When the Knicks manager contacted Oden, he was selling his Portland home to an agent.

"It's a terrible feeling here, and I want to have a fresh start." Auden chatted with his agent. He had a grief-stricken experience here, jogging alone on the treadmill every day as his teammates finished their morning practice. In contrast, he would rather wave his hands at his teammates during a game or trash-talk at each other during an internal practice.

"Greg, know the way, it's a relief for both sides." Oden's agent, Mike Conley, was a good friend of his high school friends, and he knew that the Trail Blazers' top brass had waited for five years, just like the fans, only to be disappointed each time. NBA players eat youth, who can be willing to live another five years of youth? Gifted and gifted, they can't withstand the ravages of fate.

"Don't worry about Greg yet, at least there are teams in contact with us at the moment, such as the Pacers or something." Conley comforted Auden.

"The Pacers, this is a fat team, and of course if Larry Bird has been there, maybe there is hope. But do they need me? Auden asked hesitantly.

"Oh, they just said," Conley was studying the wording, when his phone rang suddenly.

"Hey, I'm Mike. Oh, you're Donnie Walsh? What do you say? Heal Auden's knee, and oh my God, April Fool's Day isn't here yet. What, you say it's the team doctor, Dr. Ainsworth-Allen, who said it? ”

Oden, who was on the side, snatched the phone and shouted inside without the slightest hesitation: "Where is the team?" I'll fly over now! ”——

When Wang Xiaomu first saw Oden, he thought his team had signed LeBron James.

"You're too similar to LeBron. I hope you can play as well as he does with the Knicks! Wang Xiaomu smiled and teased the serious Auden, after seeing that the other party still had no expression. Wang Xiaomu was surprised again and said to Ronaldo, who was waiting on the side: "Look at the joy and anger of others. If you go to the casino, you're going to lose your underwear. ”

Ronaldo cried and squeezed out a smile. There's no way to be a human being and the subordinates are so hard, knowing that it's not funny, but it must be squeezed out.

Fortunately, the team doctor's diagnosis came out at this time, which saved everyone, "At the moment, your most serious injury is the additional injury to the knee cartilage (arthroscopy) surgery. I have to say, this injury recovered, woo. Whining. ”

Before Swarth-Allen could say the next words, he was pushed into the diagnosis room by Wang Xiaomu covering his mouth.

"Allen, you have to believe in the energy of the great Chinese medicine practitioners, and I think his injury can make time for the second game against the Pacers." Wang Xiaomu wiped his hands and said unashamedly.

"Phew, how is that possible!" Alan even forgot to spit and exclaimed in surprise, "No matter how great the medical skill is, there must be a recovery cycle, even if his injury is 100% cured, the chance of recurrence in the future is very high." Actually, I personally don't approve of him continuing his basketball career, you are like Yao Ming. What a sound and ripe choice. ”

"Okay, Alan, I'll find you to sign it when the time comes, and I won't let you take responsibility, don't be such a mother-in-law." Wang Xiaomu has already made up his mind to see immediate results, otherwise his signing will be ridiculed for at least one season. This is a guy who is about to fade out of the NBA.

Seeing the future head coach walking out of the treatment room with a smile on the team doctor, Oden breathed lightly, slightly lonely, "It's okay, Mr. Wang, I can stand it, I have undergone 3 minimally invasive surgeries in 5 years and missed 338 games." ”

"Oh, no, no, I mean you don't have to stand up anymore, we're going to start treating you this afternoon, you're going to be examined by the team doctor tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow is the day you're going to fight." Wang Xiaomu folded his fingers and calculated.

Auden was obviously frightened by Wang Xiaomu's statement, "Are you sure you're talking about the day after tomorrow, not the year after tomorrow?" ”

"Good job, Oden. I hope you surprise me, you have a fighting heart. Wang Xiaomu patted Auden on the shoulder and left with 1 housekeeper, 4 female assistants and 8 bodyguards.

"Mike, do you think this is reliable?" Auden is clearly a bit of a pie-in-the-sky rush.

"Greg, if nothing else, just look at his momentum, I think we should believe him, 4 E cups, it's just too difficult." Mike Conley exclaimed.

After the team announced the signing of Oden, the media that followed the Knicks were stunned for a moment, and then followed by a long and stinking voice.

"Knicks management has a brain in the water!"

"The Knicks head coach is unknown."

"The Knicks team doctor should have his license revoked!"

Of course, the comments of netizens are quite objective, and everyone still fantasizes about the Knicks' dream lineup.

"Auden the Great + Boxing King + Little Overlord This kind of inside line is too ecstatic, and there is no cure. Of course, they must be in good health. At present, Xiao Si is obviously sleepwalking, and Oden is even driving drunk now. "Netizen" pick-up - private shooting naked" said frankly.

"Chandler + Little Overlord starts, Oden + Scola comes off the bench, and there are brothers-in-law, Jordan, Harrrelson, the Knicks' interior seems to be a little crowded, and the Knicks may work well if they open a high-pick draft collection store." Netizens "help you with a B" talked eloquently.

Of course, there are also fans who are more objective: "It is likely that the Knicks signed Oden's future, of course, they can wait, at least the regular season is worth the Knicks to squander." Besides, the current roster of the Knicks is fully capable of challenging the early stage of the playoffs, and what they lack is a championship temperament, which may be Wang Xiaomu's purpose. ”

As the head coach, Wang Xiaomu obviously won't let the fans or the media sarcastic, and he was surprised to find that there is mobile WiFi in his team, which is a luxury. As a result, Wang Xiaomu dismissed these sarcasms on his Twitter:

"I believe Oden is physically fit enough for him to play an NBA-intensity game, and I believe he will be the most solid cornerstone of the team. He will play in back-to-back games against the Pacers the day after tomorrow. ”

The Trail Blazers doctor was eating when he saw the tweet and he nearly crushed the fork in his hand. Annoyed, he immediately followed this tweet:

"Impossible, let alone a comeback, Oden's knee is worse than expected, and he can't even make an emergency stop now. This is definitely the biggest lie of 2012, more absurd than the lies of the end of the world. (To be continued......)