Chapter 51: It's too desolate to be called uncle
When Bai Yunfei was rescued, the players of the Terminator Guild also rushed down, and at this time, the judgment AI of Amros, the climber, came into play and began to run towards the tall tree where the point was located.
Lu Xiaofeng's group of scattered players who came to grab the output tried their best to keep it, and threw any restricted skills at him, but the resistance of the boss was very strong, and the time for the restriction skills to act on him was very short.
With endless regret, Amros the climber began to climb the tree ladder.
"Baby, do you want to keep fighting or go back?" Someone asked Lu Xiaofeng.
"Back. Call me to turn my face again! ”
"Ha Lu Ha, everyone go back!"
"Let's go, keep out."
Lu Xiaofeng's group rushed back, and the terminator chased the boss all the way to the top of the high tree.
At this time, the clouds were light and the wind was light, and Bai Yunfei said: "Lao Fei, you have made meritorious service!" ”
"You've got enough of you, old bastard, be careful to kick you out of the guild." Bai Yunfei, who was provoked, was annoyed and ashamed.
"Nima, you don't understand good words, do you?" Yun Danfeng cried lightly and laughed, "Didn't you find that the output of our guild went up immediately?" ”
Bai Yunfei immediately understood when he heard it, and his eyes lit up: No, as soon as the boss fell to the ground, and then ran to the tall tree, his guild had another period of time to output.
"Do it again?"
"!"
Bai Yunfei and Yun Danfeng discussed it lightly, and decided not to arrange this matter in the guild, there were spies in the guild, and they had long known that they could hide it a few times if they could hide it a few times - of course, this was for the sake of benefits, and this kind of thing would be immediately recognized if it was played again.
The burden of the task was handed over to Bai Yunfei again, because Yun Danfeng did not knock down the skill.
Bai Yunfei followed behind the boss with a full sense of mission, shouting loudly to the members to do their best.
Amros, the climber, managed to climb to the top of the tree, but this time he didn't stop, and as soon as he reached the predetermined position, he jumped to the tall tree where the Fruit Alliance was located.
But behind him was followed by a white cloud flying with bad water.
Bai Yunfei flew out of the cloud again.
The boss fell again.
Bai Yunfei burped again.
Most of the players in the Terminator Guild were collectively speechless again.
The players of the other two guilds burst into laughter again.
Lu Xiaofeng brought people over to grab the output again.
Several henchmen of the Terminator Guild had already been instructed by Yun Danfeng to rush under the tree as soon as possible.
The idol sent a big pineapple to slap the mouse and was furious, this Bai Yunfei actually played yin, and he played TMD twice in a row, and the most hateful thing was to deceive himself for the first time!
Yima secretly said Sure enough, Bai Yunfei seems to be reckless but delicate, how could he do such a stupid thing?
Hit the trick!
The presidents of the two guilds greeted loudly and led people to run under the tree, and if they stayed like this, the boss would definitely be played to death by the Terminator Guild, so how could they have their own share?
The idol faction big pineapple and Yima are depressed, and they have lost the opportunity! It's a bit hard to get back to the first output.
But they're not vegetarians either!
Yun Danfeng announced Bai Yunfei's plan in the guild, and the members suddenly realized, and immediately the public opinion of the guild channel changed greatly, and they began to be like a farts to Bai Yunfei, praising him as Zhuge Rebirth and Kong Ming's reincarnation.
"You scum know my wisdom?" Bai Yunfei, who was once "wronged", was triumphant, "Why don't you come and save your flying father?" ”
"Just say you can't boast, it's cheap again!"
"Who else in the club will ram the bull?"
"Me."
"Okay, the president has no use value."
……
Bai Yunfei was chatting with the members, when he saw a group of people rushing over, who was the leader in the leopard?
Nima, addicted to grabbing output?
Bai Yunfei knows the thoughts of these scattered people, typical eating in the bowl and looking at the pot, the wolf of the nightmare does not fight, and the light is worried about grabbing the output of others first! …,
Don't deceive people too much!
Lu Xiaofeng was the first to come over, saw Bai Yunfei at a glance, and smiled: "I've been waiting for you for a long time." ”
Bai Yunfei was as disgusted as eating a fly, and listening to what this guy said, it was as if he was shooting down the boss for him.
But on second thought, this is not the case, although he is only doing this for the guild members, but he can't stop these vultures from staring at this piece of meat.
What a shame! Bai Yunfei complained sullenly, he was so tired that he had made such a big sacrifice but took advantage of unrelated people, and no one could be happy.
But what can they be blamed for? There seems to be no excuse either: rob the boss? They don't seem to be able to rob the boss if they do this, and they can even say that they help people work, but they still don't have a salary. Grab the output? There's no way to blame this.,No one else grabs the drop to help people work for free.,Grabbing the output and brushing the high score is nothing out of the ordinary.。
Bai Yunfei swallowed back when the words came to his lips, obviously it was a good thing, why would he not be able to feel good when he was put on the leopard?
I was about to say something to him, but I almost blew up when I saw it.
This guy is enthusiastically greeting a group of casual players to output hard, as if inviting them to dinner.
Made, just leave yourself here? Don't save?
"Hey, Brother Leopard 999999999." Bai Yunfei shouted vigorously.
"Thanks to your patronage, the price of friends is 1Y."
"Still want to collect money?" Bai Yunfei shouted with wide eyes.
"Hurt feelings, didn't you?" Lu Xiaofeng said solemnly, "You can't go to heaven if you commit suicide, God can't forgive you if you commit suicide again and again, let alone me." ”
"Is it that serious?"
"Are you killing yourself to amuse me?"
“…… No. ”
"That's good. You didn't kill yourself to waste my time, did you? ”
“…… Of course not. ”
"Isn't this the end of it? Since it's not to make me happy, then I won't spend time playing with you. If you don't want to waste my time, I won't waste my time. ”
"Shouldn't friends help each other?" Bai Yunfei began to play the emotional card.
"How much of your suicide is helping me?"
"At least five points!" Bai Yunfei shouted firmly.
"Okay, I'll give you a 5% discount, the rules can't be abolished, let's mail it."
Depend on!
Speaking of which, you still have to pay, this professional gamer is too professional.
Bai Yunfei comforted himself: The sooner he stood up and output, the less chance the other two guilds would turn around. It's all about the big things!
Bai Yunfei mailed it, and Lu Xiaofeng came over to deliver gas very professionally.
"You're short on money?" Bai Yunfei, who had nothing to do, couldn't help but taunt, he held back his words for a long time, this guy even has to earn 50T, is he so tight-handed?
"Missing! One person earns money and two people spend, and soon they will have to raise a third one. Do you think I'm lacking? Lu Xiaofeng glanced at Ye Zhike and replied very affirmatively.
"Are you married and have children?" Bai Yunfei was shocked: "Hello uncle! ”
Bai Yunfei's mind instantly appeared in the mind of a middle-aged uncle with a scumbag and a sigh, squatting in front of the computer all day long and playing games, in order to support his family, he did everything to cheat and cheat in the game.
Bai Yunfei was in awe, he is really a model for my generation.
"......" Lu Xiaofeng was choked by Bai Yunfei for the first time and couldn't speak, and it was too desolate to be called uncle.
Although my uncle is my father's generation, I feel that the person who called me has taken advantage of it.
"Uncle, what do you think we should do next?" Bai Yunfei respectfully asked for advice, no wonder he was always deflated by the forest leopard before, it was really that this uncle was too experienced in struggle.
There is a saying that this uncle has done more obscene chores than he eats salt.
Age achievements are obscene, and the mentality of facing seniors must be modest.
"Lao Fei, the next step is to output well."
"Don't dare to call me Lao Fei, uncle, you should call me Xiao Fei." Bai Yunfei hurriedly humbled himself, what he said was true, but what he said was the same as not saying it, and he really won the essence of obscenity. …,
"And then?"
"And then?" Lu Xiaofeng is very strange, and then didn't he do it again just now?
"Then we'll go back and fight the Nightmare Wolf, and you continue to hit the boss, and the cycle continues."
"And then?"
"And then there's the third cycle."
Bai Yunfei wants to cry, the oil and water don't go in, uncle, the ability to pretend to be stupid is first-class, and he obviously understands what it means.
He decided to get straight to the point, the old fritter was too slippery, and he had to use a quick knife to chop:
"Uncle, how about we not play false? I've asked you for advice, do you have any constructive suggestions for our guild to successfully win the boss this time? ”
"I don't dare to talk about it constructively, I only have one sentence."
"How?"
"Keep the edge and keep up the good work."
“…… It seems to make a lot of sense. Bai Yunfei grimaced, "How do you do it?" ”
"You look at it! 88, it's time to go back and fight wolves. ”
……
A group of scattered people then went back to fight wolves, and they were angry:
"Ah Leopard, you saved him again, is there a mistake? You don't think about your own feelings, but also think about my feelings, okay? We're in this group! ”
"What enmity do you have against him?" Halo gossip.
"I also want to know Lu Dao, did he pry your corner? Took your sister? Lu Xiaofeng thought of the purpose of playing the game, and immediately made a bold guess.
"It's not that serious, it's just that he killed it once."
"I guessed wrong. You should have pried his corner? Took his sister, didn't she? ”
"I think Bai Yunfei did the right thing, it's less than one kill," Halo immediately disdained, "Ah Leopard, I propose to remove this bastard from our 'H Leopard Blow' group and restore the establishment of the 'H Leopard' group!" ”
"The name 'H Leopard Blow' is too!" Lu Xiaofeng protested, "I pass your proposal." ”
"There's no way to fire me!" Qianfu Bailian shouted, "Why is it not called 'H Leopard Love' combination?" ”
"It's already very reluctant to add the word 'blow', and if you add the word 'love', others will think it's a human beast." The taste of halo is very strong.
"Grope~ Please, is it okay for you to talk about such a disgusting topic on the team channel?" The casual players who were eavesdropping on the side were not calm, "It's too much to engage in the base, isn't the topic of man and beast too beyond the world?" ”
"Hey, this brother seems to have a different opinion?"
"You weren't talking about this in the first place! A crooked building can't be crooked like this! ”
"What did you talk about before?"
"How could I have been killed?" Chibuki and Hundred Love remembered.
"Why did you kill you?"
"How do I know the Tao for no reason! You should ask Bai Yunfei that guy! ”
"Okay, next time I will earn more money from him and avenge you."
"I just know that this guy is not so kind." Halo has a clever tone.
"It's shameless. Half of the money earned! "Qianfu Bailian also began to be shameless.
"The past is gone, and it's no fun to mention it again." Lu Xiaofeng is not a fuel-efficient lamp, "Look over there, Bai Yunfei is in trouble, this is our chance to make a fortune." ”