The third ninety-zero moe, the tiger head general VS the hussar general

(1st Update)――

Brother Hu patted him lightly on the shoulder and sneered: "If you don't have money, you want to make money, you should have heard about it, recently there was a pair of ugly brothers and sisters in Kunlun Town, who were willing to spend a lot of money to buy some messy and strange things." You go and steal a few of Wu Qingying's cats, and Zhu Jiuzhen's dogs also steal a few out, it is best to steal that kind of precious and rare breed, and sell them to this pair of ugly brothers and sisters, and the fifty thousand taels of silver will be immediately lost. ”

When Li Yan heard this, he was immediately furious and stole other people's pet cats and dogs to sell? What's the difference between this and stealing someone's child to sell it? It's just vicious. In later life, he often saw on the news that someone stole someone else's pet cat and dog, and as a result, the owner washed his face with tears every day and posted notices everywhere to find it. This kind of obscene and shameless suggestion, Wei Bi should not agree to it no matter how undisciplined he is.

Wei Bi was really a little embarrassed, he bowed his head and said: "My cousin and junior sister love dogs like life, and the other loves cats like life, if I steal their kittens and puppies, they may die of sadness, this thing...... I can't do it a bit. ”

Brother Hu snorted coldly: "If you can't do it, then how can you pay back the money you owe me?" Are you a good bully when I am the founder of the monument, Hu Leopard? After saying this, he stretched out his hand and patted the big stone next to him, only to hear a click, the stone was actually slapped apart, obviously his hand is quite powerful.

Hu Leopard slapped Wei Bi's head with the hand that smashed the stone, and said with a smile: "Is your head as hard as that stone?" Besides, didn't you just say you don't like these two girls? What are you afraid of them doing when they are sad? ”

Wei Bi was so frightened by that palm that he swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva. His face was like earth: "Okay." I...... I listen to you. ”

Hu Bao smiled: "Know the current affairs! Haha. He turned and walked out of the alley.

Wei Bi settled. Then he walked out.

Li Yan was annoyed in his heart, and he really wanted to chase after these two guys and stab them to death with a sword, but he thought about it, no, if I rush out and kill Wei Bi now, then his sinister face will be hidden, no one knows that he is a person with such a bad character, and the two sisters, Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying, may be sad for his death. If you don't marry for life or become a nun, you won't be able to entangle a group of martial arts people to come to me for revenge, which is not good. Before killing this thing, you must first expose his evil side, make the teacher famous, and make those two girls sober up and no longer like him, so that they can be regarded as doing good things thoroughly.

Li Yan made up his mind, hurried back to the inn, and said to Li Wenxiu: "Sister Wenxiu." I'm having something to do and I'm going to be away for a few days. Don't go out and walk around, just stay in the inn to supervise the hot air balloon, don't leave the protective circle of the bodyguards, there are too many bad people in the Central Plains, after the hot air balloon is ready, you bring it to me. After speaking, he drew the location of the small valley of the martial arts family on the map and handed it to Li Wenxiu.

Li Wenxiu is a well-behaved girl, very obedient, took the map and nodded, without saying a word of superfluity.

Li Yan hurriedly left Kunlun Town, took off the ugly face mask, changed back into Ah Niu's mask, returned to the Zhu family's Hongmei Villa, knocked on the door, Qiao Fu walked out of it, saw Li Yan, and immediately scolded: "Ah Niu, do you still have the face to come back?" Our young lady was kind enough to take you in as a servant last time, but you ran away that night, and now you are back to do something? ”

Li Yan pretended to be honest and said: "Ah Niu heard the bird cry in the middle of the night, got up to catch the bird, but ran into the mountain and got lost again, and it took a long time to find it again. ”

Qiao Fu listened and said angrily: "Waste...... Why do you keep getting lost? Forget it, I'll take you to see Miss and see what she has to say. ”

The two entered the village again, only to see that the cat and dog war was being staged in the village again, the kittens and the puppies were divided into two piles, just like two armies, each guarding a piece of territory in the village, forming a long battle line confrontation, Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying stood at the forefront of the battle line, like two generals.

Zhu Jiuzhen said loudly: "Wu Qingying, you evil demon, we will definitely defeat you today." ”

Wu Qingying also said loudly: "Zhu Jiuzhen, you stupid woman, today we will let you completely rout!" ”

Behind the two of them was the solidarity of the huge army: "Meow Meow", "Wangwang".

Qiao Fu led Li Yan to the side and reported loudly: "Miss, Ah Niu, who ran away a few days ago, has come back again, and he said that he got lost in the mountains again." ”

Zhu Jiuzhen glanced at him dissatisfied, and snorted: "Stupid! So humans are so stupid that dogs will never get lost. ”

Li Yan Khan: I said, miss, aren't you also a human being? Is it really okay to complain about humans?

Zhu Jiuzhen laughed and said: "Having said that, cats are creatures that often get lost, and they may not be able to come back as soon as they run out, and their IQ is relatively close to Ah Niu." Ah Niu's status in our family is ranked fourth, and Wu Qingying, you and your cat seem to be only ranked fourth. hahahaha! ”

Wu Qingying was furious: "You know a fart, cats don't get lost, but have the courage to leave the owner who can't take care of themselves, the kind of owner who is not worth following, the cat will abandon it, and would rather live alone by itself." This proves that the cat is a self-respecting creature, which is called cold, noble, and down-to-earth. Unlike dogs, even if they are beggars, dogs will foolishly follow behind as pets for life. ”

Zhu Jiuzhen snorted: "This is because dogs value feelings and will never abandon their friends when they are poor, this is called low-key luxury with connotation." ”

Li Yan was facing the sky at forty-five degrees next to him, bursting into tears, Nima, two young ladies, can you be reliable? You just live too carefree life, that's why you put your mind on this inexplicable dispute, do you know, there are still many people on this shijie who are struggling to survive, they don't have time to quarrel about you garbage.

Wu Qingying said: "The surname is Zhu, let's not fight in a group this time, so as not to cause a large number of casualties and feel sorry for the dead." Let's each send a representative to make a single strip! ”

Zhu Jiuzhen said: "It's exactly what I want!" Dart Rider General, come out. A Chihuahua jumped out.

Wu Qingying snorted coldly: "General Tiger Head, come out." A Persian cat jumped out as well.

The two girls didn't have that kind of large, fierce cat and dog, so they had to send these two breeds to a single one. I saw the Chihuahua swing away and bark at the Persian cat, so soft and loud.

Zhu Jiuzhen daxiao said: "Did you see it?" My dart general, in the face of the enemy's courageous challenge, is majestic and sacrosanct. ”

Li Yan shook his head and thought: This Nima is simply thunderous and rainy, what else can the Chihuahua do except scream?

The Persian cat ignored the Chihuahua's clamour, yawned, and fell asleep on the ground.

Wu Qingying daxiao said: "Did you see it?" In the face of a strong enemy, my tiger head general adopts an attitude of contempt, treating the enemy as nothing, this temperament and concentration are the best among cats! ”

Li Yan Khan: Hey, this Persian cat is a big lazy cat at all, why do you despise a strong enemy, you are asleep at all. Hey, hey, hey, it's really okay for the two of you to do this single?

Time passed little by little, and after about half an hour, the Chihuahua was screaming weakly, and the Persian cat was already snoring loudly.

Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying said at the same time: "Okay, the dart cavalry general and the tiger head general fought hard for half an hour, the sword and the sword shadow, exhausted, and finally ended in a draw, let's fight again next time." ”

Li Yan Khan: Shall I go? When did they ever fight? Hey, don't make up for a battle that hasn't happened before.

The girls dismissed the cats and dogs, Zhu Jiuzhen and Wu Qingying. There was also a sick girl, and the three of them walked up to Li Yan together. Zhu Jiuzhen said: "Ah Niu, since you like to get lost so much, don't run around in the future, when you really want to go out, you must ask a dog to follow you, so that when you get lost, the dog will bring you back." ”

Wu Qingying also said: "Are you called Ah Niu?" Don't get lost in the future, lest my cousin compare you to my cat, and my cat is not as stupid as you. ”

Li Yan Khan said: "Yes, yes!" Then he said in a low voice: "Two young ladies, Ah Niu got lost this time, and saw two people in the mountains doing bad things in secret, this matter is related to the two young ladies, I am afraid that you will suffer, and I want to inform you about this matter." ”

Zhu Jiu was really curious: "What's the bad thing?" I have hundreds of powerful dogs to protect me, what evil can succeed me? ”

Wu Qingying also said: "Nonsense, whoever dares to provoke me, my cat will catch him to death." ”

Li Yan Khan: Forget it, just your group of Chihuahuas, Pomeranian, Schnauzers, Persian cats, and small flower cats, can you protect people?

He said seriously: "Ah Niu heard that Wei Bi was secretly discussing with a person named Hu Leopard, who was the stele opener, to steal your precious cats and dogs and sell them for money. ”

"What?" Zhu Jiuzhen's face changed greatly: "What did you say?" This...... This can't be true. ”

Wu Qingying also said: "Have you made a mistake?" How could a person as upright and handsome as Senior Brother do such a thing? ”

Li Yan said: "Really, Wei Bi squandered a lot of silver because of prostitution, and owed 50,000 taels of silver to Hu Bao, the owner of the monument, and he couldn't pay it back, so he had to find a way to steal your cats and dogs and sell them for money, which I heard with my own ears." ”

Zhu Jiuzhen said unhappily: "Ah Niu, you want to make up some random words to slander your cousin?" ”

Li Yan Khan: "It's definitely not slander, it's Ah Niu's own ears." ”

Wu Qingying said: "Senior brother and I grew up together, I can't know his character very well, how could he go to prostitution?" Who doesn't know our Snow Ridge Shuangshu's affection for him? If he wants a woman, why don't he choose one of the two of us to marry? Why bother to please the bad woman in the kiln, he can't do such a thing. She turned to Zhu Jiuzhen and asked, "Cousin, are you a reliable servant?" (To be continued......)

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