It was a sunny morning, under the sky, in the garden, there were people standing with their hands in their hands, their clothes in the wind, looking up at the sky, their eyes bright but sad, as if containing countless stories, like a melancholy poet.

One step, two steps, three steps, he shuttled through the beautiful garden, frowning slightly, as if thinking, considering.

Four steps, five steps, he suddenly stopped, turned his head, like a child with a beautiful shell on the beach, showed an innocent and bright smile, and said: "I have come up with it, I have come up with a poem." ”

This smile is chic and confident, like a real poet, and the demeanor shown in an instant makes the girls' hearts shake slightly.

He looked at the beautiful scenery and blue sky of Manholyo College, his heart was wide, he closed his eyes, and recited the poem manuscript in his abdomen softly: "You don't see, poor and presumptuous, no one to protect, the heart is like a knife brother to pay money, you don't see, on the external urine leakage how to abandon the treatment, the department eats a good way, and the death must be happy, and look at the code king to eat dumplings, the standing vest will be useful, Xi Dapu runs softly, and he should be like a lady, and he wants to let Fanchang sweep the square......"

I have to say that the level of someone ruining the atmosphere is really the best in the world.

If it weren't for the lack of suitable props at hand, countless rotten eggs and flying locust stones would have flown out of the crowd, killing this person under the anger of the girls, and after a brief shock, the girls cleaned up their delicate eyes as if they had seen a prehistoric creature, and invariably exclaimed: "Teacher, what are you reading!" I can't understand a word! ”

"Hmph, if you are lonely and unheard, you little girls will not be able to comprehend the style of this "Will Be Dead"." Sigma crossed her right hand. Half covered his face and pretended to be forced. That is, this poem is born at an inopportune time, if it appears in a more magical plane. That's amazing, not to mention anything else, when he was born, there were at least seven layers of gentleman's treasure, and the poem became a town! ”

I can't count the places that can be complained about in the words "......"!

The girls tried their best to suppress the surging complaints in their hearts, pointed at Sigma and said loudly: "Teacher, if you can't write a poem that everyone recognizes, even if you lose!" ”

…… Going to win? As everyone guessed last night, even such a terrible bastard. There must also be aspects that he is not good at, because it is impossible for him to be proficient in a qiē skill in this world! Because he's still human!

And everyone's combat policy is to keep trying and find out what he is not good at!

The girls looked at Sigma expectantly—certainly not expecting him to do something immortal, throw in the towel, bastard!

It's a pity that Sigma has always been good at disappointing them.

"Until the heroes have grown up in the cradles of iron, and the brave hearts go to visit the Almighty God, as they have done before, I have often felt it. Rather than trek alone, it is better to sleep peacefully, why bother so much, silent and silent......"

This substitute teacher has a unique poetic skills. After typing out the draft, I spoke it directly, and I didn't need to write it down on paper at all, and I didn't know where I learned the habits. And what's even more terrifying is that after he finished reading one. I read one again, and then I read it again. Different styles, different meanings, and even different styles.

“…… From your eyes, I seem to see the cracking of your palace. Sigma pretended to look at the shocked students, "But why don't you look like dirt and bow down?" ”

The golden girl bit her lip, stomped her foot hard, and turned her head to leave, but heard Sigma say behind her back: "Well, it looks like you formed a united front last night, and it's not too stupid." Listen, my lovely students, no matter what you do, the most important thing is to have self-knowledge, to recognize the contrast between the strength and weakness of the enemy and the enemy, for example, this gamble, for me, each of you is the five scum of the war, the weakest of the weak, you should also deeply understand this. ”

It's still the tone and content that is not beaten to the extreme.

"That's right, the balance of power between the strong and the weak is objective, it is predestined, but no one has ever stipulated that the weak must not be able to defeat the strong, the union makes the strength strong, and wisdom can make a point of strength play ten results, cooperation and wisdom, this is the weapon used by the weak to defeat the strong, I hope you can keep it in mind and use it in actual combat." Sigma crossed the crowd, patted Jennifer, who was a little low, and said with a smile, "I can understand your mood right now, my lovely student, but you have to learn to wave your talent in the right direction, poetesses are not for you, it's quite appropriate to be a politician who eats people and doesn't spit out bones, you know, if it's a stone, it won't be light anywhere......"

There are flaws! A cold light flashed from the corner of the girl's lowered eyes, and a dagger suddenly slipped out of the cuff, stabbing at Sigma's lower abdomen, but the necromancer had already seen through it, reached out and swiped it, snatched the blade into his hand, and then backhanded, with a soft snap, and whipped on the girl's upright buttocks.

Although most of the secret raids in the past two days will be taken advantage of, this time in public, the girl still blushed and screamed loudly, and the girls on the sidelines also protested: "Teacher, this is sexual harassment!" ”

"This is the education of love! Only punishment will allow you to learn a lesson and improve yourself better! Someone said, "Also, teacher, I'm kind enough!" One day I'll show you a picture album called "Angel Academy".,You'll know how happy you are.,Originally, according to this kind of plot, you should all be trained as sows! ”

Intimidating the girls, Sigma turned around, handed the dagger into Jennifer's hand, and began to explain to her the loopholes and flaws just now, the substitute teacher's voice was very loud, and he tried to show it to the other girls, as if he was in class: "The timing is very good, and I actually know how to shoot when the teacher and I get carried away, and I have a heart." But the action is too amateurish, and the unnatural look betrays you, and the dagger is not well hidden, and the action should be simplified a little...... You can change a weapon, recommend a thinner ribbed or a short knife, and there will be men who will bully you in the future. Just stab here or take advantage of the trend, I'll tell you. This trick is a women's anti-wolf technique specially customized by the Elemental Federation for female mages, which is sour. Don't dare to think! ”

Jennifer practiced twice, holding the dagger, and showed a hint of a smile: "The teacher taught me this trick, aren't you afraid that I will use this trick against you when the time comes?" Beware of a momentary miss, and there is no way to regret it. ”

"Naive, naïve." Sigma smiled proudly, "Do you know, when I was a child, when I was just practicing martial arts, I asked someone to search for a total of thirty-two women's wolf prevention techniques that were circulated throughout Noren. Concentrate on research, think hard about the way to crack it, and even Dacheng, just to deal with the situation you said, I sue you, in this world, there is no woman who can hurt me with a superficial women's wolf prevention technique! Hahahahahahaha ”

Sigmar looked up to the sky and laughed like a villain, looking like he was already invincible.

- I've been preparing for sex crimes since I was a child!

The girls looked embarrassed. Flipping the table in my heart and roaring and complaining.

"It doesn't seem to be early, go get some rest, eat something, and take a nap. If I remember correctly, you still have classes in the afternoon, don't worry. Teacher, I still have plenty of time, and I need to be in a hurry. Sigma looked at the sky. He waved his hand to the girls and began to chase people away. "Thanks to you, my rich extracurricular life has been severely compressed, should I add any punishment? For example, the child who fails should make a knee pillow for the teacher for a certain amount of time......"

No one takes his words seriously, and people who deal with Sigma usually learn two things, the first thing, which is to complain, and the second thing, which is to ignore Sigma's certain nonsense.

The girls just pouted, and Yingying Yanyan protested: "Our after-school time has also been severely compressed!" Even when it's time to go to class, you have to think about how to beat the teacher! I was scolded by the teacher in class several times! ”

"How can this be!" Sigma suddenly changed color, "You have to take everything seriously, be single-minded, and there is only one result of distraction, and that is to lose both!" I can't do my class well, and I can't think of a good way to deal with me! ”

The girls looked at Sigma in surprise, but although they had only been in contact for two days, the girls also knew something about Sigma's urine, and this kind of person would never care about the quality of their classes - could it be that they couldn't withstand everyone's endless challenge bombardment, and wanted to use this as an excuse to reduce the frequency and intensity of everyone's challenges? For example, if you don't do well in class, you won't accept challenges.

However, the girls once again underestimated someone's lower limit, and saw Sigma wave her hand and say proudly: "Since the course is hindering your thinking, it's better to skip it!" No student life is complete without skipping classes! ”

Skipping class? The girls looked at each other, the word was too far away from their lives, and the top students of Man Holly, the eldest ladies with both beauty and wisdom, their lives were in order, and they had never thought of such a thing.

"Mother, it's clear that you are more ruthless than anyone else with a bad move, and you have become a good girl in this kind of thing?" In terms of the black history of being randomly pulled out by Sigma, the girls' faces were a little confused, and after glaring at the substitute teacher fiercely, they couldn't help but feel a little excited in their hearts, every good child has a rebellious self in their hearts, and they are obviously a little moved.

Sigma looked at the somewhat wavering girls with a smile, to drag these top students with both ability and integrity into the abyss, he is like a very patient hunter, slowly leading the prey into the trap, and like a wealthy gambler, he can take out the chips that the girls can't refuse at any time: "In this case, you might as well hold a truancy project!" You come to skip school, the teacher and I will defend, if any student can skip school successfully, it will be regarded as a victory, how about it? ”

The girls were stunned for a moment, and then it was easy to figure out the key, and the birth protested: "We are just weak little girls! Teacher, you are so powerful, you will definitely be caught! ”

"No, no, what is truancy? It is not the strength of the individual that matters most, you need to have careful planning, the ability to adapt, patience, wisdom, a grasp of human nature, the gathering of information, and the ability to observe everything...... Strength is at the bottom of the list. The girls were surprised to see that as soon as they talked about this, the substitute teacher seemed to be energetic in an instant, and he said it so reasonably, and he seemed to be very experienced!

After saying a lot of things that made everyone unconscious, Sigma finally got back to the point, he smiled rather seductively, and threw out a condition that the girls couldn't refuse: "About the number of people...... Up to 5 students can act at the same time! Whoever escapes wins! ”

The crowd was in a commotion, and the girls exchanged heads and ears, discussing with each other - if you are one-on-one, you may not be able to win, and if you are five-on-one, he has no doppelganger technique, how can he catch all five people at the same time? Whoever gets away with it will win!

"Well, it seems that everyone has decided, so let's tell everyone the good news, we can find a time to do a demonstration truancy campaign." Sigma snapped her fingers and said softly, "Remember, tell the whole class about this......"

The substitute teacher raised her head, looked in the direction of the girls' dormitory, and smiled mysteriously at a certain room. (To be continued!)

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