Therefore, for undisciplined people, serious and rigid guys are the most difficult to deal with.

How should you answer when a girl stands in front of you with a serious face, concise but very sincere, and says that she wants to take you to the toilet?

First, the yellow joke passed the test in confusion.

"No, I'm so sorry, I'm the health room party."

"Obscenity!" The opponent drew his sword and slashed it.

Second, use humorous jokes to expose the matter.

"Actually, I don't want to go to the toilet, I just want to witness a poignant story: that day, a burst crystal full of infinite enthusiasm was accidentally lost in the toilet, and when it wandered helplessly, a dung pit contained it, and they fell in love with each other, you have me, I have you, and then, under the curse of thousands of bachelors, this pair exploded."

"Guards! This man intended to cause an explosion in the barracks! Take! ”

Third, the deep pretending to admit the wrong flow.

"I'm sorry, I just wanted to blow up the toilet, but now I don't want to, I didn't have a choice before, now I want to be a good person."

"You go to the princess and see if she makes you a good person!"

"You're letting me die."

"No, I didn't."

Fourth, perfunctory coping will be calculated and flowed.

"Ahaha, there's no need to trouble you, I'll just go alone, you go and do your business, don't come along, ahahaha, I'll be back soon!"

"Understood, don't worry, I won't talk nonsense to others."

“…… Did you misunderstand something, hey! ”

"There is no misunderstanding of anything, as well as sir. Pastor Malcolm in the city of Carlo is a man of great medical skill and a great personal character......"

"You've obviously misunderstood a lot!"

――In short, no matter which option you choose, it seems that you will lose something important.

But sigma is sigma. Witty, sharp, and quick to react, he always has his own way, which is the instinct he has cultivated in his life of death, after all, he is the king of bear children, a legend that will not die no matter how he dies.

"Then I'll leave you to lead the way."

Those who know the times, Junjie also.

…… However, this wonderful world often has unexpected changes, and sometimes even Junjie can't calm down.

"It's a women's restroom, hey!" Sigma pointed to the boarded house in front of him. Just now, the two female soldiers pushed the door out, and when they looked up, they found Sigma with an expressionless face in front of them. First there was anger on their faces, and then they glanced at Fiona who was following Sigma, and the two girls seemed to think of something that they shouldn't associate with, and then their faces were full of horror. Running away.

"In the camp. There are only female soldiers, bathhouse toilets, and there is no distinction between men and women. Fiona looked calm, crossed Sigma, pushed the door in, and a cold voice came out, "Guest toilet, two choices." Hurry up and get out of here. ”

"......" no. I gotta go!

"Where are you going? There was no one inside. Sigma turned around and was about to run, but a terrible voice immediately sounded from behind her.

Sigma turned her head stiffly, and said with a smile: "Waiying men's toilet, please take me there, do you think it?" ”

Fiona stared at Sigma for two seconds, shook her head and said: "The men's toilet in the outer camp is not very clean, there are soldiers inside, solve the needs, His Royal Highness is heroic, unlike, the soldiers are strong, I am afraid of collisions, take you there, I don't see it well." ”

“……”

Eventually, under Fiona's gaze, Sigma shook his face three times and pushed open the door of the toilet.

Having blown up countless in his life, he swore he had never had such a strong killing intent on a toilet as he did today......

It seems to be a high-class toilet for female officers, and the abundant use of spices hides the smell of the thing with a rich aroma, and the toilet seat is carefully covered with soft tweed, and there is a row of mysterious feminine products in front of the sink......

it, what am I doing, my soul is light!

Solving the personal problem as quickly as possible, Sigma pushed the door out with an expressionless face, no one knew what kind of mental journey the necromancer had gone through in just a few minutes, but it was certain that after this trip to the women's bathroom, someone's bottomless lower limit was probably shaken a little more......

Fiona stood in front of the door like a guard, and when she saw Sigma coming out, she asked lightly, "After going to the toilet, how do you feel?" ”

Sigma looked at the unsmiling girl in front of her, crying or laughing, and after a moment of silence, she squeezed out a very reluctant smile and gave a thumbs up: "Discharge the filth, and be relaxed." ”

Then, as if she had completed some sacred mission, Fiona showed a hint of an indifferent smile and nodded, "That's fine, let's go." ”

Faced with such a sincere smile, Sigma didn't know what to say, at this time, maybe just a smile was enough, so Sigma grinned, revealing the legendary amiable and kind smile.

So in the inner camp of the Iron Bear Legion, the female soldiers saw an extremely strange scene, Captain Fiona took a man dressed as a mage and walked towards the princess's military tent one after the other, both of them were slightly stiff and a little uncoordinated, the man had a very subtle smile on his face, although it was very good-looking, but for some reason, it would make people have an illusion of vigilance, and Captain Fiona took a few steps, and quietly turned his head to glance at the side, and after a few steps, he quietly turned his head to glance at the side......

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The horses' hooves roared, and a dozen cavalry rushed out from behind the camp, over the vast vineyards, in the direction of the manor.

Lyudmila took the lead, twelve carefully selected elite guards followed, Sigma and Fiona were on the left hand side of the eldest princess, and on the right hand side were two middle-aged women who did not look amazing and carried heavy swords.

From time to time, Lyudmila's meaningful gaze would glance at him, wandering between Sigma and Fiona. The necromancer was as thick-skinned as a city wall, and he didn't ask Fiona to keep it a secret at all, because he couldn't tell. And it's useless - even if Lyudmila knows about it, it doesn't matter, anyway, she knows the more embarrassing things, and she doesn't have to be overwhelmed by debts......

Everyone dismounted at the street sign, the direction of the arrow pointed to the mountain, and the wooden sign was written "Nina Vidora" in an elegant and beautiful font, which was full of peculiar charm and inexplicable feelings. The familiar feeling once again caused Sigma to ponder, the air was filled with the smell of burnt paste, and there was a lot to see as far as the eye could see. For example, charred corpses, half-cut trees, and ruins at the top of the mountain, judging by the scale of the ruins. It must have been gorgeous before.

"Use this as a boundary." Lyudmila pointed to the street sign. He pointed to the thunderclouds in the sky again, "If you move forward, you may encounter lightning strikes, you see those corpses, they are all daredevils who want to find out after the lightning strike but lose their lives." ”

Sigma nodded and beckoned, "Bring it." ”

At Fiona's signal, a guard with a heavy axe and shield removed a sturdy boar from a baggage cart. Placed in front of Sigma.

The necromancer's eyes lit up with a faint blue glow, and he lifted his toes. Kicked a wild boar that had already been pierced through the abdomen by an arrow.

In an instant, the Gathering Spirit Array flashed, and a rich dead qi erupted from the boar's body, transforming the dead thing at an extremely fast speed, and a crimson soul fire erupted from the hollow and godless eyes, and the dead boar turned over and stood suddenly, its hooves scraped the soil, and after a scalp-numbing roar, it rushed towards the mountain.

Lyudmila snorted.

The guards' expressions changed, and there was a little more shock and respect in their eyes when they looked at Sigma.

Even the two golden guards, who had remained silent, gave the necromancer a second look.

Revive zombies, this is not a profound necromancy, but like other basic spells, the more low-level spells can see a mage's spell casting skills, a light kick can instantly complete the transformation of the dead, and the resurrected zombies are not slow live targets, but the body is not inferior to the undead creatures before life, such a spell attainment shocked them.

Fiona turned her head and looked at Sigma's focused expression, the necromancer's eyes burned with a faint blue necromantic light, controlling the direction of the zombie's travel, his face was not proud, but calm, but Fiona knew that this peace did not come from pride, but a kind of helpless resignation, he must not like necromancy very much, but he had to use it, accept it, and exercise it, because he needed strength.

Washington's concubine, the genius of necromancy, these identities and talents that others envy seem to be not too lucky for His Highness Sigmar, as the princess commented, his heart is too hot......

While her thoughts were flying, Fiona suddenly heard Sigma whisper, "It's coming!" ”

There was an almost imperceptible light flashing in the sky, but faster than that, the zombie boar suddenly changed direction in the midst of a fast run, and the huge inertia threw him to the left, if it was a living thing, then this action against the laws of biology and engineering would definitely cause damage to the body, but it was a zombie, an undead who had lost consciousness and self.

At the same time, a thunderbolt struck down and sank into the earth.

The zombie boar that escaped the catastrophe rolled around a few times on the spot, got up again, and rushed towards the mountain.

The second thunderbolt fell quickly.

Then there is the third, and then the fourth.

After flashing the fifth lightning strike, the zombie finally completed its mission, because before it could get up, the sixth lightning strike quickly fell, splitting the body weighing hundreds of pounds into the air, and it was scorched.

The blue brilliance in Sigma's eyes dissipated, and he snorted coldly: "As long as you pay attention to the abnormal movement in the clouds and the forward activity of the thunder element, you can dodge before the lightning strike is launched, this is the law of dodging thunder." Where there is regularity, there is constancy, which means that the lightning strike is launched from a pre-set attack technique, rather than a flexible manipulation. ”

Lyudmila said: "But as you approach the manor, the frequency of lightning strikes continues to increase, and the intensity seems to be increasing, so that by the time the gap between the fifth lightning strike and the sixth lightning strike is extremely short, so that the target can no longer achieve predictive evasion, although the body of the zombie boar cannot be compared with the warrior, but the growth rate of the frequency and intensity of the lightning strike, even a powerful warrior can't last long......"

"A strong fortress made of thunder and lightning...... "After she finished speaking, she patted Sigma on the shoulder, "Your Excellency, is there a way to break it?" ”

"The fortress of thunder is also a fortress, and there are many ways to do it besides storming." Sigma pondered for a moment, looked at the rolling thunderclouds in the sky and the occasional flickering thunder, and sneered: "No matter how delicate and magical the artifact is, it is just a stiff and rigid dead thing, and there are always flaws and loopholes in the fixed technique. If Tesla thinks that such a thunder pool power grid can keep everyone out, it will be too underestimating our mage realm. ”

Lyudmila touched Sigma's head and said gently, "Good, talk about people." ”

“…… Can you let me pretend to die? Sigma slapped Lyudmila's hand away, and swept away, only to find Fiona busily looking away, with a trace of envy in her eyes - Damn, could it be that this serious and old-fashioned girl was envious of Lyudmila's touch? Let it be given to you, I don't want it!

Suddenly, the necromancer said to the eldest princess, "Go buy some big animals, you are going to die." Then I went to gather the blacksmiths in the city to start making some thick needle-shaped iron drills, and if I didn't have them, I could make do with the pure iron guns, and I needed to handle the lower part carefully, and I needed wires and steel blades......"

After listening carefully, Lyudmila nodded, but the eldest princess obviously thought more than Sigma, stretched out her hand to summon, and motioned for a golden swordsman next to her to come over: "Did you hear that?" Go to the city to send orders to buy meat and livestock in the name of purchasing military funds, and pay attention to the moderate amount of purchases, so as not to arouse suspicion. These iron products are crafted and handed over to the blacksmiths in the army to do it, and keep it secret. ”

Sigma stared at the manor in the distance, and couldn't help sneering in his heart, the elements are conserved, and no matter how terrifying the magic weapon is, there is a load limit, just as no matter how strong the fortress is, there is a way to break through, and if you take a defensive position, you will be doomed to defeat long ago.

"You go back to the barracks first." Lyudmila ordered, and then patted Sigma on the shoulder in thought, "It takes time to buy livestock, and the same goes for making ironware, it's almost noon, go to that Alain's house for dinner first, and by the way, take a look at your new concubine, let's go." ”

Pulling Sigma and taking two steps, the eldest princess seemed to remember something, and turned back and said, "Fiona, come with us." ”

"Subordinates are going too?" Fiona was slightly surprised, then shook her head and said, "Official business......

"Today at noon, Sigma cooks." Lyudmila snorted and laughed twice, "I haven't seen you for a few years, and it is estimated that my skills have improved a lot." ”

"Just take a leave of absence! Take the liberty of interrupting! ”

Then, the captain of the guard looked away from the eldest princess's smiling gaze. (To be continued......)