Dubu was named a good brother by Luo Shui without knowing it, and this guy was talking nonsense with Luo Shui, and asked the girl's home address, mobile phone number, dormitory number, etc. Thinking that even Lin Yixun is so shrewd is not his opponent, and fooling this little fool is not a drizzle.

From time to time, Luo Shui was made blushing by Dubu's slightly explicit jokes, and he was very shy. But although Dubu has not personally experienced love, he has psychological training for women of all ages at the base, so although talking will make Luo Shui shy, he will not be annoyed in his heart, and he will even feel that he is really humorous. And Luo Shui felt exactly like this at this time.

"Brother Dubu, you are so humorous!"

"Haha, yes, I also have a very nice joke, do you want to hear it?"

Luo Shui's face flushed when he heard this, thinking about the embarrassing jokes he told just now, and subconsciously looked around. Fortunately, it was close to noon at this time, and there were not many students coming and going, so Xiao Confused breathed a sigh of relief. It would be a problem if people knew that she had heard people tell jokes about meat jokes.

"Still don't want it, right? What are you talking about...... It's too embarrassing, and it's not good if someone hears it. Although her mouth was refusing, the little girl couldn't help but think in her heart: "What kind of joke is Big Brother Dubu going to tell?" It must be funny, it seems to be listening, but people are afraid to be shy to listen to it......"

"Hehe, there's no one now, so I'll just whisper." Dubu said instigatingly, "You see that there are not even grasshoppers around the area clean now, even if someone comes over, I won't be fine if I stop." ”

Luo Shui was shaken, comforting himself in his heart that this was the last one, and then nodded slightly.

If it weren't for Dubu who kept paying attention to her movements, I'm afraid I wouldn't have seen this girl nodding. Before the story was told, the little girl's face began to turn red again, like a red apple, so that Dubu couldn't help but want to take a bite.

Holding back the dirty thoughts in his heart, he cleared his throat and said: "The characters in the story: Mr. Mosquito, Mr. Gadfly, Mr. Praying Mantis, Incident: Bragging." ”

Before the story began, Luo Shui couldn't help laughing, Brother Dubu always spoke unexpectedly, which made people laugh when they heard it.

The purpose of this guy is to make her happy, and his face will naturally not change at this time, and he said with a shelf: "One day, mosquitoes, gadfly, and praying mantis met to have afternoon tea, and the three of them bragged while drinking. ”

The mosquito said, "I tell you a secret, but don't tell anyone else!" Five years ago, I took a bite on a woman's buttocks, and it got swollen and swollen, and it still hasn't healed! ”

"Cut, what are you!" The gadfly looked disdainful, "I took two bites on a person's chest, and now it is still swollen like two hills. ”

The praying mantis became even more disdainful when he heard this, and shouted loudly with a pair of scythes: "You two are embarrassed to show off this little thing!" I think that when Lao Tzu slashed a woman between her legs*, it is still not good, and there will be blood once a month! ”

Dubu suddenly closed his mouth, which made Luo Shui, who listened to it with relish, stunned: "Go on, why did you stop." ”

Dubu shrugged his shoulders and said with a wicked smile: "It's over, think carefully about whether this story is funny." ”

Luo Shuiding paused, his little face suddenly turned red, and the knife between his buttocks, two mountains on his chest, and between his legs* was bleeding every month......

"Oh, Big Brother Dubu is so bad, how can you tell such a joke!"

Dubu looked at the little girl's flushed face, and deliberately asked, "How is it, have you figured it out, do you want me to explain it to you?" ”

"Don't!" It's very shy to know this kind of embarrassing words, and if you say it in person, it's worth it!

"Oh, then you get it!" Dubu looked suddenly enlightened.

"No, people don't understand anything!" Luo Shui shook his head and denied it!

"Ah, you don't understand, then I'll explain it to you." Dubu looks enthusiastic.

"Ahh Don't don't, that ......" Luo Shui was so anxious that he didn't know what to say, and suddenly raised his head and drove to Dubu with a wicked smile on his face, and immediately understood that this was a joke that he deliberately wanted to see himself, and the little girl suddenly didn't follow it, "Brother Dubu, you are so bad, you deliberately look at people shyly, I know that people are embarrassed and they have been like this, so I ignore you!" ”

Luo Shui walked forward angrily, but he didn't mean to be angry in his heart, but he was just shy and difficult to find a reason.

Dubu is well versed in the psychology of girls, so he will naturally not be deceived by appearances, and he will follow with his legs. But he also understands that moderation is enough, otherwise it will not be good.

So for the rest of the journey, Dubu didn't say anything too explicit, and the two chatted very harmoniously.

"Huh? By the way, Brother Dubu, you are also a freshman this year, but how do you know the location of the girls' dormitory? ”

Luo Shui asked, tilting his little head.

Dubu couldn't help but feel a little hot on his face when he heard this, for the sake of the future pickle girl plan, of course the location of this girl's dormitory must be found correctly! So after getting the floor plan, Dubu deliberately took a detour to find the location of the girls' dormitory before returning to the dormitory. Of course, these are things that must not be said to the little girl, otherwise the image will be completely finished.

"Oh, that's what you say. When I was back to the dormitory, I passed by the girls' dormitory and remembered the approximate location. ”

Luo Shui nodded, without the slightest doubt about Dubu's explanation, "Brother Dubu, you are so powerful, people can't find a place with a map, you can remember it at a glance." ”

Dubu touched his nose and smiled awkwardly and didn't answer.

It didn't take long for the two to come to the girls' dormitory, and after asking for someone, they quickly found Luoshui's dormitory building.

"Okay, big brother Dubu, you can send me here, I'll just take the things myself." Luo Shui looked at the sweat on Dubu's face and said with some embarrassment.

"It's okay, now the girls' dormitory lets the boys in, I'll help you move it up, it's hard to go up the stairs." How could this guy sweat because of this amount of exercise, but he was forced out to win favor.

Luo Shui felt that what Dubu said was also reasonable, and it was indeed a little difficult for her to go upstairs with something as a girl. At this moment, two people passed by, the boy was holding something for the girl, and the girl was wiping his sweat in distress.

"Look, everyone is a boy who takes it, let's go quickly, it's a little hot outside." After saying that, he walked straight inside.

Luo Shui pursed his lips and followed, and after thinking about it, he took out some tissues from the small bag on his body and wiped the sweat on his forehead.

The little hand rubbed and wiped on Dubu's face, and the comfortable guy almost didn't scream. After arriving at the door of the dormitory, he was still indignant: why is it on the third floor, why not the fifth floor!!

The family conditions that want to come to Luoshui are also good, and the dormitory where they live is an independent quadruple room like Dubu.

After putting down his things, Luo Shui hurriedly took out a bottle of mineral water and put it in front of him, and then turned on the air conditioner.

But before he could take a sip of water, the phone rang suddenly.

took it out and saw that it was He Meimei calling, and pressed it to answer alone.

"Meimei, are you busy with things, do you want me to help?"

"I'm done talking to my roommate in Lily's dorm room?" Speaking of this, she smiled embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, Dubu, just now the sisters in Lily's dormitory said that everyone wanted to eat together, and we agreed to do it if we couldn't shirk it, and there was no way to eat with you at noon." ”

"It's okay, you guys go, just have a good relationship with my roommate, and I can solve lunch anywhere by myself." Dubu said nonchalantly.

The two said a few more words, and someone over there was urging He Meimei, so they hung up the phone in a hurry.

"Huh? Was it your girlfriend calling? "The quality of the call on the black and white screen Nokia is still good, although there is no amplification, but when there are only two people in the room, Luo Shui still clearly hears the voice of the girl opposite.

Girlfriend? Although the relationship with He Meimei is very ambiguous now, there should still be some distance from his girlfriend.

"Hehe, no, it's just a good friend."

Luo Shui didn't mean to delve into it, the two just met, so they could only say that they had some good feelings, and Dubu didn't have the ability to die and live with the tiger body in the stallion novel.

"Then where are you going to eat at noon?"

"It's not easy for me to do it alone, I can do anything." Although Dubu likes food, he doesn't take his appetite very seriously! Otherwise, he wouldn't have been to Fumen Road all these years.

"How's that going to work! Brother Dubu is not like this, today I made an appointment with my fellow villagers to have dinner together, if you don't mind, how about we go together, just think it's me thank you for helping me move things. ”

Dubu didn't shirk, and nodded directly in agreement.

But now Luo Shui also has to clean up the dormitory, and he can't stay here all the time, so the two made an appointment to call him after Luo Shui cleaned up, and then left the girls' dormitory alone and walked towards his dormitory.

"I wonder if my dorm roommate is here?" Fortunately, the Luoshui dormitory was not far from Dubu's dormitory, and it didn't take long for him to arrive.

opened the door with the key, there were two people in the living room, and they all stood up with a smile when they saw Dubu, "Haha, just now I told Lao Mu where the brothers who came early in the dormitory went, saying that Cao Cao Cao will arrive, my name is Duan Fei, from Chengdu, Sichuan." As he spoke, he patted Dubu on the shoulder.

"My name is Liu Siyuan, and I'm from Hunan." Liu Siyuan is a slightly thin white boy with a gentle appearance.

"Hehe, hello, my name is Dubu, and my hometown is from Gansu." I still care about the roommates in the dormitory walking alone, after all, if nothing else, everyone will have to spend four years under the same roof in the future.

"Brother Dubu came just in time, just now the two of us were still saying that the two of us were too lonely to eat, and the last brother had not yet come. As you talk, you're there. How about we go out to dinner at noon, and get in touch with each other? ”

Duan Fei said with a smile on his face.

"That is, you must say yes, or you will regret it! Lao Duan confessed to me just now, he is going to invite him to a beautiful fellow country for dinner later, don't regret it if you don't go! As soon as Liu Siyuan talked about beauties, Sven's appearance was suddenly shattered, and he looked lustful.

Seeing this, Duan Fei said with a wry smile: "I was deceived by this kid's appearance just now, I thought he was a decent gentleman, and he said that he was embarrassed to disturb me to eat with my fellow countryman, but I didn't expect that as soon as I said that the fellow was a big beauty, this guy was completely revealed, and he looked like you didn't let me go, and I was in a hurry with you." ”

"This ...... I'm afraid it won't work today, I saw that you didn't come just now, so I made an appointment with a friend to have dinner together. Dubu shook his head with some regret and said.

"Really? Alas, then you are really a big loss, there are very few girls in our civil engineering department, and I was going to carry forward the style and let us compete fairly? Now it looks like you don't have a chance. Duan Fei shook his head, with an expression that you had lost a lot.

Dubu smiled and didn't speak, and the three of them immediately sat on the sofa and chatted. Because everyone has just met, the speech is not too deep, it is just nonsense from all over the world. But between men, it comes to women when they talk about it.

Liu Siyuan, this guy is even more of a lewd slut, and he told him about engaging in women in high school, which made Duan Fei scold the beasts and howl wolves!

Dubu also listened to it with relish, and interjected two sentences from time to time.

(Chapter 1, oh, there's another chapter in the afternoon!) ）