280 cute, psychological problems

(2nd Update)――

Xie Yanke's predecessor's demeanor suddenly disappeared, a flush flashed on his face, and he asked shyly: "When you go to bed, is it a man who is more happy, or a woman who is more happy?" ”

This question is so difficult, let alone distorted girls, even Li Yan, who came from later generations and learned countless knowledge in that area through the Internet, felt that his head was blocked, and he couldn't think of an answer for a while.

The twisted girl who claims to have slept with eighty-one men also feels flustered, oh my God! Someone was asked this kind of question, if this can't be answered, the lie just now will be immediately put into the goof, but how can this kind of question be answered?

Li Yan thought to himself: If I am asked here, I can only take out my fingers to pick my nostrils, whether it is a cold joke of fingers or nostrils to deal with it, I don't know what to do with the twisted girl?

The twisted girl was forced to Liangshan by this question, she wiped a handful of fragrant sweat, and her little round face turned red, but human beings can't be forced, and when they are forced, they will often be in a hurry, and the small light bulb on the twisted girl's head suddenly "snapped", and she thought of a statement, snorted, and pretended to be experienced......

Xie Yanke put down the shelf of his predecessors and humbly asked for advice: "What is dialectical idealism? ”

Twisted girl Khan, she made up a word, how do you know what this word means? I had to say again: "Ahem, I said it too quickly just now, I said it wrong, it's a psychological problem." ”

"Psychological problems?" Xie Yanke asked again: "What kind of psychological problem?" ”

The twisted girl snorted, "Look, there's a tree over there. Blown and swayed by the wind. I ask you. Is the tree moving, or is the wind moving? ”

Xie Yanke's knowledge is not low, and he naturally knows a little about this kind of Buddhist proverb, so he answered with a standard answer: "Actually, the tree and the wind are not moving, my heart is moving." ”

The twisted girl smiled: "Well said! Would you feel comfortable now that an ugly, old, disgusting, runny man comes to hold your hand? ”

Xie Yanke shook his head and said, "Of course it's uncomfortable." ”

The twisted girl said again: "Then if a handsome, cool, handsome and likable guy comes to hold your hand, are you comfortable?" ”

Xie Yanke replied, "Of course it will...... Cough...... Relatively comfortable. ”

The twisted girl said, "That's right. Let's be honest, men and women go to bed, the key to comfort depends on your heart, among the ninety-nine eighty-one people who have slept with me, twenty are old and ugly old men, and ten are stinky little Zhengtai, what do I do with them, it's not happy. But there are sixty-one big handsome guys among them, and it's nice for me to sleep with them......"

Xie Yanke seemed to understand something, and said, "I see." It is not certain who is cool between men and women, the key is to see whether you like that man or not. Is that right? ”

The twisted girl said, "You're so smart. She breathed a sigh of relief in her heart: Whew, I finally fooled it out.

She didn't expect that Li Yan was thinking in her heart at this time: In fact, what the distorted girl said is quite reasonable, that kind of thing between men and women is not a simple physical problem, but actually a psychological problem. Whether it is cool or not is largely determined by the environment, the object, and the mood, rather than by the body. She can actually understand such a profound thing without a teacher, it's amazing.

At this time, the rich second-generation girl had already come to her senses, she jumped over again, crossed her waist and said to Li Yan: "Li Qiming, you actually brought this kind of guy to me and Sister Ruyan, she is full of dirty things, and she also taught Sister Ruyan, aren't you worried that Sister Ruyan will be taught badly by her?" Sister Ruyan is your girlfriend, you actually let her learn those unbearable knowledge, you don't love her at all. ”

Li Yanxin said: I don't love Xie Yanke in the first place, aren't you talking nonsense?

The rich second-generation girl shook Xie Yanke's hand and said, "Sister Xie, I have to persuade you again, break up with this bad man." You see how shameless he is, lying on his back with a woman who has slept with eighty-one men, and he is so calm that I'm sure he wants to be the eighty-second...... You can't be in a relationship with this kind of man anymore. ”

Xie Yanke smiled but did not speak.

The rich second-generation girl saw that she was light and light, so she didn't take it to heart, and she didn't say that she wanted to break up with Li Yan, so she persuaded again: "Okay, Sister Ruyan, you value love and righteousness, and you can't bear to dump this man, then you must also watch him closely, between me, within three days, he will sleep with this woman, you have to be ready at any time, catch the rape in bed." ”

Li Yan Khan: I'll me, I'm a person full of discipline, why do you keep talking about me like that.

The rich second-generation girl said again: "Sister Ruyan, you don't know martial arts, it's a little difficult to catch rape, maybe he will be annoyed and angry, and he will beat women, do you want me to help you catch rape?" I had an epiphany of swordsmanship, which is extremely powerful, and I will help you catch the traitor to ensure that you are invincible. ”

Everyone sweated together: You dare to catch the traitor of any one of the people present, and ensure that your little bit of martial arts is useless, and you will be put in an eighteen-like appearance in an instant.

The twisted girl whispered in Li Yan's ear, "Who is this thing?" weishenme: I want to smoke her? ”

Li Yan said in a low voice: "She is the eldest lady of the Fuwei Dart Bureau, Lin Pingzhi, although she is a little brain-dead, but she is still very kind, and when she grows up and is sensible in the future, she will not be so brain-dead." ”

The twisted girl snorted: "I don't feel good when I see this kind of eldest lady, when I get better, grab her and knock her unconscious, and pierce her membrane." ”

Li Yan Khan: "Don't mess around, this kind of bad thing can't be done in the future." ”――

The four of them went back to Lin Zhennan and his wife together, and this time it was six people in total, Lin Zhennan and his wife heard that this person was an injured girl who was picked up, but they didn't say anything, it was good to have one more person to go with, and the confusion of the Qingcheng faction was even higher.

Mrs. Wang gave the twisted girl a massage, and luck helped her treat her internal injuries for a while, Fuwei Dart Bureau still has some good wound medicine, for her to take internal and external compresses, toss for a while, twisted the girl's injuries are three or four percent. The power of action was restored. The six of them continued on their way. Go towards Hengyang City.

After getting out of the barren mountain. It was close to Hengyang City, and I saw that there were more pedestrians on the avenue, and most of these pedestrians were dragging swords and hanging swords, obviously from the martial arts. Three religions and nine streams, there are no surprises. There were large groups of monks, large groups of Taoist priests, large groups of nuns, and beggars of beggars......

Lin Zhennan and his group of six people walked among ordinary people. It's very eye-catching, but walking among these strangely shaped martial arts people makes the six of them extremely inconspicuous.

When he arrived in Hengyang City, there were more martial arts people, and Li Yan soon discovered the group of nuns of the Hengshan faction, and Yilin's little sister was among them, but now Li Yan has changed to Li Qiming's style, and the twisted girl has also resumed women's clothing, Yilin doesn't know them, and the two sides pass by like strangers. Didn't say hello to each other.

Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin handwashing ceremony would not begin until a day later, so the martial arts people in the city had not yet gathered at Liu's mansion. They are all looking for a place to live in the city, of course, some sects that are closer to Liu Zhengfeng live directly in Liu's mansion.

Lin Zhennan found a big inn, opened a few upper rooms and settled six people, he is an old dart head, he is very handy in doing such things, without arousing suspicion at all, and he also chose a big inn in the most lively part of the city, where there are three religions and nine streams, and there are many people, not only can hide the tracks, but also can hear all kinds of gossip on the rivers and lakes.

On the left side of the inn is a large restaurant, called "Huiyan Building", and on the right is a luxurious brothel, called "Qunyuyuan", this kind of place, the most well-informed.

Lin Zhennan said: "Let's go back to Yanlou for dinner, and by the way, listen to the chatter of the people around the rivers and lakes, maybe you can hear some news about the Qingcheng faction." For such a major event as Liu Zhengfeng's golden basin washing his hands, even if the Qingcheng faction is chasing our family of three, it is necessary to send someone to participate. ”

In fact, for Li Yan, who has read the original book, there is no need to inquire about the movements of the Qingcheng faction, but he can't show it, so he has to agree, the six of them came out of the inn, went up to the Huiyan Tower next to it, and sat down in the elegant seat on the second floor.

Lin Zhennan chose the most haode private room, looking out from the screen of the private room, you can see most of the situation in the restaurant, but looking inside from the outside, it is blocked by the screen.

The six of them sat down for a short while, and saw an old man, leading a thirteen or fourteen-year-old beautiful girl upstairs, sitting on the small table by the window, the old man was actually Qu Yang, the music teacher of Heimu Cliff, of course, Li Yan knew that he had submitted a letter of resignation to the Dongfang girl, and now he was not a person from Heimu Cliff.

The girl he held was naturally Qu Feiyan. Bright eyes and bright teeth, innocent and cute.

Li Yan thought to himself: The plane has changed, the relationship between Heimu Cliff and the Five Masters Sword Sect is not like water and fire, and the fate of Qu Feiyan's little sister will not be so miserable, right? Hopefully, this lovely girl won't die another tragic death in this plane.

Not long after Qu Yang and Qu Feiyan sat down, two acquaintances came to the restaurant, but they were free and easy sisters Ling Hu Chong and Yi Lin, it turned out that the two of them were attacked by Tian Boguang at the same time in the barren mountains.

The free and easy girl asked for a pot of wine, and ordered some vegetarian dishes for Yilin, and specially instructed the kitchen not to put lard in the dishes, but only fried with vegetable oil.

After the two sat down, the free and easy girl drank a pot of wine in one go, and then told some little jokes about the Wuyue Sword Sect, and the two chatted very happily.

There were four or five men sitting at a table next to the two, who had also been chatting and gossiping, and one of them said, "Have you heard of it?" Recently, the Qingcheng faction made a move on the Fuwei Dart Bureau, not only breaking the general bureau of the Fuwei Dart Bureau, but also pulling out all the semicolons at the same time...... Tsk......"

As soon as they heard this, all the guests in the building pricked up their ears and turned their attention away. (To be continued......)

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