Chapter 350: Military Merit Medal
In the newly-born town, huge oak trees grow at a speed visible to the naked eye, the pale green essence of nature diffuses in the air, white balls of light swim between the trees, and then, one by one, large trees rise from the ground, and soon, these trees exceed the limit of normal trees, and after just a few tens of minutes, it is already a shade as far as the eye can see.
And what followed was the change of the rules of the world, and the strong with a little strength could feel that something seemed to have changed in the air, and that strong sense of otherworldly thought lingered, and a new dimensional will had descended.
Then came the sudden appearance of a wooden gate in front of the large oak.
The gate is more than 20 meters high and more than 50 meters wide, and the decoration on it is still in the style of wood spirits, with vines entwined around the wooden door frame, and the carvings are all flowers and trees, full of simple and simple natural beauty.
In front of the door, little Samantha looked like a little bean, and when she put her hand on the doorknob, she attracted everyone's attention.
"Smack!"
When Samantha gently pushed the door open, and the door slowly opened, the adventurers noticed that the door was brighter.
"Boom."
The giant foot of the ancient wood shook the earth, and the super giant plant warplane, which could only grow in the forest of dreams, was the first to cross the gate, and the defense of the wood spirits finally came to this new type of town, and with it, there were also wood spirit guards with all kinds of strange machines.
They did not drive the magic carriage like the fairy in the fairy tale, but drove the mechanized troops very beautifully, and their small bodies were generally on the cushions, tiptoeing to operate the handlebars of motorcycles. The hanging bucket next to it was actually stuffed with six wood spirits. I can't help but think of the motorcycle performance at the military parade of a certain big country. And the internet joke that a motorcycle can bring a battalion of soldiers......
At this time, everyone was completely relieved, these cute-looking little guys were the real elite of the Wood Spirit Clan, and their entry also symbolized that Oak Town had become a part of the Dream Forest.
But the unreality of the little wood spirits is not only that, they usually carry new dwarven muskets and cannons, and the steam valve system around their waists can eject shiny ropes and hooks in just half a second after the switch is activated. Inserting tree trunks and letting them wander among the trees is a guerrilla tool that I have prepared for them.
Although they have natural magic talents and excellent spellcaster talents, the newborn Wood Spirit clan has no intention of refusing mechanical creations, on the contrary, due to the special relationship between us, coupled with the Thorn Garden's franchise of mechanical creations in the new era, they are not only very interested in the nascent magic mechanics, but also ordered a large number of mechanical creations, and also sent a lot of personnel to study and study. I hope to be able to truly turn magic mechanics into a family's wealth.
And the direction of their research and purchase is also based on their own advantages and disadvantages. Their specialties are obvious, and there are many advantages, but there is no need to go into detail, and the shortcomings are the poor mobility and lack of hand-to-hand combat ability created by the five short bodies, so they are particularly interested in vehicles, long-range weapons, etc. (mechas, they have demonic plants and strengthened shells, and they don't need them).
But from the wooden spirit who was tiptoeing on a motorcycle, it can be seen that it is very difficult for them to use normal size vehicles, and even Samantha proposed to me to order small size special vehicles, and after I proposed a certain design, Samantha rarely showed a satisfied smile, but then the next day it was completely overturned, and actually organized a group to hunt me down, which is simply unreasonable.
“…… It was the idiot who pointed out that the setting was from the stroller, and I wanted her to look good. Hmph, this body type, obviously a large stroller just fits, forget it, even if this design is rejected, I still have a backup design. ”
"Need someone else to point it out? Samantha is too innocent to see that you actually set up a baby toy bed bell on the roof of the car, you don't know that others Samantha has taken this incident as a lifelong shame. How dare you make a backup setting? Let me guess, a baby chair or a crib? ”
“…… Neither, electric scooters for kids! You can run with one foot on it! Five short body must-haves, Heloise, do you need one? ”
"What I need is for you to open my mind and restore me to my normal shape...... It's good you didn't say skateboarding shoes, did you hear that, there's a brainwashing comedy recently, let me sing it to you......"
Ahem, let's not talk about these episodes for the time being, in a sense, the relationship between the Wood Spirit Clan and me is very special.
To outsiders, it is clear that we are on the same side, and in fact the Three Virtues do listen to me.
When Samantha still controls the Wood Spirit Clan, this is almost all the Wood Spirit Clan under my command, but if you trace back to the roots, the real creator of the Wood Spirit Clan is Amira, and my current right to speak is probably equivalent to Amira's entrustment, and when Amira wakes up, if there is a conflict between our opinions, I think most of the Wood Spirits will still listen to their mother......
"This is when a child sees his parents arguing, and in most cases the young son is not towards the father who is working hard to earn money outside, but towards the mother who is always by his side to raise him?"
The statement of the dead cat made me a little uncomfortable, but I still nodded, in fact, this is the reason, although everyone knows that it is correct to help relatives or not, and I am afraid that helping relatives or not is the real choice of most people.
"Not only that, but fundamentally speaking, they will listen to me, just because Amira asked them to obey my commands, especially since they are born into a conscious intelligent race, and Amira's existence itself is the dream forest that nurtured them, and it is even more dependent, I am afraid, under the leadership of Amira, the wood spirit clan will be the most united intelligent race in history."
For me, such an outcome is also acceptable, I have no ambition to annex the Wood Spirit Clan, but ......
"I don't know why, I feel very uncomfortable at the thought of such a powerful race actually holding it in Amira's hand."
“…… Not to mention, I'm also worried that she will suddenly go crazy and come up with a whimsy. In the past, the danger caused by her madness was limited, and if the whole race followed her, I am afraid it would be a lot of fun. ”
All right. Consider which frenzied Plants vs. Zombies. There are also more and more places on the list of natural disasters. I felt more and more dangerous, and what was the difference between that and a crazy woman who could go crazy at any moment with a nuclear weapon button in her hand.
What, I meet all of the above criteria? Am I also at risk? I was tempted to defend myself, but suddenly I felt that it made sense, and for a moment, I was speechless.
“…… Probably, at least, barely. I can still play by the rules I have set, at least a little more stable than Amira. ”
Ahem, it's normal, even if you don't feel at ease, you can't help it, let's see if you can find a way to set up a "safety valve" when you fall down.
And now, when the wood spirits took over the city, it was those contract heroes who were the happiest, after all, they had worked hard, and it was time to harvest.
Since it was expected that there would be a big war. The rewards of justice points given by the wood spirits are even more abundant, although the final war responsibility is borne by others. But they have done their part, and although the expected performance bonus is gone, the base remuneration will not be deducted.
On the other hand, there are also gadgets that I designed.
"Oaktown's Bronze Medal for Miracle War?"
“…… Do I have that too? I'm just defending the city. ”
The Order of Merit is also part of my credit system, and in this era of knighthood, there is nothing more intoxicating to a warrior than military merit, achievements, and honors, and the evaluation system of the past is so rough that only those nobles will record the great achievements they have done on their family coats of arms.
And even if it is a noble gatekeeper, if he wants to let his deeds enter the family tree and family coat of arms, only such a great deed as slaying a dragon can be painted, which is often not encountered in a lifetime, and the warriors born of commoners can only rely on their mouths to prove their past achievements, if they can't rise to the level that the bard boasts about you, the reputation will never be out of a region.
And now it's simple, a small military merit medal proves that you participated in this battle and made corresponding contributions, even if you don't use it to prove anything, it is very stylish to wear on your body, and maybe you can deceive the little girl.
"It's just a medal for victory in the war, and it doesn't cost a few copper coins, but it's a real way to buy people's hearts, and it's convenient to provide loyalty...... After they have a medal in their hands, they have accumulated merit with great difficulty, and it is impossible to lose it in a blink of an eye. In a sense, this is also the wealth that has been accumulated through hard work. ”
Considering that the level of wisdom of the people in the other world is not low, I have seen a lot of fakes and high imitations, maybe a similar credit brush will be available soon, and such a battlefield medal, due to the numbering and recording of the winners, probably can't be brushed.
I also wore one, but it was a golden gold medal, this time there are three kinds of original war medals, bronze, silver, gold, bronze participation awards, each battlefield of gold is definitely not more than a single digit, the last sort, it seems that I have contributed the most among mortals, so I also got a golden one.
I heard that the goddess of wealth closed her door after blowing herself up, considering that the character who regards money as her life, in order to please her, when returning the two artifacts, I asked Sister Mary to give Beiana a 24K pure gold diamond special version of the battle medal, and also made a luminous treatment, even if you don't wear it, you can take a rope around your neck as a light bulb, you can be seen shining a kilometer away, to ensure that the local tyrant is full of flavor.
But a few days later, at dawn, I spotted a meteor above my head, and before I could make a wish, I found that it was flying towards my head, and if I hadn't reacted quickly, it would have almost hit me in the head.
“…… Hey, hey, it's too shameless. Even if you don't accept it, it won't be like this. ”
When I found out that the fatal "secret weapon" was actually the special version of the military medal, I naturally flew into a rage.
“…… No, Beyana shouldn't be such a person, show me......"
The dead cat flipped over the back of the military medal, and then read out the words on it one by one.
"'Thank you to the esteemed goddess of wealth for her self-detonation, she is a noble god, a pure god, a god who has escaped from the lower tastes, the glittering light of her self-explosion illuminates our way forward, her tombstone is a milestone in our progress, in order to let history remember her glory, I will erect a statue to engrave the glorious moment of the self-explosion - Roland. Arashi'...... Roland, I was really surprised that she didn't go down to kill you. ”
In fact, if it weren't for the fact that there were people blocking the gates of the kingdom of the gods of Beyana now, I'm afraid that the god who kept shouting, "Let me go, the old lady will kill that guy" would have really done what Heloise said.
"What? I'm just following the convention of brushing the fashion value of the top equipment, and this year, the epic equipment does not have some yellow letters, and no matter how powerful the attributes are, it seems to be empty. ”
“…… Well, considering the past deeds of that goddess, you better keep the money bag for me, at least not let my stomach suffer with you. Cat abuse is immoral. ”
"It's really convenient to think about the identity of a pet every time you are advantageous."
Although the mouth is nagging, but it seems that this time I really accidentally offended the goddess, considering that I was not good fortune, so, I directly handed over the money bag, but ......
"Ah, my money?"
“…… Was it stolen? Did the curse come so quickly? ”
“…… Beyana! It's so fast! ”
【…… There are two pieces of news, one good and one bad, the good thing is that you are not cursed, and the bad thing is that you don't need to be cursed to be lucky zero. Don't wronged others this time, it's purely your own bad luck. Thankfully, at the point where you don't have to worry about getting worse. You really don't think about turning to a gunner? The curse of Lucky E seems to be a blessing of luck for you. 】
Well, I directly ignored the system's spit, since the system guarantee is not a curse, it makes me feel a little relieved, and I still have a little headache for the "careful" goddess of wealth.
"Heloise, do you have any money? Otherwise, we'll be sleeping on the streets. ”
“…… Have you seen which domestic cat will bring money and spend money. Otherwise, get rid of your gold medal. ”
“…… Can be considered. However, I have a better idea, can't you turn into a magic sword, and then I will pretend to be the lucky one who picked up the artifact on the battlefield, and let those profiteers take the initiative to come to the door, and then we will sell you, and you will come back by yourself, and you will be able to earn food money if you come back a few more times. Hey, don't run, I'll give you a third of it...... Good! Halfway!. ”
As a result, my plan to punish the profiteers ultimately failed due to the lack of cooperation of the "goods" themselves, and in the end, with the wood spirits taking them in, there was finally no miserable camping on the streets.
The gods have all returned to their kingdom of God, that is, they have left Agen to my care, as for Sister Mary and Fay Godot, the former has no interest in military medals, but knocks me a batch of high-quality tribute wine, while the latter ...... A who can't beat and really looks at you with affection, I can't hide, how can I take the initiative to contact.
With Xiaohong's help, my first advancement ritual has been prepared, and the pool of blood that I put down can be used as a swimming pool.
"It's strange, it's so refreshing to let her bleed, Xiaohong seems to be a little wrong lately, is it ......?"
“…… Spring has arrived, everything has come back to life, and it's time for animals to mate."
Heloise was lazily messing with me, but how could I be disturbed by her, I thought about it, and at last, it dawned on me, and I came to a conclusion.
“…… Did you pick up something unclean on the ground and eat it? How old a person is, how can he do such a stupid thing. (To be continued......)