The first 037 cute, the royal sister of the sword

The second update -

With the natural girl Xiaoxing overnight, it is getting closer and closer to the Nanhai fishing village, this night, Li Yan and the natural girl missed the night, so they had to rest by a small river. Li Yan doesn't like to sleep in the open very much, but the natural girl doesn't care, she raised a bonfire by the river, caught a few pheasants and put them on the fire to barbecue, but it was also a little wild. Watching the chicken being roasted by the fire and flowing out of golden sesame oil, the saliva of the natural stupid girl was also dripping.

The two were about to start eating chicken, when they suddenly heard a liter shouting from the woods: "Oops, share my piece of delicious food." With this call, a ragged royal sister came out. She doesn't know how long she has been wandering in the wild, the clothes on her body have been torn, except for barely covering her chest and lower body, most of the other places are exposed, the skin exposed in the hole is as pink as snow, which is in stark contrast to her tattered clothes, look carefully at her face, confident and proud, at first glance she is not an ordinary person.

Before Li Yan could speak, the natural dumb girl tore a chicken leg and handed it to this beggar-like royal sister, she said thank you, grabbed the chicken leg and gnawed it violently, and the chicken leg disappeared in the blink of an eye, and she didn't even know where the bones went. The natural girl giggled and said, "Are you hungry?" Let's eat another piece. After saying that, he handed another chicken leg up, and after a tiger sound, another chicken leg was gnawed up even the belt bone.

Li Yan couldn't help but sweat profusely: "How long have you been hungry?" ”

The royal sister said pitifully with a flat mouth: "I haven't been hungry for long, I haven't eaten for more than ten days." ”

"Ten days? Sweat! I'm afraid that everyone will starve to death. Li Yan was in a cold sweat, and hurriedly handed over the whole chicken. He took a chicken rack again and roasted it over the fire.

That royal sister can't take care of anything. Just eating. It wasn't until the whole chicken got into the stomach that he finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Alas, I'm finally alive." ”

The natural girl asked innocently: "Sister, what are you doing when you don't come out in the woods for more than ten days?" Seeing that you are so hungry, you must be doing something very important, right? Is it watching the ants move? ”

Li Yan sweated: "Dizzy, it's not a very important thing to see the ants move, you grasp the key point for me." ”

The royal sister laughed and said, "I'm in Wujian, and I've accidentally realized it for a long time." I didn't pay attention to the time, and when I woke up, I realized that I was dying of hunger, but fortunately you were cooking food nearby, otherwise I would have hung up. ”

"Wu Jian?" Li Yan's eyes swept over her, swept over, and really didn't find the sword on her body.

"What? Don't look at indecent things, you take the opportunity to peek at my body when my clothes are in tatters, it's not right. The royal sister clenched her fists and said viciously: "If you look at me in a daze, I will beat you with a big fist." ”

". I'm not looking at your figure, I'm looking at where your sword is. Without a sword, do you know a vegetable basket? "Li Yan is not convinced, my brother hates being wronged the most, and when he meets a sister who dares to wronged me, he used to hide desperately, but now he has no discipline, and if he dares to provoke me, he will directly pose like eighteen. Of course, Li Yan can only do this kind of thing to the girls in his harem, and for the girls outside, he still has to maintain a minimum of moderation, just complain, and forcibly put on an eighteen-like appearance is a matter of lewd thieves.

The royal sister smiled proudly: "Why does Wujian have to have a sword?" Haha, your martial arts cultivation is too low, this girl can already reach the realm of winning without a sword, and she doesn't need to carry a sword anymore. ”

"!" Li Yan thought to himself: Are you Gu Long, Wen Ruian, Jin Yong, or someone in Huang Yishu? What no sword is better than a sword, this is Gu Long's favorite tune to play. is like the conversation between Li Xunhuan and Shangguan Jinhong: "Where's your ring?" ”

"The ring is already there!"

"Where?"

"In my heart!"

It's all.

Li Yan couldn't help but snort: "Do you want to say that you don't have a sword in your hand, but you have a sword in your heart?" ”

The royal sister said strangely: "Huh? You know this? ”

Li Yan picked up a stump from the side and put it on the ground: "The firewood for our roast chicken is almost gone, you come and use the sword in your heart to chop a handful of firewood for me to see, I believe that you have a sword in your heart." ”

As soon as Li Yan's words fell, the piece of wood turned into a broken piece of wood, and a gust of wind blew, and the wooden stick fell to the ground with a clatter.

"Silk!" Li Yan was taken aback, he didn't see clearly when the woman made her move, and how did she make it? I only felt that a sword qi flew past me and slashed at the stake, and then there was no more. With Li Yan's current martial arts, it can be said that there are few opponents in the rivers and lakes, but he didn't expect that even this royal sister couldn't see clearly, this Nima is too rebellious and completely out of common sense.

"I rub? What's the situation? ”

"They all say that they have a sword in their hearts." The royal sister smiled and stretched her waist: "After eating enough, the sword has become powerful, I can't split the wood when I'm hungry, it seems that the sword is better than eating, eating is the best sword." From today onwards, I will not learn the sword, and I will eat enough every day. ”

Li Yan: "......"

Seeing Li Yan's sweaty appearance, the royal sister snorted: "Don't be so surprised, I know that you are a genius as soon as I see you, as long as you practice well, you will understand what it means to have a sword in your heart when you are forty years old." ”

Li Yan's face twitched: "How old are you?" ”

The royal sister grinned and said, "Miss Ben is twenty-eight this year. ”

"Didn't you say that a genius must be forty years old to have a sword in his heart? You're only twenty-eight! ”

The royal sister smiled: "Because I'm not a genius, I'm a super genius." When I was ten years old, I used a sharp sword to compete with the heroes of Heshuo. When he was fifteen years old, he loved to use a soft sword, combining rigidity and softness, but unfortunately he accidentally injured the righteous man and abandoned it to the deep valley. Before the age of 20, he ran rampant in the world with a heavy sword, and at the age of 25, he used a wooden sword to pick leaves and fly flowers, all of which could hurt people. Now at the age of twenty-eight, I don't even need a wooden sword, I don't need to pick leaves and fly flowers, as long as I move my thoughts, the sword in my heart is enough to hurt people. ”

Li Yan was stunned for a moment: "I know, you are a sword demon, and you are alone and seeking defeat." ”

"I am indeed a sword demon, but my name is Dugu Li, not Dugu seeking defeat." When she said this, she suddenly said happily: "I think the name Dugu is also very good, so I will change the name to seek defeat in the future, wahahahaha." ”

Li Yan covered his face with his hands, he couldn't afford to hurt himself, and he could eat a chicken on the side of the road to eat the sword demon Dugu and seek defeat, do you want people to live? But even a sword demon can't brag about it, what kind of sword in his heart is, Li Yan shouted: "Don't pull it, isn't it just to condense the internal force into sword qi and shoot it out of the body to hurt people?" What is there a sword in the heart, to deceive people? I will also ...... this trick" Li Yan picked up another wooden stake and came over, waved his hand to use the six-vein divine sword, and the six sword qi shot out, and the wooden stake also clicked into a pile of wooden strips.

Dugu Yujie was stunned, her face was slightly red: "What, you said earlier that you would have invisible sword qi, I won't pretend to be forced, it's really boring, people are so lonely in the mountains to learn swords, it's hard to meet someone who can pretend to be forced, you exposed people in one sentence, it's too fun." ”

Li Yan flattened his mouth and said: "Don't talk nonsense, don't you have an eagle eagle as a playmate?" What about the eagle owl? ”

Sister Dugu said with a smile: "A few days ago, I was playing in the mountains, and I saw a group of hunters letting the hounds catch rabbits, so I released the eagle eagle to catch the hounds, and then it went to play by itself and did not come back for a while." ”

Li Yan covered his face with his hands: My God, others let the hounds catch rabbits, but you let the falcons catch the hounds, who taught you so awkwardly? No, I've got to stay away from this woman, or I'll be taken into the ditch.

"Little handsome guy, I think you think you're very rich." Sister Dugu stretched out her hand and said, "Let my sister rob some money to buy a dress, you see my current style, I can't see people anymore." ”

"If you don't have money, you can find a job, what are you doing in the mountains all day long?" Li Yan expressed dissatisfaction.

"Wu Sword!"

"Haven't you already reached Dacheng and have a sword in your heart? I also know a vegetable basket. ”

"Oh, that's true." Sister Dugu thought carefully for a long time, and then stretched out her hand and said: "Then I don't understand, leave the mountains and go to the city to mingle, but this set of clothes on my body can still mix in the mountains, and I can't mix at all in the city, you still let me rob some money to buy a new set of clothes." ”

Li Yan turned his back to the sky at forty degrees, took out a silver ticket and said, "Take it to buy medicine and eat!" ”

"I'm going to buy clothes, not medicine." Dugu Yujie Yan zhòng protested.

Li Yan spread his hands and said: "Buying medicine and eating it means letting you use it casually, don't dig deeper, you have been in the mountains for too long, and you don't know the popular terms outside, I don't blame you." Let me teach you, the most popular song in the outside world is called "Little Apple", the popular dance is called "Horse Dance", and the popular novel is "The Woman in the Eyes of the Eunuch", and there are many words in the line, such as pit dad, excavator, and thirty-two likes, you must not know, right? You are already a turtle, no matter how high your swordsmanship is, you are also a turtle, and you have no cure, so you should go back to the mountains and continue to learn the sword. ”

Sister Dugu's face was full of surprise: "The outside world is changing so fast? In other words, is the world still in the Great Song Dynasty now? ”

Li Yan nodded: "It's Da Song." ”

"And who is the current emperor?"

Li Yan pointed to his nose: "It's me." ”

Sister Dugu laughed out loud with a "poof": "You little handsome guy really loves to laugh, you are the emperor?" I'm still a queen! ”

Li Yan said with a bitter face: "I'm really the emperor, what did I lie to you?" ”

Sister Dugu snorted: "Don't talk nonsense with you, I'm very unfamiliar with the outside world now, you take me to the rivers and lakes for a walk, tell me how the world is, I am a senior master, I can't walk the rivers and lakes with a stupid look, if I am laughed at, I will first use you as a cover to find out the form." ”

Li Yan spread his hands: "But I can't go to the rivers and lakes, I have to go to an overseas island to eat Laba porridge first." ”

Sister Dugu said with a smile: "Then I will accompany you to eat Laba porridge first and then come back to walk the rivers and lakes together, this matter is so decided......" (to be continued......)