Chapter 814: Fat Times Save the World
"Boy, you're pretty H......"
"Anyway...... I'm forever 24 years old, and although I'm young, I'm 7 years older than you. β
"Do you think your meagre experience of more than 20 years is worth mentioning in the face of my thousands of years of wisdom?"
"So...... Are you an old woman? β
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"Well, well, don't put on a scare-scaring smile right away...... Let's talk about the White Lady in our Chinese folklore...... Although she lived for more than a thousand years, it did not affect her in the slightest that she was a young and beautiful young woman...... Ahem...... Beautiful Girl ...... This fact, so by analogy, a thousand years is not too old - we also have a great man who said that 10,000 years is a snap of a finger......"
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Yakumo Zi now really wants to make people roll the keyboard or the sheets or something, but unfortunately, when she moved her eyes murderously and glanced around the environment, she quickly realized that there was nothing to make people's faces roll in the vicinity now.
She was now sitting on the edge of the bed with the eldest princess, and the two of them had discovered a terrible problem.
The question isβ
Nima, I can't even find a place to lie down!!
After Yuki Nagato and Yakumo Purple came out, the members of the princess family officially broke through the 20 mark, the eldest princess, Xana, MIKU, Daisy, Mikoto, Kuroko, Artoria, Asami, Madoka, Apricot, Naye, Fit, Wind, Mercury Lamp, Cuixing Stone, Xiao Axiu, Liz, Sanae, Yuki, Yakumo Murasaki, as well as the borrowed supernumerary Chacha and Qin Xiaoyu, totaling ...... Ahem...... 22 people in total...... With such a large lineup, every time the complete list of appearances is introduced, the author simply has to worry that he will be suspected of making up the number of words.
22 people were crammed into a small room......
If this continues, I am afraid that people will develop a dense phobia.
Luckily, though. 22 people, except for the eldest princess herself, are all beautiful girls, not only in the eyes of the eldest princess they are beautiful girls, but among themselves, they also think that other people are beautiful girls. So it's still a pleasure to be crowded with so many beautiful girls, but the only pity is that the eldest princess's ideal is to roll from one end to the other, and from that end to this end on the bed in the room, rolling around on a group of beautiful girls, savoring the touch of each girl's body and chest (if there are breasts) - but this ideal is obviously difficult to achieve at the moment.
And for Yakumo Purple - in fact, Yakumo Purple wants to sleep very much now, because, according to her habits, she has to sleep for a long time every day. In winter, it is customary to "hibernate".
But now, she suddenly discovered-
The last to appear in the last place, in addition to rolling the floor, she actually ...... There is no place to lie down!!
Roll floor ......
Speaking, I'm a monster sage who has lived for a thousand years!!
Even if I don't care too much about my majesty like the owner of the Red Devil Pavilion, I still want the basic image!
Yakumo Zi had a serious feeling of being cheated by the eldest princess.
Perhaps, that guy also calculated to stuff the house first. And then I got her out. In this way, in order to open up your own living space. She had to be at his mercy, enter the "merge state" with him, and then restore her ability to recreate an enchantment space similar to the Gensokyo Great Enchantment.
There are three main problems that the princess family is facing right now.
First, the eldest princess is very eager to know the current situation of the "angel" Lihua play.
Second, there are recent signs. Cha Cha and Qin Xiaoyu's mobile phone communication and other situations seem to be tracked, although they have now stopped using their mobile phones, and are more in contact and communication with their relatives in the game world, but some of the information that has been leaked is obviously impossible to recover, so now. There is probably only one step left before the enemy comes to the door.
And thirdly, there is the problem of the girls' own living space.
The legendary youkai who lived in the gap, the ubiquitous voyeur, and the monster sage Dashi Mama in Gensokyo, now suddenly found that he had fallen into an embarrassing situation where he had to sleep on the floor......
Although the floor can be covered with a thick soft carpet.
"Well, or else...... I'm going to sleep outside......"
As a "supernumerary", Chacha, who has been borrowed for more than a month, feels that he occupies other people's living space, as if he is very sorry for the appearance of those "official members", so he whispered.
"Adults talk, children play!"
The eldest princess turned her head decisively.
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He was 14 years old last year, and he is 15 years old this year.
At this age, you can consider getting married.
"Otherwise, I'll go sleep outside," Artoria said, "and that kind of life is fairly normal to me anyway." β
"Well, then it depends on my big purple sister, I'm embarrassed to be cheeky and occupy your space." The eldest princess replied calmly, "After all, you were once the lord of a country. β
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You said so, even if my "Big Purple Sister" is thick-skinned, I'm embarrassed!!
"Young man, you're quite slippery......" Da Zimei stood up, walked to the door in two steps, turned around, and smiled leisurely, "Okay, you won...... I'm going to sleep with you tonight, on the carpet outside! β
"Really?" The boy smiled cheekily.
"Come out." Zimei turned around and walked out of the room leisurely, "It's going to be turned off inside." β
"Good!"
The young man then got up, and with a look of treacherous success, he followed out of the city with joy.
"Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!"
"Woo!"
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The next moment, there was a sudden sound in the hall of some kind of object hitting the wall panel.
"Something strange is coming out!!"
"What are you afraid of? Young man, you are still young, and you have a lot of blood, a good man should shed blood without tears! β
"No, I mean...... I'm blood type B! β
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Well, teenager. Your blood type is correct......
But what does blood type B have to do with me?!!
"Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!"
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On that day, the boy finally got his wish, and got his own imaginary "first night" of Da Zi Mamaβthe night when they hugged and slept together for the first timeβand the legendary 17-year-old youkai sage began to faintly evolve the peculiarity of her old rival, Kazami Yuka...... Jitter S attribute.
"Anyway, you don't want to live a lot of age, and you haven't even kissed a man, do you? Come on, it just so happens that I'm a man today, so let me reluctantly satisfy you! β
"Do you know how the 'sin bag' is generated? Juvenile? β
"Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!" "Phew!"
On the floor of the hall outside, the dull sound of crashing soon continued.
It's just that this kind of "small" impact obviously can't stop the courageous footsteps of the determined Sao Nian!
The beautiful purple mother is calling you ahead, brave boy, go and create miracles!
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That night, the boy was "in pain and happy."
Although these five words seem to be often used to describe a woman going through something.
"Ah, my brother has become a guilty bag!"
Early the next morning, while the two of them were still hugging each other and lying on the carpet, Liz came out of the house, panicking and screaming, "Put a white bag on your head." It's perfect! β
"Sin bag", the legend of some men who have "crazy love" for Da Zi Ma and lose their personal self automatically become a special species, the biggest feature is that the head has become a big square bag, losing its original appearance - of course, now it seems that the legend is really not credible, the appearance of the sin bag, more likely is the result of Da Zi Ma directly using unconventional means in order to get rid of harassment.
And the reason why the teenager survived for the time being. It's not so much that Da Zi's mother has any personal feelings for him and is open to him, but maybe it's because Da Zi's mother hasn't recovered the strength that can turn a man into a guilty bag. Now the big purple mother. It's just an ordinary big beauty who can just swing her fist and make a certain teenager's face roll to the floor.
Therefore, if you want to attack Da Zi Ma, you must do it as soon as possible!
And it is precisely this policy that the teenager has firmly implemented.
Because, last night, he did make a breakthrough.
"Purple mother dies in the chest, and the sin bag is also ......" Raising his head from the sleepy Yakumo Purple chest, the young man with a blue nose and swollen face smiled lewdly. Death said unrepentantly, "By the way, H Lori, you came just in time - you come over a little." β
"What's wrong?" H Lori quickly approached and said with a smile, "By the way, I want to emphasize again." Liz, I'm a very pure lady - people really think that my brother should be taken out of the stake and burned with a firewood knife in the eyes of people like this! β
"Chai Bu Chai knife will be said in a moment," the young man smiled lewdly, "Now what I want to say is that you hurry up and ...... Ahem...... Go get a fat one and come out......"
"Oh poof......" Liz found herself pure.
"Don't look at her so stable when she falls asleep now, that's when I woke up early, while continuing to maintain a fit state in order to restore her ability, while trying my best to influence her with a state of attacking her heart, making her have a sweet dream for more than an hour," the young man was so tired that he couldn't get up - people who don't know the inside story of Lu Dao may think that he acted N times last night or something- hugged the purple-clothed girl on the ground, and whispered to the pure lady in front of him, "Actually...... She ...... below Ahem...... It's also wet...... And then...... If she wakes up after a while and finds that she has no fat to change, she can only wear the one that is wet now...... Ahem...... Just look at my head right now......"
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Liz does.
"Want Liz to do her brother a favor?" The innocent lady smiled innocently.
"Uh-huh!"
"Then I'll have to promise to do something for Liz in the future."
"What's the matter?"
"I haven't figured it out yet, but you just say yes first - don't worry, it's not going to be for you to lick Liz's feet or something, Liz doesn't have a hobby in that area."
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Even if you had that hobby, I wouldn't have agreed to you!!
"Okay, okay, you hurry! Just go! β
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On April 27, 2018, the innocent Lori [Elizabeth Tudor] rescued the eldest princess from danger with a fat piece of stolen Asami, allowing him to successfully survive the biggest crisis in his life and avoid the possibility of being beaten into a formal sin bag.
If the eldest princess saved the world in danger in the future, then now, it is the fat times who saved the eldest princess, and the fat times who saved the world in the world. (To be continued.) )