Chapter 156: Building the City
In my office, there is a debate going on about truth and culture, and I, being challenged by the juniors.
"There is no future for a race that openly despises other cultures, and those stupid long ears are the most obvious example, when you see new, alien cultures as beasts, you also close the door to your own progress!"
"Well, that's right, resting on one's laurels will only lead to stiff thinking and eventually being eliminated by the times."
"So, we have to be good at learning from the cultural traditions of other people, maybe he is seen as killing Matt, vulgar and obscene, absurd and uninhibited today, but maybe in the eyes of future generations, he will be regarded as a classic! Any artist who crosses the era, at the beginning, he is not accepted by the times. β
"Well, it's true that there are a lot of such examples, and many of the classics that are now were also non-mainstream in the past. The non-mainstream band of the past has now become superstars, and the weird puzzle pieces that are obviously convulsions are actually impressionist masterpieces, which is difficult for an old antique like me to understand. Maybe I will never understand it, but I will not hinder the development of new things, on the contrary, I will study and absorb it. β
"It's great that you can understand. Your Highness, if we are to move towards a new era, to build a new era in full bloom, we must recognize the cultural and personal preferences of other races. Respect and trying to understand is the beginning of all communication, and the reason why this world is so chaotic is that there is a lack of knowledgeable people like you. β
"Hehe, little Timmy, you are so good at talking, say that my heart is full of joy."
"What about my design?"
"Hehe, it still doesn't work."
Looking at the angry Timiret, I smiled cruelly. I've embarrassed you for making me embarrassed. The whole world says that I am a careful eye for holding grudges. I'll show you how I hold a grudge.
"Saying so much just to let your cat ear communicator, beast tail energy pool, and swimsuit series armor pass? Are you tired? Still think I'll be fooled so easily. Okay, I've always respected the traditions of other races, but you're sure you've changed that way. Are the designs all out of normal aesthetics, not to satisfy their own selfish desires? Do you dare to swear by your conscience, dare to swear by your sister's honor. β
Well, Timiret was speechless, but I stepped up to mend it.
"Besides, even if it's for selfish desires. You're thinking too simply. It is said that the maid costume is good-looking, and you also know that I do like the maid outfit, but do you know what it feels like to wear a maid outfit with a strong man with a waist of more than two meters and three feet? Blinded my kryptonite dog eyes, ruined the three views, I stared at Eliza for a night that day before recovering! β
"You are so naΓ―ve, you just think about the youth and cuteness of the three-point swimsuit girl, you don't think about the terrible swimsuit grandma, you just think about the sailor suit girl and the young girl, but you don't think of the sailor suit aunt and the older magical girl. Not to mention those swimsuit uncles whose foot hair and chest hair have not faded, blinded my dog's eyes. I had nightmares all night! β
There's really no nonsense this time, I can now paint the scene in my dream.
"In the nightmare, a group of muscular men dressed in maid costumes walked in a neat phalanx, saluted me, they pouted their butts and walked with twisting catwalks, and they also raised the little witch to transform into a staff and shouted slogans, what 'punish you on behalf of the moon', 'love and courage', forget it, what is the same spiritual pollution as 'Nicole Nicone', 'I didn't take medicine today, I think I'm cute'!"
"Also, don't say I haven't read, raise one arm and shout, 'Hey, King of Gentlemen!' What exactly does it mean, plagiarism is too obvious is there! I'm not a gentleman's king! β
The roar reached the outside of the wall, but it was only the beginning of my venting, because of the strange military parade, I was actually scared to wake up for half the night, staring at Eliza with blood-red eyes for half the night, making her think that I was completely crazy.
"Hooligans are not scary, they are afraid that hooligans are literate and change. The state is not terrible, but it is afraid of changing. There is knowledge, the bear child is not terrible to be naughty, but no one beats him when he is naughty! β
I haven't been so miserable for so many years, and even my reputation has developed in a weird direction, how can it be possible if I don't retaliate well.
"Bear children must be disciplined, the more distorted they are, the more they need to be corrected in time, or they will evolve into super bear children sooner or later."
"Smack!" After a snap of his fingers, the door opened, and a group of big men entered, all of them big men, but they were dressed in Timiret's design...... Well, for the sake of today's lunch, I still don't want to describe it specifically, in short, even if I close my eyes in time, the sound of muscles colliding is disgusting and disgusting.
"I kind of know your preferences, since it's your own design, you can try it!"
"Wait, Your Highness, I know I'm wrong! Ahh β
Even if the eyes are closed in advance due to the blinding scene, the screams of the bear children are still pleasant.
"Wrong? Let's play with your new friends for a few hours first, and take it with you. β
"Little Timmy, I'm sorry, this is all an order from His Highness, but don't worry, the head of the regiment has approved the application to join the Gentlemen's Alliance, and everyone will be brothers in the future. When he still has a few backbone members from the flagpole down, we will hold a ceremony for you to join the group, everyone likes your design, and your design can be directly digested within our regiment headquarters in the future, you don't have to be afraid of no research funds. β
ββ¦β¦ Wait, when will I apply to join the Pervert Alliance....... don't touch me, do your credit for Arashi Country! I have shed blood for Your Highness! You can't do that! It can't be like this! Your Highness, I beg you, hang me on the flagpole. β
Listening to this application to take the initiative to hang the flagpole, I can also understand the other party's remorse, so Timirette should have learned a lesson, and will think more about doing things in the future, so I made a decision.
"Hehe, no!"
The promise of a bear child? Even if you say it at the time, with the forgetfulness of the bear child, that thing will be forgotten in two days. If you don't get a real lesson this time. Most of the time you will make the same mistake next time. I'll let you remember it for the rest of your life.
"Ahhhh Idiot! Don't touch my ass! Ahhhh β
Well, the scream was so pleasant, and listening to the screams of the bear child, I finally relieved myself.
"That's right. Add some fuel to those guys on the flagpole, let the magic catapult shooter use them to shoot targets, don't let them be idle, don't worry, you can't die with training bullets. I thought I didn't know what to say, but these guys have all come out of experience, 'How do you sleep when hanging upside down in the most effortless position?' Oh, I see how you sleep when you're being shot. β
And after dealing with these messy things, you must also focus on the serious things in front of you.
My Necromancers and Aurora Sky Troopers are probably the highest-ranking detectives on the battlefield. Thanks to their efforts, I have a certain grasp of the battlefield.
The coalition forces don't know what they are doing. But judging from the fact that I was not invited to several military discussions, most of them still have a lot of careful thinking, of course, I also have my own calculations, and the information I share is only carefully selected.
Orcs and elves put aside their prejudices for many years and cooperate sincerely, while the human side is the same race but intrigues, no matter how you look at it, the situation on our side is not good.
However, after entering the customs from the elves, I don't have to worry about Antoun's problems, it's not a military problem, it's a political problem.
If I am not mistaken, the elves are in the name of revenge, hoping that the war will continue to escalate, and eventually pull out the human superpower and the church, then, since they have declared war on Sluwell, if Anthun has fallen and Sluwell has destroyed the country, should they consider going home?
I'm afraid, this is also the root of the orcs attacking the city, Sluwell's Antun is a big fish game, if the bait dies before the show starts, then how to act after that really has to be considered.
With the current situation, if the decisive battle is lost, it is enough to kill half of the seven countries of the Northland, but if any super empire intervenes, such as San Antonio, which has a close relationship, those small elven countries in the Northland are definitely not enough to fight.
"Eliza, do you know the inside story? Any news. β
"No, it's not our responsibility, but I can smell the devil in it. Most of these messes are the handiwork of the devil, they like to engage in these useless conspiracies the most, if it is the demon lord, it must be directly starting the blood sacrifice to summon the demon army. As long as the legion comes, it will be crushed all the way, and those useless little tricks are ridiculous. β
Indeed, this is also in line with my understanding of the two races of Chaos, the devil always likes to lurk in other races to provoke war or plot plots, and the demon's means are much more direct.
"No, I'm going to check it out."
When the situation was unclear, it was not my style to sit at home and blindly command, so I did not hesitate to step on the ice mount and go to the front line to inspect -
The flying icy nightmare suddenly turned into a phantom void and missed the lightning from the Thunderhawk, but in the mist, I summoned the Angel of War incarnation and quietly flew into the clouds.
"Let's go down!"
And the next moment, when the attention of the Thunderhawk Knights was attracted by Erin Bella, who was condensed again, at that moment, the giant sword from above their heads directly knocked them down.
With Erin Bella's foot strength, Antunn is not far away, but the air cavalry intercepted along the way is very troublesome, I have met four squads along the way, although the Thunder Eagle only has a natural ability of thunder is not too difficult, but their high speed and excellent eyes are our biggest enemy, escape may not be able to escape, the most can only eat hard.
At this point, even my transformation and Erin Bella's ability to blur three times a day have been forced out, and it seems that they have reached their limit.
Not far away, Antun was already under siege, but I didn't go any further, because the alarm bell in the orc camp sounded, and countless air cavalry began to rise into the air.
"It's a complete blockade of the air to Antun, Erin Bella, go back."
When I gave the order to go back, the black cat in my clothes who was hiding from the wind took the initiative to rush out.
"Don't worry, go around more, do you see those stone pillars below? If you take a closer look, you may have new troubles. β
Okay, expert word, the clerk broke his leg, and when I flew around the stone pillar twice, after ten minutes of grabbing and seeking with the little green dragon, finally Heloise nodded and spoke.
"It's decided, go back, since they have put this out, I'm afraid the decisive battle is just around the corner."
"What's that?"
While Shi Shiran dodged the dragon breath attack behind him, he leisurely compared the middle finger to the dragon knight, this dragon didn't even have a full dragon beard, and he was less than a hundred years old when he was full, maybe it was still a domestic animal raised by orcs, maybe the strength was not bad, but it was definitely failing in terms of war experience.
When Erin Bella turned into a bird and accelerated with all her might, the green dragon was left behind in a few minutes, and once we were free from the orc air riders, I could finally ask Heloise what she had discovered.
"How can you muscle sticks understand the mystery of the mage, don't shake, don't shake, fall! Well, I'll be blunt, those earth elementals are building a city. You've always heard of the Elemental Fortress, maybe there will be an extra giant city here in a few days, and then you will attack the big city, and they will fight the small city, so the fun will be great. β
I shook my head in disbelief.
"Don't fool me, the Elemental Fortress can only be summoned on the Elemental Plane, but this is the Main Plane."
"Well, that's the second trouble, the door to the Earth Elemental Plane is opening, and soon you'll be facing countless stone men." (To be continued......)
PS: Well, it's a little little less today
It's raining, I have a fever, I'm lying on my stomach, and then I have to go to bed early