Chapter 103: The house collapsed

Thinking of Zhao Long here, his right hand holding chopsticks stopped in the air, and his mouth pouting for food did not move, as if the faucet had been turned on, drooling in horror.

The saliva was dripping and dripping in a wooden bowl as big as the one used to feed the pigs.

Bhular Yiping and Ksia began to look puzzled, why did Brother Long, who had been eating well just now, suddenly have a disgusting saliva on the corner of his mouth, and he also showed a wicked smile that would appear when he and Xing Ye were happy and proud.

They endured it with goosebumps.

But when they saw Zhao Long's eyes, the two of them understood.

"Pervert"

"Badass"

The two younger sisters covered their faces and ran away.

"What are you shy, sisters, one is an old husband and wife, and the other is raw rice that is about to be cooked by me until it is half-cooked and about to be cooked." Zhao Long screamed loudly when he saw them cover their faces and walk away.

"Whoa~~~", hearing what Zhao Long said behind him, Blaryiping and Kasia, who had just run to the second floor, trembled, and there were two wisps of green smoke on their heads that would only rise when the fire started.

Clouds of smoke drifted out of the roof and rose over the camp.

After a while, there was a panicked cry outside.

"Elder Long's hometown is on fire, everyone come and put out the fire~~~"

Flustered footsteps appeared at the door of Zhao Long's house.

"Boom~~~", a burst of fire-fighting water splashing sounded.

Sitting in front of the table, Zhao Long, who was eating pork knuckle with Erlang's legs crossed, looked stupidly at the large group of panting neighbors with pots and buckets, and he didn't know what was going on, but now he was wet all over.

"Everyone, what's wrong with everyone? Did something happen? Zhao Long asked, squirting water out of his mouth.

After understanding, the neighbors who put out the fire realized that there was a big oolong in Ludao, and everyone scratched their heads embarrassedly.

"That's right. I ask you, has the water quality in the camp deteriorated? Why does it smell salty and salty? Zhao Long tasted the water that had been splashed in his mouth, and found that it didn't taste good and asked everyone.

"Elder Long, I'm sorry, I was in a hurry just now, I couldn't find anything, so"

"What is Cartery?" Zhao Long looked at this barbarian who suddenly became shy strangely.

"I couldn't find the water when I came over, and I happened to see the urine bucket in the corner of the door, so I took the urine bucket." Carter lowered his head in embarrassment.

"Oh, nothing. It's all a misunderstanding, wait, what? Urine bucket? So what you splashed on me just now is pee? Zhao Long, whose whole body gradually exuded the smell of urine, teleported to Carter and glared at him, and when he said the last word for urine, it was already a dolphin sound.

"Yes, yes." Carter replied weakly.

"Hurry up, Carter doesn't leave quickly, you wait for the beating." I saw that Zhao Long had fallen off the wood and was petrified in black smoke. The others, who smelled the stench, covered their noses and quietly pulled Carter away.

The two younger sisters who stopped the movement downstairs were already lying on the floor laughing upstairs, and they were desperately clutching their stomachs and not daring to laugh.

After coming back to his senses, Zhao Long tragically found that the crime of causing the accident had already slipped away. So he couldn't bear it anymore and did something even more miserable.

When he was taking a bath, he couldn't bear it anymore, so he stripped Bralyipin of his clothes and prepared to commit a bestiality.

That's when Akara and Kane arrived.

The camp duo who only come at dinner time. For the first time, he came to Zhao Long's house at noon.

Twelve-year-old Xiao Gengzai volunteered to go to the bathroom to call Brother Long, and after he pushed the door open, he was stunned.

He saw two slick people.

Brother Long rode on top of his sister and smirked. His left hand was desperately groping and pinching his sister's chest, and his right hand was holding his little JJ as if he was looking for something.

The sister below blushed and whispered something no, but she didn't struggle or resist, as if she was still enjoying it, and made a strange cry.

"Strange, what game are they doing?" Xiao Gengzai thought puzzled.

"Brother Long, sister, what game are you doing? Can I also play? The strange little Gengzi let out his heavenly voice, and asked strangely the two people on the ground who were playing a game that he didn't know what he didn't know.

Ten seconds after the crash, Zhao Long found out in his crying that his lifeline had changed from Hitachi to Microsoft.

Twenty seconds later he moved, and Drunken Shrimp swore that he was moving faster and faster than ever before.

"Arrival of the Earth"

After the people inside were dressed, the earthen wall disappeared, and Bralyipin disappeared with his head down.

"Brother Long, you are so powerful, look, as soon as you call our house collapse." Xiao Gengzai, who was covered in dust, excitedly held Zhao Long's hand and shook and screamed.

"Collapsed? What collapsed? Zhao Long, who was already stupid, asked confusedly.

"Ahem~~", the Bhullar family and the visiting duo who were sitting in the living room drinking tea and chatting were stunned by the sudden catastrophe, and they struggled to be rescued from under the rubble.

"Earthquake? Enemy attack? Meteorites from the sky? Hearing the sound of the building collapsing near Zhao Long's house, the people who ran out to see with weapons and those who had just escaped the disaster stood stupidly in front of the house that was fine one moment but had collapsed inexplicably the next moment.

Suddenly, the ruined sky was filled with countless birds, question marks, and exclamation marks.

Zhao Long covered Xiao Gengzai's mouth tightly, and his explanation to everyone was that he performed a spell for Xiao Gengzai and accidentally collapsed the house.

"Oh~~~" Everyone laughed and didn't say anything.

"Performing spells? The devil believes it! 100% inside, I'm going to dig it out. "The gossip souls of Carter and everyone in the Blade Squad have burned like a flash flood.

In the afternoon, the reconstruction work began, but everyone did not dare to approach ten meters from Zhao Long's side, including Akara and Kane.

Because, there were two women holding ten meters with a long whip with sharp barbs, filled with beating flames, and they were standing on both sides of Zhao Long at this time.

Their expressions were: Whoever steps within 10 meters will die!

Everyone who was far away from Zhao Long was trying to cheer for him.

"Elder Long, you are the first man among the camp elders in the past generations to personally build your own home, come on, I will support you." The coquettish Carter, holding two small white flags made of his white bottoms, was swaying left and right hard.

"Elder Long, you must build a better family than mine, I support you." Kuhl, who shouted the loudest, was now extremely excited and happy, and he and Agnes hugged each other, crying and shouting.

"Hmph, hmph, let you pretend to be B, dare to set fire to our house openly, see if you are now struck by lightning." The hugging couple was thinking differently from what they were shouting.

Sharp Knife Squad Leader Luo Zhi: "Elder Dragon"

Whirlwind Squad Leader Dürer: "Man"

Captain of the Holy Squad Gree: "The God of Evens"

Ray Squad Captain Keke: "Oh Maiga"

Beyond Team Leader Vito: "Come on"

Countless cheering voices continued to sound.

Zhao Long, who was sweating profusely and panting and wiping his tears while working, just turned around and responded in a chic manner after hearing their cheering: "You wait."

As soon as Zhao Long's words fell, two whipping sounds sounded.

"Ah~~~" Zhao Long, who was still dashing just now, immediately screamed after finishing speaking.

Everyone shut up, and everyone covered their mouths tightly, as if the two whips had been whipped on their bodies, and they all shook their bodies violently.

That night, the hippy Zhao Long flew out of the second floor of Kesia again, and he limped to the hotel in sadness.

Early the next morning, Zhao Long, who was still asleep in the hotel, was pulled by Kane to Akara's residence.

"Dear dragon, sit down first, we have something to tell you, come, sit down first." Akara pulled Zhao Long over.

After the duo finished saying a word, Zhao Long realized that in the past three days, the Rogge camp had undergone earth-shaking changes.

"Angels? Birdman? Genie? Did the female tyrannosaurus go to pick someone up? Kidd went to repair the walls again? Graduation ceremony for newcomers to the camp? Ring matches? What do I think? This sudden large amount of information made Zhao Long lower his head and frown and said to himself.

"Dragon, what's wrong?" , saw Kane and Akara with strange expressions looking at each other for a moment and asked.

"It's nothing, just wait, let's break down all the events one by one, my head is about to explode now." Zhao Long shook his head and replied to Kane.

"Dear dragon, what do you mean by birdman?" Akara asked strangely when she heard a new word.

"Then let's start with the angels." Zhao Long, who knew the relationship between the Dao Alliance and the angels, took a deep breath and looked at Akara and Kane.

"Grandma Akara, Grandpa Kane, birdmen are winged people, that is, angels, and in my eyes they are a group of godly sticks who specialize in coaxing the world and trying to control the world." Zhao Long expressed his true thoughts.

"You mean, angels are birdmen in your eyes? Is it a bunch of liars? ”

"Yes, Grandma Akara."

"Hehe, dragon, how can you understand them like that?"

"Grandpa Kane, isn't inaction a god? I've always only talked about it, and the most important thing is that I never believe in gods and ghosts, and I have to rely on myself for everything. After saying the beginning, Zhao Long simply said all his thoughts in the end.

"Why?"

"I'll tell you a story and you'll understand." Zhao Long sorted out his thoughts and began to continue. (To be continued......)