In stoppage time of the second half, Kaka followed up with a long run and another "card" shot, which finally set the score at 5:0. Wayne Rooney and Kaka both scored twice before Fernando Torres netted a goal to walk away cleanly at the Camp Nou.

When the game ended, the expressions of the Barcelona players on the field were worth playing. It's not frustration, it looks more like a relief! Especially Marques, the team's main defender, who is responsible for marking Kaka and assisting Rooney, can't wait to look up to the sky and shout: "God is unfair!" ”

Qiao Wanxian was very disgusted to attend the press conference, whether it was before or after the game, he was handed over to his assistant Boas to deal with, and it was also called "cultivating newcomers".

In England, the unbearable media even once played the slogan "Villas-Boas is the manager, Joe Cannon is just an assistant". Of course, even if the media's words are believed, under the fame of Qiao Wanxian, who is now popular, he has been submerged in endless cannon fodder.

The reason why Qiao Wanxian doesn't like to participate in the press conference is because the content of the meeting is almost the same, and the media reporters are all chattering like menopausal women, which is really unrefreshable. There is one exception, however, and that is this press conference...... There is the possibility of raising my prestige and helping me to pretend to be forced!

Rijkaard entered the press conference hall in advance, and the media reporters flocked to ask questions, and at the same time, there was a kind of expectation in his heart, if Joe Cannon could attend the press conference and let these two face each other, how good would it be?

Qiao Wanxian never disappoints!

Three minutes after Rijkaard appeared in the press room, Jovan, heavily armed and wearing black Ray-Ban sunglasses, swaggered under the leadership of the press officer. In an instant, just like a goal on the pitch, the hall ushered in the first wave of climactic atmosphere.

I don't know which friend shouted in pure English: "The cannon is invincible!" Then came a mockery of the Spanish language.

Rijkaard showed favor to Qiao Wanxian before the game, but this guy did not mean to turn the war into a jade silk, and repeatedly mocked himself in public, so that he did not have a good impression of Qiao Wanxian. He didn't stand up and shook hands with Qiao Wanxian, holding the microphone in his hand, as if he hadn't seen such a person, and slowly analyzed the game.

“…… I've always disliked judging referees because I thought it was a sacred profession, but after this game, I realized that I was wrong......"

"Ahem...... Ahh Ahem......"

Rijkaard was complaining endlessly, and Jovan Xian had a victorious smile on his face, straightened the microphone on the table, and coughed vigorously a few times, his voice was extremely harsh, and he directly interrupted Rijkaard's words.

After attracting all the attention, including Rijkaard, Qiao Wanxian smiled and said, "Yo, this switch is turned on, I'll try the microphone, you can continue the topic just now......

"Haha......" flashing lights kept flashing, and laughter rang out from the hall. Only the Catalan journalist had a gloomy face, secretly thinking with ill intentions that he must discredit this forgetful Joe cannon for a while!

After the laughter was quiet, Rijkaard continued the conversation earlier: "I know that Mr. Collina is a well-known referee who has blown the Shijie Cup final, but it is undeniable that he made a mistake in showing a red card in this game......"

"Ahh Ahem...... "Qiao Wanxian snorted again and made a noise, and Rijkaard's face turned blue with anger.

"Joe Cannon, can you be polite?"

"Hateful yellow-skinned, hateful British!"

"Arrogant, arrogant!"

……

There was a dissatisfaction from the Spaniards' questioning below, and Qiao Wanxian said with an innocent face: "Mr. Rijkaard, stupid Spanish media reporters, don't you know that there is an old saying in China that calls the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain?" ”

Everyone was stunned.

Only a handful of English journalists had their eyes shining and their flashing lights kept blazing, and they knew that the level of fire from Joe's cannon was ...... That's not covered!

Under the watchful eye, Qiao Wan sat down and said unashamedly: "Mr. Rijkaard, first of all, I apologize for Chelsea's easy away win over Barcelona!" ”

"Buzz!"

Journalists began to heckle.

"You just said that it was rude for me to make noise? Is it to disturb Mr. Rijkaard's speech? Wrong, you're all wrong! You have failed my Qiao Wanxian's kindness! ”

Qiao Wanxian raised his arm and waved, he had seen many domestic leaders speak in his previous life, he was very generous, and he gestured his arm and said: "Mr. Collina is a very respectable referee, and the punishment in this game is also very fair, and he is worthy of admiration for withstanding the pressure of Camp Nou." Of course, even if he misjudges, Mr. Rijkaard, I don't think you should make that in public, do you want to be banned? Or rather...... Are you familiar with UEFA President Lennart Johansson? ”

Rijkaard was stunned and showed a look of surprise: "Huh? Could it be that this Joe Cannon interrupted me because he was afraid that I would lose too much and be banned by UEFA? No, if I'm banned, wouldn't you be able to reduce the resistance in the next game at Stamford Bridge against Barcelona? ”

As soon as this thought came to mind, a Catalan thin monkey reporter asked below: "Mr. Joe, do you think you can believe this?" If Mr. Rijkaard is in the stands, won't your team have more chances to advance to the next round? ”

"Promotion?" Qiao Wan was stunned for a moment, and sneered: "Mr. reporter, please use the ball on your shoulder to think about it, after 5:0, will Chelsea advance to the next round There will be any suspense?" ”

The skinny monkey reporter looked embarrassed and ashamed, and Rijkaard felt even more disgraced, and the tragic change at home was definitely the most painful experience in his coaching career.

Qiao Wanxian humiliated him in a few words, which made Spain's momentum drop a lot, and then he squinted his eyes and said lightly: "I said a long time ago, you are a gentleman's belly with the heart of a villain!" While Barcelona enjoy at home, uh...... I felt a rout, but I want to give Rijkaard, the Barcelona players, a chance to perform, not to Stamford Bridge without the ability to perform! Tickets for Stamford Bridge are expensive, and I don't want London fans to buy tickets and see a boring one-sided game! ”

Qiao Wanxian's words seem to be high-pitched and broad-minded, but in fact, insinuation and sarcasm abound, but you don't know how to refute it, and if you don't get it, you will be put on a big hat of "villain" by him.

Obviously insulted, but can't refute it, the taste is really like a dumb person eating coptis.

The reporter of England's "Daily Star" suddenly turned the camera to the Spanish reporters with strange and embarrassed faces, and secretly thought in his heart: "Joe Cannon's remarks in the Spanish frying pot are estimated to be reported by domestic media peers, and I will make a special report on "Spanish Reporter's Change of Face" to show the charm of Joe Cannon from another angle, and it is estimated that the newspaper's sales must be good, right?" Hey hey ......"

The topic could not continue, and the Catalans found another topic to mock Qiao Wanxian: "Mr. Wanxian, Chelsea played very well in this game, but what I want to ask is, is your Chelsea only imitation?" Torres imitates Barcelona's godfather Cruyff, Rooney imitates the legend Ronaldo, can't Chelsea play football if they don't imitate and learn Barcelona's football? ”

"That's it! The possession style of play with short passes has always been a style of football advocated by Cruyff at Barcelona, and plagiarism is shameful! ”

"Mr. Joe, are you an admirer of Mr. Cruyff or a disciple of his stealing master?"

"How much did you pay Cruyff and Rijkaard?"

The questions came one after another, and the Spanish reporter finally had a little smugness on his face: "Hmph, don't you want to go wild in our territory!" ”

Media reporters from other countries, especially England, are faintly worried that this group of hateful Spaniards is obviously carefully planned, and it is really shameful to want to kill Joe's cannon off the field if they can't play on the field!

However, Qiao Wanxian kept a faint smile on his face, stilting Erlang's legs and swaying, it didn't look like he was being questioned, but like watching a circus performance.

After a long time, Qiao Wanxian finally chuckled and spoke: "You perform...... Are you done asking? ”

After seeing everyone nodding, Qiao Wan said with a smile: "Could it be that Kaka's goals are less?" ”

Then he sighed again and said with regret: "In the 15th minute of the game, Rijkaard replaced Ronaldinho and obviously gave up the game. At that time, I made three substitutions in a row, even goalkeeper Petr Cech, in order to tell the players on the pitch, this is Camp Nou, let's not deceive people too much! In this line of thinking, Kaka gave up the idea of completing a hat-trick and only scored two goals, but unfortunately, I saved face for you, and you didn't appreciate it! ”

"Shameless, shameless!" Not to mention the Spaniards, even the English journalists secretly thought so in their hearts. In the more than ten minutes of the game, Chelsea's offensive wave after wave was higher, how could there be a little jiashi? If Rooney hadn't wasted many chances, it would have been possible to score 7 or 8 goals! This Joe cannon is really unashamed!

The Spanish reporters continued to argue, but Rijkaard's side couldn't stand it anymore, and directly said that he was not feeling well and left in disgrace.

It's a shame, no matter what questions Nima asks, this Joe cannon can be pulled into the big win of this game. Not to mention the sarcasm and provocation in the words, there is also a taste of sympathy, as if it is a gift for us to be poured five goals at home, which is too shameless......

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