There are a lot of goblins, 25, a gang of bandits who raise pigs, and suddenly began to eat fasting and chanting Buddha
Ji Lian, who was beaten with a blue nose and swollen face, stopped her waist and picked up Qingsan and left, and Han Yun, who was angry, also went back to kill his pig. The big boss went back to the room and looked at a big red bacon hidden in the quilt.
"It's fun in the dark." There was a burst of laughter like silver bells from the quilt, and I couldn't breathe when I laughed and laughed, but I still giggled.
Before Yu Wenyan stepped into the house, she heard a burst of laughter. Frightened, he pushed open a small crack in the door and looked inside. Nothing. Then I saw a strange scene, the quilt was raised high, something was moving, and there was a terrible laugh. I'm afraid that the ghosts and monsters will be chaotic, and the big boss will be at the door, so I don't dare to go in to find out.
"Qingwu, I have it in my room, there is..." Yu Wenyan stopped Qingwu who was passing by. "The big boss's room is cleaned, there will be no insects, go in the sun and be careful of heat stroke." Qingwu smiled and left.
Qing San, who was covering his red and swollen lips, passed by in disheveled clothes, and Yuwen Yan stopped him. "Qingsan, there's something strange in my room." "Big boss, there can't be a big yellow dog biting you in the wing, it's a big day outside, go in and be careful and sick." Qing San ran away angrily and ran past Yuwen Yan with a knife.
"Hey, Qingsan, what are you doing with my pig-killing knife, it's very expensive, pay me back quickly." Han Yun, the third master, chased after Qingsan, who was running very fast.
"Hum hum." The third master forgot to close the door of the pigsty, and the little flower pigs and the big black pigs chased after him.
"Ahh The third master threw a signal flare, and the grass bandits by the Qingqing River caught pigs with brooms and sticks.
The three masters with a blue nose and swollen face were chased by Qing San with a kitchen knife.
"Qingsan, hack him to death, hahahahaha." The three masters who caught the pig laughed. "Han Yun, you wait for me to beat you to death immediately."
"Damn, Qingsan kitchen knife is ready to kill Siya, don't stain my knife."
The big boss Yu Wenyan stood in place and walked away, opening the door with the feeling of a strong man breaking his wrist.
"Can the ghosts and gods be scary as our brothers in the gang? Immature. Yuwen Yan kicked the door and quickly stepped forward to lift the quilt. The quilt was empty, only the bacon he had hidden. Nothing for the rest.
"Nothing." Yu Wenyan sat on the bed rummaging and messed up the bedding.
"Ah, it's not dark, it's not fun, but there is a good-looking brother. Hahahahaha
“。。。。。。” The big boss froze in place.
"I don't have yin and yang eyes, I can't see ghosts!" Yu Wenyan said wrongly.
"What are Yin Yang Eyes?" A clear teenager sounded.
"It's just that I can't see ghosts." Yu Wenyan chatted with him.
Chatting and chatting, Yuwen Yan magically found that he was not afraid of ghosts and monsters at all, and the insects and the big yellow dog were really scary, and they were his own dead end.
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"So where are you?" Very lazy, Yuwen Yan, who usually doesn't go out of the door, lies on the bed and chats with him.
"You're beside you." He said.
"I can't see you." Yuwen Yan looked east and west.
"Right in front of you." He said.
"I can't see it." Yuwen Yan was in a hurry.
"Big brother, you look good, but you can't see with your eyes." He sighed, thinking that he was going to take home a daughter-in-law who was so good-looking.
“。。。。。” Yuwen Yan has a black face. Then I felt like someone was poking the back of my hand.
Then Yu Wenyan saw that the bacon on the bed grew something similar to an arm.
"I'm talking to you, see me." Little bacon waved his little hand.
"Look, I see."
"Big brother, I'm so happy to finally see me, hahahahaha." The little bacon couldn't stop laughing.
"Hahahahaa Yuwen Yan screamed and rushed out of the room.
This scream alarmed the entire grass bandit gang by the Qingqing River. All the people who caught the pig came to Yuwen Yan.
The people outside the mountain who had listened to the strange sounds for several hours finally couldn't bear it anymore and were all frightened down the mountain.
"What's wrong with you, big boss?" Everyone and the pigs looked at the big boss.
"I had 。。。。。。 in my room Yes. ”
"Spiders?" "Mosquitoes?" "Big Yellow Dog?" "Green onions with tentacles?" Balabala said that there were more than twenty kinds of things that Yuwen Yan was afraid of, and then hugged the daughter-in-law and the daughter-in-law and the pig and prepared to turn around and leave.
"Go and see in my room." "Okay, okay." Everyone went to Yuwenyan's wing.
"Big boss, you are afraid to return, you are afraid, can you not always kick the door." The bookkeeper looked at Yu Wenyan.
"The door is so expensive, you can buy a lot of food." Second, the head is dissatisfied.
"The money that has changed the door over the years can buy a piglet in a pigsty." The three masters are dissatisfied.
"Ah, there are so many people, so many good-looking brothers." The little bacon conjured up his legs and jumped onto the table.
I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air。。。。。。。
"See." Yu Wenyan looked at the crowd that had fallen off.
"What is this?" "This bacon was bought by me and Qingsan." "Bacon has long legs?" "Bacon?" The crowd sat on the ground and analyzed.
"It must be that my cooking skills are good, and the bacon that has dried is all fine!" 3. The self-confidence of the master.
"This is Xiao Qingsan, they bought it well, stinky boy."
"Three masters, you dry the bacon like a big stone." Qingliu opened his mouth and leaked out half of his front teeth that had been knocked out.
Bala Bala Bala.
"Hello." Little bacon said hello cheerfully.
"Hello." Everyone greeted the little bacon spirit loudly and neatly.
"You've never said that to me." Yu Wenyan was not happy.
"Little bacon, are you bacon?" "Little bacon, will you live forever if you eat it like this?" "Little bacon, what else can you do when you talk?" Everyone ignored Yu Wenyan.
The big boss was very unhappy, and the little bacon spirit looked at the good-looking brother who was unhappy and taught everyone a fierce lesson.
"How can you bully your good-looking brother?" The little bacon essence was indignant.
"Bullying good-looking brother?" The crowd didn't think about who they were bullying anymore, but you look at me, I look at you.
"We're all good-looking." Everyone exchanged small glances.
"You don't have a good-looking brother." The little bacon refers to Yuwen Yan who squatted in the corner of the wall and drew circles because there were too many people and no place to sit.
"Hahahahaha." "Do you want to be good-looking? I'm the best-looking. "I'm good-looking." "I'm the best-looking." "Qingsan is the best-looking." "The second master is the best-looking." "It's obviously the best looking of the three masters." Everyone crackled and scuffled together, and they all scrambled with each other to run out of Yuwenyan's room.
Yu Wenyan looked at the scarred side rooms and dilapidated houses, and she almost cried.
"Good-looking brother." The little bacon comforted Yuwen Yan with his little arm.
"Well, little bacon." Yuwen Yan bit the small handkerchief.
"You're so ugly, get out of my room." Little bacon complained about it.
Yuwen Yan, who was kicked out of his dilapidated house, ate two more bowls of bacon that night to vent his hatred.