Chapter 296: Men up and women down

Lu Xiaofeng always felt that something was wrong when he watched Ye Zhike run away, but he was sincere just now.

He rubbed his chin and thought, thinking that although Queen Ye Zhike is very strong in life and work, and likes to have the upper hand in everything, she may like to be more passive in "this aspect", no wonder the previous few seductions had little effect, and she didn't get anything except her blushing.

It turned out that he had been confused by her illusion, Lu Xiaofeng slapped his thigh, thinking that maybe he should be as direct as a real male animal - just like a pig arching cabbage, he won't sing praises or temporary muscles first, he will rush up and arch directly, very decisively.

Direct, must be direct, Lu Xiaofeng wiped his sweat, let's not play false.

He got dressed, pulled a chair and sat there, quietly waiting for Ye Zhike to come back.

It didn't take long for the door to open and someone came in, Ye Zhike saw Lu Xiaofeng at a glance and was immediately flustered, and then he was relieved to see that he was dressed neatly, but what was he staring at himself so seriously?

Ye Zhike was exquisite, and suddenly gritted his teeth secretly, most men were impatient, and he rejected him several times, did he want to have a showdown with himself?

Then have a showdown with her first and take the initiative!

Ye Zhike retracted his body and tidied up his clothes, quickly stabilized his mind, cleaned up his somewhat chaotic mood, opened the door generously and went in, and walked towards Lu Xiaofeng steadily, with a calm and expressionless face.

This time it was Lu Xiaofeng's turn to be a little flustered: What are you doing? I haven't arched you yet, are you going to hit me? That's too fierce, isn't it?

He looked at Ye Zhike inattentively, and his mind quickly simulated how to resist her attack after that, the woman's pinching, grabbing, kicking and biting were really unguardable......

Then he saw Ye Zhike pull a chair over and sit down firmly across from him:

"Lu Xiaofeng, I think we should talk."

Hearing the title of Lu Xiaofeng, Lu Xiaofeng knew that she was serious, and couldn't help but be a little surprised:

"What are you talking about?"

"Given your repeated hooliganism, it has caused me a great deal of trouble." Ye Zhike said: "So I think it is necessary to make some 'cohabitation' treaties, otherwise I will move out immediately." ”

The word cohabitation was very light and vague. However, Lu Xiaofeng had already heard it clearly, and smiled knowingly:

"You can't move out."

Ye Zhike's heart fluttered slightly, and he quickly controlled his expression, and said seriously: "Okay, then let's talk about the treaty." ”

Without waiting for Lu Xiaofeng to be secret, she said to herself:

"Rule 1: Don't swear, especially to me." After she finished speaking, she stared at Lu Xiaofeng, waiting for him to answer.

"No problem." Lu Xiaofeng agreed.

"Rule 2: Don't tell pornographic jokes or meat words at every turn, with the intention of teasing me."

"No problem, but I'm going to correct it. That's not flirting, it's flirting. ”

…… Ye Zhike gritted his teeth: "No matter what it is, don't say it anyway!" ”

"Okay, okay." Lu Xiaofeng surrendered.

"Rule 3: You are not allowed to take off your clothes casually in front of me, especially not the lower half of your body!"

"No problem."

"If you agree, we'll write it in black and white."

"That's it?" Lu Xiaofeng was surprised: "Is it too little?" ”

"How many more do you want?!"

"Three of them are also very good, but I am not allowed to do anything for Lu?"

"Because you're a scoundrel, I'm not."

Lu Xiaofeng didn't speak, angry, I'm a hooligan, your old man can still be perfect? Sure enough, good people are not rewarded, women just love to talk back.

Lu Xiaofeng thought to herself, fortunately, I have already lost my way and decided to really play hooligan. It's not just lip service.

Lu Xiaofeng pursed her lips slightly, and was noticed by Ye Zhike, she knew Lu Xiaofeng very well, and immediately asked, "Lu Daji." Did you say yes with your mouth, but deny it in your heart? I'm telling you, I'm not kidding! ”

"A man's promise will take effect as soon as he says yes."

"Good! If you violate. I'll move out of the house, and I'll tell my aunt! ”

"My mom likes you, and it's useless for you to tell my dad." Lu Xiaofeng smiled.

“…… You! Ye Zhike turned around and didn't look at him. I'm not happy.

As soon as Lu Xiaofeng saw that humor was not understood, she knew that she had said the wrong thing, and the way girls thought was different. But he immediately understood that this was the rhythm to be coaxed!

Lu Xiaofeng stood up, walked to her and squatted down, and looked at her affectionately:

"Ake, I will agree to whatever you say, because I love you."

"......" Ye Zhike subconsciously sweetened her heart, and quickly took it, the instinctive joy could not hide her reason, and she couldn't help but be a little annoyed: "Lu Daji, have you practiced?" You big carrot! Say, you've said that to a couple of girls! Did you say that to your female class president recently? ”

Lu Xiaofeng's eyes darkened, how did you know about the female squad leader? Besides, it's not her I'm chasing!

But this can't be said at the moment, otherwise there will be a suspicion of treacherous to make her unhappy, Lu Xiaofeng swore to the sky: "This matter is definitely a rumor, I have no intention of the female squad leader!" ”

"And what about your former girlfriends?" Ye Zhike bit the word friend very hard: "Don't tell me that those are also rumors." ”

Lu Xiaofeng's tongue was sweet and almost vomited blood, and he couldn't say that he was bitter when he ate Coptis chinensis, you accomplice, the girls before chasing him also had a few ideas that you helped out, we are accomplices, how can we settle accounts with this kind of thing!

"I only said I liked them, but I didn't say love." Lu Xiaofeng couldn't deny it, so he had to emphasize.

"Love, do you understand what love is?" Ye Zhike asked.

"To be honest, I don't know." Lu Xiaofeng scratched his head and admitted.

Looking at the way he talks and scratches his head, it shows that he is nervous and unconfident, that is to say, he really doesn't understand what love is, Ye Zhike felt astringent, I don't understand what love is, and you still say it to me casually? Just coax me?

I saw Lu Xiaofeng looking at him squarely, and said slowly: "I really don't know what love is, but I know what love is." We grew up together, and when I was a kid, I liked to play with you, go to school together, and even if I was bullied by you, I still liked to go to you...... I've always liked you until now. ”

"I don't know what love is, but I promise that I will like you for the rest of my life."

Ye Zhike looked at his eyes, listened to his flat tone, and suddenly felt like she had been poked into a soft place, a very strange crispy and numb feeling made her want to laugh and cry very much, she immediately turned around and didn't want Lu Xiaofeng to see her current expression, because she wanted to cry and laugh must be very embarrassed.

"Lu Daji, count you flamboyantly, the old lady almost cried."

"Hey, you can laugh if you want, this is the most sincere love story I've ever told, and you've earned ......"

Ye Zhike snorted, turned around and slapped him gently, seeing her smiling and shy, Lu Xiaofeng's heart moved, and she leaned forward with hope - but her face was pushed away.

Lu Xiaofeng's posture of pouting and tilting his head remained unchanged, it was unbelievable!

I'll go! Which one went wrong?

"Don't move your hands and feet, Lu Daji." Ye Zhike, who had returned to normal, regained his momentum.

"You don't love me anymore......" Lu Xiaofeng lost his mind.

"Don't think about it." Ye Zhike looked at his funny appearance and smiled secretly, and said, "Lu Daji, I like you too...... Hey, don't come here! ”

Ye Zhike pushed Lu Xiaofeng's mouth away again, and then said: "I know what you think, do you want to push me down?" ”

"Yes." Lu Xiaofeng admitted: "Now I like you, you like me, aren't you already in love?" ”

"Indeed." Ye Zhike nodded, and it was actually nothing to let go: "But we still have a question: whether you push me down, or I push you down." ”

“…… Aren't they all the same? ”

Ye Zhike is arrogant like a real queen at the moment: "It's completely different, I don't want to be the one who was pushed down." If you want to push, I will push you! ”

The raging fire burned in Lu Xiaofeng's heart, and the desire to conquer spread wantonly in his chest, Lu Xiaofeng said in a deep voice: "No, I'll push you." ”

Ye Zhike knew his character very well, so he knew that he would say this, and smiled slyly: "Okay, let's make a bet, only the one who wins has the right to decide." ”

"Please." Lu Xiaofeng stood up.

"At the beginning of the school year, we compete to see who earns more in the game." Ye Zhike said: "Now divide the gold coins of the two of us equally, and start a fair start on the same starting line." ”

"It's a deal!" Lu Xiaofeng stretched out his palm: "A gentleman's word!" ”

Ye Zhike clapped his hands with him: "Hurry up and whip the horse!" ”

Lu Xiaofeng clenched his palms into fists, looked at Ye Zhike and announced, "For the first time, I want a man to go up and a woman to go down." ”

Ye Zhike looked at him with a smile and a clever smile. (To be continued......)