Chapter 212: Crazy People, A Bunch of Crazy People!
On the way back to the dressing room, Joovan asked Villas-Boas: 'How far did Lampard run in the first half?' β
Although the first half ended with a 0-2 scoreline from Chelsea, vice-captain Frank Lampard's performance could not be said to be without effort, especially for his jishu-type midfielder, who ran frantically up front to block and tackle, which was extremely rare.
Villas-Boas had just gotten the running stats of the Chelsea players for the first half, and at this time he was secretly smiling in disbelief: "The third place is Makelele with 6.1 km, and the second place is Ramos with 6.3 km, guess how much Frank Lampard ran in first place?" β
These two are full-backs and midfielders, and they are both players with a lot of responsibility, and Ramos and Makelele have a lot of distances, which is normal. Especially Ramos, the title of "Water Master" is not fake, as long as he plays the whole game, in terms of running distance, he has not fallen into the top three.
The results of such hard work also deeply moved Qiao Wanxian, and he handed over the right gate to him with great trust.
In fact, Qiao Wanxian felt that Lampard was too desperate in the first half, but he didn't expect him to run the most distance.
"How much did you run?" Qiao Wanxian asked curiously.
Not only him, but Blanco and several other coaches also came to see it.
Boas gave a strange smile and made a gesture, and Blanco immediately exclaimed, "Oh my God! 7.5 km? β
The Frenchman, who has played football, certainly understands what it is like to run 7.5 kilometres in just one half. This Frank Lampard, as Chelsea's vice-president and playmaker in midfield. I deeply felt that there was a problem with Chelsea's midfield combing in the first half, and he actually took a desperate attitude, what kind of sense of responsibility is this?
This vice-captain. It lives up to its name!
β7.5οΌβ Qiao Wanxian, who has never played football, was also a little surprised, placed in the lower league, this is the distance that many players run throughout the game.
Of course, no one will doubt the authenticity of this data, and the data statistics from OPTA are very reliable.
"This guy is crazy!"
Blanco has only been at Chelsea for a short time and does not have a thorough understanding of the Chelsea spirit. When I heard this number, my first reaction was - crazy people, a bunch of crazy people!
Qiao Wanxian secretly made a decision in his heart that he had to adjust his midfield tactics. If there is no adjustment, this game will undoubtedly be lost, and Frank Lampard will definitely have to be tired and overdrawn, which is likely to affect the Champions League final in a few days.
Frowning contemplatively, he pushed open the locker room door. Qiao Wanxian immediately frowned. This atmosphere is not right!
This is a locker room, not a funeral home, okay?
Can you not be so sad?
I saw that all the players of the team were sitting in their own positions, refusing to take a shower, refusing the masseur's relaxed muscles, refusing to communicate, and all the players were sullen and sighed.
What I know is that Chelsea was completely passive in the first half, and if I don't know, I thought it was the end of Shijie.
"What's the matter, ambition is there?"
Qiao Wanxian put his hands in his pockets. Squinting his eyes and growling.
There was silence for a long time.
"In the past!"
Lu Xiaopang's words almost choked Qiao Wan to death.
Qiao Wanxian was ruthless in his heart: "You are this Lu Xiaopang." What kind of stinky temper is this? It seems that you don't know how to be humble if you don't give you some substantial punishment, wait for this game, see how I clean you up! β
Qiao Wanxian walked to the middle of the dressing room and clapped his hands vigorously to get all the players to turn their attention, and Lampard also threw away the towel on his face and looked at Qiao Wanxian.
It can be seen that his eyes are red, and it is clear that as the playmaker of the midfield, he blames himself for Chelsea's uncontrolled performance in the first half.
Jowan walked over and patted Lampard on the shoulder, giving him an encouraging look. This low-key superstar is really admirable.
Jowan called in a masseur and a physiotherapist to help Frank Lampard relax his muscles so that he wouldn't twitch locally, then looked around and exclaimed: "To be honest, I'm very happy with the way we played in the first half!" β
"Huh?"
Everyone was stunned, staring at each other with a confused and confused face.
0:2 behind, the scene is completely out of control, this is still called satisfaction? Boss, you're a senile dementia, aren't you?
Qiao Wanxian ignored everyone's surprise and continued: "Especially the siege in the front, we did a very good job, Arsenal was forced by us to do nothing, scored two goals, this is our success!" β
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Everyone was confused, and their eyes were full of little stars.
Blanco is a newcomer to the team, and he couldn't stand Qiao Wanxian's behavior, so he leaned over and whispered: "Mr. Wanxian, are you mistaken?" It was Arsenal who scored two goals, not Chelsea! β
Qiao Wan rolled his eyes helplessly, this Blanco ...... It's really humorless. But it's also true that when this team was first formed, it seemed that everyone and the current Blanco were in tune.
'I mean it very simply, we beat Arsenal twice in the league and we were almost bloodless, and this time I want Wenger to feel the distance from heaven to hell.
"What? What does this mean? β
The big guy didn't feel shocked, and faintly noticed something, especially Lampard, whose eyes suddenly lit up.
Lu Xiaopang scratched his head and said excitedly: "Boss, I understand!" Do you mean that we were pressed in the first half, which was completely unexpected by you, the purpose is to make Wenger feel the warmth of heaven, and in the second half, let's make another effort to let Arsenal go from heaven to hell! β
Qiao Wanxian's cheek was undoubtedly thick, and he nodded without blushing and heartbeat at the moment, and said unashamedly: "Of course, Wenger's little tricks can hide it from me?" We fell behind in the first half, but I was humble! β
In an instant, the applause was thunderous!
"It turns out that all this was planned by the boss! Great, I'll just say, the boss's wisdom and martial arts are rare in the world, how can there be such a passive situation. That's great. Champions, we want champions! β
John. Terry's big eyes purred twice, and a large section of sycophants was obediently served.
It's not that Terry likes to slap horses. The key is that he is the captain of the team, and he knows that such words can resonate with his teammates and inspire the players.
Applause, another piece!
Blanco felt his eyes glaze out, surprised to an incredible degree, too weird, right?
Maniac, this is definitely a bunch of maniacs!
Have all these Chelsea players been brainwashed? How do you feel that Joe's cannon fart is fragrant. To say that Chelsea was fully restrained by Arsenal in the first half, and it was planned by Qiao Wanxian?
If you don't believe it if you die, you fool the ghost!
Surprised, amazed. So much so that it is terrifying!
How does this Qiao cannon feel that his system is comparable to the political system of North Korea? Fortunately, the player doesn't need to worship the portrait of Joe Cannon when he sleeps with his wife, otherwise I'm afraid that he will be a great leader, Shijie's red sun.
But after the horror, Blanco found out. Right now...... The crowd is excited!
The players still have a little bit of that lifelessness just now. It's completely sunny and sunny in early spring, with green grass and blue skies......
I have to say that this set of Qiao Cannons is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and the effect received is even more amazing.
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I'm afraid Blanco can't figure it out right now. However, it is estimated that after this game, he will be able to understand a little bit more or less.
Joe Cannon...... It is the endorsement of miracles!
There are so many miracles he has created, his prestige in the team is unmatched, and the players have reached the point where they obey him...... The reason is simple, his words are like truth. As long as you insist, you are right!
This kind of trust and worship is not blind. It's been a season.
Seeing that the players' mentality had returned to normal, Qiao Wan smiled and said: "That's right, didn't you just concede two goals in the first half, and in the second half, hmm...... We'll get at least 4 of them! β
"Yay!"
A cheer and a hug to celebrate.
Before the second half started, only Qiao Wan said a word, and directly determined the nature of this game, the championship belongs to Chelsea! Rooney, Ramos, Johnson and a few other sullen guys have jumped up and down as if they have won the championship.
Seeing this scene, Blanco smiled bitterly, where is this? Crazy, a bunch of madmen!
After the, Qiao Wanxian began to talk about business, and the cowhide was blown out, so he had to make tactical adjustments.
'Frank, you ran too much in the first half and that's not a good thing because we have a bigger Champions League final. So in the second half, you won't play again. β
Frank Lampard's eyes flashed with disappointment, but he was extremely professional, and he did not show the slightest displeasure, and immediately replied with a smile: "I understand, sir!" β
Qiao Wanxian nodded, his gaze locked on Roy. Keane: "Roy, get ready, I need your play in the second half!" β
"No problem, boss, I'll make the midfield like reinforced concrete with Claude!"
Roy. Keane was a little excited, patting his chest heavily and reassuringly.
Qiao Wan waved his hand, shook his head and said, "No, this is not your task, this time your responsibility is very heavy." β
"What duty?"
Roy. Keane was a little puzzled.
Qiao Wanxian didn't rush to answer, but walked towards Roy. Keane secretly stored 1 ml of Shengyuan No. 1 in his palm, stretched it out to Keane's waist, and rubbed it a few times on several key acupuncture points.
This scene could not be more familiar.
Everyone is used to it, but it is just the action described by the outside world as a god--the Dafa of Affection and Honey!
Only Blanco's expression was extremely strange, and it was the first time for him to observe Qiao Wanxian at such a close distance, but it was not the same as what the outside media promoted.
The media said that Qiao Cannon was touching people's buttocks and stimulating the players' performance by engaging in homosexuality, which is obviously nonsense.
After a closer look, Blanco found that Qiao Wan's idle hand was mainly resting on Roy. Keane's waist position. Could it be that this is the legendary acupuncture point of Chinese medicine?
Just a few days ago, Qiao Wanxian published an article of more than 10,000 words in his column - "Football Philosophy from the Yin and Yang of Traditional Chinese Medicine".
Now, the whole of Europe understands that Qiao Wanxian is using his influence to promote Chinese traditional culture, whether it is the first two issues of "martial arts novels", "romance novels", or this issue of "traditional Chinese medicine", it is a way for him to promote Chinese culture to the European people, so that everyone can understand China more rationally and remove prejudice.
Although this article did not cause as much of a stir as the previous two installments, there is still a wave of learning in the football circle.
No way, who called Qiao Cannon's coaching level so high......
So at this time, Blanco faintly noticed that this Joe cannon ...... It seems that he really knows a little bit about Chinese medicine, and his article ...... It's not a trick!
"Boss, what the hell am I going to do in the second half?"
Roy. Keane felt a lot lighter and couldn't wait to get on the show.
Qiao Wan smiled idly, and under everyone's attention, he said the final answer: "Midfield free man." (To be continued......)