Chapter 1073: The Big Husband Can Bend and Stretch
Li Chengfeng and Senior Sister didn't dare to take any more breaths, and retreated into the cave again, but heard the elderly man outside laughing: "Don't hide, the sound of your little couple arguing just now is louder than thunder." ”
Hearing this, Li Chengfeng and Senior Sister glanced at each other, and each quietly distanced themselves from each other, but they still didn't make any movement, and they were lucky: What if the other party was cheating them?
But soon the idea was shattered, and the trees and flowers hidden at the entrance of the cave were suddenly swept away, and an old woman stood at the entrance of the cave, tilting her head towards them, looking up and down with slanted eyes, and behind her stood a burly old man.
Li Chengfeng saw the two of them stunned for a moment, and vaguely felt a little familiar, but soon the short old woman smiled ecstatically and said: "It doesn't take much effort to break through the iron shoes and find nowhere to get them, I ran a pair, and there is a pair here, or a pair of wild mandarin ducks!"
The old man behind the old woman saw Li Chengfeng and the senior sister's face change, he quietly pulled the old woman's sleeve, and whispered in her ear for a while, the old woman's face also changed, and then looked Li Chengfeng and the senior sister up and down.
Li Chengfeng immediately saluted and said: "In the lower Lingshan faction, the master of the Tibetan Sword Pavilion, this is the senior sister of the Lingshan faction's Tibetan Xiu Pavilion, I don't know the names of the two seniors?"
The old woman and the old man glanced at each other, both of them smiled, and then looked at Li Chengfeng with slanted eyes, as if they were looking at their prey.
Li Chengfeng immediately became highly vigilant, secretly held the Heaven Breaking Sword in his hand, took a step back, and said, "If the two seniors can let us go, the Lingshan Sect will be very grateful!"
The old woman smiled: "I fled the east wind, the west wind came, God help me!"
Senior Sister said angrily with a cold face: "Do you two have to be enemies with the Lingshan Sect?"
The Lingshan Sect is the third major sect in the world, and its strength is strong, even the Qiankun Divine Sect is quite fearful, looking at the appearance of this pair of old women and old men, you can see that they are a pair of loose cultivators with no sect and no sect, and the normal situation is that even if the strength of these scattered cultivators is much higher than that of the disciples of the powerful and decent sects of the major famous sects, they do not dare to provoke easily.
Because most of these sects are extremely protective of short-term huddles, if they provoke one, they will attract a nest, and if they hit a small one, they will attract a big one, like a hornet's nest, they can't be provoked, they really can't be provoked.
Therefore, the disciples who generally see famous names in the casual cultivation are walking around, and it is very rare for them to take the initiative to provoke them.
But today's situation surprised Li Chengfeng and Senior Sister, the other party seemed to have a fearless appearance, and was not afraid of the Lingshan Sect behind them at all.
The old woman sneered, "Lingshan Sect, how dare we be an enemy of it?"
Li Chengfeng was overjoyed, and was about to speak, but he heard the old woman say: "However, if the sky doesn't say it, the earth doesn't say it, we don't say it, you don't say it, she doesn't say it, how can the Lingshan faction know?"
After that, the old woman stared at Li Chengfeng with compassion and said, "Will you say it?"
The corner of Li Chengfeng's eyes twitched, and he said, "No, it won't." ”
The old woman smiled and said, "Isn't that enough? Let's go, don't ask for yourself." ”
Li Chengfeng sighed and said, "Where are you going?"
The old woman laughed and said, "Don't talk nonsense, just come with us." ”
Li Chengfeng and Senior Sister glanced at each other, and when he saw that Senior Sister was silent and slightly bowed, he also smiled bitterly: "The two seniors will lead the way, but we are not good at this time, and we are afraid that we will delay the trip of the two of us." ”
The old woman glanced at the senior sister and said lightly: "It's okay, I'll take you, you can carry her on your back." ”
Li Chengfeng immediately pointed at the old man and said to the old woman: "Why don't you take me with this old-timer, you take me?"
The old woman was immediately furious: "You baby don't care about your own mother-in-law? Are you still a man? Are you still worthy of being a human being?"
The old man on the side also squinted at Li Chengfeng, his face full of disdain.
Li Chengfeng couldn't help but say angrily: "She's not my mother-in-law!"
The old woman sneered, "Oh, but how did I hear that you and she were already married when you were in Lingshan?
Li Chengfeng then remembered that in order to help him, the senior sister had indeed admitted that she was her partner, and he did not object at that time, although everyone did not believe it, but when the news spread, it was inevitable that some people would think that this matter was true.
Li Chengfeng smiled bitterly: "So that the old-timers know that this is just an expedient measure at that time, not a ......."
The old woman was furious, and with a flick of her fingers, a green light hit Li Chengfeng's body, and Li Chengfeng suddenly hit his body like a thunderbolt, so painful that he fell to the ground screaming and trembling.
The old woman said angrily: "What's the matter, you want to pat your ass and leave when you get cheap?
The old man also looked disdainful: "The old man spits and nails, why don't you have this kind of burden?"
After that, he spat on the ground and spit down, and he really smashed a small pit on the ground, as if he had nailed a four-inch nail.
Li Chengfeng looked confused, no, why did I become a scumbag? Do you two idiots know what kind of femme fatale this woman next to you is?
The old woman's severe pain on Li Chengfeng's body came and went quickly, Li Chengfeng quickly struggled to get up, he swallowed his anger and said: "The two seniors don't know, she is indeed not the partner of the juniors, and this person is vicious and evil, and he is ......."
Without waiting for Li Chengfeng to finish speaking, the old woman flicked her fingers again, and a green light hit Li Chengfeng's body, causing Li Chengfeng's brain to go blank for a moment, and he fell to the ground and twitched wildly.
The old woman scolded: "You conscienceless stinky maggot, do you know what it means for husband and wife to be in unison? If your wife robs you, you should go to the wind, and if your wife kills someone, you should dig a pit!"
It's pitiful, just now he was still a character who was facing Zhu Yan head-on, and in the blink of an eye, the tiger fell into Pingyang and was cleaned up like this by an old woman!
Can this be endured?
Moreover, what is called wife robbery, and the husband should go to the wind? The wife kills people, and the husband should dig a pit?
Listen, is this what people say?
Is there still a heavenly principle, is there still a royal law?
Li Chengfeng waited for the pain to go, and immediately jumped up, his face was full of righteousness and awe-inspiring eyes, and he said with righteous words: "The old-timers are right, it's all my fault, it's all my fault, and I will definitely learn more from the old-timers in the future!"
Hmph, say the most cowardly words in the most ruthless tone, isn't this the style of the eldest young master of the Li family who can bend and stretch?
The inchworm bends in order to seek faith, and the dragon and snake sting in order to survive.
Isn't it just confession! Who is afraid of whom!!
Take advantage of the time when Lao Tzu and Zhu are tired of fighting the most empty time to deal with us, and when we recover, hum!!
Li Chengfeng thought viciously in his heart, and the smile on his face was more dog-legged than a dog's leg.
The old woman cracked her mouth and smiled: "That's right!"
Li Chengfeng noticed that the old woman was grinning, her face like orange peel looked old, but the teeth in one mouth were white and neat, not like the teeth of an old man.
The old man on the side also shook his head and said: "The children can be taught, and the children can be taught!"
Li Chengfeng smiled with a smile on his face: "Yes, yes...... The old-timers lead the way. ”
The old man slapped a talisman on Li Chengfeng's body, and when Li Chengfeng turned around and was about to carry the senior sister, he saw the senior sister turn her head quickly, although the speed of the face was extremely fast, Li Chengfeng still saw the expression of the senior sister who couldn't help but smile.
Damn, you femme fatale, didn't you provoke all this?
How dare you laugh at Lao Tzu!!
You wait for Lao Tzu, let's write down this account!!