Chapter 499: I didn't do that incident at the Yasukuni Shrine
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"So the question is, what is it that turns the fierce and violent African tribal warriors into peace-loving Third World brothers?" Sigma cocked up his finger and said in a deep voice, "I guess, it's the Maxim heavy machine gun." [To see the latest chapter of this book, please go to hua]. The update is so fast. To sum up, Africans can't beat Europeans, so Isaac was beaten by me for a few hours, and he couldn't think about it for a while, so he sent a distress signal to your insurance company......"
Lu'na blinked, looked at Sigma with earnest words and a righteous face, and said to herself that this guy is not ordinary shameless, why is his ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense so powerful......
"But Isaac, my poor good friend forgot one thing, and that is that I am also a customer of your company, and I am of a higher rank than him." Sigma sighed, "So when the Naga captain arrived with his horse, he asked about the cause and effect, and found that it was purely Isaac who started it, so the Naga captain proposed a ......proposal that I was very touched by but felt was very inappropriate."
The paladin looked at Nazchar, his eyes full of affirmation and emotion: "The Naga leader said that since this is Isaac's fault, and my customer level is much higher than Isaac, he can help me beat Isaac, and he will beat him to death...... I'm impressed, but Isaac is my friend after all, so how can I allow this passionate Naga friend to beat him up? โ
This...... It's a bit different from what I've heard!
Nazchar looked at Sigma with a righteous face in amazement, and it took a moment to realize that this guy was talking nonsense......
"But Isaac, my poor friend, who has spent countless dollars and still hasn't caught Zeppelin, is a little out of control, and when he hears that Naga captain is going to beat him, he doesn't say a word, he ......" a sad expression appeared on the paladin's face, "he blew up!" Oh my god, I didn't know he had this particular hobby......"
The corners of Nazchar's eyes twitched, and she said in a trembling voice: "Bomb...... What was blown up? โ
"A sustainable resource with a color between black and yellow, a peculiar smell, and a subtle water-soluble 'nature', well, a 'hybrid'." Sigma seemed to shudder, shocked and scared, "That scene was really ...... Ah, poor captain Naga, it's all over the face, all over the face......"
The paladin sighed a few more times and continued: "To sum up, this jealous and hateful Naga captain brother is angry. He said that Isaac, a tribal pig, had insulted the great Union dog and was suspected of polluting the beautiful ocean with feces and causing vicious damage to the ecosystem, so he was going to take my friend Isaac to a three-cut-six 'hole' according to the rules of the road. You must know that Isaac is a good friend of mine, and I must stop this, but the Naga captain brother, who is very impulsive, will not say a word...... Isaac was robbed! โ
"......" Nazshar was silent for a moment before she said astringently, "So? โ
"So!" Sigma pointed at the Naga warrior and said righteously, "One of your company's security captains has openly abducted my dear friend Isaac from under our noses!" Now my friend, your customer, may be treated and harmed unfairly by an insurance company employee, I ask you to find out the whereabouts of both of them at once and bring my good friend to me completely! โ
For a moment, even 'Lu' Na looked at her cheap dad with disbelief...... It's completely reversed black and white, and I don't think I will be able to tell it in a hundred years......
Obviously, Nazchar, who lives in the middle of the sea and has a simple nature, is by no means a match for a cunning human like Sigma, and without blinking his eyes, he fastens the heads of the two victims one after another, and then attacks the company from the perspective of the victims' friends...... Nazshar was shocked for a long time, and chirped, "Your Excellency...... The incident reports we received did not seem to be like this......"
"You mean, I'm lying, an eight-star Diamond Supreme VIP customer?" Sigma stepped forward, patted his chest and said angrily, "My friend Isaac, he is also an important customer of your company!" He made a contract with you! In order to protect a security captain, you don't even care about the dignity and safety of important customers! Do you still want to do business! Where is the business 'spirit'! The shop is a big bully! In the long run, you will lose the most important credibility, and I am very sad! If this continues, I can't help but hire a water army to hack you on the Internet! โ
Nazchar was 'forced' back a few steps by Sigma's spittle, and said with a subtle expression: "But Your Excellency...... Mr. Isaac's own statement seems to be quite different from your description......"
"Are your skulls broken?" Sigma stomped her foot and roared, "It's clear that Isaac has been threatened and intimidated!" That's when he told a lie against his will! I'm Isaac's best friend! Before his most beloved son died, he used his last strength to ask me to take care of his father, how could I harm him! โ
No, no, my father, it seems that you killed the son of Isaac in red......
In short, the paladin pressed step by step, looked at Nazchar, and said sharply: "So, you have to 'hand' my good friend Isaac back to me completely!" It can't be put off any longer! Did you know about Stockholm syndrome? During the kidnapping, the hostages may have unusual feelings for the kidnappers, so ...... What if Isaac falls in love with that Naga captain! Naga's lower body is a snake! And it's a male 'sex'! Where to 'plug'! โ
โฆโฆ Is this the focus of concern? So, as long as there is a place that can be 'plugged', even if Isaac falls in love with the male 'sex' Naga, it's no problem?
Nazchar's expression became very tangled, the other party was obviously talking nonsense, but there was nothing she could do...... She thought for a moment, and a wry smile appeared on her face: "About this question...... Your Excellency, with my level, I can't make a decision, so I need to ask my superiors, so, if it's rude, I'll be with you first......"
Saying this, Nazcharhu 'messily' bowed twice, and almost escaped in a wolf bรจi.
After Naga escaped, Lu'na looked at Sigma with a strange face, and said for a while, "Father, it's shameless......
The paladin said proudly: "Hmph, little girl, your shamelessness is inherited from yourself, isn't this nonsense?" โ
"......" Patience, patience.
After trying her best to calm her mind, Lu'na said, "What is my father going to do?" If they do send Isaac and confront you on the spot, you'......"
Sigma smiled: "Of course, Isaac insisted that Isaac was brainwashed by someone who had given a 'spirit' hint, so he scolded me and slandered me in every way." And the only way to solve the problem is for me, a dear friend and powerful paladin, to use the warm holy light to help my friend remove the influence of the 'essence' divine control...... How 'awesome'. โ
The warm light ...... 'Lu' Na's heart, I was really cured by you, and Isaac's brain was probably turned into a 'chicken' egg and 'flower'......
The paladin raised his eyebrows: "Isaac can come to confront me, it's the best ending...... The key question is, will they send him obediently? โ
"Definitely, don't worry, if my father comes alone, maybe there will be another 'wave', but this time I accompanied you, this matter is absolutely fine." Lu'na patted her breast, and she looked like she was very powerful.
Sigma just smiled noncommittally...... This fish ball still didn't understand what it meant that the Naga leader immediately took the opportunity to rob Isaac that day.
My cheap 'girl'...... No matter what status you have in the Sea Clan, it seems that there are many people who don't buy your account.
He shook his head, kept it in his heart, and then began to speak with Lu'na, a top-notch reception room decorated with a large number of ornaments of various races, luxurious and noble, without the vulgarity of the nouveau riche, presumably by the hand of a master...... Yudan'er seemed to be familiar with this qiฤ, and introduced them to Sigma one by one, and after about ten minutes, Nazchar knocked on the 'door' again.
Seeing Naga's expression, Na's little face sank with a swipe.
"I'm sorry, Your Excellency, but the corporate resolution layer means ......"
Lu'na stepped forward and said in a deep voice: "Needless to say, sue me, Nazchar, who made the decision?" โ
Poor Naga hung her head and didn't say a word, if she was human, she would be sweating at the moment...... 'Lu' Na stared at her and snorted coldly, "I don't embarrass you...... But don't say yes, I'll go to the Hydra Coral Center in person to check on the mastermind of Naria's Hydra Coral Center to see who can stop me, and today, I still have to find out the whereabouts of that pirate! โ
She turned to look at Sigma, "Father is here to rest for a while, I'll go do some errands." โ
Although he is still called Sigma's father, the mermaid and the 'girl' are no longer coquettish and obsessed when they first met, but haunted by awe-inspiring power.
Watching 'Lu' turn into mist and fly away, Nazshar remained pitifully in place, looking at Sigma, the look in her eyes was really a thousand knots, and a thousand words converged into one sentence - all say that you are harmful.
But who is Sigma? He 'touched' his chin, looked at Nazshar, and said leisurely: "Alas, my 'girl' is soft-hearted and not decisive at all. If I were her, cut off your head immediately, and then carry your head and do what I had to do, you say, who would dare to stop it, and who would dare to oppose it? โ
When poor Naga heard this, she fled.
The paladin looked at her back and thoughtfully: "Merfolk and Naga, merfolk and Naga...... It doesn't seem to be monolithic inside this sea clan......"