Chapter 170: Then let's have fun
Eisen was almost numb to Sigma's strange words and deeds.
How big is the brain, and the people who think are scattered, when they start to talk about serious things, they suddenly ask you where is the toilet?
For example, when the war induced by the fall of the First Empire was about to end and the Holy Empire was established, the first pope invited the Seraphs as witnesses, wanting to end the war between the Norren Race and the races under the instigation of the foreign conspiracy, at that time, the kings of the tribes gathered, the two Terran monarchs and the Grand Dukes came together, the Seraphs descended from heaven, the legendary brain pressure array of the ** division kingdom and powerful organizations, and the top powerhouses and powers of Noren gathered in the Freedom Hall of the Holy City of the Holy See, Preparing to open the vital armistice memory for the future of the world, at that time, the great first pope, His Majesty the Sun King Roman, stood up from the throne of light, dressed in prayer robes, wearing a glorious crown on his head, holding the scepter of the Holy Judgment, showing the demeanor of Noren's first strongest, I saw his eyes long and heavy, sighed lightly, revealing endless compassion, as if mourning for those innocent lives who died in the war, and then, he looked around at the heroes and leaders present, and said lightly: "You talk first, I'll go and." β
-- If this really happens, I am afraid that the legendary leaders here will ignore the racial barrier and historical hatred, put aside all prejudices, join forces against the enemy, and rush to the top of the donkey, beating the donkey king on the spot until he is seriously injured......
This example clearly tells us that it is not okay to owe too much.
Sigma is still an exception, however, at least for Eisen. Even if the necromancer's mouth is owed, he can't do anything about the other party. So he could only smile bitterly and sigh, and pointed out the direction to Sigma: "Please go and return quickly......"
Sigma gave him a thumbs up, "Leave it to me." β
Eisen nodded in response. Immediately, a flash of light crossed his mind, causing him to look up suddenlyβno! Why did he go to the toilet and say to me, "Leave it to me"? Wrong! Mr. Sigma never said he was going to the toilet to relieve himself, he was just going to the toilet! With his urine sex...... What the hell is he trying to do?
Eisen stammered while Sigma hadn't gotten up yet, "Mr. Sigma, ...... To be on the safe side, I'll ask you one thing first, please go to the toilet. What do you want to do? β
"I'm going to go to the toilet and take off my outer robe, revealing the blue and red tights I wore inside, and then fly out and beat the little white face and the people present...... "Sigma squeezed his hands and showed a domineering smile, "For this kind of small miscellaneous fish, you should crush it all the way, with strength, no matter what conspiracy the other party has, it has no meaning in the face of absolute power." You're right! β
Oh the hell! Why do you have to go to the toilet to do such a thing! And why do you have to hit someone in tights! Why do you have to go into the toilet to change your clothes and fly out to fight? Wouldn't it be easier to just drop the cup here and do it?
Although Eisen's mood was both nervous and heavy, he still complained fiercely in his heart when he heard Sigma's plan.
"You can see from your expression, blind student. You're here...... Phew, Watson, you've got a blind spot. Looking at Eisen's tangled expression. Sigma smiled and nodded approvingly. "That's right, went into the toilet and changed into a straitjacket and flew out. It's a redundant thing, you know, I'm not one of those people who hurt the egg, so you can deduce that I'm lying. β
β¦β¦ First, I think you're a sore person. Second, you don't need any bullshit logical deduction to know that you're lying! This can be judged by common sense!
"So, as a reward for your witty thinking, I'll add an extra scroll to make it look a little more gorgeous." Sigma smiled heartily, then whispered to Athena, "As soon as I enter the toilet, you run out......"
"I hear you! I just heard that! What dangerous things are you going to do! There's something you have to do in the toilet! Eisen was almost about to cry, "Can you let me be mentally prepared first?" β
"What else do you need to say?" Sigma pulled out two scrolls out of nowhere and smiled proudly, "Of course I blew it up." β
"......" Eisen's expression instantly froze after digesting Sigma's words, as if petrified.
"Cry, Sigma, Mr. Eisen is crying." Ji Li said casually, but immediately after, the yellow duan paladin also felt the necromancer's malice, "Hey, hey, hey!" You only let Athena go quickly for Mao! Do you want to keep me here? Do you want me to stay here and get baptized with that thing? β
Sigma said indifferently: "So what, isn't this the filth p1ay you think about for a long time?" β
"I haven't fantasized about anything like that! Anyway, the taste is a little too heavy! Gilly yelled.
Athena didn't say a word, but proved her hidden loyal dog attribute with practical actions, the angel girl looked in the direction of the gate, her eyes kept flashing, obviously evaluating the quickest path to the gate from here, planning the escape path seriously, and the necromancer and the paladin continued to argue, but the more unbearable the content of the topic became, it was almost to the level of spiritual pollution......
Eisen couldn't help but wonder again if his choice was a stupid decision......
Are these three teasers really people who can compete with Ford? How can a big man look like this! Why would I be so obsessed with people like Mr. Sigma that I'm a lifesaver? Then again, if these three are big names on a par with Ford, how can they be a little mercenary, and how can they waste time on me and make some low-level or dirty jokes all day long?
Moreover, they ...... It's too kind, how can such a kind person be the kind of person who is destined to intrigue and step on the corpses of competitors to climb up? Could it be that Sigma has seen that Ford can't let me go, so he is doing everything possible to stay and help me? No, Ford's terrible journey is as they imagined. I can't bother them......
After Sigma and Kiri finished complaining, the paladin began to think about the escape route. Sigma sneered and was about to get up, "It's time for everyone in Morninglight to experience the horror of flying in the sky......"
"Mr. Sigma. Think! Think again! Eisen was shocked, and directly reached out and pressed Sigma's arm, and persuaded bitterly, "If you really do this, let alone Ford, the mercenaries here will be your enemy!" β
"Wrong! You don't understand human nature! Sigma snorted coldly, "Back in Atlas, I became famous in the battle of the bombing in the south of TongguΓ² school. Having the approval of everyone and the awe of most people, I don't believe that the mercenaries here are more ...... than those dead faces."
β¦β¦ There is something wrong with your three views!
At this moment, Eisen even wanted to stand up, pointed at Sigma and shouted, "I report, this person is going to blow up the toilet, everyone hurry up and stop him", but he still didn't dare, so he still wanted to know and reason: "This is not appropriate, Mr. Sigma." The mercenaries here have no grudges against you, so why do such cruel things? The mercenaries here are all good people except for Ford......"
"That's right. But this is the most straightforward way to stir up trouble......" Sigma glanced at him, "It's not all because of you?" If I blow up the toilet, people here will come and beat me. Then I will turn them all over, and I can prove the strength of Uncle Ben. Then he took advantage of the situation to beat the little white face and frustrate his sharpness. Then proceed to the second step......"
ββ¦β¦ Flip it all? Eisen looked at Sigma like an idiot.
"Don't brag, there are at least eight silver-level powerhouses here, including inside and outside, and there are also a lot of bronze-level powerhouses who can pose a threat, can you do it alone? I don't believe you'd cheat over such a trivial matter. Gilly suddenly laughed, "Oh, no wonder let me stay, finally realizing how important a paladin is to you?" β
Are these two not only teasing, but also lunatics who like to brag? Aisen just wanted to persuade again, but an unusually familiar, sounding word came to his ear: "Mr. Mage over there, do you think so too?" β
It's Ford, it's Ford talking, and...... Talking to Sigma.
Has this guy already begun to pave the way for retaliation?
A cold sweat quietly ran down Eisen's face.
But Sigma and Gilly laughed at the same time.
The necromancer said clearly: "Very good, you don't need me to find trouble, the matter will come to me by itself." β
Eisen turned his head with difficulty and looked over, and in front of the rostrum, Ford was standing there, with a warm smile on his face, looking very sincerely, smiling and groaning.
The mercenaries all followed Ford's gaze and looked at this place in unison.
Sigma was watched by almost everyone.
Ford smiled and said, "Sorry, maybe I wasn't precise enough." Mr. Mage, who was very enthusiastic about helping me up after I accidentally fell, do you think so too? β
Very good, I haven't moved my muscles and bones for a long time, and your little white face will be delivered to the door by itself.
Sigma gouged out her ears, slowly rested her feet on the table, glanced lazily at Ford, and cocked her fingers, "One, you didn't accidentally fall." Just now I released a greasy technique under your feet, and the range is very small, you obviously notice, as long as the step is a little bigger, you will not step on it at all, but ah, not only do you not dodge, but also plan to pretend to be forced to break with a fighting spirit, but as a result, you can't pretend to fall a standard dog eating shit, which is really a typical example of rape and being fucked. Just now you were still pretending to be forced, knowing that I was the culprit of your wrestling, but still pretending to say disgusting things, if you bluntly called me 'Mr. Mage who caused me to wrestle', I would have looked at you a few times, but you are hypocritical like this, isn't it disgusting? β
"However, I am very enthusiastic in helping you up, and you are not wrong about that." Without waiting for Ford to answer, he held up a second finger: "Two, I don't know anything about your question, because I didn't even hear what you had to say." I have no interest in your rhetoric, for I have no affection for hypocrites, but since you have come to the door on your own initiative......"
The necromancer squinted at him and smiled slightly, "Then let's have fun." (To be continued......)
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