The second fifty-nine cute, mirror, who is the most beautiful woman in the world

(Three watches)――

Li Yan was helpless, his friend's request could not be refused, although he was a little sorry for the beautiful woman who wanted to have a one-night stand with him just now, but the relationship was intimate, and he definitely had to help his acquaintance first. You can't just carry it with your friends for the sake of an unfamiliar stranger, right? Last time, I escaped without righteousness, but this time I was caught in the bathtub and said that I couldn't escape.

Li Yan had no choice but to say, "Okay, I'll help you, you turn around, I'll get out of the bath to get dressed." ”

The handsome girl grinned and said: "What are you turning around, you come out and wear it directly, I am a woman, you are a man, only I am afraid of you to see, there is no reason why you are afraid of me to see." ”

Li Yan was speechless: The people in the ancient dragon book like to talk about false philosophies such as men and women? Isn't this a cheat?

In fact, Li Yan doesn't understand that women are also very horny, they are also very curious about men's bodies, and they always want to find some opportunities to peek at men's bodies, and they will have sexual desire when they watch passion plays. But they are shyer than men, and they don't do this kind of thing in a grand way like men, in order to justify their own peeping at men. They flaunt the declaration that women are afraid of being looked at by men, and that men don't have to be afraid of women looking at them, so that men don't care much about appearance.

For thousands of years, women have been preaching this idea, telling men not to be afraid of being watched, and the result of zuihou is that men are often half-naked on the streets, and they are not shy at all. Women can look at men's shirtlessness generously, admire men's pectorals, abs, etc., and indulge in lewdness.

Men can't enjoy such benefits! So men are really stupid. If men preach that "women don't have to be afraid of men". Propaganda for thousands of years. Then there will be unclothed women walking around on the street, and men will be able to feast their eyes and see all the women's Mimi. (Excerpt from the thirty-two father-in-law's magnum opus, "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch".) )

Li Yan really fell for it, of course he, a guy with negative emotional intelligence, didn't know the sinister intentions of women, and he really thought that it didn't hurt to be naked, anyway, women were not interested in watching him.

He crawled out of the tub, pulled out a clean knight's suit from his package, and slowly put it on himself.

The handsome girl's face was calm and clear. seemed to stand aside without care, but in fact, his eyes flashed, and he peeked at Li Yan's body carefully, thinking in his heart: It turns out that a man's body is like this, tsk, feast your eyes, it's so refreshing to watch, no, I can't help but have some kind of peach-colored fantasy......

Li Yan got dressed and turned his head. Seeing that the handsome girl seemed to be in a daze, she said strangely: "What's wrong with you?" It's a bit of a god-spirited look. What are you thinking? Could it be that he was worried that the battle with Shi Guanyin would be dangerous? ”

The handsome girl is imagining what to do with Li Yan, in fact, women often have such fantasies, she is also a normal person, it is inevitable that there will be some fantasy things, she woke up when she heard the words, and snorted: "I didn't think about anything, women's hearts, don't guess." ”

Li Yan wiped his sweat and said, "I'm sorry, I don't know much about what women are thinking, I'm really sorry for guessing." ”

The handsome girl thought to herself: Let you guess what I'm thinking, then I'm not ashamed to die?

She pretended to have a solemn expression on her face and said, "Actually, you guessed it right, I was thinking about the difficulty of fighting Shi Guanyin, but ...... No matter how difficult it is, this is the style of stealing a handsome. ”

Li Yan said: "Admire, admire." ”

The two of them felt out of the room, walked through a corridor, and suddenly heard the sound of water coming from the room next to them, it turned out that Xie Yanke was also taking a bath, and he was humming a song while washing.

The handsome girl said: "That's the woman who came with you, isn't her martial arts high?" Ask her to help too. ”

Li Yan shook his head and said: "No, I can only ask her to help once, I have to keep it to help me solve a very difficult matter, I can't use her now, otherwise I won't be able to solve that matter." "Li Yan kept Xie Yanke to help solve the Fuwei Dart Bureau extermination case, of course she can't be allowed to make a casual move now, once she makes a move once, and returns the oath of the Xuantie Order, she will immediately go away and fly away, who will help Li Yan deal with the Qingcheng faction at that time?

The two did not alarm Xie Yanke, and continued to touch Shi Guanyin's residence, and when they arrived at a bedroom in the backyard, the handsome girl quietly pointed to the window, and then moistened the window paper with saliva, asking Li Yan to come over and peek at the situation in the house together.

Their little heads were side by side, leaning into the two holes in the window, looking inside.

I saw that the room was very simple, there were not a few pieces of furniture in it, in addition to a bed and a table, there was also a huge mirror, and the beautiful Shi Guanyin, who had just come to seduce Li Yan, was standing in front of the mirror, she was still naked, showing all her proud body in front of the mirror, and said to the mirror in a murmuring tone: "Mirror mirror, who is the most beautiful person on Shijie?" ”

Li Yan wiped a handful of sweat: I'll you, are you the evil queen in "Snow White"?

I saw the reflection of Shi Guanyin in the mirror and suddenly said: "You are the most beautiful person on Shijie." ”

Li Yan was taken aback: I wiped it, God did it, and the mirror really spoke. However, he immediately came to his senses that it was not the person in the mirror who spoke, but Shi Guanyin in front of the mirror talking to himself. She asked and answered herself, using herself outside the mirror to talk to herself in the mirror, what a perverted thing this person did.

Shi Guanyin outside the mirror said: "Since I am the most beautiful person in Shijie, what if the son of Weishenme just now refused to make love to me?" ”

Shi Guanyin in the mirror said with a smile: "Because...... He had a beautiful woman with him, and that beauty was also very beautiful, and his mind was on that woman. ”

Li Yan Khan: A beautiful woman in the same company? Do you mean thank you smokers? My mind is not on Xie Yanke, you don't want to talk nonsense.

Shi Guanyin's face outside the mirror changed greatly: "Do you mean, that woman is more beautiful than me?" ”

Shi Guanyin in the mirror said: "No, in the hearts of most people, you are the most beautiful on Shijie, but in the heart of that son, the woman who walks with him is more beautiful...... That's why he doesn't want to make out with you, and when you sleep, he'll make out with that woman......"

Li Yan sweated again: Don't talk nonsense here, I won't make love with Xie Yanke.

Just thinking of this, the handsome thief girl next to him reached out and poked him in the waist. Smiled silently. The expression was full of mockery. is obviously laughing at the unclear relationship between Li Yan and Xie Yanke.

Li Yan shouted in his heart.

At this time, Shi Guanyin, who was outside the mirror, asked pitifully, "Then what should I do?" ”

Shi Guanyin's expression in the mirror suddenly changed, becoming a little hideous and terrifying, and she said viciously: "You can't allow Shijie to have a more beautiful woman than you, even if it's just in his mind, you must kill them all...... Go ahead and kill the woman and wipe her off shijie. You're still the most beautiful this way. That boy can only make out with you......"

Shi Guanyin, who was outside the mirror, exclaimed: "No...... I can't do this kind of bad thing......"

Shi Guanyin in the mirror smiled evilly: "It's not a bad thing, in order to become the first beauty in the world, all the efforts are worth it, go ahead...... Let's go......"

Shi Guanyin outside the mirror wavered, and after a few breaths, she finally gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you, I'll go kill that woman now." ”

Li Yan was shocked: Isn't it, isn't this the misfortune that flies to Xie Yanke's head? It's too unfair to thank the smokers...... No, I have to stop her.

Li Yan just thought of this. Suddenly, I heard the bedroom door open with a bang, and Shi Guanyin's figure was like a white lightning bolt. Shot out of the room, so fast that my eyes could barely see.

Li Yan didn't have time to think about it, only thinking that he couldn't let Xie Yanke be attacked inexplicably, so he hurriedly blocked the door and slapped it out with a palm. Shi Guanyin didn't expect that someone would wait at her door to ambush her, but her martial arts skills were extremely high, and she really didn't pay attention to this level of sneak attack, so she slapped a palm to greet her.

As soon as the fists of the two of them met, Li Yan felt a strong push on his fist, holding him up, and floating backwards, fortunately, his martial arts foundation was already extraordinary, last time Huang Yaoshi failed to wrestle him, this time Shi Guanyin's push was not much different, Li Yan turned a somersault in the air, and landed steadily.

was about to adjust his breath and attack again, but he saw that Shi Guanyin's naked delicate body had flashed in front of him, and he instantly slapped more than a dozen palms, covering his whole body. Li Yan was taken aback, and hurriedly used the "dense clouds and no rain" in the eighteen palms of the dragon, this palm is also a more peculiar move in the eighteen palms of the dragon, most of the other moves are calm and concise, attacking the enemy with might, only this move "dense clouds and no rain" is more conducive to defense, Li Yan even sealed and blocked in an instant, and did not know how many palms he received, and every time he received a palm, he was shocked to take a few steps back, and after receiving more than a dozen palms, he had retreated all the way from the door of Shi Guanyin to the end of the other side of the courtyard, and his back hit another wall, and he saw that there was no way to retreat.

Just when Li Yan was about to get worse, a figure suddenly jumped out next to him, waving his palm and attacking Shi Guanyin, it was the thief's sister, her light skills have made significant progress, compared to her when she was a white jade beauty, her light skills have made a leap forward, her shot is as if she turned into a long shadow, incarnated outside her body, dragged up several afterimages, and attacked Shi Guanyin together.

Shi Guanyin frowned, and said strangely: "Who?" It turned out that when Li Yan made a move just now, she immediately recognized Li Yan and knew that he was the man who came to stay overnight, but she didn't know that the handsome girl was coming. The handsome girl's shot made her a little curious, where did such a character come from in my nunnery?

The handsome thief haha smiled, but did not answer, and stepped up the offensive in his hands.

Shi Guanyin used his right hand to face Li Yan, and his left hand to meet the handsome thief girl, her two hands turned into a palm shadow, and at the same time the enemy of the two, she was still at ease, and she could speak: "Who should I be, it turned out to be the thief Chu Liuxiang, what are you doing here with me?" ”

The handsome girl said: "I'm tracking down a case of floating corpses on the sea, chasing back and forth, zuihou found the beggar Nangong Ling and Miao monk Wuhua, but these two people died one after another, and after further investigation, I found that these two people are your sons......"

Shi Guanyin's face changed slightly: "You killed my two sons?" ”

The handsome girl shook her head and said, "I never kill anyone, I committed suicide after their conspiracy to subvert the martial arts was revealed." ”

Shi Guanyin didn't necessarily feel angry, and said in a faint voice: "In that case, you should also commit suicide and die." "Yan Bi's hand moves change, instantly attack seven moves, a person only has two hands, it stands to reason that in an instant, at most only two moves, even if the action is very fast, can make a few moves in an instant, but these moves should always have a sequence, and when attacking the enemy, in the end only one move is true, and everything else is false.

Shi Guanyin is also a human being, and she only has two hands, one of which is still entangled with Li Yan, and it stands to reason that at the same time, at most, she can only make one move, but ...... She's Shi Guanyin! Guanyin can be incarnated in a thousand changes, especially one of them, which is called Thousand-armed Guanyin.

At that moment, she seemed to have a few more hands coming out, and at the same time attacked the handsome girl with seven moves, so that the throat, eyes, chest, lower abdomen, and all the key points on the body of the handsome girl were shrouded in Shi Guanyin's palm, and these seven moves were all real moves, none of them were false, if the handsome girl did not dodge, she would definitely be hit by seven moves at the same time, and die miserably.

What a handsome thief girl, under such a terrifying offensive, she actually didn't change her face, she used the best light skills, even dodging and dodging, and at the same time also slapped it, the handsome girl may not be deep, maybe the move is not strange, but there is only one "fast" word, which happens to be what she is best at.

That is, in the blink of an eye, the handsome girl who robbed the handsome girl resolved all the seven moves attacked by Shi Guanyin, but she saw a trace of sweat on her forehead.

However, the handsome girl had just taken all seven moves, and Shi Guanyin suddenly seemed to have ten hands, and attacked ten moves at the same time.

"Oh my mom." The handsome girl exclaimed: "Seven moves have just passed, and there are ten moves, and I can't take it." Her body quickly floated backwards, and she didn't dare to take it hard.

At the same time, Li Yan also felt that ten more hands grew from Shi Guanyin's back, attacking him at the same time.

Li Yan's forehead was sweating profusely, usually his sweat was brought out by the nonsense of the wonderful girls, but the sweat at this time was forced out because of the real power of crazy luck in a short period of time, and repeated distress tricks. I thought to myself: I'm dizzy, is this book going to become a fantasy? How can she grow hands behind her back?

Li Yan knew that he couldn't take these ten tricks, and he couldn't take it even if he was a handsome girl who was good at "fast", and it was impossible for him to take it.

No matter how ever-changing you are, I'll just slap it with one palm! Hong Qigong's voice seemed to sound in his head.

Li Yan sank his waist and tied his horse, his right palm drew a semicircle in mid-air, and with a move "Kanglong has sex", he pushed forward.

It's a pity that Li Yan forgot one thing, let you change everything, I only slapped it with one palm, that is a person with deep skills, and it is only used to deal with people with shallow skills, for example, when Li Yan uses this trick to deal with Huo Qingtong, who is dexterous and changing with the "three-point swordsmanship", it is very effective, but it is completely useless to deal with Shi Guanyin, whose skills are deeper than him and whose moves are more clever than him.

Shi Guanyin slapped his palm casually on Li Yan's "Kanglong has regrets", where can Li Yan's eighteen palms that can only be regarded as Xiaocheng defeat her? There was a "bump" sound, and Li Yan's back smashed through the wall and fell into the room behind. (To be continued......)

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