The fifth ninety-second cute, bumped into a pair of dog men and women
The second update -
Everyone climbed along the steep mountain wall, this mountain wall seemed unattainable in the eyes of Duan Yu, who did not know martial arts, but in the eyes of Li Yan and others, it was not much stronger than the flat ground, and he easily climbed up by grabbing the vines, and the top was the back mountain of the Infinite Sword, densely packed with trees, and a large area of green vegetation, the air was fresh, walking in it, the thick fallen leaves under his feet made a rustling sound, which was very comfortable.
Chen Yuanyuan took a deep breath and said, "This place is very good! ”
Ah Ke said: "Mother, what haode is here?" Deep in the mountains and old forests, where birds don't poop. ”
Chen Yuanyuan said with a smile: "After being glitzy in the metropolis, it is good to be able to walk in such a wood." If such a forest is outside Yangzhou City, I don't know how many scholars and students will come to this forest to talk about love. ”
Li Yan agrees with her, urban people like this tune, find a place where birds don't on the weekend, call it a relaxation, or call it a kind of relaxation, of course, there are also men and women who talk about love, find some secluded and uninhabited groves, and do some happy games. But...... The ancients were shy in this regard, so they probably wouldn't play such high-end games, right?
Just as he was thinking about this, he heard a comfortable cry from a woman in the woods in front of him: "Hmm...... Ah......h
Li Yan Khan: I'll take it, won't I? Is this really happening?
The other girls obviously heard the moaning, Chen Yuanyuan's pretty face suddenly turned red, of course she knew what the sound was with her experience, but the other girls were more or less innocent. I don't understand the voice.
Xiao Qiushui was the first to say: "There was a woman's voice ahead. Sounds like an injury. is moaning in pain, my generation is responsible for doing chivalrous deeds, and I can't let it go, I have to go and save this woman. ”
Chen Yuanyuan blushed and said, "Don't ...... Don't go, it's not what you think. ”
Xiao Qiushui said: "Not the kind I thought?" What is that? ”
Chen Yuanyuan thought to himself: This is the voice that men and women love to make, how can I be embarrassed to say it directly? It's a bit of a hassle to explain to you.
She only hesitated slightly, Xiao Qiushui couldn't wait, and said seriously: "I guess there is a girl who came into the mountain to collect medicine or something." Unfortunately, I was bitten by a poisonous snake, or fell and injured, and now I am in a dying situation, so I will make this faint cry for help, I will be a hero in the future, and when I encounter this kind of thing, I must be rescued immediately, I don't have time to talk to you anymore, go first. ”
"Hey!" Chen Yuanyuan stretched out his hand to pull her, but where could he pull it. Xiao Qiushui's body flashed, and he had already floated out. After a few more ups and downs, they jumped behind the tree in front of them and couldn't see them.
Chen Yuanyuan was a little sweaty.
Li Yan was also a little sweaty.
Chen Yuanyuan hurriedly said: "Gonggong Li, please go and pull Miss Xiao back, and break other people's kind of things...... I'm afraid it's not good, she's a yellow flower girl who doesn't know anything, how embarrassing it will be to see that kind of scene, and only you can come forward to deal with it here. She also treats Li Yan as a eunuch, and it is naturally best for a eunuch to come forward to deal with that kind of thing.
Li Yan said helplessly: "Okay, I'll deal with it, you guys wait here." ”
Xiao Qiushui scurried forward a few feet, turned a dense bush, and heard a thin panting sound in front of him, as well as the sound of heavy breathing of the man, and the crisp snapping sound when the flesh collided, ordinary people heard this sound, and they should stop and ignore it, but Xiao Qiushui didn't understand anything, she heard these voices, not only did not avoid it, but was even more anxious to go over, thinking: It turned out that there was more than one woman who was injured, but also a man, listening to him gasping so quickly, he must have been seriously injured, it's so pitiful, I have to save them.
At this time, the woman suddenly spoke: "Senior Brother Yu, the two of us are doing such things here, and the Shennong Gang won't chase after us, right?" ”
The man said: "Don't worry, this road is no more secluded, even our Infinite Sword people rarely walk, how can the Shennong Gang find it?" ”
The woman grinned, followed by a kiss.
The man said, "As soon as I saw you, I swore a heavy oath in my heart, saying that I would stay with you for the rest of my life. Fortunately, yesterday we encountered a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, the Shennong Gang suddenly attacked, and two puppy men and women brought a poisonous mink, making everyone in the Jianhu Palace scramble, and we took the opportunity to escape, isn't this a will? ”
The woman smiled lightly and said softly, "I also have a will, and I can do it." ”
The man said: "Senior Sister Ge, if you treat me like this, I will always listen to you for the rest of my life." "From the voice it looked overjoyed.
The woman sighed and said, "Let's run away from our master this time, we can no longer gain a foothold in the martial arts, we should escape as far away as possible, we have to find a very secluded place, hide quietly, don't let our master and the same door see the traces." I was so scared when I thought about it. ”
The man said, "Then don't worry. I see that the Shennong Gang is prepared this time, our Infinite Sword Sect, except for the two of us, I am afraid that no one will be able to escape the poisonous hands. ”
The woman sighed again and said, "I hope so." ”
When Xiao Qiushui heard this, he finally understood, it turned out that the two were not injured, but betrayed the master and fled. She hadn't read "Dragon Babu", and she didn't know the details, but Li Yan, who rushed over from behind, understood as soon as she heard it, this was the plot of Yu Guanghao and Senior Sister Ge's elopement, which was bumped into by Duan Yu in the original book, but she didn't expect to be hit by Xiao Qiushui in this plane, in short, by mistake, these two eloped and were destined to be broken.
Xiao Qiushui listened to the words of the two, and his anger rushed upward, thinking: You want to get married, and it is okay to elope and escape. But why do you hope that your own division will be destroyed by the enemy? You're vicious, aren't you?
She screamed angrily, jumped out from behind the bushes, and said loudly: "Ah, you men and women, how can you be so excessive, the master is in trouble, just don't help, you still hope that the master will be destroyed, you are a crooked way, I, a hero, cough, the hero of the future, must not sit idly by......"
She was taken aback before she finished speaking, and then her pretty face turned red with shame, and it turned out that there were two naked bodies in front of her, the one male and the other female, the man sitting on a rock, and the woman sitting on his lap, her hands hanging from his neck, and her legs crossed the man's waist......
This posture is called "straddle leg pose" in the academic style of the later style, "Guanyin sitting lotus" in ancient times, and "riding style" in Fuso aiqing action movies, and there are various ways to call it.
With such an exciting and violent picture, how can Xiao Qiushui, a yellow flower girl, resist? Suddenly I felt a surge of blood rushing to my brain, and the speed at which her pretty face turned red was even faster than the speed of a rocket soaring into the sky.
Yu Guanghao, the dog man and woman, were also taken aback, and the two thought that it was the Infinite Sword or the Shennong Gang chasing after them, and they were so frightened that their whole bodies trembled, and the man's thing shrank a little bit in fright, and slipped out of the woman's body. It wasn't until they saw clearly that Xiao Qiushui was neither a person from the Boundless Sword nor a member of the Shennong Gang that the two finally stabilized their emotions.
Yu Guanghao picked up his long sword from the side of the stone, pointed at Xiao Qiushui angrily, and said, "What are you?" Dare to take care of the uncle's affairs, damn, I was so scared that Lao Tzu's words were soft, how can you be responsible? ”
Xiao Qiushui covered his face with his hands and didn't look at his body, but when he heard his words, his eyes couldn't help but glance at Yu Guanghao's words from between his fingers. How afraid should this man be of the Infinite Sword and the Shennong Gang?
Xiao Qiushui said: "I'm not a thing, I'm a person who will be a hero in the future, cough...... I heard you talking about it behind the woods just now, and I actually looked forward to the destruction of the master, you are simply crazy, I want to reason with you, and persuade you to change your life and become a new person. Of course, you are willing to elope, and I am willing to help you go to the Infinite Sword to reason, and let your master allow you to be together. ”
"Damn, it's a psychopath." Yu Guanghao said horizontally: "Get out!" ”
"I don't get out, I'm a human being, I can only go." Xiao Qiu Waterway.
At this time, the figure flickered, Li Yan flashed into the field, blocked in front of Xiao Qiushui, and sighed: "Hey, what kind of mess are you guys doing?" The two of them play some intimate games, and you run out and twitter, this is indeed your fault, let's go. After speaking, he pulled Xiao Qiushui and left.
Xiao Qiushui was shocked to realize that a pair of men and women on the opposite side were not wearing clothes, she was standing here and talking to them, what kind of system did she become? Obediently let Li Yan pull away, her little hands were hot, and the place where Li Yan and her held hands was immediately soaked with sweat, making the palms of both of them wet and greasy, very uncomfortable.
At this time, Senior Sister Ge's voice suddenly came from the side: "Senior Brother Yu, you can't let them go, if they go to ventilate and report the news, Master and the people of the Shennong Gang will come to chase and kill us, and we must kill them." What's more, this woman has seen your body, and that man has also seen my body, how can such a person not kill? When she didn't speak, everyone didn't pay attention to her, and when they heard her words, several people turned their heads to look.
Li Yan found that this person named Senior Sister Ge actually had a bit of a posture, a goose egg face, a well-proportioned figure, big breasts and a straight buttocks, with a coquettish taste. But when she saw Li Yan coming, she didn't cover her body, but didn't care about facing Li Yan naked, with a pair of jumping on her chest, which was a bit unpleasant. Li Yan doesn't like this kind of shameless woman, no matter how bold you are, you should be a little ashamed in front of a strange man, right? What does it mean to be shameless? This kind of woman is called shameless.
"Senior Sister Ge is right!" Yu Guanghao's face showed a hideous expression, and he said to Li Yan and Xiao Qiushui: "There is a road in heaven that you don't take, and there is no door in hell to break into, and Lao Tzu wants to dismantle your pair of dogs and men into eight pieces." (To be continued......)