The first 048 cute, good emperor Li Yan
The first updateββ
Li Yan's tragedy has just begun, a large group of girls wearing Qinglou costumes walked to the street, in front of the two mothers Sang, this posture is so arrogant, people who don't know think that it is which Qinglou got all the girls on the street to walk the catwalk, improve the prestige of the Qinglou. This is not uncommon by the Qinhuai River, for example, two days ago, the girls of Yihongyuan lined up in front of the building and danced neatly, and it is said that after this incident, the turnover of Yihongyuan increased by three percent.
A scholar walked up to Li Yan with a fan and asked with a smile, "Brother, which Qinglou are you from?" The younger brother has been wandering along the Qinhuai River for many years, and all the girls with names and surnames are recognized, but I haven't seen any of the girls behind you, didn't you just move here? β
Li Yan rolled his eyes angrily: "We are not Qinglou." β
The scholar was shocked: "Isn't it? I thought you were the turtle of this green building! β
Li Yan sweated: "I'll wipe it!" Flying up a kick, kicked the scholar into the Qinhuai River, I didn't expect the scholar to be not annoyed, laughing in the water, next to a painting boat, a few Qinglou girls fished the scholar onto the boat, the scholar took the wet fan and fanned it twice, and then plunged into the arms of the girls, enjoying the endless gentle taste.
Li Yan wiped his sweat, who is this person? This is really a charming and talented fan.
A person with good deeds next to him came out and replied: "That's Tang Bohu Tang Gongzi." β
Li Yan: "......"
People like Tang Bohu are relatively polite, but there are a group of impolite men who deal with it in a completely different way, rushing up and wanting to take the girl they fancy away. It's a pity that these girls are all monsters. The one with the worst martial arts can also kill the head of the second-rate sect in the Central Plains in seconds. It's really not something that anyone can hug. Li Yan didn't even bother to do it, but he heard the cries of "ouch" and "oops" sound continuously, and several people flew up, crossed the crowd of onlookers, and fell into the Qinhuai River.
There was a large white splash in the river, and several fish jumped up with the splash, which was full of beauty.
After sending away this group of unsightly harassers, Li Yan originally thought it would be fine. Unexpectedly, the crowd of onlookers in front of them separated, and a large group of men in blue suits ran out, this group of people is obviously people from the rivers and lakes, and the leader of the leader is also a little righteous, and the leader who looks serious actually said loudly: "This group of girls looks good, they are all arrested and given to the master." β
As soon as Li Yan heard this, his nose was crooked, there are still such people who bully men and women in his own country, what sect is so arrogant, catching girls in broad daylight? Is there still a royal law?
Men in blue suits surrounded them. Then he began to fly out like the group just now, and with a wave of his hand, a man fell into the river. Another kick and another man fell into the river, and the Qinhuai River was like a dumpling, and the people who were all over the river fell with a bang.
In the end, only the leader was left standing.
The leader actually didn't hesitate, and said loudly: "Don't rely on your martial arts to think that we can't do anything about you, my master's martial arts are world-beaten, invincible in the world, as soon as he makes a move, you women will only be put into the end of eighteen." You only have good and no harm in following him, there is no point in resisting, follow me obediently! β
When Li Yan heard this, he was even more angry, his martial arts are amazing? Do you dare to catch girls on the street? I promise not to kill you! The body flashed and rushed over, and the leader only felt a flower in front of him, and his neck was grabbed and lifted.
Li Yan said viciously: "Which gang are you meowing to?" Who is your master? actually dared to rob the people's daughter, and I knew that I had to beat him into a pig's head. β
The leader was still not intimidated by the enemy, and snorted proudly: "Speaking out scares you that you can't eat at night, I am the helmsman who shoots the white deer in the sky, and the smiling book god leans on the blue mandarin Jinling rudder, and my master is the emperor Li Yan of the Great Song Dynasty, I am afraid of a fart for the emperor's draft girl?" The world belongs to my master, and all the women in the world are naturally my master's, I am not a robber of the people's daughters, I can only be called the selection of talents for the country......"
Li Yan was shocked, I'll take it!
"Scared, aren't you?" The leader snorted: "Hand over the girl, surrender the gun and don't kill." β
"your eggs!" Li Yan kicked the leader into the river as well.
The onlookers were shocked, and some people screamed: "Someone has rebelled!" β
"Someone beat the emperor's people!"
"Enemy of the people!"
"O social sinner!"
Countless rotten watermelons, rotten tomatoes, and rotten eggs flew over...... It seems that Li Yan is a very popular emperor, brought a good life to the people, and defeated the robbers in the north, is the most loved by the people in the Great Song Dynasty for hundreds of years.
Li Yan finally understood the truth that the people are the water, the king is the boat, and the water can carry the boat and also overturn the boat, he is dignified and martial arts, and he is basically a person who enters the immortal gate with half a foot, and he is powerless to resist in the face of the rotten eggs thrown out by the people, it is too dense, it is like a rainstorm of rotten eggs, and when the rainstorm passes, the clothes all over the body are stinky and coaxing.
If these people are all bad guys, Li Yan will kill them with a palm wind, but they are all good people, this can't be done, Li Yan had to bow his head to the people pitifully: "Don't smash it, everyone, I'm wrong, can't I be wrong?" I'll give all these girls to the emperor tonight, so that he can enjoy them to his heart's content, and he can put them in a casual manner, so good? β
The people gave up and snorted: "Count you as acquaintances!" β
As a qualified emperor, of course, he must meet the most simple wishes of the people, and that night, Li Yan had no choice but to fulfill the promise he made to the people, and he must not be a fake leader who speaks beautifully but actually does not do things for the people.
Put the girls in eighteen like you in turn, the number of people is really many, although the waist bone will no longer click after becoming a martial artist, but after putting the girls in a circle, the time has already reached dawn, without a good rest, the two eye circles will turn black, now give Li Yan a bamboo, he holds it and gnaws it twice, you definitely can't tell if he is a human or a panda.
Of course, this is not the most tragic, after leaving Jinling, all the way to the north, the road kept encountering the officials and gangers who came out of the "draft for the country", as a result, the same thing was staged repeatedly, Li Yan Li Emperor Li in order to meet the ardent expectations of the people, had to work hard every night, he is really the best emperor, throughout the five thousand years, no emperor is more concerned about the people than him-
The hero Xiao Qiushui stood by a river, looking north......
On the other side of the river is the territory of Mongolia, but on this side of the river is the land of the Great Song Dynasty. This land was still owned by the Kingdom of Jin a month ago, but with Yue Fei's struggle, this land already belonged to the Great Song Dynasty.
In just a few months, the Kingdom of Jin became the dust of history and never to exist again.
The Power Gang once said that the Song Dynasty would be destroyed in March and the Jin Dynasty in three years, but in fact, the Power Gang miscalculated, and the Great Song Dynasty, which integrated the forces of the whole world, only took a few months to destroy the Jin Kingdom, and its speed was far faster than the Power Gang expected.
Xiao Qiushui pulled out the ancient sword and sang a long song, the bronze ancient sword was covered with mottled green rust lines, showing a heavy feeling, pointing to the other side of the river and sighing softly: "When will we be able to attack that side?" My sword is ready to drink the blood of my enemies, and my sword is hungry and thirsty......"
"Boss!" Zuoqiu Chaoran suddenly interjected: "Your ancient sword has never drunk blood from beginning to end, didn't you use another Qingfeng sword to cut people?" β
Xiao Qiushui was embarrassed: "The ancient sword and long song are antiques, do you know antiques?" This is an ancient bronze sword, although it is good-looking, it is not sharp, it is unscientific to use it to cut people, of course I have to change to a Qingfeng sword to cut it. β
"Then you're still talking about a fart drinking blood!" Zuoqiu Chaoran expressed dissatisfaction.
Xiao Qiushui said sadly: "This is the artistic conception, do you understand the artistic conception?" Du Mu said that there were 480 temples in the Southern Dynasties...... If you go to one by one and count whether there are 480 temples, if there is one more or one less, should you ban his poems on the grounds that his writing does not conform to historical facts? β
Tang Rou spread her hands and said: "Boss, this is what you don't know, Liu Zongyuan was arrested a few days ago, he wrote a poem and said, 'Thousands of Mountains and Birds Fly Away', but an official of the Cultural Bureau said that there is obviously a bird in the mountains that has not flown away, and there is no extinction!" His writing is not true, and now the water meter has been checked. β
Xiao Qiushui was shocked: "The reason for such a bunker? β
Zuoqiu Chaoran shook his head and said: "I still know one, Xin Qiji wrote a poem that said, 'Thousands of trees bloom on the night of the east wind', and I don't need to say the result...... Now Xin Qiji is still in prison. β
Xiao Qiushui was sweating profusely: "Can you still write a time-traveling novel?" β
Deng Yuhan said coldly: "Can't! β
Xiao Qiushui sweated profusely and said, "Then I'll go write Xiao Huangwen, right?" β
Zuoqiu Chaoran shook his head and said: "I can't write it, a few days ago, a poet wrote a sentence 'Stop and sit in love with Fenglin Night', and as a result, he was imprisoned for ten years on the charge of obstructing weathering." β
Xiao Qiushui depressedly inserted the ancient sword song back into the scabbard on his back: "Forget it, I won't eat the bowl of rice of the writer in this life." β
Tang Rou smiled: "You can't eat if you want to." β
The four of them were chatting here, and Xiao Qiushui's brows suddenly wrinkled: "Something is wrong, there is a sound of clothes falling into the air on the other side of the river, there are many people on the run, and there are many people chasing after them...... Coming this way for us...... It's fast, it's like it's flying. β
Tang Rou said: "Boss, you won't be using exaggerated descriptions again, right?" β
As soon as Tang Rou's words fell, Qi Changzheng hugged Feng Xinglie, and the two of them planted out of the woods, followed by Han Bai, Qin Mengyao, who was seriously injured, on his back, and then Fu Junqiu, who was seriously injured on the back of Yangzhou Shuanglong, and finally after the rain and sword waves, the clouds were broken...... (To be continued......)
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