The first, four, three cute, the bull's head is not the horse's mouth
(This is today's eighth watch!) )――
Li Yan's whole body was cold, he turned his back to the sky at forty-five degrees, and sighed, "Oh my God, what happened?" Can't all the women on this shijie grasp the point? ”
The hypocritical girl walked up, gently pulled Li Yan's sleeve, and said in a low voice: "Li Gongzi, that person named Li Mochou actually sent you a good person card, but she doesn't know how to appreciate it, don't pay attention to her, let's go back first, I have something to say...... I want to talk to you alone. ”
"Huh?" Li Yan thought to himself: What can you and I say? Could it be that when you go back to the Golden King's Mansion this time, you got some secret medicine or secret technique to kill me, and you plan to get me to a place where no one is there to kill me?
At this time, he didn't know that King Jin's mansion had changed, and the hypocritical girl was no longer the county lord, but had become a fugitive, so he naturally had to be wary of her, so he said lightly: "Since that's the case, let's go back and talk." ”
At this time, Lu Zhanyuan had already left, Li Mochou was like a little daughter-in-law, and followed pathetically and left, Li Yan was issued a good person card just now for her, so he didn't want to help her anymore for the time being, so let her suffer some more losses.
He took the hypocritical girl back to the bedroom, there was nothing in the room except the bed, Li Yan didn't want to sit on the bed with a woman who was not strong enough, that would be too ambiguous. So he smiled dryly: "There is no furniture at home, there are no tables and benches, let's sit on the ground." ”
The hypocritical girl's face was slightly red, remembering that Li Yan had fought hard to protect her in the palace, her heart was soft, so she didn't care much about the difference between men and women, and said, "Isn't there a bed?" Let's sit side by side on the edge of the bed and talk. ”
The corners of Li Yan's eyes twitched, and he thought: This woman is going to seduce me like last time. And then the assassination method? Didn't she fail last time? What's the point of using the same move again this time? Soldiers are coming. Water comes and earth floods. I'm afraid, you're not Li Yan.
Li Yan snorted coldly, sat down on the bed, and the hypocritical girl walked up to him and sat down shoulder to shoulder. She touched the hemp bag on Li Yan's back and said strangely: "You have been carrying a hemp bag, what is it in?" ”
Li Yan thought to himself, girls are afraid of snakes, cockroaches, earthworms and other things, and it is not convenient for this big snake to show her. It wouldn't be nice to scare her, but if she wanted to stab me, I would quietly untie my pocket, enlarge the snake and entangle her, so frightened that she would be so frightened that she would be distracted, and she would be beaten up with a hard beating.
Thinking of this, Li Yan put the hemp bag in the middle of the bed and said with a smile: "Don't worry about this sack, it's just some medicinal herbs inside." "It's not a lie. That big snake is indeed a medicinal herb.
The hypocritical girl did not doubt him, and said softly: "Alas...... In this school. Except for you, no one knows that I am an undercover agent sent by the Jin Kingdom, so my current mood can only be confided in you alone. ”
Li Yan thought to herself: Here, what she means is that only I know that she is an undercover agent, so she has to kill me. This time she's really a little weird.,Actually attack head-on.,Is this going to pick out the rhythm and then desperately fight? But her martial arts skills are not as good as mine, isn't she looking for death when she comes head-on? There is something killer about it, such as "insinuation" hidden weapons and the like.
Thinking of this, Li Yan's hand quietly reached to the hemp bag on the bed, loosened the rope a little, and after a while, if the hypocritical girl put some weird secret weapon, he would enlarge the snake. While making such preparations, Li Yan said, "Well, you say, what are you going to do?" ”
The hypocritical girl said sadly: "Shijie changes too fast, I ...... I don't know what to do now, I have lost my backbone, I don't know how to live, Li Yan, you come and tell me what to do, now I can only count on you to help me. ”
Li Yan thought to himself: If you want to kill me, you actually asked me what to do? Are you trying to make me kill myself and give you my head? I'm not a pure fool, how could I do such a thing, then again, this kind of thing is only You Tanzhi is willing to do for Ah Zi, and no one else is so stupid.
Li Yan had no choice but to be silent.
The hypocritical girl said: "You don't speak? Tell me, what should I do? Now you are the only one in the world who is good to me, as long as you say it, I will listen. ”
Li Yan was surprised in his heart: What inexplicable words did you say? When am I good to you? And what kind of trick are you going to listen to what I say? I won't be fooled by you.
The information between the two is not equal, the hypocritical girl has always thought that Li Yan has great powers and knows everything, so she thought that Li Yan had already known what she had encountered in the Jin King's mansion, but Li Yan only knew the story of "The Legend of the Condor Heroes", and the hypocritical girl had a deviation in the development of the story because of the reversal of fate, how could Li Yan not know the prophet of this kind of thing?
As a result, the hypocritical girl thought that Li Yan knew that she had been abandoned by Jin Guo, but Li Yan didn't know, thinking that she was still an undercover agent of Jin Guo and a bad person.
The hypocritical girl said: "Don't be silent, I know that I was not good to you before, pretending to be a good woman in front of you, trying to kill you, but that was all in the past, now I only believe in you alone, I will listen to what you tell me to do." It doesn't matter if you call me incognito, if you tell me to stay, or if you ask me to go to the Oriental girl and turn myself in, you can help me get an idea. ”
Li Yan snorted and thought: Pretend to be real, you will also listen to surrender? Hypocrisy is too much! Well, since you have to talk about it, I'm going to spoof it and see if you can do it. Thinking of this, he pretended to smile evilly: "This is what you said, in that case, you can take off your clothes, strip naked and dance naked first, and then I will help you think about what to do next." ”
The hypocritical girl was flustered, and her beautiful face suddenly turned red. She was born noble, grew up with the golden spoon of the county lord, and was educated by everyone's ladies since she was a child, what striptease and other things, just entering her ears felt dirty, and she was ashamed at the moment, and whispered: "This...... Does striptease have anything to do with my future? I...... What I want you to help me decide is how I want to live my life in the future, and ...... and ...... Striptease is irrelevant. ”
Li Yan sneered: "You didn't listen to me at the first time, and you dare to say that you listen to me for everything?" Hmph, that's fake. He laughed secretly in his heart: You undercover agent, are you exposed? I'll see what you're going to do to kill me this time.
The hypocritical girl's face turned redder than just now, and she thought: yes, I rejected the first request he made to me, how can I be embarrassed to let the family help me decide what to do in the future? No wonder people won't believe me listening to him in the future. Alas...... Thinking about it carefully, he didn't even care about his life, and he wanted to save me from Ouyang Ke's hands, so what did it matter if I took off my clothes in front of him? The grace of dripping water, when the spring reciprocates, not to mention the grace of the spring, I don't even want to repay the dripping water, naturally everything is not mentioned.
Thinking of this, the hypocritical girl mustered up the courage of her whole body, raised her trembling hands, put them on her belt, gently pulled them open, and said in a mosquito-like voice: "Since you ...... You...... So to speak...... I'll take it off...... But I'm not very good at dancing...... If you don't dance well, you ...... Don't be angry. ”
The last time the hypocritical girl came to assassinate Li Yan, she pretended to give her arms and hugs, and then suddenly attacked with a dagger, how could Li Yan not be guarded this time? Seeing her stretch out her hand to untie her belt, Li Yan thought: Could it be that there is some vicious secret weapon in her clothes?
Li Yan's hand quietly moved to the hemp bag containing the snake, and completely untied the rope that tied the sack, and the big snake inside ate the piglet and was sleeping, when he suddenly felt a ray of light shining in, and he was a little impatient. Snakes don't like to attack people when they're full, so they don't plan to jump out of the way immediately, but lazily sticks out half of their heads and sticks out their blood-red tongues.
It stands to reason that when such a big snake moves, the hypocritical girl should notice it immediately, Li Yan also wanted her to see the big snake, scare her, and punish her for plotting against herself, but she didn't expect that the hypocritical girl was now so red that she was about to drip blood, her head was lowered, her eyes were not squinting, and she didn't notice the big snake at all.
She shuddered off her belt, and the front of the dress was a little opener, revealing a snow-white and silky chest and abdomen, and the pampered skin was very smooth and as charming as satin.
Li Yan was startled when he saw that she really took off, looking at the bright and blind charming skin, he couldn't help but be a little flustered, and his body couldn't help but sit back, but he didn't expect his butt to move back, and he accidentally squeezed the big snake. The big snake was eating and drinking enough and was leisurely, and suddenly someone squeezed his buttocks, and his heart was very unhappy. "Hiss" screamed, and swooped up.
Li Yan didn't expect the big snake to suddenly go berserk, he just wanted to scare the hypocritical girl, but he didn't think about biting her to death with a snake, so he quickly reached out and pinched the snake's mouth, so that it couldn't bite with its fangs, but the big snake's body twisted, swept forward, circled around Li Yan's body, and wrapped it tightly.
If Li Yan was alone, this entanglement would be enough, and his luck would be shocked. But Li Yan sat very close to the hypocritical girl, the snake body was wrapped, and the two of them were wrapped around it at the same time, once the snake body entangled the person, it would shrink to the middle, and Li Yan and the hypocritical girl were suddenly squeezed together by the snake body.
The bodies of the two are tightly attached to each other, and the snake body is still closing in the middle, but the two of them are getting tighter and tighter, the hypocritical girl is disheveled, the front placket is wide open, and the two plump snow whites are all squeezed on Li Yan's chest, not to mention the excitement of this kind of action, even if the palm of the old flower bush has to tremble, how can Li Yan, a virgin, bear it? I almost got a nosebleed.
"Ah, big snake, what a big snake!" The hypocritical girl exclaimed, she, like most women, is afraid of snakes, insects, rats and ants, even a thin snake can scare her into screaming, such a big snake entangles her, how can she not be afraid? Frightened, her face was so miserable that her whole face lost its blood, she could have drawn her sword and cut the snake out of trouble, but when she panicked, she forgot everything.
Li Yan himself didn't expect that releasing the snake would make such a charming thing, and said with a wry smile: "Okay, don't panic, I'll get the snake away." ”
He pinched the snake's mouth with his right hand, and inserted his left hand between the snake's body and his body, trying to use internal force to break it apart. (To be continued......)
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