In a sense, I was used to it, and subconsciously gave my sister a brain meltdown, and then walked out of school with Joan of Arc and Li Xue.

This is the first time I've skipped class!

Although I was busy in the afternoon in my plan, I was still a little excited in my heart.

If you are a scumbag, then you have to smoke, drink, and burn your hair...... How to talk about the three hobbies.

Anyway, if you want to be a scumbag, skipping class is definitely a compulsory course.

Skipping class with a teacher like me is definitely something that can only be done at the master level.

When I walked out of school, I was still a little puzzled, and asked Li Xue, "Alas, dead girl, you don't have classes in the afternoon, why do you come out with me?"

Li Xue pouted, and her palm quietly stretched out behind me, and she directly pinched my flesh and rotated it ninety degrees while I was not paying attention.

I really can't guess the girl.

How do you say they do it, but their faces are still smiling?

I was embarrassed to show the pain on my face, so the girl replied in a super gentle tone: "I have already finished the afternoon class, and the teacher has specially approved it, as long as I pass the assessment, then I don't have to go to class!"

It's a bit windy today, why do I want to cry inexplicably?

I was also a top student back then, why didn't I have this treatment?

Joan of Arc looked at Li Xue with a look of surprise: "You are that genius, I remember that you were about to vomit blood from your magic teacher, and you didn't teach anything right, and finally applied to the school not to teach you lessons." ”

Li Xue smiled slightly and didn't speak.

I want to cry without tears, and I am also a top student, why is this treatment so bad?

Well, I'm not looking for excitement with them.

I took them home along the way, and as soon as I got home, I saw my mother practicing there.

That punch and kick, tiger and tiger, a picture of the old lady is a tigress, you dare to provoke me to try.

Anyway, is it really good for me to say that about my mother?

Li Xue whispered to me and asked, "Brother, why are we going home? You are not really afraid of being beaten and skipping class, right?"

I scratched Li Xue's nose with my hand, and I said slightly angrily: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't know." ”

After saying that, I stood at the gate and shouted to my mother, "Mom, I'm back!"

"Whew!"

As soon as I finished shouting, a fist wind flew directly against my face, and the frightened teacher Joan of Arc hurriedly held up a magic shield.

"I'm going, Mom, you're murdering your own son!"

Then I heard Li Xue babbling there alone: "It's over, my brother seems to have really become an idiot, what should I do in the future? ”

I'm meow!

If I hadn't had time to clean up this girl, I'd have eaten all the snacks she hid.

Now I have to solve a problem first.

If it can't be solved, I'm afraid that today next year will be my death day.

This problem is that my mother killed me directly, and the Hedong lion roared while returning: "Stinky boy, you skipped class again, right?"

I can guarantee that no matter who your mother is out there to be super gentle with you, you will definitely change your face when you go home.

I don't know about others, but based on my experience of living two lives and two mothers, this is absolutely true!

I said helplessly, "What kind of class are you skipping! Teacher Joan of Arc will testify to me, right? Teacher Joan of Arc?"

After saying that, I turned my body slightly to the side, revealing the Joan of Arc behind me.

Although with my current height of 1.3 meters, I can't stop others.

But in order to prove my innocence, so as not to suffer from the floating twelve companies of my mother, I felt that it was necessary for me to do so.

As I expected, as soon as my mother saw Joan of Arc, the angry expression on her face disappeared at once, and it was transformed into a gentle face.

First he opened the door, and then said apologetically to Teacher Joan of Arc: "Teacher, I'm sorry, did my family Lotte cause trouble for you again? ”

After saying that, my mother gave me a vicious look.

You are indiscriminately disgraced by this murder of your own son, and you still blame me for framing you, right?

I shrugged nonchalantly, saying that it must have something to do with me.

Anyway, I'm doing this to avenge the morning's killing.

Who told you to threaten me in the morning?

I am happy to have revenge, revenge, and revenge, and I will never delay.

Mom, just take it.

Anyway, you don't have any excuse to clean up, I'm not.

I looked at Joan of Arc and saw a clear sigh of relief.

Obviously, I can guarantee that my mom used all her strength with that punch just now.

The magician was originally a crispy back-row profession, and it was at the same level as my mother, even if my mother's full punch without spiritual power would definitely make Teacher Joan of Arc feel good.

Teacher Joan of Arc dissipated the protective shield and said with an embarrassed face: "Lotte Mom, Lotte didn't skip class. He had a duel in the afternoon, and he said that he was back to prepare something, and I was here to accompany him. ”

I reckon Joan of Arc is now full of horrible conjectures about my life at home.

My heart is happy.

If it weren't for my hard work for more than ten years and a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water, how could I have survived under the "destruction" of my parents and my parents.

Who said that being the son of a duke is comfortable!

Says who!

How difficult it is to eat, sleep, eat, eat and be beaten again every day!

I reckon Joan of Arc is now full of understanding for me when I pulled her out, because Joan of Arc now looks at me with pity.

However, I just want to borrow her hand to make my mother make a fool of myself, and then use her as a coolie by the way.

I'm fantasizing about a bright future, and my mom stretches out her leg and kicks me in the ass!

"Smack!"

It's not a lot of power, but it's enough for me to crawl on the ground and fall on a!

I'll go?

Isn't this the newspaper of the present world?

My mom shouted angrily at me, "You're dueling? You're going to get beaten! You... You..."

Well, my mom was so angry that she couldn't even speak.

I still quite understand my mother, after all, with my small body, I guess even a dog... No, even cats can't beat them, and it's really mentally retarded to go to a duel with someone.

Although I was kicked, my heart was still very warm.

And, I have a big plan.

As soon as I got up, I also said angrily: "Who let them bully Li Xue! How old is Li Xue and wants Li Xue to be their girlfriend! Can I bear it? My sister can only be bullied by me!"

When my mother heard this, she was stunned.

It happened that Li Xue was also there, Li Xue hurriedly hugged the arm of her mother, and said dissatisfiedly: "Yes! Yes, Mom, you don't know, those people bother me every day, and I quarreled with them when my brother met me today, and my brother was angry for a while, so he agreed to duel with them." Mom......"

Girl, it's really condescending that you don't go to Hollywood to film.

You are so crying and lying that you almost lied to your brother and me, you know?

With Li Xue's explanation, my mother immediately believed it.

You have to believe that it is absolutely terrifying to be able to fire the woman who played the 12th company of her husband in the air, my mother grabbed me and my sister's hands, and said angrily: "Go, take me over, I'll see which boys it is?"

In a sense, that's what I'm waiting for.

But if my mother comes forward, my face will be lost in the first place.

It's a small thing, but the big plan I just made is in vain!

It's about what I'm going to eat, drink, prostitute and gamble next month......

Believe me, only eat and drink, no prostitution and gambling, I am a serious person.

I would rather die than move, my mother looked at me suspiciously, and I said to my mother righteously: "Mom, no, since I promised to fight someone else, then I can't break the contract." I want to be a man who keeps my promises. ”

Brothers and sisters in the world are a family.

Li Xue, just allow you to act well, is mine bad!

The facial details, the tone particles, the body movements, everything is perfect.

Joan of Arc looked at me in surprise.

I guess if she didn't know the truth, she would have believed me.

I was really worried that Joan of Arc, the stupid white sweet teacher, would suddenly expose my bottom to me, so I hurriedly gave her a look.

As it turned out, I thought too much.

Joan of Arc didn't say a word, but my mother patted me on the shoulder and said happily, "Yes, grown up! My son is the best, at least in guts!"

I think I'd be glad if you hadn't added at least that last sentence.

In order to make my acting skills seamless, I continued: "Yes! I have to obey the spirit of chivalry and give everything for victory, even if I can't win." ”

"Mmmmmmmmmm

As soon as I was excited, my mother returned to her original form!

I snickered in my heart and continued, "Mom, I remember that the rules of the duel allow the use of weapons, you don't mind opening my father's collection room for me to get something, right?"

"What's the matter, don't mind! Go, I'll get it for you now. ”

I seem to have forgotten to say that in fact, my mother is a tendon, and if she is happy, then she doesn't care about anything.

Li Xue shook her head helplessly, and just about to say something, I gave her a look directly.

The brother and sister have been arguing for many years, and Li Xue gave me a look viciously.

I nodded helplessly.

I can assure you that if I don't, you don't know what my brother and sister are talking about.

The translation is as follows:

"Help, it's successful, my brother will buy you snacks. ”

"No, I want three!"

I know you don't believe that one look can represent so many words, but the twins don't look like each other at all, so there should always be a little tacit understanding, right?

My mom pulled me and Li Xue and walked over to my father's collection room.

This put Joan of Arc aside, and I hurriedly said to Joan of Arc: "Teacher, you go to drink tea first, be your own home, it's okay." ”

Joan of Arc also knew that a family's collection room must not be allowed to outsiders, and smiled at me and nodded, indicating that she knew.

And my sister and I were treated as two kites by our common mother and pulled directly into the house.

Believe me, it's really a kite.

My mother is famous for her tendons, and as soon as this speed soars, the small weight of Li Xue and me is really floating in the sky.

Li Xue can still put a protective cover, my mouth makes the wind deformed!

It's not a long way to go!

Within a minute, my mom led us to the basement of my house.

Well, that's where the door to my treasure room is where I dreamed of it, but I never had a way to crack it!

And I'm finally on the ground.

After a full three minutes, I should have been very excited, and now I can only say to my mother weakly: "Mom, if you don't want my son, you can tell me directly, let's not play like this, okay?"

The mother also seemed to know that she had gone too far, smiled awkwardly, and changed the topic: "Okay, don't complain, take what you need while your father is away." ”

With that, my mother put her hand on an inconspicuous dusty ball in the basement.

Well, I have an impression of this ball.

It was a birthday present from my dad when I was six years old, and I kicked it for days until one day he broke my dad's collection of antique vases and my dad confiscated the ball.

And my mother had a red glow on her.

The red color represents the fire attribute, which means that my mother's spiritual power attribute is fire.

Generally speaking, of course, a leather ball can't support this kind of spiritual power output.

But this time, the ball actually began to glow red under the injection of my mother's spiritual power.

Then there was a mechanical creak, and a piece of the basement wall suddenly sinked and pulled to the side.

That's why I've been trying to get into the treasure room but can't.

Guarding this treasure room is a spiritual weapon that is identified and authenticated by spiritual power, and this spiritual weapon is said to have been specially refined by my ancestors, just to see the treasure room.

I'm good at mechanics, but I'm blind when it's linked to spiritual power.

And it is said that there is also a spirit circle in it, which is to randomly select an object as the thing to open the door.

And I don't know much about the Spirit Array, I only know that it's quite complicated, just like advanced mathematics.

I know it, it doesn't know me.

When the door opened, my mom patted me on the shoulder and said, "Hurry up and get it while your dad is going to a meeting, he will definitely know when the door opens!"

I was shocked, and regardless of my body that was still a little uncomfortable, I crawled straight into the treasure room.

Some people must think that the treasure room must be splendid, and it is also full of treasures, and there should be ten thousand taels of gold at the next point, right?

If anyone thinks so, then I guarantee you're wrong.

The reason why the treasure room is in the name of hiding is that it has to be hidden!

Don't think I'm talking nonsense!

What keeps it for a long time and doesn't accumulate dust?

My treasure room is dark when you go in, and when you open the door and shake, the sky is full of dust.

When I was a kid, I had the privilege of sneaking my dad here (and then getting caught and scolded by the way), so I had a goal in mind.

Ignoring the dust, I casually grabbed a small box from a shelf and ran straight out.

My mom saw that I came out in less than two minutes, and asked in surprise, "What did you take?

What did you take?

I knew I wouldn't be able to hide it from my mother, so I handed my mom the little box.

When my mother saw it, she immediately said, "What a thing are you doing, what are you doing with these useless magic cores? This is still the lowest! Why, you want to be a jeweler?"

Li Xue was also surprised.

"Brother, what are you doing with the magic core?"

As I said, the mountain people have their own tricks.

The idea came to me when I was just able to walk, but unfortunately it never came to fruition.

Now it's time to talk about what a magic core is.

Of course, there are not only creatures that walk on two legs in this world, humans can use spiritual power, and animals can naturally do it.

And animals that can use spiritual power are called magical beasts.

There is a crystal nucleus in the body of the monster called the magic core.

To be honest, don't be deceived by other film and television works.

The Demon Core is really useless these days.

What kind of refining medicine, auxiliary cultivation, or anything is definitely a lie.

The magic core is a stone, and although it contains energy, it can't be absorbed by humans at all.

To use an analogy, spiritual power is food.

There are meat and vegetarian foods.

Humans can only absorb that kind of vegetarian, while Warcraft absorbs meat.

I remember a few years before I died, didn't I have mad cow disease?

Isn't that the reason why cows that force people to eat grass eat meat are harmed?

Therefore, the magic core is actually a kind of gem, and its biggest role is to pretend to be used.

Of course, this thing is quite expensive, after all, it is quite difficult to kill a demonic beast.

In fact, I think the main reason is because of people's desire to compare.

After all, there is a good saying, that is: no buying, no killing?

There's a lot of nonsense.

Anyway, to sum it up, it's just what this thing is for.

Of course, my mother and Li Xue were confused about me taking this useless thing.

It's a pity that it's useless for me to ask for something so good. If you want to use me, you have to solve my physical problems first.

I said indifferently, "I'm sure I'll be useful, so that you can make a difference with my father and mother when he comes back." Li Xue, let's go. ”

After speaking, I pulled Li Xue and left.

"Wait!"

I was so excited that I ran away, and I didn't even care if my mother told me.

Running out of the house, Teacher Joan of Arc was still waiting there, and I asked with a surprised face, "Teacher, didn't you let you go in and rest for a while? Why are you still here?"

Instead of answering my question, Joan of Arc asked, "What did you take?" Can you tell the teacher?"

Since you didn't answer my question first, then I wasn't in a hurry, but asked back, "Teacher, do you depict the spirit array?"

"Spirit Array? Why do you ask this?"

That's what you want!

I was pleasantly surprised and said, "What I want is simple, teacher, let's go back quickly!"

After speaking, I pulled the bewildered Li Xue and the bewildered Joan of Arc to the school.

When we got back to school, without saying a word, I took them to the Rose Building.

When I arrived at the Rose Tower, I took a piece of iron and said to Joan of Arc, "Teacher, you can divide these pieces of iron into iron sheets with a thickness of about 1 cm. ”

Joan of Arc asked suspiciously, "Rakuten, what are you going to do?"

My sister didn't understand either, and looked puzzled.

And now I'm so complacent, excited, "I'm going to make a bomb!"

Bomb?

Well, these two girls are even more confused.

I slapped my head.

I forgot that there are no bombs in this world, and I don't explain it, so why don't you just show them the effect in a while?

So I hurriedly urged: "Don't say anything else, I'll show you the effect in a while." Hurry up, I still have to do experiments. ”

My performance seemed to have won over Joan of Arc before, so Joan of Arc nodded and went straight to work on the iron sheets.

I pulled Li Xue to the side, carefully took out the box, and as soon as I opened it, it was full of brilliance!

Just because they glow, these stones were all good things that sold for tens of billions of dollars in the past.

It's a pity that in this world it can only be used to pretend to be forced.

But!

And that's just temporary!

Li Xue said suspiciously: "Brother, what are you doing with these rags? You can't absorb the spiritual power in this." ”

I shook my head with a smile, took out a red magic core, and said to Li Xue, "You stimulate it with spiritual power and see how it reacts." ”

No matter what, I am at least Li Xue's brother, so Li Xue still trusts me very much.

Don't ask, slowly inject spiritual power into the crystal nucleus.

The moment the crystal nucleus came into contact with the spiritual power, the energy contained in it was stimulated by the xenogeneous energy and unconsciously resisted, and the rich red light was slowly released.

I looked at Li Xue, and when I saw this girl's relaxed face, I knew that this girl didn't have much effort.

I made up my mind and said, "Keep out." ”

"Hmm. Li Xue nodded and continued to increase the input of spiritual power.

The red glow intensified, and I even felt as if I was holding a piece of charcoal, and I threw the crystal nucleus directly on the ground.

Li Xue was startled, and was about to withdraw her spiritual power, when my excited voice also sounded: "Go on, don't stop!"

Li Xue nodded and continued to output spiritual power.

The glow of the nucleus intensified, and I could clearly see the cracks in the nucleus.

At this time, even an ordinary person like me could feel the rich fire attribute energy.

The reason is simple, the temperature around me has risen by several degrees.

Joan of Arc's shocked voice rang out: "Don't move! It's about to explode!"

Li Xue was startled and hurriedly stopped outputting spiritual power.

Joan of Arc ran over in a panic and relaxed at the sight of the diminished crystal nucleus.

The next moment, Joan of Arc scolded directly: "Oh, what are you doing? I don't know that this thing can't be stimulated with spiritual power!

I held my chin with one hand and asked Li Xue, "Li Xue, how much spiritual power did you use?"

Li Xue thought for a while and replied, "About thirty percent." ”

"Thirty percent? I mused.

Joan of Arc snapped on my forehead with a brain breakdown, and said angrily, "I didn't hear what I said?"

I was awakened, looked at Joan of Arc, and said, "Teacher, you protect us, Li Xue, continue to output, and use all your strength directly!"

Li Xue is also not afraid of heaven and earth, and said excitedly: "Okay!"

After speaking, he directly output his spiritual power with all his strength and output it towards the crystal nucleus!

Joan of Arc was so frightened that she directly propped up a magic shield to protect the three of us.

The next moment!

"Bang!"

The demon core exploded, countless dust stirred, Joan of Arc dispersed the dust with spiritual power, and I looked down at the power.

The explosion only sank the ground by about 30 centimeters, and the radiation radius was no more than one meter.

The power is a little weak!

That's a bit below my budget.

I took out another red magic core and said to Li Xue, "Go on!"

Li Xue is excited now!

She'd played such a fun thing in a while!

Without saying a word, just explode with all your might!

"Bang!"

Another explosion sounded!

When the dust disappeared, my eyes lit up, and I said excitedly: "I said, this power is so small, it should have been energy consumption in the confrontation before, and now this power is not up?"

Looking down at the various demon cores, I asked Li Xue to experiment with various attributes, and finally came up with a data.

The attribute restraint is the most powerful, and the output of spiritual power is also less.

And if the attributes are not compatible, the power is acceptable, but the output spiritual power will be large.

But if the attributes match, then the magic core will not be detonated at all.

With this data, I have the bottom in my heart.

touched Li Xue's hair.

I just experimented for nearly two hours, and the first floor of the entire Rose Building was almost demolished by us, and Li Xue, this girl, was also tired enough.

I looked at the remaining cores, and now there were more than thirty left, which was about the same.

Joan of Arc seemed to understand what I was going to do now, and asked, "Rakuten, you said the bomb, is this it?"

I nodded and shook my head, and said, "It's just an experiment, teacher, how many sheets of iron have you prepared?"

Joan of Arc glanced back and said, "Ten sheets." ”

It's almost enough.

I nodded and said to Joan of Arc, "Teacher, you can carve a few energy storage spirit arrays on this, and then add a few timed settings, I will be of great use." ”

This time Joan of Arc didn't listen to me, but said with an embarrassed face: "I will store energy, but I won't time!"

Shall I it?

This is really not as good as heaven!

Who knew Joan of Arc wouldn't do this!

Joan of Arc was also embarrassed, and said, "There are spirit array teachers in our school, but they should be in class at this time, and they can't get out." ”

The solution was figured out by people.

I crouched on the ground and pondered quietly.

Is there any way to replace the timed circle?

Energy... Attribute.... The power of the explosion... Explosion range...

I have a little habit when I think about it, that is, I like to gnaw on my nails, and now I squat on the ground and gnaw on my nails, my brow is tightly furrowed, and I look like a fool.

Li Xue quietly walked up to Joan of Arc and asked with a puzzled expression, "Teacher, does my brother have a problem with his brain?"

Joan of Arc shook her head, looking at my pensive back, a smile on the corner of Joan of Arc's mouth, and she also whispered, "Probably not." Li Xue, your brother likes you a lot, I don't think he wants to study at all. Now working so hard, it should be purely for you. ”

For me?

Li Xue was stunned.

Think about getting along with my brother day and night in the past few years, the daily routine is that the brother and sister are noisy, there are no big contradictions, but small contradictions can't stop at all.

How many times have I thought about wanting to change my brother?

But when I think about it, every time I quarrel, it seems that my brother gave in.

And this time......

The corners of Li Xue's mouth couldn't help but bring a hint of a smile, and she retorted: "How is it possible! My brother is not handsome at all, he is just an idiot brother." I guess he's just going to sell the rest of the cores right now, and then he'll have a lot of money to eat, drink, and have fun. Teacher, you don't know, my brother is a profiteer! My dad can't beat him in this regard. ”

Joan of Arc smiled silently, what should have been said has been said, Li Xue understands it.

In fact, if I wasn't still thinking about how to solve the problem, I would be very angry.

My sister is really not cute at all.

Is it really good to know me that way?