Chapter 245: Simple and Crude
"Kobe, your attitude makes me very uncomfortable." Shaq O'Neal was also a little unhappy by Kobe Bryant's unkind remarks: "It's not the Finals, it's just an entertainment show." β
"Listen, fatty, I'm not like you, I'm a professional footballer, I go out on the pitch and I only have one goal, and that's to win." Kobe Bryant said confidently.
"I'm so sorry for your life." Shaq O'Neal shook his head disdainfully and strode away, ignoring Kobe Bryant.
As a superstar who has once turned his face with Kobe Bryant, Shackle O'Neal is simply two extremes of Kobe Bryant. Kobe Bryant regards winning as more important than life, and he is also very selfish, and the critical moment is always to solve it himself. In contrast, Shaq O'Neal has a much more casual attitude towards play, and although he likes to win, he is not the kind of person who can't eat without winning. He feels that there is still a lot of happiness in life outside the court, which is why his weight has skyrocketed so fast. But no matter how much he squandered, his talent still made him destined to be the one who could rule the whole alliance!
The league originally intended to use this All-Star Game as a perfect farewell performance for OK, so Shaq O'Neal was able to enter the All-Star Game this year, his numbers were not good, and the Suns' record was not good. However, the league still let him in, because if he can't make it to the All-Star Game this year, he will never have a chance to become an All-Star after entering the countdown to retirement. Moreover, it just so happens that Kobe Bryant is also a player on the Western team, and the two play together. The Echo of the OK Group was used as a farewell performance. What a feeling. If we can lift the MVP trophy together. It was a perfect ending for everyone.
It's a pity that Xiao Xiao's sudden intervention broke this design of the alliance.
Now the West team is 15 points behind, and Xiao is also far ahead of the other players in scoring. If it continues like this, there is no hope of a comeback in the West, and the dashing MVP is also a certainty.
Back at half-time, Xiao Sao once again ran smartly.
The slick movement is very erratic, and there is no tactical system at all. It looks like it's running around, but in fact, it has caused huge irreparable damage to the opponent's defense, especially this kind of improvised All-Star team, which is simply impossible to stop.
Kobe Bryant was miserable behind Xiao Xiao, and he couldn't help it, because Xiao Xiao guy's shooting level was a clean score once he ran out of the open space. But if you keep chasing and defending like this, when will it be a head????
Soon, Kobe Bryant noticed that Xiao Xiao was no longer running. Because LeBron James had already passed the ball into the box again, Chris Bosh received the ball and scored with a one-handed smash.
After Chris Bosh scored, he was very excited to run over and high-five LeBron James: Great, LeBron. It's so comfortable to be teammates with you.
Chris Bosh gave all the false praise to LeBron James. But LeBron James looked at the other side of the shy.
Xiao Xian was very calm and calm, just lowered his head and ran back to defend.
Once again, ripples rippled in LeBron James's heart. He found himself admiring the abominable boy somewhat. At the very least, this guy is a good teammate, and his off-ball movement is so subtle that it looks like he's messing around.
However, when he thought about it, this guy was really hateful as an opponent. As hateful as it is, it is hateful, it is simply hateful!
LeBron James's inner activity doesn't matter, he only thinks about how to stimulate Kobe Bryant now.
When Kobe Bryant once again stubbornly asked for the ball from Chris Paul, Xiao said to him in an indifferent tone: "I just heard you say that you seem to want to take away the victory??" β
"Hehe, you're so naΓ―ve. You can't be turning the tables around. Even if I can't defend against you, you can't defend against us. β
"Now we're playing team basketball!"
"A player who can only go head-to-head can't do anything."
"By the way, I forgot to tell you. I've already scored a lot of points, and even if I don't score a single point in the future, as long as the East Army wins, the MVP trophy will still be handed to me. β
"I've figured out where to put it, and it's on the dresser across the toilet from my bathroom."
"That way, every time I go to the bathroom, I can see it and think of you."
"Hey, why does your face stink like poop?"
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Xiao Xiao's words were like a series of cannons to attack Kobe Bryant in waves.
It has to be said that Xiao Xiao is a very good master of language, and his words quickly took effect on Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Bryant's face was very, very, very ugly, and it was clear that Xiao Shao's words had a strong effect on him, because Xiao Shao's every sentence almost choked his seven inches.
So, after thinking about it for a while. After a sprint, the ball was passed out and passed to Chris Paul.
Chris Paul received the basketball with an obviously stunned expression, he didn't expect that the ball passed to Kobe Bryant would continue to return to his hands, shouldn't it be like a meat bun beating a dog?
Chris Paul's stunned gave Ray Allen a chance, and Ray Allen quickly reached out and decisively slapped Chris Paul's ball. Then, he quickly threw the ball to LeBron James, who launched a fast break with great speed......
And the person who is even faster than James is Xiao Sa, and the moment Ray Allen stretched out his hand, Xiao Sage launched a fierce sprint.
When Xiao rushed into the three-point line, LeBron James hesitated slightly, or hung the basketball into the restricted area, Xiao Xiao rushed into the paint area and took a step, it bounced high, in the air he stretched out his arm, actually just held the basketball with one hand, and then slammed into the basket with the momentum...... Rumble!
The basketball slammed into the basket like a cannonball, and the whole basketball roared.
And faster, the roar of the basket resonated with the audience. The Phoenix fans finally screamed and screamed after a night of booing.
This one ball is so cool.
The ball looked like it had eyes on the back of its head. It's so flawless. It's so tight.
It's like playing a 2K game!
LeBron James apparently didn't expect such a surprise dunk on his pass. In his opinion, the ball should be caught and then paused. However, Xiao Sao actually completed this aerial connection so strangely, flowing smoothly, and there was no freeze frame at all.
LeBron James was so excited that he even wanted to go and celebrate with Xiao Shao.
However, when the dashing dunk came back. Except for making a grimace at the camera on the sidelines, he immediately regained his composure.
As if this dunk was nothing unusual.
How could this guy be so boring? It's like Duncan!!
No, even more boring than Duncan!
Duncan's face was just expressionless after being detained. This guy is still so calm and calm after completing such a wonderful and even great air relay.
Is he human?
LeBron James's mind is completely unable to guess the dashing behavior.
LeBron James couldn't guess Chick's behavior, but Kobe Bryant on the other side regarded Chick's calmness as the biggest provocation, he thought that Chick was deliberately stimulating himself, deliberately using this indifferent expression to ridicule his powerlessness.
Drip!
Kobe Bryant asked for a timeout, and he walked briskly to the bench. As he passed by Charlize Theron, he clearly heard Anne Hathaway screaming next to him: "See? That's the pride of our New York. He can do anything on the court, and he'll be able to lead the Knicks to where the city deserves to be!! β
Anne Hathaway was so excited. The moment Xiao Shi fully opened her body in mid-air and poured the basketball into the basket, her heart pounded. The restless feeling even reminded her of her first love. Tonight, she put too much emotion into her dashing body.
Because, in a sense, sitting next to Charlize Theron, she is the spokesperson of chic. She shares honor and disgrace with Xiao Shi.
Unlike Anne Hathaway's excitement, Charlize Theron next to her was very stiff, and she didn't say a word, because she bet on Kobe Bryant, she didn't like to see Kobe Bryant powerful, she wanted to see Kobe Bryant with great power, so as to prove her vision.
It's an invisible showdown.
And in the middle of the gag was Kim Kardashian, Kim Kardashian said coldly again: "Hmph, look at that excited look, I just want to sleep with him!" β
Kim Kardashian opened her mouth and didn't leave to go to bed, in fact, this is also what she thinks in her heart. She has always had a demon of desire living in her heart, and this demon has always driven her to have a relationship with Xiao Shi. Even though Xiao Shi publicly criticized her, this demon never left her body, and even became more and more powerful. Seeing Xiao Sprinkle so rampage on the court, the charm value exploded. At the moment when she was full of beauty and power, she even clamped her thighs, because her heart trembled, and the tingling sensation made her pituitary gland secrete dopamine, and also secreted mucus underneath her!
That's why Kim Kardashian is so open-mouthed and keeps her mouth shut. The more she accuses Anne Hathaway, the more it means that the desires in her heart are burning.
It's just that she said too much, and the people next to her didn't pay attention to her.
In fact, it wasn't a one-way person.
Here are all real movie stars, and she, a celebrity who sells pornographic videos, rubs the red carpet everywhere, what qualifications can she compare.
No one paid attention to her, and she didn't continue to speak, just propped her chin and spread some lust in her head, which made her roll over on the bed with Xiao Shi, and then she was fucked to death.
This product is a prodigal blue pool from the bones!
Kim Kardashian was thinking about how to sleep with Chick, and Megan Fox next to her suddenly became interested in Chick.
It's just that her mind is not about going to bed.
It's a chic calm.
He felt that Xiao Sao was completely different from the other players on the court, he didn't seem to be excited at all, and he didn't yell even after the dunk. Just made a childlike grimace at the camera. Then there was a return to peace. It looks like a financial pride who works on Wall Street, light and light, and very plain. Moreover, his appearance is also the most eye-catching of all the players.
Or, this guy can go to make a movie, why does he have to play basketball?
Megan Fox wondered in her heart.
Apparently she didn't know that even Hollywood's top superstars didn't make more than a year of slump money. Xiao is now a variety of high-end endorsements. And in the future, it will definitely be a contract renewal with the highest salary, no matter how you look at it, you will earn more in the NBA.
Of course, judging from his chic and cherishing money-cherishing personality, if he has the opportunity to make movies in the future, only time and money can meet his conditions, and he may not go to change jobs to make a lot of money.
After all, money is too important to Xiao Wan.
Drip!
Soon, the game resumed.
The Western Army actually sent a three-forward lineup.
Tim Duncan played as the center, Pau Gasol and Nowitzki, the two big European men, became the forwards, and the back line was still a combination of Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul.
In a sense. This lineup is the strongest lineup of the Western team, and there are shots to shoot. To have tactics and tactics, to have height, and fundamentally five people are compatible in terms of tactical system.
The only flaw is that although Pau Gasol and Nowitzki are both excellent in helping to defend, their individual defense ability is not strong.
"Thank you for the reminder, individual heroism is really bad."
"I'm also a team player."
"And, I can do better than you."
"Now, we're going to get back the score we lost."
"In the end, I'm also the top scorer in the Western Army, and once we win, the MVP trophy can only be awarded to me."
"In the same way, I figured out where to put the trophy. It's in my foot soaking room, and whenever I wash my feet, I can think of you, a defeated subordinate!! β
As soon as Kobe Bryant came on the court, he counterattacked Xiao Shaw-for-tat. Obviously, his words were in response to Xiao Shi's previous words.
Hearing this, Xiao Xiao still didn't change his face, just raised his eyebrows, and then said to Kobe Bryant very definitely: "Since you want to play team mode, then I have to tell you that individual heroism can still rule the court." β
The chic tone was very confident, as if he had already taken control of a qiΔ.
In terms of momentum, Xiao Squat is more like a senior, while Kobe Bryant, who has four championship rings, is more like a passive rookie.
It's not about age, it's about aura. Even for a guy with an aura like Kobe, Xiao can have the upper hand, which of course has something to do with his training when he was a child. How could a man who was not even afraid of a man-eating wolf show cowardice in front of a black man?
The game started quickly, and Kobe Bryant didn't catch the ball directly, but ran around. Soon the basketball was handed to Pau Gasol, who quickly passed the ball to Tim Duncan on the inside, and Duncan turned and took out his old rival, Kevin Garnett, who was once called his lifelong enemy.
Compared to Tim Duncan's old and strong, Kevin Garnett's aging speed is a little too fast.
And the tactical play of this ball is obviously the Lakers' triangle offense, Tim Duncan is a very smart player, he blends in very quickly, and Chris Paul is also very smart. In today's situation, the Western forces could no longer find a system more suitable for them than triangular tactics.
Obviously, now the trouble is thrown to the Eastern troops.
If the eastern forces cannot find a better way, it is very likely that the western troops will be reversed and won, after all, the time is still very long, a full ten minutes.
Ten minutes is just too much.
Xiao returned to the half, and first adopted the tactics of running around, but at this time Kobe Bryant no longer followed closely to defend, but used a joint defense strategy. Tim Duncan was originally the foundation of the Spurs' defensive system, and now on his foundation, the Western team's defensive system is completely closer to the Spurs' side.
A team that is like the Lakers in offense and Spurs in defense is really quite tricky!!
Xiao felt tricky, and LeBron James had a headache.
Therefore, the basketball held for nearly twenty seconds before LeBron James barely shot, but the result was a miss, and the rebound was firmly grabbed by Tim Duncan, and then instigated a counterattack.
The counteroffensive was very smooth, or a triangular offensive, and the eastern troops still could not stop it, because the opponent had a system, and they had no system.
At this time, the Eastern Army was obviously in particularly big trouble.
Logically speaking, it should be called a pause.
However, Xiao Dash did not do so. He just walked towards LeBron James, who was holding the ball.
LeBron James was obviously surprised that Xiao Sao would suddenly come over and discuss something with him.
There was some resistance in his heart, and he erected a wall of vigilance for himself.
But as soon as Xiao Shao's first words came out, the wall in his heart collapsed.
"Do you want to take out both the Lakers and the Spurs at the same time?" The chic tone was full of seduction.
LeBron James barely hesitated, his heart was full of restlessness: "Of course! It's something I've always wanted to do. β
"So, let's use all our impact to break down their penalty area!" Xiao Wan said very simply.
"Huh?" LeBron James thought that Xiao Sao would come up with some clever plan, but he didn't expect it to be such a simple, rough and simple tactic, and it couldn't even be considered a tactic at all.
After he was surprised, he shook his head: "It can't be done." In the finals the year before, I kept trying to sprint the Spurs box, but the effect was that we were killed, clean, four to one! β
"That's because you don't have me! You just rush inside, I will give you advice on the other side, no team in this world can withstand our double line, even the Bulls of the year, they don't have this defense!! Xiao looked directly into LeBron James's eyes: "Trust me, we have this ability!" β
Before the chic words were finished, LeBron James was persuaded and obedient. He swore that he was really completely convinced by Xiao Sa, and he completely believed every word Xiao Sa said without the slightest hesitation.
Chic gave him strong self-confidence.
This self-confidence is even stronger than the self-confidence in his own heart!
Suddenly, he suddenly had an idea...... Am I more suitable to be the second on the team?
This idea was quickly thrown out of his head, and he thought it was ridiculous.
But in fact, the human mind bursts out at a certain moment with the most real psychological feedback.
After the two finished discussing, they pressed towards the front.
At this time, Popovich on the sidelines was very excited, he clenched his fists, he was expecting something, and he was resisting something.
Ever since he was talking to LeBron James on the other end, he had already guessed that this amazing guy who always surprises people would definitely make something. He was expecting this thing to be able to react brilliantly, but he was also worried that his defensive system would be destroyed by this guy so easily.
This psychology is contradictory and complex.
He simulated it many times in his head.
However, no matter what, he could never have imagined that Xiao Xiao would use the simplest or even most crude tactics in the world to take out his carefully laid out defensive system for half his life.
And at this time, LeBron James has already spread out in a straight line!!
β¦β¦ (To be continued......)