"What if Amira comes?"

"Cold salad."

"You think she'll chop you up and eat it as a condiment? Yes, why don't you ask her to share a bowl with me?"

When it comes to Amira, the dead cat pretends not to understand my slang, but how can the idea of the soul link be skewed because of the language, it is just a malicious mockery.

For Amira, my feelings are very complicated, after all, she was good to me back then, and then I cheated her, and this life reunited in the Northland, she helped me from the past and solved the food problem in the Northland, which is at least two adult favors, plus the third time she was pitted in the earth element, so that her reputation was damaged, and I owe her again.

I'm not a good person, and Amira is definitely not a good person, but at least she's not a bastard, and it's too much for others to be kind to you, and it's too much for you to take revenge or something, so when Amira "forced marriage" in order to save her reputation, I couldn't deal with it, if I didn't think that Eliza really couldn't explain, I'm afraid I would have agreed to it.

In fact, I seem to have ended my single life a long time ago, and Emira is actually not bad, and I owe her a lot, and I also know that she seems to have a good impression of me beyond that between teachers and students, and it is not bad to have a nominal marriage relationship, well, I definitely don't have the luck of making a fake come true and mixing a daughter-in-law, but I don't know why, I always feel that something is wrong there.

"That's what you think? I actually thought you had progress, and your head was gnawed by a dog? Oh, you're amnesia again? Or is it so malicious and full of selective amnesia? 'Great' goddess of order, are you sure you didn't do anything? How he always forgets jì key. ”

[He himself is incurable, what does it matter to me. Besides. The stuff in his head. Except for how to trick people with bad ideas. There's nothing uncritical. Rong Zhen is hard to find something that is not critical, and I am afraid that he can only start from his private life. 】

I still remember when I mentioned Amira and felt like I owed a lot of money, the dead cat looked at me with disdain, and the system sneered at me.

"Ahem, I look like a negative man, but I'm actually old. It's also time to find a wife, and it's time for the Lan family to have a new heir. Over the years, the conditions for marriage have gradually declined, but in fact, the requirements for female partners are not high. ”

"Tell me?"

Heloise was surprised that this guy was really on.

"I'm actually a traditional man, so I like the other half to be a little more traditional, she doesn't need to be good-looking, she doesn't need to be strong, it's better to be a traditional little woman, gentle, kind, family-oriented, can cook, can be coquettish, it doesn't matter if you're stupid. Would hand me a cup of tea when I was tired and be able to understand my goals a little. Knowing my hard work, I will gently say 'welcome back' to me when I come home from work, and I am very satisfied."

Well, I was happy to say it, the more I talked, the more excited I became, but when I thought of the cruel truth, I suddenly found that the more I talked, the more boring it became, it seems that the women around me are in good condition in all aspects, but they are tough. and the force value are a little too high, cough cough, there are not many people who qualify.

"I have sympathy for Eliza, who went in the wrong direction from the start. This man doesn't need a comrade-in-arms standing on the sidelines, but just a little woman like a confidant sister. ”

[Actually, she can wait, a man's mate selection criteria are not fixed, in a sense, he is probably a primary school student in love now, and he can understand that he has excessive expectations for the future, but as time goes by, the cruel reality will hit him hard. 】

"For example?"

[Princesses are sloppy ghosts who can't clean their own houses, toned female knights smile sweetly but their heads are empty, three faceless paralysis looks cute but it's cold and boring at home, dragon sister paper looks cute but be careful that its real body can use you for lunch, it won't take long to slide from "a good figure, good looks, a well-read, well-informed and understanding black straight long soft girl" to "sister" and even "it looks like a girl is enough". By the way, in fact, Kolos fully meets all your conditions, except that she seems to be a sister, but in essence she is still a sister, what are you hesitating about, you can rely on the identity of the old boss, she in the secret room, Uniqlo her! 】

"Next time you hit me, can you not say it to your face! And what the hell is she in Uniqlo! How many times have I said that the guy is a guy at least in the past, um. Although I am indeed an honorary member of the Kloss Fans Troupe, I am absolutely not impressed, nor do I consider whether such offspring is psychologically and physically healthy! I'm not a pervert! No guessing! Also, how are you also a goddess, can you be a little disciplined! ”

【Temperance?】 I have long been mentally polluted by you. 】

I remember that I was still spitting the lower limit of the system getting lower and lower, but the dead cat was inexplicably very frustrated.

"Don't worry, I don't have the heart to hit you, losing to a man in feminine charm still hurts my self-esteem"

[Do you want to look at the similarity ranking between the sensitivity and the ideal object of this stupid person?] The number one one is that Kloss, it's ruthless. Again, your ranking is actually very high, unexpectedly high]

"Shut up, or I'll die with you!"

[Together? Hehe? Try? Aren't you afraid that I'll sing the little apple in your head? 】

"I'm going to read the Jiji magazine, muscular man no, this trick doesn't work for you anymore, I'm going to read the propaganda materials and training manuals of the Sorrowful Wind God Cult!"

【】

When I finally shut up the system, I felt like something very important was missing somehow.

Moral? It doesn't matter if you can't eat it, it's probably more important to be a normal moral person's instinctive defense against some anti-human behavior

Well, that's right, Sadwind and his followers are dangerous, considering the genital septum. The resulting population decline has long met the standard of anti-human and anti-society

What? That man has broken through the life of different species. Colonization. Leave? Randomly creating all kinds of strange hybrid creatures, that's not anti-human and anti-social, that's anti-Ash, it's just the public enemy of all planes! In fact, he has already entered the top ten of the natural disaster list and is wanted by all countries and gods! This is already the treatment of the public enemies of all planes!

Ahem, this more and more "man whose name can't be mentioned" flavor of the storage zài is still put first, for Amira, I have a very complicated mood.

I feel that I owe her a lot, but if I really talk about marriage, I always feel that something is missing, maybe I still have to run when we meet.

But at this time, I was a little inexplicably happy to see the green shadow of the towering trees that were smiling sweetly, but behind them, countless vines turned into thorn forests, and towering trees wrapped in black qi rose from the ground.

"Seeing her at this time, it's really reliable! HELP！ Come and save me! ”

The earth was still shaking violently, and the surrounding magic elements were spontaneously dispersed, although it did not reach the magic vacuum after the real forbidden spell, but the large-scale magic fluctuations made it impossible to cast spells.

On the other side, a familiar pale figure hovers in the air, a death roar full of anger and murderous intent that sends the living straight into death, the prerogative of death chanters and the most headache-inducing natural ability of ghostly necromantic creatures.

"What's more of a headache than an undead emperor is the undead emperor who can't be blown up by a nuclear bomb, and she was still violently attacked by a nuclear bomb!"

"Also, you threw this nuclear bomb."

I don't know how that female ghost escaped from that terrible explosion, but just those energy storms gathered from the sky let me know that Heng is very angry and the question is very strict, this time the fun is really big, fortunately our reinforcements have arrived Wait, Amira, is your vine attack in the wrong direction, why are you coming at me! We belong to one country! (To be continued......)