63. This is also war
"It turns out that you are stealing wine and drinking, I can tell you, it is not a good habit to eat alone, hurry up, and those who see it have a share."
"Huh? Why did Zilong come back so early today, regardless of the things on the front line? β
"Without further ado, get the wine."
"That's all I have, and I stole it from a certain 'Great Demon King' with great difficulty, how could I give it to you."
"Stolen? Hmph~ That's more for the seeer, otherwise, you know, don't say it in advance~"
"Hey, hey, Zilong, you're black, it must be dark."
"Nonsense, get the wine."
"No, absolutely not, and you're a 'saint. Zhao Yun'Ah, how can you do something that violates military discipline, be careful of the camp deflection. β
"Hey, hey, that's. Zhao Yun: 'What is it, when did I have such a strange thing on me?' β
"It's not a book, it's said that you are noble or something, it seems to be a good title anyway."
"Although it is indeed a pleasure to be able to receive such praise from the lord, but I always feel that this title is full of malice, is it my delusion?"
"It should be an illusion, and it's not such a thing as a nickname and a temple number, of course, you definitely don't have a chance with the latter."
"If I have the chance, do you think I can still stand here?"
"That's right. But I really want a title, even if it's not as good as Zilong, but it's always better than 'Xiaoqiang'. β
"Poof...... Ah no, I just think Bongseon you seem to be a little drunk. β
"I'm not drunk, how could I be drunk. You know, I've been thinking about it for so many days, and today I finally had a flash of inspiration......"
"How?" Zilong-chan seemed to be very cooperative.
"I decided that from now on I would be a 'demon. Lu Bu's it! β
"If you add such a word, will the whole person be different?"
"Of course."
"This is the first time I've heard of it."
"Tut-tut. Zilong, you don't know. It's obviously a one-word difference, but 'Zhao Yun' and 'Shen Zhao Yun' are completely two creatures on two planets, one of which lives at our feet, while the other is 1,400 light years apart. β
"What the hell is that 'God Zhao Yun'!"
"It's better for you to ask the lord about this Zilong, but although the difference between 'Lu Bu' and 'Shen Lu Bu' is also very big, but sure enough, even 'Shen Lu Bu' can't reflect my brave posture. Although that 'no plan' or something is too much. β
"(whispering) No, I think the lord has the right idea......"
"Zilong, did you just say something?"
"No, not at all, you must have misheard."
"Ah~ It's a supreme delicacy. Oh, Zilong, you're going to drink with me, come, here you go. β
"You. . . To give. I. Go. Die!!! An empty wine jug is like sending me away, come and come, see you on the martial arts training field! β
"Hey, hey, hey. Although I don't mind if someone loosens my muscles and bones, but you should be on duty today, Zilong, you are not afraid of being caught sneaking back from the front line so early? Or ......"
"yes, that's it, except for looking for you to go around, it's just as boring today."
After speaking, he sighed with Xiao Qiang, who was related to him, and the eyes that stared at each other were full of helplessness of "the same is the end of the world". So, in the next moment......
Vomit......
The two said they were super straight straight men. It is absolutely impossible to cross that red line of fear.
But even if you are a straight man, you can hook your shoulders and back together in the next moment, and go all the way to the big sun overhead.
In other words, even if Li Shushi brings a lot of things that transcend time and space to this era, but after all, she is not a rotten girl, even if the "Zilong Sauce" is about to be broken, but she will not preach and spread some things. So everyone is still very pure.
Even if a certain act was not only legal in the Han Dynasty, but also a very elegant thing in terms of a certain process.
That's right, it's the super big plug of Liu Yeboar, the leader of this trend.
Along the way, I could see slightly lazy soldiers passing by from time to time, but the two generals in the state army ignored them. Not to mention scolding as usual, after all, even if it is the two of them, don't they also steal wine and drink, and retire early from office.
"General!"
Just as the two people who hooked their shoulders were about to step into the school field, Zhao Yun's personal guards stood in front of them.
Seeing the stern expression on the face of the guard, both Zhao Yun and Lu Bu immediately lost their original lazy appearance, and almost instantly stood upright, their eyes revealing a blazing light, even brighter than the sun overhead.
It's just a pity that this focus and expectation turned into even less fighting spirit and laziness than just now after listening to the report.
"Although the feeling of powerlessness was annoying before, now this laid-back feeling is even more maddening!"
Zhao Yun looked distressed, and Xiao Qiang didn't look much better, but he didn't say anything, just patted Zhao Yun on the shoulder, and then walked into the school field that was not a few steps away without looking back.
Zilongchan, who was left behind, let out a sad and indignant wail of "Dead Xiaoqiang, you yin me".
And a few minutes later, there was a loud shout and the sound of gold and iron in the school field, and the hot-blooded men who had nothing to do had to squander their enthusiasm and body on this land of natural eggs, although this qiΔ was completely beyond their reach for the generals who watched around, and it was a height that they had been pursuing all their lives but could only look at from afar.
It's like the distance between them and the two men who are fighting.
"It is worthy of being among girls whose 'popularity index' is even higher than that of Zhao Yunzilong, who is very happy."
"Let's not talk about what the 'popularity index' is, when did Bo Ren become an idol among girls, it feels a little unscientific." Although the so-called "Zhao Yun Zilong" in Xiaoqiang's mouth made people feel full of malice, Zilong Jiang felt that it was better not to ask, because that answer was absolutely unacceptable to him.
"Although Bo Ren looks majestic, it generally does not belong to the popular kind. It's just that the current situation is a little special, so it is said that 'security' occupies a large part of this ranking. β
"Then what is the ranking of our General Fengxian?"
"Aha, Zilong's question is ...... good"
"Okay, I know you're number one."
"Mmmm, it's good that you know Zilong."
"What about me?"
"It's worthy of Zilong, it's just a little bit worse than me."
"The first is to precede you. The second is me, the third is Bo Ren, the fourth is Yun Chang, the fifth is Meng Qi, and the sixth should not be the Yide who is now in Xuande. β
"What the hell is this ranking?"
"It's nothing, it's just a thought that flashes through my mind for some reason."
"It's inexplicable."
"I think so too...... And what about the lord. β
"Haha, you tell the truth, he, you know~~~"
ββ¦β¦ And what about our mistress. I always think that her ranking should be very high. β
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So, Xiaoqiang finally fell silent. And our Zilong sauce also understood the meaning of Xiaoqiang's expression in seconds.
Well, just think about it, the result of a girl's vote for her future partner turned out to be a certain wife Lori winning, no matter how much the difference between the first and second places is, such a result is definitely extremely shocking, so it is normal to say that Xiaoqiang selectively forgets.
Zilong-chan felt that he shouldn't do such a strenuous activity as flipping the table at this time!
So the two militant friends began to talk happily again, surrounded by admiring soldiers.
I feel more lonely, there is a wood and a fall!
If he could, Zhao Yun really wanted to find Li Shushi to ask for a yellow calendar. See if you have a bad year these days.
Of course, in the final analysis, the occurrence of this qiΔ still stems from the resentment of a certain foodie who breaks through the sky.
It is said that a few days ago, the food carefully prepared by a certain foodie was wantonly destroyed by the clay puppets who did not understand the customs. After all, the clay puppets who have no digestive system and no sense of taste have a lot of resentment towards the living who can taste the delicious food.
When the battle was going on like this, a certain foodie who secretly ran out in order to satisfy his appetite naturally violated military law and was pulled out by Gao Shun to make a big pot of fried pork on a bamboo board.
The delicious food is gone, and I ate a meal of fried meat on a bamboo board, if it is impossible to say that there is no resentment in the heart of a big foodie, but he finally has self-knowledge, and this resentment naturally does not dare to think about the famous Gao Shun to vent. Then the unlucky nature can only be the hour of the source of all mistakes, ah no, it is the class enemy of the state army.
At that time, clay puppets were extremely rampant, shooting black guns day and night, or simply climbing over the wooden wall to enter the camp - it was really shocking that their heavy bodies were able to make such dexterous movements. Of course, there are also those who really can't jump over, so they simply use their sturdy bodies as hitting wood, maybe they can't deal with the copper-covered gates or city walls, but the wooden walls made of rough and simple tree trunks are not too difficult to deal with, and then after entering the camp, they will kill and then take advantage of the fact that the state army has not reacted and slipped away - the nature of those who did not slip away were "stayed".
Therefore, a certain big foodie dared to go outside to fight the tooth sacrifice, and it should be said that he was lucky if he did not meet the enemy.
So how to get revenge on the bastards who thwarted the great foodie comrade in his "delicious illustrated" journey of conquest?
Therefore, people are forced out, especially those like Cao Ling's big foodie. This is especially true for smart foodies.
Although it is not as if some great monk who likes to tie ropes and leather whips can come up with all kinds of ideas for ordering the generals and his guards and the merchants to eat all kinds of deflated ideas just by scratching his head, they are definitely some crazy ideas.
Yes, it's a bit of a madness.
What kind of idea is that?
"Look, what I saw, a wild clay puppet. We can try to catch it, a wild clay figurine can give us three times as much experience, and the weapons in their hands are also quite good materials, but these clay figurines are not easy to deal with. We slowly approached it from behind, being careful not to make any noise...... Hey. Look at me and it's struggling! We cut off its head...... Of course, even if I am really a hungry foodie, I will not choose to eat the rest of its body, and even if I have time to bake it, it is absolutely impossible, because the crunchy body is enough to rip my teeth out, and if anyone tells me that these earthy guys smell of chicken, I will definitely let them know what chicken (muscle) meat is......"
While talking about something that ordinary people can't understand at all. β While happily doing the shocking workβtraps, traps of all kindsβmany of these things were the professional tools that Cao Ling used to capture all kinds of ingredients, although she now had to use them to capture clay figurines that were oversized and weighted, Cao Ling did not feel too much pressure.
As for others, they have a more prominent origin - they are all gadgets that he used to hunt with his classmates when he was at the shrine, and the use is basically to satisfy their appetites, after all, under the hunt of Cao Ling and his classmates, many delicious ingredients have been greatly reduced, and those who have escaped have quickly evolved into more intelligent ...... Ingredients. All right. No matter how they evolve and change, they still can't escape the results of the ingredients in the eyes of humans.
It can only be said that it is fortunate that there are no environmentalists in this era, otherwise these foodies would have been tied up and burned at the stake, or they would probably have been beaten to the head on the highway to eat or not to eat dog meat.
But it's all meat, dog meat is more noble than beef, it's really a strange era, I really want those so-called dog lovers to go back to the sixties to see, probably they are definitely the kind of people who eat the most. After all, who would be kind to a group of edible dogs if they are not full, why don't they buy a boat to fight the whaling ships in District 11 if they have the leisure to do so. Therefore, bullying the soft and fearing the hard, advocating foreign flattery, and probably talking about such a group of second-hand goods.
Well, a bit off topic.
Most of the strategies used to achieve any civilian profession today come from life, such as the encouragement of feng shui warriors, military training, and high-spiritedness, which increase the attributes of the strategies as the name suggests, are derived from the things that those generals on the battlefield are good at, so don't look at the abilities that can only be used by some civilian officials, but generals are often able to comprehend these strategies as well.
Even a level 9 fool like Xiaoqiang has the ability to use MP to inspire troops.
Of course. In terms of pure mental power, the percentage of bonuses that can be added is obviously limited, but because of the fame and charisma he has accumulated, he has a better effect when using the inspiration strategy than most civil servants who can skillfully use this ability.
The same is true for other tactics such as toxic smoke, turbidity currents, and rockfalls.
So it's not too difficult for civilian reservists who know the principles to use a variety of tactics to set up more complex or more powerful traps. As long as they are willing to use their brains, those strategies can be combined with a variety of suitable traps to achieve even more terrifying effects - such as falling rocks and simple traps, even if there are no sharpened things underneath the pit, and the large boulders above their heads can make the unfortunate people below the pit cry.
Of course, after the development of this trap, those foodies have not used it again, after all, the ingredients that have been processed into meat sauce by the trap will not be willing to further process it, no matter what kind of foodie it is.
But if it was used on those damn clay puppets, it would definitely be something that anyone in the state army would like to see.
In fact, the tutors of Cao Ling's group of foodies turned a blind eye to their somewhat unprofessionally behavior, and such an indulgent attitude also allowed them to go a considerable distance on this road, which may not have much benefit to their schoolwork, but it undoubtedly expanded their thinking, and also gave them some different understanding of the strategies they had learned.
I have to say that Cao Ling's group of foodies met a group of good tutors with quite rich educational experience.
It is very similar to the experience of pulling the trick, and the trap full of a foodie's anger is quite powerful, although those traps have been so powerful that even their own people have suffered a few small losses because they are not paying attention, and even three unlucky eggs with war damage, but the puppets that fell on the trap are definitely dozens of times that of their own unlucky eggs.
When the traps of the Northern Legion were scattered outside the company camp of the Northern Legion, it became very difficult for the soldiers of the Puppet Legion to get closer, and the only thing they could do was to fire arrows from a distance - of course, they could also consider choosing the passages reserved for them to enter and exit from the state army, but compared to the vast area of the entire camp, a few passages would not consume much energy from the defenders even if they were guarded twenty-four hours a day.
It's a pity that the opponent of the puppets is not the defenders in Chang'an City, as the main force of the Bingzhou Army, there will definitely be no shortage of all kinds of long guns and short cannons, not to mention that after seeing the power of the enemy's weapons, the craftsmen of the Bingzhou Army are working overtime frantically to ensure that their side does not fall behind in the confrontation.
The most important thing is that because of the protection of those traps, the Bingzhou army no longer has to be harassed day and night, and the commanders are finally freed from the anxiety, so that they can consider the matter of starting a counterattack - they can attack, and if they cannot advance, they will retreat to the fortress-like camp, and the Bingzhou army will take their familiar light cavalry tactics to the extreme, and even some bold guerrilla troops will run to the enemy camp and throw a few rationed special "grenades" in demonstration.
This not only effectively fought back against the arrogant puppet corps, but also severely restrained the forces of the puppeteers, so that they no longer had enough troops to pose a mortal threat to the supply lines of the annexed states. As for the occasional threat, with the help of various "scouting units", it is really not so easy for the enemy to succeed.
So once again, the situation seems to be a little unfavorable to the clay puppet side.
This time, the puppets reacted more quickly, they pirated Cao Ling's traps that had made them suffer, and the only result of this was that the camps of the two armies were completely turned into big hedgehogs - you can't get by, and I can't get in, so I can only shout and curse each other in the air, but no one dares to take a step forward, even including small-scale infiltration operations.
The originally lively battlefield suddenly became silent.
Having said that the battle is like this, Xiaoqiang and Zilongchan feel a little depressed, and it becomes a matter of course, and if they are depressed, they may really be driven crazy if they don't find something exciting to do.
It's just that Li Shushi feels fortunate that the Bingzhou Army seems to have quickly found something that can rekindle their interest and passion. (To be continued......)