File.49 Welcome the new year with a variety of life
Although there is a slight criticism that the planned small party has to evolve into a multi-person gathering due to the increase in the number of people, it is still lively enough, and it can also be used as a talking point to stimulate a stupid person in the future, and someone can probably think that he didn't see it.
However, in the middle of the party, when Croyova took out the special items specially prepared from the bag, the situation began to get a little out of control.
"Come on, come onβhuhuhu, don't care who is enjoying this time!"
Although the colorful floral text is not very readable at all, the things that Kroyova got have a strong aroma of flowers and fruits, with a slight burnt fragrance.
Simply a bunch of alcohol products, eh.
"Anyway, there won't be any eye-opening underage alcohol prohibition regulations, and there won't be annoying wardens, and this is a low-level product specially made, so you won't get drunk hahaha!"
Although, according to Kunia, the warden of the girls' dormitory is "a bit old-fashioned, but in fact a very good-hearted person" - commonly known as a member of the Tsundere family who is cold on the outside or hot on the inside, but when you put it in Kroyova (drunk), it immediately becomes the following adjective.
"What about it? Although I always seem to be serious, I become super shy when it matters and often prevents me from doing something very happy...... Cut, fake serious. Feed! Ludwig! You're a standard adult, aren't you? Give me a drink of appetite!"
All in all, everyone present was flooded by Kroyova. Even Victoria, who hid in his own house, was no exception - the former used a hairpin and wire to show off his pretty subtle lockpicking skills in front of everyone, catching the golden goblin who had fled back into hiding.
Although Victoria has been using words like "strengthen defenses", she knows with her toes that normal people don't have any high-security props for doors at home, right?
If you don't bring a key to a counter-lock, wouldn't it be GG Smecta!
Although at the last moment, Kroyova, who was all drunk and emotional, seemed to want to do something like this, but she fell into a state of complete silence in front of someone's coercive skills.
It doesn't seem good to always use violence such as knives -
Therefore, Lu De's handling method this time was softer.
Well, to put it simply, it's the rhythm of grabbing the shoulder of a dangerous source and pouring all the newly opened 750ml bottles in one go......
As for the effect?
Immediate results.
The culprit who had been maintaining the atmosphere with a momentum soon turned into a flour bag on the ground under the paralysis of alcohol.
As for whether there will be any hangovers or anything like that......
The ghost is in charge!
Anyway, that kind of disease can cause severe headaches. It won't cause any damage to personal safety, will it?
By the way, it can also give Kroyova a taste of the usual feelings of the "eulogy singer......
It's a great proposal to kill three birds with one stone!
(But there seems to be something wrong!) οΌβ
Rudd side. The wind was falling asleep in a posture of wrapping the former's arms around it.
Because it is used as a pillow and a support, one arm feels a little numb.
Then again, shouldn't it be a girl who is used as a pillow in this case?
Why is it that the arm is treated as a pillow?
"Goo-hey......"
The sleeping girl let out an inexplicable giggle.
Although I don't know what good things appear in my mind to become like this. But......
"Poke."
This did not affect Lu De from gently attacking the wind face with his fingertips.
Fluffy. It feels like a dough that has just been kneaded and ready to leaven. And it's much smoother than dough.
Go on.
Someone's fingers leave a shallow depression on the girl's cheek from top to bottom, which incidentally provokes a peculiar fluctuating sensation of swaying - or elasticity.
ββ¦β¦β
Suck suck suck.
When the fingertips were close to the corners of the mouth, the wind suddenly deflected its head. In one bite, he took the tip of Lu De's index finger into it, and rubbed it back and forth with his tongue like licking a popsicle.
(Although it is not impossible to make her look like this...... οΌβ
Lu De was speechless for a few seconds.
But it still feels a little weird!
"Hey, Wind, it's dawn, don't take my fingers for breakfast-!"
Gently pinching the girl's chin with the remaining four fingers, Lu De shook the latter's head several times from side to side.
"Hmm...... Good morning...... Hey? β
The dazed Wind first confirmed the situation - and then realized that he seemed to be in some strange state, and the result of rolling backwards in an instant was ......
Boom!
"It hurts......"
The preface explains that although Lu De's own bed is relatively large, it is not wide enough to accommodate two people sleeping on it and turning over at will like a double bed.
So the wind rolled up the quilt gorgeously and fell down.
"No one sees it, there's no need to react so much, okay, stupid."
Two fingers tapped one after the other on the top of the wind's head.
"Because it feels like you've done something weird?"
Maintaining the posture of covering the top of his head with the quilt, the wind raised his gaze upward through the gap in his bangs.
And then it was knocked again.
"Get ready to get up. I can't sleep until the afternoon or anything today. β
"Ah, ah, for the time being, I don't want to get up...... That, Lu De, you get up first, right? β
The girl unexpectedly refused slightly.
"Huh? What's wrong? β
"That...... It is...... Uh-huh......"
He hummed several times inside the quilt, but the wind just wouldn't get up.
ββ¦β¦ I know. See you in the parlor later. β
After a short silence. Lu De turned over and got out of bed and closed the door with his hand.
After all, for girls, unless it's a super-thick-skinned mutant like Croyova, it doesn't seem like it's easy to say things like "I want to go to the bathroom" with confidence...... Right?
"But in that case......"
In Lu De's memory, it seems that he left Kroyova in the living room the night before, and now he can just see what special form that guy will evolve into!
Anyway, no one usually wants to have a drunken game in a room or something, right?
As for what can be seen in the back of the target wearing an apron in the kitchen......
Someone didn't even think about it.
If you want to be more specific, it would be clearer to use "I would rather that day never come" - according to Kunia, Kroyova's actual cooking level is definitely the kind of "just eat it if you don't die", and it will add various changes according to different moods......
"Obviously I came according to the recipe. As a result, it turns out to be a strange finished product for some reason. I feel that I am very unqualified as a professor......
Kunia looked like she was about to cry when she said that.
Probably because I was able to get the responsibility of "education" for myself, but I ended up messing up the feelings that it brings.
"Uh-huh...... Head...... Head to ...... Cracked ......"
In the center of the living room, a certain creature who usually likes to make fun of people is now tossing and turning on the ground with a painful face, and his face is still quite pale.
"Hey. Use this state to welcome the beginning of a new cycle. Doesn't seem like a good table, right? β
Lu De tapped on the cushion beside an unknown creature.
"What did you say...... I'm so bold that I didn't throw up on your carpet. Ludwig, thank you for that...... Goo! β
It had not been more than three seconds since the image of the unknown creature collapsed again.
The so-called hangover. It's not something that can be topped by perseverance or something - unless you can regulate the secretion of your various estrogens and androgens, this kind of surprise work!
"Damn it, why don't you get me some water, where have all your gentlemanly manners gone, Ludwig?"
"Gentlemanly manners."
Someone sat down on the couch for a long time.
"Aren't they all divided into "those places" by you?"
Although she can't go to someone's house very often, Kroyova never forgets to use special words to describe Lu De in her emails.
And then it came in handy at this time.
"Goo...... You can make me scream like that, Ludwig, you guy...... Sure enough, there were two brushes...... Remember me! β
It seems that because of the wave after wave of headaches, after Kroyova barely raised her head, even the voice of the call suddenly changed by half a notch.
"It's noisy, idiot. Somehow to quiet that thing. β
At the same time, Victoria's voice drifted into the living room.
This time, instead of wearing a gothic black dress as usual, the golden goblin was replaced by a moon-white sleeping group suit combination.
By the way, I have to add half a cushion in my hand.
"Do you want me to pull up the back of my neck?"
Lu De stretched out his right hand and made a "chop" motion.
Although there has been no on-the-spot exercise, with Croyova's condition, it is estimated that it will not take such good technology to achieve the expected results!
"I will only use violence, it's really tasteless, it's really a half-hearted approach."
The expression on Victoria's face was like saying the word "see it" again.
With a humming sound in the background, the crimson cushions were pressed squarely against Kroyova's face, followed by ......
More cushions on the sofa, and Victoria sitting at the very top.
"It's not going to suffocate, is it?"
"Don't underestimate professional behavior, half-tone."
For some reason, Victoria's first reaction to Lu De was "Get out of the way and let the professionals come......
"All things considered, about three minutes is enough."
Therefore, don't think that the other party will be treated as a toy if it lacks combat effectiveness, because you will never know where the revenge will come from......
Hey?
As if where had you ever seen such an act of digging one's own grave? (To be continued......)
PS: PS1: Bad joke - The flour bag used to describe Kroyova originally meant something similar to a (motionless) corpse, and the corpses used here to complain about the WOW national uniform have all become flour bags......