That night, I was carried back from the clinic by Liang Sheng and have been talking nonsense ever since. I said that I should have been living in the Qingshui River and being a water demon. I said that I was not human, I was a cat, a cat named Jiang Sheng.

Liang Sheng kept feeding me ginger soup and using a wet towel to reduce my fever.

Facing Liang Sheng's bad face, Xiao Jiu and Bei Xiaowu were silent on the side. My father and mother stayed aside, and I didn't know they would be worried, because in my eyes they were lonely people with no preferences.

Bei Xiaowu's "Seven Fairies" heard that I was sick, and I rushed to come, and I told my mother when I looked at the lying on the bed talking nonsense, I told you early in the morning, this child is going to be listed in the immortal class, am I right? This is the Jade Emperor seducing the soul, you better let her ascend to Bliss as soon as possible, don't break her blessings.

If I could hear her at this time, I would definitely wake up laughing, but at that time, I couldn't hear anything. From time to time, my fingers reached into the air, trying to grab something, but I didn't know what to grasp.

Bei Xiaowu looked at it and said, did you see it, the Jade Emperor grabbed her hand. This is leaving, hurry up and burn paper!

Liang Sheng's face finally couldn't hang up, he threw the basin on the ground, and yelled at Bei Xiaowu, you old witch is messing around here again, if Jiang Sheng really has three long and two short, I will cut you!

Bei Xiaowu pushed and shoved his mommy out of the door, and when the "Seven Fairies" heard that Liang Sheng was going to cut her, they laughed sharply, and said to Bei Xiaowu, did you hear, the Jade Emperor finally wants me, I will soon have my merits completed, and I will soon become the Seven Fairies......

When Bei Xiaowu entered the door, Liang Sheng said, I'm sorry.

Bei Xiaowu smiled and said, I really didn't expect my mother to become like this. After speaking, he began to cry loudly, tears and snot all over his face.

When I woke up, it was already noon the next day, and Liang Sheng saw me wake up, smirking happily, as if he had taken a mouse medicine.

I said, "Brother, why am I so hungry?"

Liang Sheng hurriedly brought me noodles and said, come, I'll feed you. Then I watched me eat it bite by bite, and my face kept smiling like a cramp.

I asked him, what about Weiyang?

He said that he sent Bei Xiaowu home early in the morning. He thought about it and said, do you know, what is the name of Weiyang's sister?

I shook my head and looked at Liang Sheng suspiciously.

Liang Sheng smiled and said, forget it, when you're ready, I'll tell you about this matter again, with your current IQ, you can't understand it. With that, he blew on the noodles in the bowl and continued to feed me.

It's also very strange that at that time, I didn't have the interest to get to the bottom of it.

Liang Sheng said, Jiang Sheng, when you are better, I want to work with Bei Xiaowu for a month, we can't rely on Uncle Bei for everything, you say, right?

I nodded, in fact, I was thinking, I should also find a job that suits me, make some money, and pay Cheng Tianyou a mobile phone, so as not to cause shame.

It's just that what is the relationship between Cheng Tianyou and Ning Xin? Lover? Lover? Xiaomi and big money? Rich sister and little white face...... The more I thought about it, the more curious I became. It's just that when she asked Xiao Jiu, she looked disdainful and said, it's better for you to know less about Xiao Gongzi. Besides, sister, I am not a hundred Xiaosheng in the rivers and lakes, how can I know?

In the days when I was recuperating, I rarely smiled, and even I felt strange. Bei Xiaowu said to Liang Sheng, eighty percent of your stupid sister is stupid and has lost her laughing nerve.

So they started to make me laugh as much as possible, and Bei Xiaowu made all kinds of weird looks, and I didn't even have the urge to laugh.

Bei Xiaowu said, Jiang Sheng, do you remember? At that time, you took your little cat to class, and our teacher said that rubbing the cat's fur can generate electricity. Do you remember what a fool in our class said?

I shook my head.

Bei Xiaowu laughed, and the fool said, "Teacher, how many cats does the power plant have?" Hahaha, funny, isn't it?

I shook my head.

Liang Sheng said, Bei Xiaowu, you seem to have forgotten to add the name of that fool to Jiang Sheng, right?

Bei Xiaowu looked at Liang Sheng very unhappily and said to me, of course, that fool was me at that time.

I laughed a little and said, I seem to remember.

Xiao Jiu dragged Bei Xiaowu aside and said, Jiang Sheng, my sister will tell you a joke, you must laugh, I have lived by this joke in my life, and after speaking, she talked endlessly:

The elephant was in the forest preparing to smoke marijuana, when suddenly a rabbit came.

The rabbit said, "Elephant, elephant, how good life is, how good the air of the forest is, why do you smoke that harmful thing?" Run with me in the forest!

The elephant thought: the rabbit has a point, so he threw the marijuana in his hand and ran with the rabbit!

They ran and ran and saw the tiger preparing to smoke cocaine.

The rabbit said again, "Tiger, tiger, how good life is, how good the air of the forest is, why smoke that harmful thing?" Run with me in the forest!

So the elephant and the tiger ran after the rabbit in the forest. They ran and saw the lion preparing to inject morphine.

Then the rabbit said, "Lion, lion, how good life is, how good the air of the forest is, why do you smoke that harmful thing?" Run in the forest with me!

The lion thought about it, put down the drug in his hand, walked to the rabbit, and gave the rabbit a few punches without saying a word, causing the rabbit to fall to the ground with gold stars in his eyes. The lion picked up the drug again and continued to inject it.

The elephant and the tiger wondered and asked the lion, "The rabbit is for your good, you don't listen to the rabbit, but why do you beat the rabbit?"

The lion smiled contemptuously and said, "You two fools, this bastard takes me to run around in the forest like a fool every time I finish ecstasy!"

Xiao Jiu also laughed to himself after speaking, and I also laughed, if it was placed before, my mouth would definitely be as big as a basin.

Suddenly, Bei Xiaowu grabbed my arm, looked at me so affectionately, and said: Jiang Sheng, I love you.

Xiao Jiu was stunned.

Liang Sheng was stunned.

I was stunned too.

Then I burst into laughter, laughing so heartily that tears flowed from my eyes. I pointed at Bei Xiaowu and scolded, and I said, it's so funny, it's so funny, it's the second funniest joke in the world I can think of.

Bei Xiaowu also smiled, he said to Liang Sheng, look, Jiang Sheng is not stupid, Jiang Sheng is fine.

Xiao Jiu helped me to go to the toilet, and she suddenly asked me, Jiang Sheng, what is the number one joke in the world, do you know?

My eyes suddenly became sour, I can never tell others, the number one joke in the world is, Jiang Sheng told Liang Sheng, I, love, you.

Xiao Jiu's eyes were also so confused, with tears in her eyes, she said, Jiang Sheng, do you know? For me, the biggest joke in the world is that Bei Xiaowu said, Xiao Jiu, I love you!

Her delicate and psychedelic face looked up at the sky and said, Jiang Sheng, do you know? Why did I come to Weijiaping this summer? I want a memory, purely about me, about Bei Xiaowu.

Then she looked at me deeply again, and said, "Because, I'm going to leave the city soon."

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