"I'm a good person, I'm really a good person."

It's pretty much become my mantra, and every time I say it, the audience's expressions and attitudes are weird and subtle.

"Hehe, the weather is good today, very windy and sunny, especially suitable for camping. By the way, we minotaurs are really not interested in forage, can we bring steak without forage next time we go camping? I like the three ripe ones the most, and the most delicious with a little blood. ”

This is the answer of a stupid cow who loves beef, although it is obviously a change of topic, but it is also the most comfortable answer.

"Hehe, you're funny, master, but this joke is a bit old-fashioned."

"Haha, good guy? Laugh at me, you are a good person, I am a love saint! "Adam really doesn't give any face.

"No, even if Roland becomes a good person, you can't become a love saint. But Adam is aiming high, Lovers? Do you want me to build you a city lord? Palace, a wide range of beauties? But soon, Margaret's substantial resentment made Adam know what trouble came out of his mouth, well, this was naturally what I told Margaret.

Well, most of the people who know me a little bit have the same reaction as Eliza and Adam's stupidity, taking my "good guy theory" as another joke.

However, in my concept, I do try to be a good person.

"As a lich, if I go to help the old lady cross the road, I'm afraid the old lady will immediately call the chengguan to save her life. However, eliminating evil is also promoting good, and killing a villain is more effective than doing ten small good deeds. Let the whole city operate in order, and let ordinary citizens live well, no matter how you look at it, it is worth 100,000 good fruits. ”

But alas, my evil lich system doesn't recognize it, and he still lays out one evil daily mission after another.

It's just that these tasks don't work, and I always deduct evil points How can I be resurrected, but as a law enforcer, it's even more impossible to act wantonly, so I always need to rack my brains to turn these devastating daily tasks into pranks that don't violate the bottom line of the law.

"Forcing hundreds of people to roll on the ground and collapse in despair? Let's try Tickle Hell" The aftermath of this is that the chicken feathers in the square used to create the tickle hell won me a huge ticket and aftermath fees

"The more terrible the public kills an intelligent being, the better? This is simple, it's you, Cockroach Jun, a wisdom enhancement technique, and then the Manchu Ten Torture Entertainment, hehe, it's better to divide the corpse of five horses first, or to cut it with a thousand knives. Eliza, lend me the needle you used to mend your clothes. What is it used for? A scalpel, of course. ”

The sequelae of this incident is that Eliza ignored me for a week, did not come close to me within three meters for a month, looked at me with contempt, and when she had to shout, the exit was "bed bug master"

In this way, Hu Lai naturally worked hard at first, but later, it was full of fun wrestling with the city managers, huh? I seem to know that Weishenme Snowhoof and Lilith always join the camp of fighting wits and courage with the chengguan, and the ancients are right, happiness and metamorphosis are contagious.

Well, as a law enforcer, it's okay to always cause trouble for the chengguan, so I'm going to find an opportunity to talk about them. (Mystery Voice: You have the face to say them?!) ）

Ahem, it looks like it's off topic again, let's get down to business.

I used to be puzzled, the weishenme system was reluctant to admit that I was a good person, and I used to wonder if I would be an evil lich forever, but one day, when I roared at a criminal, I somehow figured it out.

"Do you think that if you kill the other party's father, and then pay all the family property to compensate the other party's daughter, and make moral amends, you are not guilty? You are deceiving yourself! Hypocrite! ”

"No matter what you have done, the crime has been committed, the victim's pain has become a fact at the moment you committed the crime, and no matter how much you argue and make amends afterwards, you cannot change the crime that has been committed. Only by accepting the judgment and punishment of the law can you wash away your sins. If you really regret the beginning, you will give me a good prison to reform, atone for my sins, and come out and be a clean person. ”

Not to mention the impulsive murderer who was given a light sentence of 15 years in prison because of the victim's daughter's intercession.

When the case was closed and I went to court, I collapsed, and a sense of powerlessness that I had never felt before haunted me......

In the quiet room where no one was around, slumped in a chair, covering my head, but only seeing the arms with bones left, I could figure it out completely

No matter what I do in the future, the past crimes will always be on my back, the soul that died because of me is enough to fill the entire River Styx, no matter how many people I save and how many good deeds I do, I am still a sinner, I can't even deceive my own heart, how can I make the system admit that I have become a good person.

"On the monument of the code in front of the Supreme Court is still the motto written by me: "The only thing that can clear the crime is a fair trial and the sanction of the code, and no one can be exempted." 】”

But alas, it seems that no one can judge me yet, so naturally I can only continue to wander between good and evil, waiting for the judgment day that may never come.......

Perhaps, in my heart, I also vaguely perceived how ironic and ridiculous it is that the great sinner who almost destroyed Shijie sits on the judge's seat and tries the petty sinners who killed several people

"Ha, what's wrong with me being a hypocrite, I'm not talking about stupid things like peace of mind, I just think that the Ash Continent has not yet reached the time of destruction, since the original 'history' has proved that there is no way to survive the catastrophe in the normal way, then, let me, a hypocrite, try the crooked ways."

Yes, that's what I did, and right now, I'm in a little bit of trouble.

At this time, receiving information from the "bystanders", it was the Blackwater Legion of Karon City that attacked the east gate of Brimstone Mountain City, which was the personal guard of the city lord steelback pig orcs.

Well, "Humph" is the name of this orc lord, please respect the tradition of pig orcs to be named after the sound of their cubs when they are born.

But unfortunately, another side effect of this custom is that as long as you shout "Humph, I'll you X" in the place where the pig orcs gather, then there are often three or four hundred hums coming to you to trouble

There was once a wise man of the Flying Whoggard Pig Clan, Pig Head Three, who invented the way to call the number number behind the name to solve this problem, but unfortunately, because the pig orcs with low intelligence can often only count to twenty with their toes at most, this method is really not operable, so they have no choice but to give up.

Well, the creator is probably fair, although the pig orcs are intellectually worrisome, ugly and amazing, and smelly reminiscent of the pig house, but they are born with divine power, and they have rough skin and thick meat, and most importantly, they are still very capable of giving birth, as long as the number of any race goes up, there will always be mutated geniuses, and there will be no fewer strong ones.

The Blackwater Legion is such an example, every recruit is selected from a thousand pig orcs, and then fights and trains each other, eliminating the weak and leaving the strong, and finally the one who survives among the ten becomes the glorious guard of the city lord.

Although the Blackwater Legion is only 3,000 people, it has the obvious weakness of the slow sprinting of infantry feet, but the average level is as high as 50 silver rank, and it is also a classic orc berserker with shaman priest combination, pig orcs are born with rough skin and thick meat, and the shaman will open a bloodthirsty demon spell, such a heavy infantry team is crazy, it is countless moving Roshan, and it is difficult to resist the head-on collision, which is quite prestigious.

Of course, this is still even if it is placed in the underground shijie where the strong hands are like clouds, if such a heavy army appears on the ground, it will be at least the level of the royal guard of the human empire.

Fifteen minutes ago, there were nearly a thousand Blackwater hoplites and dark shamans, charging all the way along the open east gate, rampage with impunity.

It seems that in order to show goodwill to the underground covenant and completely take the Brimstone Mountain City, the city lord is also willing to send nearly half of his family members, and those corrupt councilors can always hide them outside the city.

And the latest to confront them is the Dark Elf Chengguan patrol team that was the first to receive a report, and they only have one team, with a full strength of ten people

Covering the escape of ordinary citizens, a squad of Dark Elf Paladins will not retreat, and the Dark Elves are often quite beautiful, and the pig orcs are naturally brutal and good. color, they don't even pick whether they live or die

The corpses were devoured and toyed with at the same time, and the corpses of the dutiful garrisons were reduced to the toys of the orcs, and perhaps thanks to the scattered military discipline and stupidity of the pig orcs, they even began to fight each other in order to compete for the priority of enjoying the "spoils of war".

And at this time, when I arrived, there was such a miserable situation like hell on earth.

"Hah, though, I'm glad I'm still the evil lich system, as long as you can get stronger as you want, how easy it is. After all, the wicked still need the wicked to grind, and what else can be more evil by evil, more reckless and more pleasant than the mob. ”

The cold and vicious curse resonated in the soul, and the endless killing intent roared in the mind, and eventually, turned into cold words.

"Kill them all!"

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PS。 In order to improve the quality, the main line has been adjusted, and two shifts will be prepared tomorrow