Regarding the grudge against the fat man who was killed by Zhang Jin yesterday, the fat man actually knew that this was purely a prank between friends and friends. In this regard, the fat man was already more embarrassed than annoyed, and he didn't take it too seriously, and after this fight, it had already become a thing of the past.

Although I didn't care much about Zhang Jin's inopportune knock on the door yesterday and Zhang Jin's bad prank last night, Beigong Shuoyue still denounced it unrelentingly on the way home:

"For the sake of your face of obediently handing over this set of "Rolling Dragon", I will spare you today, fat man. Next time, if you dare to scare us at a critical moment, let us have a good one, and we will not be forgiven. If I don't lift the fat man, I must let you accompany us as a eunuch.

At that time, Sister-in-law Ye and Sister-in-law He, if they don't want you because of this, don't blame us fat people for being ruthless. I'll leave it here first, don't say that our fat man is unpredictable! ”

"Emasculated me? You have to have that ability, huh?

It's not that we look down on you, if you want to play savage with your brother Jin, it's no fun for Brother Jin to let you have one hand in a wheelchair!

Don't say it, I was born with a stubborn temper that doesn't believe in evil, just by what you just said, I have to stretch my strength! I'm going to keep knocking on the door tonight, and I'm going to see what you can do with me!" ”

"Today I will prepare the knife and the tranquilizer gun and put them under the pillow. If you dare to mess with the fat man again, I'll shoot you down first, and then I'll work in the clean room......"

"Old Jin, I'm from Xiamen University, but I'm not scared, do you think I'm afraid of you? Are you playing with knives or guns? Don't accidentally purr your hands. I changed my gender ......"

Two sworn friends, while rambling and talking, went over the mountains and mountains. Walk in the direction of Zhang Jin's small courtyard.

As soon as they meet, they will quarrel, scold, and expose their shortcomings, which has become a unique way of getting along between Zhang Jin and his dead friends. Xiao Fei, Wei Feng, Shen Zhe, Luo Bei...... These guys were all the same when they were with Zhang Jin, and now Beigong Shuoyue has also become Zhang Jin's sworn friend, and naturally has become one of them.

These brothers are so awkward, and they feel that if they speak normally, they can't show the intimacy of the relationship, so when they are together, in the eyes of outsiders. It's not like a friend, it's more like an enemy!

The two of them were pulling in the sky with such a wide mouth, but they were not slow under their feet. When the two had already climbed a few mountain beams. When Zhang Jin's small courtyard was already in sight, Zhang Jin pulled back the rambling topic between the two to Fang Xiangshang, who was down to business:

"I said, fatty, you've eaten up your chihuahua now, aren't you going to tell her? You're a complete rich two. And the rich one is hundreds of miles richer than her family?

Anyway, looking at this stupid girl, she definitely doesn't care if you are poor or rich, and wants to live with you. The pressure of her father and her mother probably can't help her! Your trials don't mean much to her anymore! ”

"Not yet!

I think it's pretty good for the way we get along now. Don't you think we're so romantic right now? It's like that "Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun".

You see, I am now a very talented poor boy who loves him very much, and the talented and personable Sima Xiangru is almost poured out of the same mold.

She is a rich girl and very talented, which can be regarded as conforming to Zhuo Wenjun's style characteristics.

What about his parents. I hate the poor and love the rich, and set up obstacles for the two of us. Definitely with that Zhuo Wangsun.

Sima Xiangru tickled Zhuo Wenjun's heart to hook up with through the song "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" at the banquet! Fat man, I saved the beauty through the Sichuan-Tibet online hero, and took the initiative to seduce my family Tingting. Although the means are different, the effect is the same, which can be called the same!

Yesterday, my Tingting secretly ran out of the house under the surveillance of her father and mother, and came here in the middle of the night to find me. Isn't this the one in the script "Wenjun Running at Night"?

It's time for Wen Jun to 'sell wine' drama next? How can I play it well? ”

Wenqing is a disease, it must be cured! This fat man's current state is a bit terminally ill!

Yesterday, Yue Wenzhuo made a cameo appearance as a matchmaker, and just staged a "Tryst in the West Chamber" of "The Legend of the West Chamber". Today, it is still those original cast members who have changed to "Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun".

This really made Zhang Jin a little embarrassed. Especially the virtue of the fat man in Beigong, which made Zhang Jin's weak stomach suffer a severe blow, and he felt sick to his stomach for a while.

Seeing that the fat man touched his chin with three layers, and pretended to think deeply about how to interpret the next drama of "Selling Wine", Zhang Jin retched a few times, and then vomited weakly:

"I said fatty, do you dare to be more shameless and thick-skinned?

It's the first time I've heard of you such a fat Sima Xiangru? Besides, although Sima Xiangru was a little bit of a dick when he soaked Zhuo Wenjun at that time, how can he say that he is also a talent?

At least people can play the guqin, and playing "Phoenix Seeking Phoenix" is more attractive to women than the "Eighteen Touches" you sing! At least people can write a bunch of Chinese chapters that we can't understand, such as "Zixu Fu", "Shanglin Fu", "Adult Fu", and "Beauty Fu", can you?

People are talented people who write Huazhang, and you are just a big-bellied businessman with a copper smell!

Look at your Chihuahua again, she can get along with a talented girl! The rude one is an authentic man, a talented woman, and Zhuo Wenjun, you can do it, don't ruin the image of the traditional Chinese goddess, okay?

Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun, that is a talented woman, a good horse with a good saddle! You and your Chihuahua, that's a jackal with a tiger and a leopard, and a lame donkey with a broken grind! Although they are all well-matched, the grade is 108,000 miles behind!

Can't compare, can't compare! ”

"You're lame on a donkey, you're broken!

You know a!

At that time, poetry and songs were respected, so those who could write a few words of sour writing were talents. can hang two mouthfuls and drag a few words sourly, which can attract countless beauties to complain and take the initiative to give them a hug, and even the red aunt of the Qinglou is willing to spend skin and meat money to raise this kind of little white face.

And in this era, it is an economic society, and those who play literary and elegant are poor and sour, which has made the eldest girl and the little daughter-in-law look down on it. Now the emphasis is on 'being rich is a father, having milk is a mother', and what is paid attention to is 'laughing at the poor and not smiling at prostitutes', and the people who can make money have a higher status than the talents of that era. It can also make countless beauties rush up! As long as the bundles of money are smashed, there are countless big beauties who are willing to pose the word 'big' and wait for you in bed!

Therefore, in terms of the low position of history, contemporary merchants and ancient poets are the same, they are both very rich or very talented, talented or rich! ”

Beigong Shuoyue's rebuttal was vibrant, and the crooked reasoning was even more reasonable.

As a result, Zhang Jin, who was already a little nauseated, felt more and more gastrointestinal discomfort. In order to suppress the breakfast that was about to erupt, Zhang Jin could only stand up and refute:

"Yes, even if your crooked reasoning makes sense, even if the rich man you said is the same as the talented man who used to write poems and paint. But don't forget, the identity you tell Chihuahua and her father and her mother now is not a businessman, but a student of Dicks!

This has nothing to do with the bridge of "Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun"! ”

"The modern interpretation of ancient texts, a little difference is normal, why do you pursue so many side details? Besides, although my identity is still a student of Dicks, will the identity of a business genius be exposed sooner or later?

Therefore, the difference between me and Sima Xiangru is that he is thick-skinned and hangs his identity as a genius outside. And the fat man I am more reserved, I have to wait until the gold has to shine in the future, and then reveal the corner of our fat man's wealth!

Dick Silk counterattacked, the short and poor became rich and handsome in a blink of an eye, this is a favorite episode, more dramatic than the pair of Sima Xiangru and Zhuo Wenjun! I like it! ”

Zhang Jin's stomach is no longer able to throb, and the shamelessness of this fat man has reached a rather advanced realm, and it is already strong enough to make a big man have a 'pregnancy' reaction.

Zhang Jin, who was disgusted, couldn't stand the complacent complacency of this fat male peacock, so he had to continue to desperately pour cold water on the head of this fat man who was opening the screen:

"Acting is addictive, isn't it? I think you're going to have fun sooner or later, and you're going to perform sooner or later!

With the fucking nature of a Chihuahua, if you know in the future that you actually lied to her, and cheated on her for so long, and made her suffer so much, it would be strange if she didn't turn her face and play with your life! When the time comes, if she dumps you in a fit of rage, I'll see if you still have the heart to act by then. Don't say that we didn't remind you in advance!

Don't be unpredictable! ”

Zhang Jin's words did not scare the fat man who was now immersed in self-appreciation. After hearing Zhang Jin's warning, the fat man just waved his hand indifferently, looking like he was holding a wisdom bead, and said in a calm tone:

"Lao Jin, this is that your emotional intelligence experience is not enough!

You watch those bloody dramas on TV, this kind of plot has been turned over and interpreted countless times.

If it's a poor dick silk pretending to be a rich guy picking up a girl, and Zuihou is exposed, it will definitely be the end of being dumped. Because it's called deception!

And when they broke up, the heroine who had already thrown into the arms of a real rich and handsome woman would usually be righteous and strict, and she said pitifully with tears in her eyes:

'I don't care if you have money or not, I just can't accept your deception!' ’

But if it's a rich second princeling pretending to be a dick and picking up a girl, if zuihou is exposed, even if this girl who is soaked in 'fake dick' will be hypocritical and awkward, zuihou will definitely take the adulterer and adulteress as the happy ending, and it is the drama of Cinderella becoming the princess.

Therefore, according to the conventional rhythm, my Tingting will definitely not be able to run out of the palm of my hand of the fat man! ”

As he spoke, the fat man squeezed his fat hand with a triumphant smile. (To be continued......)