"Congratulations on completing the third-order master mission, gaining 5 internal strength, 5 fame, and 5 division contribution."

After going online, Gao Chao first went to get the task of the division, and the luck of being a teacher today was relatively average, and he received a very ordinary third-order task, and the reward was also very average, and there were no additional good things.

Despite this, Gao Chao's mood was still very moist.

If you look closely, it is not difficult to find that the dead black fat man in the game is simply humming songs all the way to do tasks, and looking at the sassy expression on his face, it is easy to guess how moist his mood is this afternoon.

The reason for all this is very simple, before landing in the game, Kunshen finally contacted the girl who brought him hope and motivation for seven years - Nuan Nuan...... The two had a brief and cramped conversation, but for Gao Chao, it was as if he had experienced a puppy love, and it was indescribably exciting.

The most important point is that there is a small agreement between the two, even though it is only a brief conversation.

Because of this agreement, Kunshen couldn't control his emotions like a middle school student who had just fallen in love, and wrote all his thoughts on his face.

"You and I agreed that we are not allowed to mention the sad past, and we also say that Haomu has secrets and is more transparent to each other......"

Teleported from the mountain gate of Shaolin Temple to Xiangyang City, Ku Ge Fat released the little donkey, the only super wind mount in the whole Shijie, riding on the back of the little donkey, humming songs in his mouth, and the appearance of the sassy bag was no longer able to look at it directly.

Next, Cool Brother Fat became the subject of all the players in the city.

Players or candid or capture or flash shots,From all angles 360 degrees without dead angles, the cool brother fat and his wind mount were sent all over,Later, there was a rumor on the rivers and lakes,Thousands of miles of empty women in Xiangyang City riding a donkey to stand on the street to sell cute pictures,24 hours were forwarded 186 million times worldwide,Create a 24-hour picture forwarding shijie record。

"The Most Abusive Man and Beast in History - Watching a 200-pound black fat man sit on a 100-pound little donkey"

"The unqualified scumbag who doesn't care for wild animals the most in the game industry - a thousand miles of empty women! 》

"A human tragedy that is more inhumane than the cat abuse case - donkey abuse case!" Click on this link to watch how the man of the year [Thousand Miles of Sky Woman] abuses a little donkey with her weight! 》

"Why is the first little donkey in martial arts shijie red and swollen? Why does the corner of the woman's eyes always stay in the depths of the little donkey's chrysanthemum? Why do the hundreds of sows in the village scream frequently in the middle of the night? Why are the condoms in the commissary repeatedly hacked? Why are female dormitory underwear frequently stolen? Who committed the serial rape of sows? The old nun's door is knocked on every night, is it a person or a ghost? What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little? Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality? Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger for helplessness? Stay tuned for tonight's 23:59:60 27273 Game Channel's annual masterpiece "The Story That the Sky Woman and the Little Donkey Have to Tell", let's follow the camera into the heart of the Sky Woman and the little donkey......"

All of a sudden, all kinds of posts about the Thousand Miles Sky Woman and the Little Donkey flooded the major forums of Shijie.

Most of the posts have taken the attitude of black cool brother fat, after all, in this shijie, it is not easy to praise a person, but it is too easy to want to hack a person. In general, these posts can basically be regarded as "a follow-up event caused by selling cuteness on the street".

Maybe it's because of ulterior motives, maybe it's purely because of envy, jealousy and hatred, maybe it's because I can't get used to seeing the Thousand Miles Sky Woman become the first man to have a mount in martial arts shijie, and the players of all shijie inexplicably united once, and spared no effort to make the cool brother fat to death.

Sister Lala was very happy about this, and she was pleasantly surprised to find that in the past two days, the most popular search keywords on major portal websites are 5 words: Thousand Miles of Sky Women...... In this way, it is equivalent to the whole Shijie people hyping up Brother Ku Fat for free, making him a well-known figure for women and children on the streets.

And the Sky Woman herself is very calm, because he never looks at these boring things, and is still immersed in the pleasure of early love, and hums in his mouth: "I have a little donkey, I love to ride every day, and one day I rode to the market on a whim......"

This song fulfilled his childhood dream, when he heard the song "I have a little donkey I never ride", Kun Shen said he couldn't understand, weishenme has a little donkey but doesn't ride? At that time, he had a wish, if he had a little donkey in the future, he would definitely do the opposite and ride to the market every day.

On this day of this year, his childhood dream finally came true!

From this level, the Sky Woman is also a dream chaser!

I saw that the black fat man was twisting and turning on the back of the little donkey, originally riding the little donkey head-on, but after a while, he became riding the little donkey upside down, obviously cosplaying an old fairy in the Eight Immortals across the sea, the singing words in his mouth changed again, and his voice was melodious: "Zhang Guo rode a donkey to sing, why are there so many disasters in the world?" Go, go, subdue demons. Come on, come on, Rimei Tuo ......"

On this day, the players of Xiangyang City saw what it means to be shameless.

Generally, players who stand on the street to sell cuteness,It's about the same for ten minutes to sell cute.,After all, selling cuteness for too long is easy to cause public outrage.。 But the Thousand-Mile-Day Sky Woman is not an ordinary person, this product is a bit of a public enemy of the whole people, and she was stunned to change various postures and sell cute clothes in the city for an hour!

In the face of the provocation or abuse of various players in the city, the dead black fat man didn't seem to hear it at all, and he didn't speak, just looked around at the excited crowd with that unbearable look, and the eyes seemed to say: I'm standing on the street, I'm just selling cute, come on, come and hit me~~!

To put it responsibly, if it weren't for the system's regulations that there could be no PK in the city, the Thousand Miles of Sky Woman would definitely be killed back to the novice village by tens of thousands of angry people that afternoon......

After having a good time, Gao Chao manipulated the little fat brother to come to the blacksmith shop, and now that his raw materials are sufficient, it is time to rush to forge and increase the proficiency of his life occupation.

At the moment when he jumped off the little donkey, he heard a pleasant bell sound, and he changed to someone else, who might not pay attention to this detail, but Kun Shen noticed that this bell sound was a little strange, as if there was something mixed in the middle.

walked over and groped for the bell over and over again, and found that in the middle of the silver bell, there was a slightly different silver light, and that silver light was a thin silver needle embedded in the middle of the bell!

Forcefully pulled the silver needle out of the bell, Brother Ku's fat mood was completely messy, at this moment, his mind was full of Zhong Zhentao's line in the old movie "East Becomes West": "Hidden weapon, it's a hidden weapon!" I repeat, this is a secret weapon! ”

・