Chapter 142 [142] An incomprehensible slut cow

"Come on, half blood!" The βŠ™ cloth shoes of the White Day Gate scolded while carrying the monster: "Dog's day, this big bird blood is too thick, and only half of the blood has been beaten until now." ”

"Nonsense, don't you see that it has three bodies? If you have three small cocks, you're much fiercer than the average man! Bai Rimen βŠ™ Qingtian despised the mourning wood in the team, and asked again: "I have seen a lot of monsters with three heads in one body, and it is really rare to have a strange bird with one head and three bodies like the big owl. Brother Niu, you say, can this strange bird absorb the essence of the sun and the moon like in the mythological story and soar into a fairy? ”

Niu Chunjie asked rhetorically: "Qingtian, how can you be sure that it is female?" ”

Bai Rimen βŠ™ Qingtian said weakly: "What phoenixes, Qingluan, or whatnot, aren't they all transformed into beauties?" I thought that as long as it was a bird, it would become a woman after ascending. ”

"That's not necessarily, the golden-winged roc, the peacock, and the three-legged golden crow in the mythological story are all male. Bear child, don't be discouraged, although your theory is not very reliable, but I like your way of thinking......" Niu Chunjie shook his head and commented, and the whole big Confucian pointed out the student's style.

Bai Rimen βŠ™ Qingtian was encouraged, and he became even more energetic: "Then after this three-legged owl becomes a beauty, will it also have three bodies?" So, doesn't she have six Mimi? ”

"Stupid! As soon as you say that you have some potential, you say such stupid things that are not just brains. Niu Chunjie straightened his face again, and said sternly: "Use your brain to think about it, she doesn't just have six Mimi!" She also has three genitals, three chrysanthemums, and a six-petal big white ass! ”

"yes, why didn't I think of that?" The daytime gate βŠ™ sunny day were like an initiation, and I fell into contemplation.

"With your pig brain, can your IQ be comparable to that of Brother Niu? If you had Brother Niu's 1/10,000 purity index, you wouldn't be behind me! Bai RimenβŠ™ thought about it, just like the traitors around the emperor, he took the opportunity to suppress dissidents, and then flattered: "Brother Niu, you see the problem too far-reaching and too detailed, when will I have half of your skills?" ”

"Half of my power?" Niu Chunjie looked at Bai Rimen carefullyβŠ™ thought about it, and said with sympathy: "Think about it, it's not that my brother said you, your IQ is the same as Emperor Xing, and you have no hope in this life." However, I appreciate motivated young people, so if you have time, go to the stationmaster to help you make up for your brains. ”

As soon as he heard the word "stationmaster", Bai RimenβŠ™'s face turned green when he thought about it, and he trembled: "Brother Niu, don't, I am loyal to you, heaven and earth can be learned, don't let me go to the stationmaster!" ”

Niu Chunjie said unhappily: "You are prejudiced against the stationmaster, he is not as terrifying as you say." ”

Bai Rimen thought about it βŠ™ and said with a crying voice: "He's not terrifying? In the past, Emperor Xing went to the stationmaster to make up for his brain, but later he became mentally retarded, and he didn't believe in love anymore......"

"It's against you, do you want to disobey orders?" Niu Chunjie was angry, and said with a murderous face: "Is the stationmaster so perverted?" That's just the opinion of the worldly people about him, as a senior disciple of the White Sun Sect, do you dare to have a little ideological awareness? Don't say anything, I'll inform the stationmaster, tonight, you go to the stationmaster to make up for your brain! ”

Hearing this, Bai Rimen βŠ™ think about it, only to feel that it is dark in front of him.

Immediately after, his eyes went dark again.

Not only him, but also the βŠ™ cloth shoes of the White Sun Gate and the white day βŠ™ the White Sun Gate are also dark in front of him.

When the big owl's HP was hit to 30%, it finally came into play.

I saw that the three bodies of this strange bird trembled violently at the same time, and then hundreds of fiery red feathers on its body broke away from its body, and **** out from all directions like sharp arrows.

The position of the three animals in the White Sun Gate was just within the range of the feather arrows, and hundreds of feathers instantly output tons of damage, and the three of them only felt that it was dark in front of them, and they were killed in an instant.

It's the female player who is looking for a sister in the βŠ™ of Bairimen, she was originally a nurse of the Emei faction, she stood far away before, stuck in the distance to add blood, just out of the shooting range of the feather arrow, and escaped by luck.

"Ouch, who, who the threw banana peels?!"

Originally, Niu Chunjie also stood within the range of the feathered arrows, and if he was shot by the feathers, he would definitely die. The weird thing is that there is a banana peel on the ground in the woods somehow, and at the moment when the boss launches the ultimate, Niu Chunjie stepped on the banana peel, fell down, rolled on the ground a few times, and narrowly avoided the shooting of hundreds of feathers!

Niu Chunjie fell into a mess, got up from the ground in embarrassment, and pointed at the air is a stinking scolding.

"Brother, do you think this is his luck or strength?" Behind the rocks not far away, the lewd man with the "third brother kneading the futon" on his head looked shocked and asked the black fat man next to him.

"I don't know." Brother Ku was also a little surprised, staring at Niu Chunjie without blinking his eyes.

"What kind of quality, just littering in reality, and throwing banana peels in the game?" Niu Chunjie was still scolding, and said indignantly: "Don't let Lao Tzu know who threw it, otherwise I will definitely cut off his cock and stuff it into his ass!" ”

Saying that, the slut cow revealed a trace of rationality: "What if it was thrown by a girl?" No matter what, I misunderstand the confetti, the girl is useless, I found out, I have to beat her Mimi swollen! ”

Before the words fell, five men's men suddenly appeared in the woods.

The one who took the lead looked at the equipment on his body and saw that all the equipment was flashing with blue light, which was deliberately not hiding the attributes of the equipment, and deliberately exposed the light to stand on the street and play cool. His blue light meant that he was dressed in blue from head to toe. In the current environment, such players are rare, and there are few in the world.

This "blue-suited brother" is not hidden, and there are four big characters on his head: Flying Dragon is in the sky!

The four teammates around him also have the prefix "Flying Dragon", and the relationship between the five of them can be seen at a glance.

Different from the five people who were chatting while playing at the White Gate, the five people in the Feilong Studio were very much like professional players, and they started directly without saying a word, and the Feilong rushed over coquettishly in the sky to pull the hatred of the remnant blood bird, and a daddy followed to help take care of the meat shield.

The other three went towards the Bairimen βŠ™ looking for their sister, and destroyed the flowers with their hot hands.

The tactical intent of the Flying Dragon Studio is very clear, kill the nurse first, and then engage in cow purity!

Without the nurse and blood, Niu Pure will definitely fall into a desperate situation, even if the level is high, it will be the end of being rotated to death.

Suddenly, the figure flickered, and I saw Niu Chunjie stumbling to the side of the βŠ™ looking for sister in the white gate, and decisively turned on the whole attack mode...... Next, a tragedy that all witnesses couldn't understand happened, Bairimen βŠ™ Xunmei was already bloodied under the siege of the three people of Feilong Studio, and then Niu Chunjie rushed over and hung up his female teammate!

As a result, Niu Purity immediately became a red name.

killed his sister's teammates, the red-named Niu Chunjie not only did not feel guilty of missing, but stood in the hunting wind, and sighed in a tone that fulfilled the girl's wish: "Sister, don't worry about getting on the road, brother won't let others kill your ......"

Encountering such a strange situation, several people in the Feilong Studio were stunned for a moment.

The third brother behind the mountain stone was also stunned when he rubbed the futon, and wondered: "Brother, is that thing brainless?" This is 1V5, even I'm not sure, where does he get his confidence? Even if he kills his own people, he still wants to pit himself again? The penalty for the death of the red name is doubled, and the death is still a red name, and you have to brush hundreds of monsters to whitewash the name...... Could it be that he thinks that it is not enough for him to die once, and he wants to die several times? ”

Brother Ku was very calm, and said calmly: "If you can understand him, he won't be called a slut cow." ”

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