There are many, many little goblins 62, Grandma, the main god is easy to overthrow
Shao Fan, who was in other places, was forced to go home because of Shao's mother's life-threatening serial calls.
"It's okay, although Ye Mingyang's favorite figure didn't buy it, but I bought the dim sum he liked." Shao Fan took his luggage and walked home, rippling like that. Shao Fan opened the door with the key, carefully placed the snack box on the wardrobe before pushing the suitcase in. I took out my phone and made a call, but I hung up when no one answered.
"My son is back." Shao's mother walked over with a smile and took Shao Fan's hand. "Mom, you're dark." Shao Fan's poisonous tongue is a bit tanned by the sun. "Yes, son!" Shao's mother pinched Shao Fan's hand. "We're in vain!" Father Shao stepped forward and slapped Shao Fan in the back.
"Ah, Dad, you're hitting me again." Shao Fan suspected that his father had practiced iron sand palms. "So what are you doing?" Shao's mother was instantly distressed. "Mom! Still hello. Shao Fan cried and wanted to hug Shao's mother. So hard husband, do your hands hurt? Shao's mother looked at her husband's hand. Sort of, rub it for me. Father Shao smirked and stretched out his hand.
"You actually abuse dogs!" Shao Fan sat on the sofa and looked at his parents indifferently. "You're abusing us too!" Father Shao also sat next to him indifferently. "Son, do you want to be in love sweetly?" Shao's mother sat to Shao Fan's left. "You have a conspiracy." Shao Fan looked at his parents who were surrounding him on the left and right.
"Here's the thing." Shao's mother peeled oranges for Shao Fan and told Shao Fan in a eloquent manner. "I don't listen, I don't listen." Shao Fan's intuition told him that there must be nothing good about him, and he stretched out his hand to cover his ears. "Ahem." The taekwondo coach's dad gears up. "Mom, you say, I'll listen to you." Shao Fan put his ear close to Shao's father and Shao's mother. "Haha, don't make a fuss about serious things." Shao's father and Shao's mother were amused by their son.
"When we were traveling, your mother met her old classmate, chatted and talked about you, an older man, a young man, an old leftover man, not in love yet. Then your mother and her classmates said that they also have a single child in their family, and we decided to let you meet each other and have a meal. Shao's father said as if the old cadre had spoken. "γγγγγγ" There are too many key points in this passage, and Shao Fan can't digest them in a short time. "You change your clothes and pack up, and we'll meet them later." Shao's mother looked at Shao Fan, who was motionless, and gave an order.
Ye Mingyang slept dimly at home, and he didn't hear more than 30 missed phone calls. The ringtone of the mobile phone is super loud and the DJ doesn't hear it, and the thunder can't move and sleep like a hung up hamster.
"Husband, has my son encountered an accident!" Mother Ye put on lipstick while giving Ye Mingyang a series of life-threatening calls. "What do you think of the two-child policy, wife!" Father Ye put down the hair dryer that blew his wife's hair. "Why don't we go to my son's house!" Mother Ye only has her son in her heart at this moment. "He's so old, he must have fallen asleep and didn't hear his phone ring." Father Ye understands his son very well.
"Mom, what kind of trouble are you making so many phone calls!" Ye Mingyang's voice came out of his mobile phone. "Baby son, mom is back from a trip, go home for dinner." Mother Ye's beautiful voice came from the phone.
"Mom, is there something wrong with you?" Ye Mingyang sat on the bed and inexplicably sniffed out the smell of conspiracy. "Son, mom is fine, it's just that a new restaurant near our house tastes very good, mom wants to take you to taste it." Mother Ye, who can't lie, talks a lot as soon as she speaks. "Mom, I can't come back from out of town." Ye Mingyang affirmed that his mother must have a conspiracy.
"Mom has something to do with you, you come back to me stinky boy." Mother Ye's face changes faster than flipping through a book. "Mom, Mom, are you there? I can't hear it, there's no signal~~" Ye Mingyang hung up the phone intermittently. "No signal?" Mother Ye was puzzled, and then called again. "Hello, the phone you are calling is turned offγγγγγ" "Ahh This dead child! "Mother Ye broke off a poplar forest lipstick." Ahhhhhh "My wife is a little restless, I will buy lipstick, and I will catch my son." Father Ye fled with his clothes.
"Mom, why should I go on a blind date?" Shao Fan is still arguing with his mother and father at home. "Because γγγγγ" Mother Shao was about to shed tears as she spoke. "Your mother and I hurt you the most, and you are the one who worries you the most, and we are not young... Father Shao lowered his head as he spoke. "Mom and Dad, it's me who is not good, I am too busy to take care of my brother." The elder brother of the Shao family also plays a lot. "Brother, where did you come from! What a fuss you guys have! Shao Fan looked at the three people sitting together.
"We're here for your good." Three people sobbed. "I γγγγγ" Shao Fan was speechless and went back to the room to change clothes. "The three of them work together, and their profits are gold. Three stinkers top one Zhuge Liang, yes! "Shao's father, Shao's mother, Shao's brother, cheered and gestured. "γγγγγγ" Shao Fan, who heard it clearly in the room, pulled down the buttons of his shirt with a black line on his face. I put my shirt on and made a phone call, but I was on the phone, and then it turned off. Shao Fan was even more depressed.
"Son open the door." Father Ye banged on Ye Mingyang's door. "I know you're at home, open the door son." "Your mother didn't come, but your father came alone." "Good son, Dad brought something delicious." Father Ye banged on the door of Ye Mingyang's house. "No one is home." Ye Mingyang behind the door mirror muttered quietly, looking for his mother to stare at the puffs and other snacks in Ye's father's hand and swallow saliva. "No one is home, I'm leaving." Father Ye turned around with a smile. "Leave your puffs!" Ye Mingyang opened the door and rushed out. "Hey, good son." Father Ye went in with his things.
"Hmph." Ye Mingyang snatched the puff over and sat on the sofa to unpack the box. "After eating, go home with Dad." Father Ye gave Ye Mingyang milk tea, inserted a straw and handed it to Ye Mingyang. "From the truth, what conspiracy do you have!" Ye Mingyang looked at Father Ye with sharp eyes. "Your mom asked you to go on a blind date." Father Ye bowed to his son's eyes. "Ahh Outrageous. Ye Mingyang choked on milk tea. Son. Father Ye patted Ye Mingyang on the back.
"I don't listen, I don't listen!" Ye Mingyang covered his ears. "Your mother sent me, and I don't dare to disobey." Daddy Ye shrugged. "Daddy! Dad, I like Shao Fan, I haven't confessed to him yet, I don't want to go on a blind date. "Ye Mingyang is pitiful and coquettish with Father Ye." Son, if you don't do this, I'll have a hard time. "Dad Ye doesn't look at Ye Mingyang." Whining. Ye Mingyang lowered his head and cried, his little shoulders shaking. Son, let's turn off our phones. The father and son of the Ye family silently took out their mobile phones.
Mother Ye took the new color lipstick and put on her lips, and took out her mobile phone to call Father Ye. "Toot toot." "Hey, I can't get through." "Hello, the phone you made is turned off!" A voice came from the phone. "Ahh This pair of dead father and son. "Mother Ye exploded on the spot, and the lipstick Jun was broken again." Look at how I clean you up when you come back. Mother Ye took her bag, put on high heels, and drove to the restaurant by herself.
"Mom, I must wear a tie!" Shao Fan tugged at his tie, and his brother tied it a little tightly. "Be polite when you see uncles and aunts, don't be so silent and don't talk so much, like a stupid son of a landlord's family. At first glance, it's a dick that no one wants, showing the photographer's artistic style. "Shao's mother and Shao Fan are chattering." Shao Fan didn't want to speak. "There's nothing wrong with listening to your mother!" Shao's father, who was driving, must have his wife.
"The stupid son of the landlord's family haha." Brother Shao laughed mercilessly. "You're the boss, what are you doing with you!" Shao Fan looked at the co-pilot's brother. "Brother has your back." Brother Shao learned Shao Fan to pull his tie. "The last time you drank two bottles of liquor with your dad at home, I want to tell my sister-in-law and beautiful mother." Shao Fan sat down obediently. "You two wait." Mother Shao leaned forward and slapped Brother Shao. Ye Mingyang's heart was in a mess, and his heart was all about Ye Mingyang. Why didn't Ye Mingyang answer the phone, the mobile phone kept being unreachable and turned off.
Shao Fan frowned tightly, and the mobile phone in his hand was not put down. I like Ye Mingyang, I don't have any expectations for blind dates, and I even hate them. Parents said that they should find someone because they are not small, and Ye Mingyang is in front of them. I like Ye Mingyang, what about Ye Mingyang? Do you like yourself? Ye Mingyang should have a good impression of himself. Who does he miss on Weibo? I am obsessed with the voice of Shang Jingge, and in reality, listening to Ye Mingyang speak is even more enjoyable. Shao Fan felt that his mood was extremely bad. Brother Shao and Mother Shao both looked at Shao Fan, who was frowning, and then looked at each other. The atmosphere in the car became eerie.
"My wife is so beautiful." The atmosphere in the other car was not very good either. "You dare to come back?" Mother Ye drove the car and talked to Father Ye coldly. "I bought my wife poplar lipstick!" Daddy Ye took out a big bag. "Where's Ye Mingyang!" Mother Ye is very backbone. "He, he, our son is not feeling well." Father Ye couldn't lie to his wife at all. "Fainted and fell down the stairs with another cold? Or can't get out of bed after eating a bad stomach? Still have a stomachacheγγγγγ Mother Ye's eyes were sharp. Wife, I was wrong, Ye Mingyang didn't come! "Father Ye interrupted his wife's words." Let's talk about it when we get home. "Mother Ye is as cold as ice.
The four members of the Shao family arrived first, and then came to the big restaurant, Shao's mother nagged, Shao's father echoed it, and Brother Shao laughed mercilessly. Shao Fan could only bow his head to the bigwigs, trembling.
"Blue Heart." Mother Ye walked into the private room. "Xiaowei, you're here!" Shao's mother glanced at Shao Fan with a smile. "Hello Auntie." Shao Fan bowed. "You are Aunt Chen Wei, your mother's classmate! It's beautiful. Brother Shao bowed. Hello, I'm Shao Jiayi. "Dad Shao and Daddy Ye say hello." I'm Ye Jin. Father Ye shook hands with Father Shao. Shao Fan looked at Father Ye and smiled, feeling that it looked familiar, and he didn't know why.
The farthest distance may be that your father-in-law and mother-in-law are sitting next to you, but you are stupid and unaware of calling your aunt. The farthest distance is when your blind date is your crush, and you are stupid enough to sleep at home. Blind date 1.0 Ye Mingyang and Shao Fan missed it perfectly, and failed to hold hands. No, let alone holding hands, there is no blind date at all.
"Huh? Xiaowei, where are your children? "Mother Shao looked at Mother Ye." Our son went on a business trip to other provinces today, Lan Xin, I'm sorry. "Mother Ye is in my heart, Ye Mingyang and Father Ye have fought a hundred times." It's okay, it's okay, we have time! I haven't seen you in so long, and I had a good meal today. Shao's mother silently affirmed in her heart that she had never met the son of the Ye family, her good friend and his husband were so good-looking and excellent, the child must not be bad.
"Look at how good you are, the two sons are well-behaved, sensible and excellent, that stinky boy in our family." Mother Ye looked at Shao Fan. "Shao Fan came over and talked to your Aunt Chen Wei." Shao's mother called Shao Fan over. Father Ye heard Shao Fan's words and looked at Shao Fan carefully. "Hello Auntie." Shao Fan sat beside Mother Ye. "How nice this young man is, and how good-looking the big guy is." Mother Ye looked at Shao Fan enthusiastically. "Auntie, you look like an eighteen-year-old girl." Shao Fan chuckled and was greasy and greasy. "Oh Lanxin, your son is really good at talking, I like it." Mother Ye smiled. "My son is very helpful except for love problems." Shao's mother is very satisfied with her son's performance.
"Lao Ye, what is your son doing?" Father Shao and Father Ye had already started drinking. "Our family Ye Mingyang is dubbing, and he is still a singer." Daddy Ye and Daddy Shao clink glasses. "Uncle, our little sail has a little personality, please bear with me." Brother Shao poured wine for Father Ye. Ye Mingyang? Shao Fan unconsciously read out these three words when he heard them, and the chopsticks in his hand fell on the table without holding them steady. Everyone's eyes fell on Shao Fan.