It's good that there's nothing wrong with it." Qi Lin said with a sigh of relief.

The young man suddenly became short of breath, visibly irritated and angry.

"But I kindly wanted to take this old woman to the hospital to see a doctor, but she didn't go, she kept lying on the ground and rolling on the ground and shouting that she couldn't get up!"

"I'm so anxious, I want to carry her to the hospital, she's so big, we yodelers are usually small, okay? But she stood up with a painful look, staggered and opened her mouth, and asked me for two hundred gold coins! It's two hundred gold coins when you open your mouth!! Is she going to rob? She must have done it on purpose! ”

Qi Lin covered his face with black lines again.

"Eh, it looks like this guy should have touched porcelain, but what about later?" Qi Lin adjusted his speechless mood at the moment and asked slowly.

"I was really angry, and then I went to the roadside newsstand and called my dad, and I said that my dad asked the housekeeper to send me a thousand gold coins now, and I was going to kill someone!"

In an instant, countless people in Bandle City who listened to Xiao Qi's talk show covered their faces and expressions.

"Ahem, that, ahem, Brother Ren, and then?"

Then the old woman stood up, patted the ashes off her body, and left.

"Okay, buddy, you won, I hope you can continue to do more good deeds in the future, such as helping grandma cross the road or something you said at the beginning, there are not many things like touching porcelain quilts, thank you, let's connect to the next hotline." Qi Lin hurried

Qi Lin hung up the phone and gestured to the field affairs and mouthed, meaning to pick up some nutritious topics.

Then a middle-aged uncle answered the phone.

I saw that this uncle spoke quite well, and discussed the story with Qi Lin.

Since Qi Lin relied on his super memory to bring the memorized "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "Dream of Red Mansions", "One Thousand and One Nights" and other famous works to this novel world, it has become popular, and I have to say that the charm of literature can indeed cross countries, nationalities and skin colors.

After talking about the story, talk about philosophy.

Hearing this voice, he suddenly asked Qi Lin a question, which made Qi Lin think seriously.

"We have always talked about equality and justice, but may I ask Mr. Qi Lin, what is justice? What is equality? ”

In just one sentence, not only did Qi Lin fall into thinking, but also made many people who were listening to Xiao Qi's talk show think.

After the other end of the phone finished speaking, he quietly waited for Qi Lin's opinion, and Qi Lin frowned and thought for a long time.

With a flash of inspiration, his eyes were full of wisdom, and he spoke slowly.

"I'll give you an example, there's a football field, but the football field is surrounded by a wall, and there are three people who want to watch the football field."

"These three people are young people, teenagers, children, you know what I mean, they are all different heights."

"Well, Mr. Qi Lin, you say."

"In front of them there are three chests of the same height."

"Youth, teenagers, and children everyone stands on a box and watches the game on the football field, and this is called equality!" Qi Lin's voice was sonorous and powerful, and many people didn't understand it for a while.

"However, the youth can see even if he does not need to step on the box, because he is exactly a head taller, but he still steps on a box, while the boy is exactly as high as the wall, and he can see the game by stepping on a box, while the child cannot see the game even if he steps on the box, barely as high as the wall."

Everyone pondered, listening to Qi Lin's simple and clear explanation.

"It's called equality, no matter what their height is, whether they can see it or not, everyone has a box to step on."

"And then, the youth gave his box to the child, so that the child has two boxes to step on, and he can see the game, and the teenager has one box to step on, and the youth does not, but all three people can see the game."

"This! It's called justice! ”

Qi Lin was full of words, and his words were loud.

"Xie Lu Xie, I admire you very much, Mr. Qi Lin."

Producer Luo Na and the field staff suddenly looked at Qi Lin, who was smiling at this moment, although he was covered in bandages, and was invariably overwhelmed by Qi Lin's wisdom, and more people who listened to the program couldn't help but admire, admiring Qi Lin's wisdom, and the simple story was clear and suffocating, and many people couldn't help but applaud.

Qi Lin coughed, a smile appeared in the corner of his eyes at this moment, and his face was full of confidence and sunshine.

The daily topic interaction session is also coming to an end.

Qi Lin is about to open his mouth to end today's program like he does every weekday, "Welcome to listen to your story my heart, authentic and good host, good story in China, I am Qi Lin, meet tomorrow's Xiao Qi to talk about things." ”

The words have not yet been spoken.

A phone call came in, Qi Lin was still in a good mood at the moment, so he picked up the phone: "Hello, you are the last friend of today, please have anything you want to talk to me." ”

There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment, very quiet, Qi Lin waited for a while and saw that no one spoke, and immediately frowned slightly, ready to hang up the phone.

At this moment, a voice full of amusement sounded: "Yo hehe, Mr. Qi Lin, I want to ask you a question, do you know that there are many pirates on the sea, how do they usually kill people?" ”

There was a mockery in his voice, and his voice was low, but he could clearly hear the murderous intent in his words!

Suddenly, Qi Lin glanced at the microphone, his brows furrowed, and he saw that the field staff were also surprised and questioned, and they felt inexplicable about what they said on the phone call that suddenly came in.

"Ahem, I don't know what to do, may I ask this gentleman, do you know what to do?" Qi Lin thought to himself that this should be someone who was bored, and still showed a smile as usual under the live video recorder and said softly.

"Hey, hey, there are many ways to die, such as throwing them into the sea to feed the fish, the pirates are so dizzy by the sea that there is no way out and no meat to eat, and sometimes they choose to kill some captives to eat meat!"

Suddenly, Qi Lin's heart jumped, and his face changed!

Without pause, the voice continued, "But I don't like what the barbarians do. ”

Through the phone, Qi Lin could tell that the caller should be smiling at the moment, and it can be imagined that the corners of his mouth should be full of evil and playfulness.

Qi Lin's brows furrowed.

The voice paused for a moment.

"I love hanging people from masts!" The voice of Yin Measurement slowly spit out the following.