Chapter 667: Ah Fei's Women
I haven't read the book review area for a long time, who spread rumors that the author Jun is a woman? It's like the left-handed knife to think about women, and I want to go crazy, right-
"The Tale of the Red Tassel" -
The knife in his left hand talked about a bunch of his lonely and unbearable past, and everyone listened to it with amusement and sympathy. One of them suddenly said: "Brother Dao, with all due respect, in fact, I don't think you are out of love, you have nothing to do with Nan Feiyan at all, you just lack a woman." ”
Ah Fei's eyes lit up when he heard this opinion, and the others were also thoughtful, but the knife in his left hand shook his head and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!" ”
The man laughed, "Isn't it? Brother Dao, you just want to find a woman to alleviate your loneliness now. Does it matter who this woman is? South Swift, North Swift, or Cuihua, Xiaofang or something. I think as long as it's a woman...... Oh, I was wrong, as long as it's the right woman for you, Brother Dao. ”
Everyone was justified when they heard it, and Ah Fei also patted the shoulder of the knife in his left hand and said: "This brother is right, it's just because you know too few women, you Dali Immeasurable Sect is just you and Nan Feiyan, and you usually see each other a lot, so you can only pay attention to her." Usually on the rivers and lakes, you are also busy with gang affairs, and you are also unapologetic to other girls, so ah, you are a typical example of hanging from a tree. That Nan Feiyan is not your cup of tea at all, you are just mourning your loneliness. ”
The left-handed knife was stunned, and burped: "What can I do?" ”
"yes, that's a lot easier!" , Ah Fei said happily, "If it's not because of Nan Feiyan at all, then don't worry about Nan Feiyan, you go to find other girls after you wake up, there are few two-legged Nan Feiyan and three-legged toads on the rivers and lakes...... Two-legged girls are everywhere! ”
Several other people were almost amused by Ah Fei's analogy, and the knife in their left hand was stunned for a moment. In his mind, he remembered the past things he had with Nan Feiyan, and his heart was even more troubled.
"Nan Feiyan is actually very good...... You don't even know! But I understand what you said, Nan Feiyan and I are so familiar with each other, and I still use so much thought to no avail. If it's a girl I don't know......" The knife in his left hand said this, his expression became even more bitter, and he leaned on the table and patted his head, "Do I know other girls?" Failure, what a failure! You say I'm not a failure. ”
Everyone hurriedly gave a negative answer, but the left-handed knife didn't think so, he felt that he was simply useless, because he suddenly found out. He didn't know any other girls except Nan Feiyan, let alone how to talk to other girls, Nan Feiyan was the person he was most familiar with, but he still failed in a daze. Ah Fei originally wanted to enlighten him not to hang himself on a tree, but the knife in his left hand found that he couldn't even find the hanging tree, so he wanted to die.
Withdrawn people are easy to drill the horns, Ah Fei is the first time to understand it, he sighed and said: "Left-handed knife, it is much easier to find the root of the problem." There are so many girls in the game. You can find another suitable one! At least I don't have to be sad for Nan Feiyan today. ”
"That's right! Brother Dao, you are now a celebrity in the rivers and lakes, I don't know how many girls in the rivers and lakes admire you, just go out and walk around." Everyone also persuaded together.
"It's light, how do you find it?" , the knife in his left hand looked at everyone drunkenly and hazy.
Everyone was speechless and looked at each other for a while. One of them said, "This ...... Brother Dao, we don't have any experience, and you know that my brothers are all single! ”
The knife in his left hand was even more painful when he heard it. If you take your head, you will hit the table. Everyone was in a hurry, and hurriedly grabbed him, and at this time, one of them suddenly pointed at Ah Fei and said, "Isn't this Brother Fei here?" The legends on the rivers and lakes, the girls around them are all in the sea! ”
Ah Fei was stunned for a moment and said, "What sea has gone?" Without waiting for the man to speak, the knife in his left hand seemed to suddenly realize: "Yes, yes, the sea is gone, Ah Fei, there are a lot of girls around you, you teach me, how did you do it?" ”
Ah Fei spread his hands and said dumbfounded: "What nonsense, I'm a yellow flower boy like you." ”
The four of them were stunned and speechless, but the knife in their left hand was tightly holding Ah Fei's hand, and he waved it vigorously: "Don't interrupt, I know all the girls next to you!" The fox is right, Baili Bing is right, and the little Lori called Qiu Fengyu, you also know a lot of girls from the Emei faction...... How did you do it, it's all knowledge! ”
Ah Fei reluctantly pulled away his enthusiastic hand and said, "Who are you listening to?" I don't have anything to do with them, they're just ordinary friends, just like you and me. The left-handed knife Wu said in disbelief: "Nonsense, it is rumored in the rivers and lakes that you and many people are not clear." Let's just say the fox...... I remember that she was killed by you once, and instead of holding a grudge, they betrayed Huashan and ran to your sect. Isn't that interesting? ”
Ah Fei's head was big for a while, and he said, "I don't know the reason, but I know that she is not interesting to me." She may just be taking the opportunity to break away from the Huashan faction. You didn't see that we don't usually see each other. ”
"Modesty!" , The knife in his left hand staggered to his feet, and he stretched out his hand and pointed to the sky, "There is also the autumn wind and rain of the Huashan faction, the one who follows your ass every day." ”
Ah Fei stretched out his hand and pulled his fingers down, and said, "That's my sister, the kind that is closer than my sister." Don't say it so dirty! ”
"Damn, it's closer than my sister, isn't that my wife", after getting drunk with the knife in his left hand, he spoke a little sharp, Ah Fei shook his head when he heard it, but he didn't bother with him when he was drunk. The knife in his left hand continued: "What about the Emei faction's Baili Bing!" I heard that I've been following you in and out of the right pair lately, if it weren't for the interest to you, people would do it? ”
Ah Fei shook his head and said, "It's all some coincidence, and you don't understand it." As soon as he said this, he noticed that the face of the knife in his left hand had become ugly again, so he quickly added: "I'm not shirking, in fact, I don't understand it like you." But don't worry, I don't understand, but I know people who do. You know the sunset of Neptune, my friend! ”
The knife in his left hand was stunned for a moment and nodded.
Ah Fei continued: "He is an expert in picking up girls, but he is awesome, we grew up together from childhood to adulthood, as long as there is no girl around him who has not been soaked by him." I'll take you to him. Think about it, with your fame in the rivers and lakes, coupled with his ability to pick up girls, wouldn't it be easy to find a girl who can alleviate your loneliness? Besides, isn't there still a trench coat? Professional pimping ...... No, professional matchmakers, let alone players, even NPC business. This little thing of yours seems to her to be too childish, with these people, is there anything wrong with your life's events? ”
“…… I'm not looking for someone to marry. Don't say it so strictly", although the left-handed knife was drunk, it was still a little sensible.
"You can say anything! Old knife", Ah Fei patted him on the shoulder and pressed him back to his seat, "You have a good relationship with the Emei faction, now that you have put down the affairs of the sect, you will spend more time going to Emei, and there is not much else to walk Yanyan, and the girl is a lot." I'm afraid you'll see your eyes......"
The left-handed knife only listened in a daze. My brain is already a little out of the way. But Ah Fei flickered for a while, he forgot to cry out for heartache, and just said a bunch of things randomly, such as how brave he was in the face of the masked guest in the mission of the Emei faction. How did he go head-to-head with the Great Sword God and the Dragon in the Clouds, etc., as for the relationship with Nan Feiyan's senior brothers and sisters, they also said a lot, but everyone felt that it was just the left-handed knife that was self-inflicted. However, in order to appease her, the others quickly slapped their asses when they saw this. The knife in his left hand was messing around for a while, and finally fell asleep on the table under the dual effects of exhaustion and alcohol.
Ah Fei was also relieved. The left-handed knife is actually a very simple person, and the circle of life is simple. The personality is simple, and the work is also very simple. The more this is the case, the more he does not have many choices like those who have complex social relationships. This kind of person often can't go one way, and he will feel like something is wrong in life. Ah Fei feels that he is actually such a person, but his personality is more cheerful than that of his left-handed knife, at least he doesn't think about nonsense like "finding a wife in the game".
In his opinion, the girls in the game are very rare, and not every single girl is beautiful and gentle, and a large part of them are brought in by their husbands or boyfriends, so the probability of finding a suitable one is too low. What's more, Ah Fei has always adhered to the concept that girls who play games are not good girls, boys can be said to come to entertain life, and girls come to play games...... Ah Fei feels that he is not doing his job, except of course for the girl who focuses on shopping and food shopping in the game.
But in any case, the left-handed knife is his friend, and Ah Fei always feels that he should do something to help him.
The knife in his left hand fell asleep, and soon he snored like thunder, and several other people also showed tired looks. Two people stood up and wanted to say goodbye, but Ah Fei suddenly beckoned and motioned for everyone to sit down. The four people looked at Ah Fei and didn't know why, but Ah Fei sighed and said: "I have something to say but this sentence is not very polite, if you are all friends of the left-handed knife, you can ignore my words, just as I am talking nonsense." ”
"Brother Fei is polite, if you have something to say, it doesn't hurt to say it", the four of them all arched their hands.
Ah Fei nodded and said, "Then I'll be rude." I want to ask, among the four of you, who is the person of the Great Sword God? ”
As soon as these words came out, the faces of the four people were surprised, and after a while, someone said slowly: "Brother Fei's words, we don't understand ......"
Ah Fei smiled: "I also sue in advance, if you are really friends with the left-handed knife, this sentence will be all my fart." However, if any of you are a person sent by the Great Sword God, I would like to leave one sentence behind, today's matter is a gang fight, and you have completed the task by flickering the left-handed knife out of the Feiyan Forest, and I shouldn't care about this matter either. If you leave now, I will not be guilty of the past. But after today, if I find that there are still people who are still around him and continue to ambush and design him, then my hard-working Ah Fei will be sorry. You also know my methods, if I want to find out the identity of a person, it should be easy, and there is a way to make him worse than dead...... I'm such a fool, everyone understands it! ”
All four of them had changed their faces, and some of them had even turned very pale. Ah Fei didn't say much, just picked up the teapot and poured himself a cup of tea. After a while, the four people still didn't move, but Ah Fei said lightly: "I won't wait too long, there is only one chance." I'll wait for this cup of tea......"
As soon as the words fell, the three of them stood up and arched their hands towards Ah Fei, "I'm sorry, we are just entrusted by others." ”
Ah Fei waved his hand and said, "Get out, I'll do what I say." ”
The four of them were pardoned, and they went away one by one. Ah Fei looked at the empty table, and then looked at the left-handed knife that was sleeping at the desk, and sighed involuntarily. But he didn't expect that there would be one person left, Ah Fei looked at him, that person also looked at Ah Fei, just when Ah Fei was about to speak, the man suddenly said: "I was not sent by the Great Sword God." ”
"You're a true friend!" , Ah Fei said.
Unexpectedly, the man also shook his head and said, "I am the person of the Feiyan Gang Leader." ”
Ah Fei was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then his face became gloomy: "What do you mean, the Feiyan gang leader also sent someone to spy on him?! (To be continued......)