Volume 1 [067] 36D man
"My, my, captain, sorry, my fault ......"
At the door of the Golden Ancient Yellow dungeon, there is a player who has just hung up and re-entered the dungeon after being resurrected. This player called [I'm ugly but I have a friend] hurriedly daoqian as soon as he entered the dungeon, and the object of his apology was the awesome character Dragon Heart, who was once the number one on the four lists.
"I'm also responsible, I didn't count the CD, I was half a second late, and I didn't brush the blood."
Another Wudang Taoist priest in the team called [Poor Dao] also stood up to take responsibility, looking at the route he took, he should be the same as Volini, the father in the team.
"It's okay, Li Mochou's fault tolerance rate is relatively low, everyone cheer up and do it again."
The Dragon Team is not as narrow-minded as the outside world sunspot said, and it is still relatively leader when leading the team.
Not long ago, this team successfully pushed to the No. 1 and No. 2 bosses in the Golden Ancient Yellow dungeon, and when facing the No. 3 boss, because MT [I'm ugly but I have a friend] was careless, and the daddy [Poor Road] didn't brush the blood at the last moment, which directly triggered the inverted T incident, and then it became a tragedy to destroy the group.
As the heart of the dragon said, in fact, the difficulty of Li Mochou's boss is not very high, the only problem is that the fault tolerance rate is very low, and if it is a little slower for a second and a half, someone may be poisoned.
Dragonheart's words were lighthearted, but his four teammates were not so relaxed in their hearts. After the group was destroyed, he had to deal with Li Mochou again, and he had to watch the opening animation for 15 minutes alone, and he couldn't skip it. They all know that there are other high-end teams that are clearing the wasteland Li Mochou, maybe this delay will lead to the first kill achievement being snatched away by others.
Looking at their teammates with ashamed faces, the Dragons have a kind of sadness that it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. His comprehensive strength is far ahead of his four teammates, but there is a problem, the disciple of the Tang Sect is destined to be an output profession, and he can't milk or T. And everyone on the earth knows that if you want to open up a desert copy, the most important thing is to configure a strong MT and wet nurse, as for DPS, the requirements are not so high, as long as you don't get too pitted, you can basically beat it.
When dealing with Li Mochou just now, the heart of the dragon hit a very gorgeous damage, but unfortunately in the face of such a tragedy as falling T, even if his damage is high, it is useless, and once MT falls, he can't withstand Li Mochou's ravage.
After the heart of the dragon calmed down his teammates, the five-person team attacked Sister Mo Chou again.
The first time I watched the scene animation in the dungeon, it was very fresh for players. But the second time you watch it, it's going to be a little annoying, especially these five players who can't wait to get the first kill, and they can't wait to skip the animation and go straight to the point.
finally survived the 15-minute scene animation, and the five of them were just about to pounce on Sister Mochou and beat Sister Mochou, and a series of ear-shattering system announcements resounded throughout the server:
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Thousand Miles of Sky Woman] and her teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, winning the first kill of the Dungeon, and rewarding Skill Point 1 and Fame 100. ”
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Chrysanthemum Still Tight] and his teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, winning the first kill of the dungeon, and rewarding Skill Point 1 and Fame 100. ”
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Play Milk in Beijing] and his teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, win the first kill of the dungeon, and reward 1 skill point and 100 Fame. ”
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Female Benefactor Volini] and her teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, winning the first kill of the dungeon, and rewarding Skill Point 1 and Fame 100. ”
Hearing this announcement, Daddy [Poor Dao] forgot to add blood, causing the hero to rush over and prepare for a self-redemption MT [I'm ugly but I have a friend] No one cared about, and he was killed alive by Sister Mochou's Five Poisons Divine Palm plus three no-three hands.
At this moment, the face of the Dragon Heart was no longer as light and breezy as it was a few seconds ago, and the three teammates who had not yet hung up had an illusion, the face of the Dragon Team just now seemed to have turned the color of pig liver, and then from the color of pig liver to green......
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"Brother Cake is mighty!"
"Brother Cake is domineering!"
"Brother Cake, do you dare to be a little more coquettish?"
In the other dungeon space, Li Mochou was also dealt with, but the atmosphere was very relaxed and joyful, and there was talk and laughter in the five-person team. If this scene is recorded as a video and posted on the Internet, it will definitely make countless players lose their teeth. In the face of a perverted and terrifying boss like Li Mochou, which of the pioneers is not as dignified as a great enemy, how can they have time to laugh?
And the time to laugh is not before the boss, but in the process of fighting the boss, the five people chatted while fighting, and this little day was too nourishing.
To be able to have such a performance, you can imagine how coquettish this five-person team is. If there are connoisseurs present, it is not difficult to see that this five-person squad is indeed very coquettish, a typical coquettish route. But the most coquettish person in the team was the Mingjiao disciple called [Xingyu Cake].
If you are a little more careful, you can see that there is a butterfly symbol on the chest of Xingyu Cake's Mingjiao power suit, which shows that he is from a special place - Butterfly Valley!
Jin Yongda's famous doctor and the Demon Sect have a relationship between cutting and unraveling and messing, [Murderous Famous Doctor] Ping Yizhi is like this, [Enemy of the Yama King] Xue Muhua is like this, and [Butterfly Valley Medical Immortal] Hu Qingniu is not exempt from vulgarity, but is a disciple of Mingjiao. Because Hu Qingniu's life only healed the wounds and diseases of the disciples of the Ming Sect, it didn't matter if people in the Ming Sect died in front of him, and there was another title called [Seeing Death and Not Saving].
The [Apricot Jade Cake] in front of him is by no means as simple as an ordinary Mingjiao disciple, obviously after reaching 100 fame, he completed a special Mingjiao sect task, and then worshiped under Hu Qingniu's sect and became a disciple of Butterfly Valley. In other words, Xingyu cake will focus on the treatment route in the future, and it is a typical daddy.
Speaking of Hu Qingniu's medical skills, it is amazing, even Zhang Wuji's medical skills are learned from Hu Qingniu, this apricot jade cake in front of him is a little blue out of the blue and better than the blue, there is no pressure to treat four teammates, and from time to time he also takes the time to output a few times, which seems to be at ease. It is precisely because of the coquettish treatment of Xingyu cake that the four teammates have time to chat and fart while fighting the boss.
In the game world, the name of Xingyu Cake may be better than Hu Qingniu in the novel, known as a god-like daddy, and once had the glorious deeds of saving the whole team by himself. The Tianfu team was able to win the double championship that year, all thanks to their twin stars. These twin stars were the spiritual leader of the Tianfu clan [Kun who does not distinguish between day and night], and the captain of the team at that time [Xingyu Cake].
In terms of comprehensive strength, Xingyu Cake is slightly inferior to the four major obscene demons, and the PVP level may not be as good as the Dragon's Heart, but in the field of treatment, Xingyu Cake has super strength. For a while, Xingyu Cake, who was at the peak of his career, once showed off the extreme operation that earthlings could not do, and was known as Shijie's first daddy.
Over time, Xingyu Cake has a recognized nickname - 36D Man!
People who like apricot jade cakes call him a 36D man, 36D, you can imagine how big his milk is, how much milk there is.
People who hate apricot jade cakes also call him a 36D man, a man with 36D, after all, is a very weird thing.
Since retiring three years ago, Xingyu Cake has formed her own guild, focusing on PVE, and taking pleasure in getting the first kill. His team is quite strong, and he has won quite a few first kills in the past three years, and some people have already called him the king of PVE.
"There is only 35,000 blood left, come on, the first kill is just around the corner!"
"Don't worry, the first kill will definitely be ours!"
"Yes, we have 36D men, no pressure to push down Mo Chou's sister!"
Several teammates were full of confidence, just when Li Mochou only had 30,100 qi and blood left, and he was about to run away with 100 points of blood and was "startled", a series of system announcements came:
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Thousand Miles of Sky Woman] and her teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, winning the first kill of the Dungeon, and rewarding Skill Point 1 and Fame 100. ”
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Chrysanthemum Still Tight] and his teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, winning the first kill of the dungeon, and rewarding Skill Point 1 and Fame 100. ”
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Play Milk in Beijing] and his teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, win the first kill of the dungeon, and reward 1 skill point and 100 Fame. ”
"Server First: Salute to Jin Gu Huang! Congratulations to [Female Benefactor Volini] and her teammates for becoming the first squad player to clear the Golden Ancient Yellow Dungeon, winning the first kill of the dungeon, and rewarding Skill Point 1 and Fame 100. ”
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