In today's society, the identity of a woman is too easy to use. Zhang Jin had no doubt that if it was a 'pure' man who rushed in, rather than a 'half' man, these big men would probably turn their guns at the same time and let him taste what 'unity is liliang'.

But unfortunately, this is a 'half-master', and it is not the kind that comes back from a trip to Thailand, but the gender column on the household registration book and ID card is marked as 'female'.

Therefore, these machismo veterans, when faced with 'dripping saliva', have no choice but to learn a gentleman who 'spits on his face', and learn a 'real warrior who dares to face up to dripping saliva' written by Lu Xun, and suffocate it.

"Thunder, rain and dew are all blessings".

Looking at a few big men who can run horses on their arms, 'trembling' and 'daring to be angry but not daring to speak' in front of Song Yiting, a fierce 'little woman', Zhang Jin secretly ridiculed in his heart, and felt a little schadenfreude. Of course he didn't dare to speak out, he was afraid that Song Yiting, a 'half' master, turned the gun and shot himself.

Just when the sharp-toothed Song Yiting said that several old men were embarrassed to find a crack in the ground and go downstairs, a familiar voice sounded behind Zhang Jin, who was watching the big drama without distraction.

"Tingting, don't ...... like this"

Of course, the one who spoke was the SERROR who had had a long-night relationship with Zhang Jin, the head teacher Xi Yuan of the little witch Ye Meng, the mother of Nini, and the LOVER of Song Yiting now.

Xi Yuan must be the most haode animal tamer on this earth, her not loud words just spit out her cherry lips, Song Yiting, the female tyrannosaurus, is like a calf that has been caught in the nose ring, obediently reaping the rain.

It's just a turning of the head. The hideousness on Song Yiting's face that wanted to choose people to devour instantly turned into a softness like the first blooming lily of the valley, even if it was performed in Sichuan Opera, it was definitely a master-level face-changing kung fu.

"Yuanyuan, why did you come up?" It's hard to believe that this sweet and greasy voice can come from the same two lips as the previous Tyrannosaurus roar.

Before Xi Yuan behind him could respond to Song Yiting's question, Zhang Jin turned around as if he had just reacted, and glanced at Xi Yuan. showed a surprised expression that pretended to be very professional, "Hey, Mr. Xi, what a coincidence!" I didn't expect to meet you here! ”

"Is that you? Long time no see! How did you end up here? Xi Yuan's face didn't need to pretend, it showed a real surprised expression.

Zhang Jin smiled faintly and shrugged his shoulders. "This is my home!"

"Coincidentally, Tingting and I just moved here in the past few days! It's just downstairs in your house. Xi Yuan said with a smile.

"yes, this shijie is so small. I didn't expect us to become neighbors. This sentence is definitely Zhang Jin's feelings.

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Originally acquaintances at the bar, squeezed into a bed. It can be said that it is quite normal, after all, the bar has always been an important stronghold for men and women to eat and drink. can only be regarded as the two are more destined.

On the plane of an international flight, she met her daughter, which is already a super unlikely event.

At the parent-teacher meeting, it happened that Ye Meng's parents were not free. It just so happened that I went to participate for them, and it just so happened that this Xi Yuan turned out to be Ye Meng's homeroom teacher, which is already the lottery probability of the super jackpot.

Now, he has moved to a new home and has become his neighbor.

This probability is not much different from the probability that a comet hit the earth tens of millions of years ago, causing the extinction of the dinosaurs!

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Zhang Jin and Xi Yuan haven't talked for a couple of sentences. Song Yiting, who was thrown aside, was jealous. After striding over from the 'battlefield' at the table, he half-blocked in front of Xi Yuan, faced Zhang Jin, and said with a very unfriendly attitude: "Who are you?" What is the relationship with Yuanyuan? ”

When Zhang Jin and Song Yiting met for the first time, Song Yiting rushed in with the attitude of 'hero saving beauty'. At that time, it was estimated that this 'buddy' was still in the passionate pursuit, and there was no room for the second figure in his eyes except Xi Yuan, so he didn't have any impression of Zhang Jin's 'bad lewdness' at all.

"I am a parent of Ms. Xi's student. This is my home. I think we've seen it. Two months ago, during your school's parent-teacher conference, I was slapped by you in Teacher Xi's office! Zhang Jin said with a smile.

"Oh~, it turned out to be you!" Song Yiting's face suddenly softened.

The hero of the original oolong saved the beauty. But Song Yiting captured the key to Xi Yuan's heart. And later, Song Yiting also knew that the stick at that time was a pure misunderstanding, so she still felt guilty about Zhang Jin, a very wronged villain. ..., of course, there is also the reason why Xi Yuan has never revealed to Song Yiting that Zhang Jin made her count her lovers. Otherwise, Song Yiting not only would not feel guilty about Zhang Jin, but would have emasculated Zhang Jin's heart.

The desire for exclusivity for women is not something only pure masters have.

Now that she met the 'benefactor', of course Song Yiting was embarrassed to continue to be angry, and stretched out her right hand to Zhang Jin very gracefully, "Hello, new neighbor." I'm Song Yiting! ”

"Zhang Jin! It's a pleasure to be neighbors with you. My friend and I bothered you before, sorry! Zhang Jin also stretched out his right hand and shook it with her.

"It's okay, in fact, the sound insulation of our building is pretty good. It's just that you and your friends are a little too loud. It's also a little too heavy when you stomp your feet! ”

Song Yiting, who is not violent, is very manly and refreshing.

After chatting in a harmonious atmosphere, Zhang Jin found that the three of them were standing at the door chatting, and hurriedly invited: "Why don't we sit down and chat while eating?" ”

Zhang Jin's invitation is actually just a polite gesture, and normally it should be similar to sending off guests. But I didn't expect that Song Yiting, a half-master, was more than a pure master, more 'real', and 'cheeky', after listening to Zhang Jin's invitation, before Xi Yuan could say goodbye, she opened her mouth and agreed: "Okay!" To be honest, I smelled this scent the first time I opened the door, it was so gluttonous! ”

As he spoke, he raised his leg and wanted to walk to the table with the pot. Teacher Xi Yuanxi is still more reserved, and grabbed Song Yiting, who didn't know what politeness was, and excused: "Mr. Zhang, don't bother." Nini is still down there, leaving her at home, I don't worry! ”

What can Zhang Jin say? I could only continue to maintain a hospitable posture, "That's okay, bring Nini up." I haven't seen this little girl in a long time, and I really miss her now. ”

"Yes, yes. You sit here first, and I'll go down and pick up Nini...... Oops...... Why are you pinching me? Song Yiting was a little impatient.

Zhang Jin almost couldn't hold back his laughter, women are the same, they like to pinch the soft flesh of their man's waist. Picking up a piece of skin and turning it one hundred and eighty degrees to seven hundred and twenty degrees will definitely impress a man.

But what Zhang Jin didn't know was that the original lily female flower treated the lily male flower in the same way as between real men and women.

"Nini is still asleep! Can't wake her up. With that, Xi Yuan turned her face and thanked Zhang Jin very formally, "We won't bother you today." Now that you've become neighbors, we'll invite you at home another day. zaijian！ ”

After speaking, Xi Yuan glanced at Song Yiting very charmingly, then turned around and left.

Seeing that Xi Yuan had left, Song Yiting had no choice but to give up the delicious food in her mouth and chase out.

Finally sent away this pair of 'pure' 'sister flowers', Zhang Jin breathed a sigh of relief, wiped the sweat on his forehead that did not exist, closed the door and walked back to the table.

"Brothers, even if it's an elder brother, I beg you. Shall we be a little quieter? I don't want that woman to kill her a third time! ”

Zhang Jin said with some weakness.

The answer to him was that Luo Bei and several soldiers and brothers, all of whom were concerned, nodded at the same time.

"Guaranteed, I promise. It's scary, it's so aggrieved! When Song Yiting was furious before, relying on this female tyrannosaurus recently, the rifling on her face and chest was flooded with a frightened expression.

The expression of rifling was full of funny, so Zhang Jin couldn't help but smile and said to him when he raised the bowl: "Come, do a bowl of shock!" ”

The table full of people responded with a bang, and the eight bowls quickly collided together, and the sound of swallowing was loud.

After that, the sound on the wine table was much quieter, but the speed of the wine went down several times faster than before. It turned out that there was an intermission, a quarrel, a punch or something. Now I can only touch the bowl and toast.

Undoubtedly, the first person to drill the table was Luo Bei. This kid is a lewd player among the brothers, and the gap is naturally even more obvious compared to these wine sticks.

Compared with the gap between the Celestial Empire national football team and the Spanish national football team, heaven and earth.

After Luo Bei sacrificed, Zhang Jin fought with many soldiers for a long time before he killed the pangolin, rifling, knife handles, and firing pins one by one.

These brothers have the same position, the same military rank, and even the amount of alcohol is different. After the rifling was the first to fall, there was only half a bowl of wine, and the knife handles, pangolins and firing pins were like dominoes, and they performed the difficult action of 'grabbing the ground with their heads'.

After the firing pin fell, the tiger head burped with wine, bared his tongue, and pulled Zhang Jin to nag: "Zhang-brother, 'grenade' is not wrong, your amount of alcohol - burp - not bad!" "Howitzer was Rego's nickname when he was in the army.

"That--of course, I-grenade, when did I say it-false!" Brother Lei's tongue is longer than a tiger's head, and if you don't distinguish it carefully, you don't know what this guy is talking about.

"Anyway, you tiger head...... It's a pleasure to meet you little brother today. Let's make another bowl of it. As he spoke, the tiger's arm staggered up, and he touched the wine bowl of Lei Ge and Zhang Jin who came up, and most of the bowl of wine flowed directly down his throat and into his belly again.

As a result, after this bowl of wine. Tiger Head and Brother Lei squeezed under the table together 'shoulder to shoulder' and got together with their comrades. (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support is my biggest motivation. )