114 less nv and xiǎo fart kid's little bit of

"Now, now, it's definitely hopeless." In the mountains, by a river more than twenty meters wide, a young man dressed in white turned his back to the river, holding his long hair with his hands and his head, squatting on the ground, thinking infinitely desolately. "There is only such a xiǎo child nearby, or the kind that has not grown up in máo, and he alone will definitely not be able to defeat that group of hooligans...... Ah, what to do, how to do it......"

"Xiǎo guy, what's your name?" Behind Shao NV, a teenage kid was confronting four eighteen- and nineteen-year-old men, one of whom was a man with an evil face, and said fiercely.

"I, Qin Xiǎo Bao, why do I want to tell you who I am?" Xiǎo fart child's words were loud and clear.

"......" squatted on the ground with his back to them, and the young NV was speechless.

Listening to this name, you will know that the xiǎo fart child of 龗道 is indeed worthy of being called "xiǎo fart child". And listening to what he just said, it will be even more genuine "xiǎo fart child".

If it is fake, it will be replaced.

"Ha Lu Ha ......" At the same time, the men A, B, C and D had already looked up to the sky and laughed in unison.

Their ideas and less NV are surprisingly consistent

"......" xiǎo fart children still don't know what they are doing suddenly laughing so arrogantly and glaring angrily.

"Ahh......h That xiǎo child, máo has not grown up yet, and will definitely be easily defeated by them, "Shao NV has long dared not face those evil-looking men, and turned his back to them in fear, holding his head, as if he didn't see or hear them, they wouldn't exist - but at the same time, no matter how she "covered her ears and stole the bell", she still couldn't ignore the people behind her, and thought quickly and faintly in her heart, "The wilderness, there is no way to avoid it, and I can't run away from them—and then I will definitely be caught by them, And then ...... Ahh......h Like that...... Ahh

In front of the eyes of the young nv, some yellow sè shots that I had seen by chance had begun to emerge

"So you're thinking too much" If Xiao Ye was present and knew what was happening in front of him at this time, he would definitely sigh like this - the imagination of the nv people is really too crazy.

And behind the scenes, after a few words of evil words with the xiǎo fart child Qin xiǎo Bao, and the words were not speculative, he had immediately shown the men's true sè, and they began to fight very simply and decisively.

"Ahhh......h

The sound of the children in pain and the voices of the men in pain were mixed together and kept coming.

"Then the xiǎo fart boy can't beat them, and soon he will run away...... Oh no, he'll even turn against me and help the wicked people catch me together, and he'll ...... Oh-NO" The young nv continued to speculate infinitely desolately, "So in this way, after being done by them in this (imaginary) and that (continue to imagine) all kinds of inappropriate things, I was tragically poisoned by them, and died tragically by this river, I did not blink my eyes, and my soul did not want to disperse, so I became a well-known nv ghost by this river...... Ahh......h How can this be"

Less NV imagination, infinite unfolding.

Wider than the ocean is the sky, wider than the sky is the human xiōng huai, and what is wider than the ordinary human xiōng is less nv imagination.

If Shirai Kuroko is possessed by this young NV and learns about the conjectures of all kinds of perverts at this time, she will definitely sigh to herself and leave in shame.

And the battle behind the less NV seems to be getting more and more intense.

But no matter how Jīlie's battle is, for Shao Nv, there is no difference. The process doesn't matter anymore, what matters is the result, and the result is that the xiǎo fart child will definitely lose, and even help the wicked, and then she herself-

"Pity me Chen Xiaomeng's heart is higher than the sky, his life is cheaper than paper, he is overwhelmed by the city and the country, but his face is thin, once he entered the mountains to find fragrance, he actually met the wolf in the mountains, drew a picture of the provincial knowledge chūn wind face, and returned to the moon night soul in the air, and even more pitiful He has not yet had time to honor his parents, give birth to children, and ...... "The battle is becoming more and more intense, but for the young NV who has been quickly immersed in the infinite imagination, the voice behind it is getting weaker and weaker, "There was once a good opportunity to stay at home, but I didn't cherish it, and when I ran out, When I want to die here in infinite misery, I regret it, there is nothing more painful in the world than this, if God can give me another chance, I will definitely - ...... Stay at home ......"

"Never again...... Don't run into this wilderness again, and then be humiliated by a few wicked people......" Thinking about the scene of a person sneaking out of the house before, and imagining the upcoming scene of being humiliated, Shao NV squatted on the ground in despair with his back to the river, and thought faintly. "But...... Huh? Why doesn't there seem to be a sound behind it? ”

……

"What? I'm the only one left? When Shao NV stood up, turned around and looked carefully at the place where the men who had been afraid to face before, and pinched himself fiercely to make sure that the empty scene in front of him was not his hallucination, he suddenly fell to the ground.

"What the hell was it before...... "Shao NV thought faintly.

The next moment, a cool wind blew.

"Ghost" Shao NV shuddered, pulled out his feet and ran.

"Knock"

Two minutes later, when she ran two or three hundred meters and turned the foot of the mountain, she suddenly collided with something less than one meter six in height.

Of course, since she herself is less than 1.6 meters, she is as tall as that thing.

Thereupon......

"Ahh......h

Ten seconds later, Xiǎo sat on the ground weakly with a pained look on his face and his right hand pressed against his left arm.

Less NV: ......

……

"Daddy, the one from the next village...... That xiǎo son with the surname Qin, he ...... What happened to his injuries? ”

"Huh? Which surname is Qin? ”

"It's the one who claims to be Qin Qiong's descendant...... That xiǎo kid ah......"

"Oh, as soon as you say it, I remembered that I had fractures on my tuǐ and arms, and I was still living in the hospital where my father worked with a plaster cast - his house is quite far from us, how did you know him?"

"That...... That one...... I met by chance when I was helping you clean the wards in your hospital."

"That's ......"

"That's it"

"But xiǎo dream, when will you be willing to help the hospital clean the ward......"

"It's annoying, it's like this, what's there to doubt"

"This ...... (Did I doubt it...... Perhaps...... ）”

……

"Hey, hey, I didn't expect you to be so strong in fighting, one person beat several of them to the point and fled, and you 'chased' all the way - but what do you call Qin xiǎo treasure for 龗, this name ......" In the ward, Shao nv smiled like chūnhuā.

"What? Do you have an issue with my name? Xiǎo fart boy slammed his face, "My family is a descendant of Qin Qiong, do you know what Qin Qiong's name is?" ”

"That ......" Shao NV was embarrassed, "What's his name?" ”

"His name is Qin Shubao." xiǎo raised his head, and suddenly, his face was heroic, "I'm Qin xiǎo treasure, but I want to follow the glory of my ancestors." (Note: Shubao, xiǎo Bao, there is only one word difference between the names.) ）

"......" was slightly stunned. At this time, I suddenly felt that the xiǎo fart child—oh no, boy—who had been heroic before, was even more full of a certain man's unique aura at this time.

"That...... You fought desperately with them to save me at that time, also because you were Qin ...... Qin Shubao's descendants? The two paused for a moment, and Shao Nv's face flushed slightly, and he asked softly.

"Of course," the fart raised his eyebrows, "When the road is uneven, draw a sword to help, that is the basic principle that my ancestors have always adhered to"

"......" Shao NV looked at Xiǎo's slightly proudly raised brows, and suddenly, there seemed to be an inexplicable dàng ripple in his heart. That one...... Aren't you afraid you won't be able to beat them? ”

"If you can't beat it, you have to fight" Xiǎo The brows that had just lowered raised again, and at the same time, with a noncommittal expression, "Besides, you are an NV child, if you are touched here and there by those wicked people, how will you live in the future?" ”

"Huh?" Less NV was stunned.

"There have been cases where my wife was touched by another man, and then immediately cut off her arm with a knife to show her innocence." Xiǎo fart boy looked solemn and said seriously, "My dad said that an NV person who has been touched by another man is incomplete, and of course, a man who has been touched by another NV person is also incomplete. ”

Less NV: "......"

What kind of concept is this, kid, did you travel back in time hundreds of years ago?

But at this time, I obviously didn't think about the above two sentences-

"Ahh......h I...... We had that ...... the other day That and that...... Isn't that ......?"

"It's breathless," the head of the xiǎo fart was caught in the Xiōng chamber of the young nv, and muttered. After letting go of him with a red face, he glanced at her dissatisfiedly, "Besides, it was just an accident - an accident, an accident", "But the wife who cut off her arm, she ...... She was touched by another man...... That's also an accident" Shao nv's face was red, but he quickly argued with reason.

xiǎo fart child: "......"

…… (Note: The story of the wife who was touched by another man and cut the place where she was touched seems to have been recorded in "The Biography of Lienv", but I don't remember if it was for a while.) ）

"Since then, I have made up my mind that I, Chen Xiaomeng, will only let my family Xiǎo Bao touch ...... Except, of course, our parents and children...... "In the ancient woods, Shao NV screamed, looked at the arms with only white bones stretched out from behind his back and on both sides of his body, and moved slightly, but immediately found that there was no escape-the skeleton's arms had already circled, "circled" her, and detained her, this is a typical shot of Jack on the Titanic holding Lù Xi from behind, but unfortunately she is not Lù Xi, and the back is not Jack - my heart is desolate, For a while, he didn't even have the strength to resist, and closed his eyes helplessly, "But, I didn't expect that this time, I would be ...... by other 'men' in front of my family."

"Phantom Dream" [Qin Jia xiǎo Bao] and a few others also shouted out in a little panic, and at the same time, they quickly ran towards her, and raised the weapons in their hands, wanting to break the skeleton into pieces.

But it's too late, even if the skeleton is hacked to death by them in five seconds, it can actually touch her body with its white bones in the next two seconds, and at the same time do something "inappropriate" to her, and the fact that she Chen Xiaomeng was hugged by a skeleton and was "molested" will never change.

"Xiǎo Bao, Xiaomeng is sorry for you," Shao NV closed his eyes helplessly, waiting for his fate of being "molested", "I didn't expect to lose my * body here...... (Everyone: I vomit...... ）

"Whew"......

And it seems that in order to match the resentment of the young NV, even the mountain wind is wailing for it.

Countdown to "Lost *Body": 2...... 1…… 0.5…… 0.3…… 0.2…… 0.1……

"Huh? What's going on? The skeleton's embrace has not arrived for a long time, and the young NV does not think that he will stop his senses because of desperation, so that he will not be "touched" by the skeleton's bones.

(Countdown to the loss of *body) 0.09...... 0.06…… 0.03…… 0.02…… 0.01……”

It is often said that "the wait is always long", and now, Shao NV can really feel the jīng beauty of this sentence, but——

The 0.1 second wait is too long, ridiculously long

"Looking at your eyes closed, waiting for love, it really makes me hesitate, should I go down, or give an affectionate hug first...... "Just when Shao NV was already waiting impatiently, almost praying, "Hurry up and simply molest me, long pain is better than short pain, early death and early superbirth", but at this time, a very familiar voice came from my ears, with a tone that makes people have a special "sense of perversion" when I hear it, "Hawkers, what kind of approach is it, it can make you louder." 、Say affectionately——[I-Love-You]......"

The sound of "......" was clearly audible - oh no, it was right in front of him.

"But seriously, even if it's a simulated Shirai Kuroko, I don't want to ......be like this if it weren't for some special reason," NV's voice continued leisurely, "But then again, I really like to hug NV kids......"

The last sentence of the NV son, the feelings are sincere.

Because "she" is telling the truth.

But "her" obviously failed to move anyone, but at this time, Shao NV opened his eyes suddenly, and the next moment-

"Perverted"

“PIA”

……

One day in April 2017, in a deep mountain and old forest, Xiao Ye had a new understanding of Shirai Kuroko's teleportation ability: Kuroko's teleportation is not the fastest movement in the world.

Because, the fastest moving speed in the world is the unannounced slap of the angry NV man.