Ji Li's profound yellow joke skills turned out to be a family history......

It's so enviable...... No, it's shameful! It's infuriating! It's so hateful!

Sigma pointed at Mrs. Claire and said loudly, "So the murderer is you!" ”

"Nonsense!" Ji Li's mother stopped doing it and said, "The murderer is obviously my mother!" ”

…… This family is all rotten, completely. Lewen is worth your collection......

"Young man, your eyes are very rude!" The glamorous wife raised a finger and said something terrible that had nothing to do with her elegant and demure appearance, "I'm Kiri's mother!" Don't you know what an important role I play? Conservatively speaking, I am your future mother-in-law, and if you want to hook up with my daughter, you must get my consent! Furthermore, I have another daughter, and if I want to do anything, I'll have to get over it! Further, if you like parent-child rice bowls......"

“…… Madam, please respect yourself. Sigma said expressionlessly, "This is sexual harassment." ”

"Where's this sexual harassment?" Mrs. Claire tilted her head, this kind of malicious cute expression was really foul, and then, the wife pretended to be surprised and covered her mouth, her face slowly turned red, "Parent-child rice bowl...... Even this will want to be crooked, you pervert! What kind of friend did Jiri make! ”

Sigma rolled his eyes and said, "No, I don't think it's a good thing for you to also know what a parent-child rice bowl is." ”

Mrs. Claire cried out, "How rude! How can you say that about your future mother-in-law! ”

"No, you're just a pervert who wanted to push my daughter to me from the beginning." Now that he knows the essence of the other party, Sigma has no polite meaning, "And it's the kind of ...... that likes to read pseudo-mother's books."

"Pseudo-mother...... What's so bad about a pseudo-mother! A lovely figure with both masculine and feminine features......" said Lady Claire, "isn't that charming?" ”

"Nonsense!" Sigma pointed out. "When the pseudo-mother is the most dazzling, isn't it the moment when she lifts her skirt to the man who covets his beauty?"

…… The conversation seems to have inadvertently shifted in a strange direction.

"You, you, you......" The wife's fingers were trembling, her lips were trembling, and after a long time, she said sadly, "Why am I so miserable!" Married to a rough husband. It's not cute at all. Even if he tried to force him to wear beautiful clothes, it would be ugly, and finally the eldest daughter brought back a man, and she actually had such a distorted view of the pseudo-mother! ”

…… I think it's your husband who suffers.

"Anyway!" The wife pointed at Sigma menacingly. He said loudly, "Since you have a very nasty attitude towards such a cute species as a pseudo-mother, I will not agree to the matter between you and my daughter!" ”

…… I don't want to be rejected by you for this reason!

Sigma was about to say something, but Mrs. Claire's face changed again, and she pretended to wipe away her tears. Sadly, he said, "But what if I don't agree? A demon like you must have used rhetoric and extremely sophisticated means to get my daughter in his hands on the way, and did such and such things, maybe even have a child......"

Sigma looked at her coldly, wanting to see what tricks this undisciplined wife was trying to pull up.

Sure enough, Ji Li's mother sobbed and said, "My daughter, although she has a strange temper, she still hides a strong and dangerous beast in her heart. But I'm her mother, how could I not know her? Once you identify a person, you will never let go, and even if you play all kinds of heavy p1ay with her, she will cooperate with you without complaint. Pity my pure daughter, who runs around with you during the day, dealing with terrible crises and powerful enemies, and at night is played by you, the demon of strong desire, in all kinds of ways......"

…… I said this, can't you talk well?

Sigma was silent for a moment, and then calmly: "Madam, I admit that what I am doing now is indeed dangerous, maybe I am a little irresponsible when I say this, but ...... Whatever the reason, Gilly won't be out of the way, because it's not just my duty, it's her mission......"

"I knew ......," the lady continued to cry in the rain, "that ...... Can you keep her from getting hurt? Don't worry - I mean when you're doing business during the day, you can play as much as you like at night......"

"Don't worry." Although there are a lot of grooves that want to vomit, Sigma still said, "I still have this responsibility, I will be injured in her place, I will go to the trap in her place, no matter what happens, I will stand in front of her." ”

"Then you can go, go take a shower and rest." Mrs. Claire waved her hand.

Hey? It's that simple? Sigma was stunned for a moment, and suddenly had a kind of surprise of winning the jackpot - he thought that when he was called here, he would be forced to ask him violently, such as what is the relationship between you and my daughter, the first child born must be surnamed Claire, do you want to be rich, and what is the vixen going to do in your family...... Simply let it go?

The necromancer couldn't figure out the thoughts of this wife with a hole in her head, and was tiptoeing to leave, when he suddenly heard a broken cry from behind him: "Wait a minute! ”

…… I reacted, and I knew it wouldn't be so easy.

Sigma turned around expressionlessly, only to see Mrs. Claire's face flushed, and she squirmed, "Mr. Sigma, can I ask you for something...... Well, at least you're a little more delicate than my husband, so can you fulfill one of my little wishes? I never dreamed of having a lovely son......"

The necromancer changed color in shock and took two steps back: "This...... Forget it, if Kirie finds out, we'll both be chopped into minced meat. ”

"I hate it! Why does Mr. Sigma have such disgusting and lascivious thoughts? Where did you think of it! Mrs. Claire exaggeratedly covered her cheek with her hand, "People just thought, can you dress up a little and let me see my daughter's gaze on a man?" Maybe you do have a face that's good for makeup......"

The necromancer didn't say a word, and ran away.

…… If she hadn't been Kieli's mother, she would have been pushed to the ground and hard. Certain.

After going out, there was a maid lady waiting in front of the door, looking at her calm and soft smile, and the ghost knows how much she heard, and the beautiful big sister led Sigma to a guest room. Push the door in. The bathtub has been filled with hot water at a suitable temperature, as well as a variety of toiletries, considering that there are often maids in the aristocratic family. For example, "I'm going to take off the rubbing and washing him" and other vulgar things like milk rubbing tongue rolls bubble baths, but before Sigma could make the invitation of "do you want to wash with me", the beautiful maid sister withdrew with the most decent smile as quickly as possible, closed the door, and then fled in a hurry.

Well...... I heard that. I must have heard it.

"Anyway, it's the same as my family...... There don't seem to be normal people in the family. Stripped naked, Sigma lay down in the bathtub, buried her mouth in the water, spit out bubbles, and looked around, which can be called the home of the local tycoon, with precious antiques and exquisite utensils everywhere. But there is no atmosphere of a tyrant, Gilly's home is very well-off, but it seems to be a group of perverts, judging from the astonishing amount of information in Mrs. Claire's words, there seems to be no normal people in this family......

“…… Let's talk to Kelly. Don't stay here for too long. After a hasty bath, Sigma wiped herself clean and turned to look for the clean clothes that the maid had prepared.

…… However, he only found a pink princess dress, the kind that ranged from the ribbon to the bra to the panties to the pink suspender stockings, and he didn't believe it if it wasn't premeditated.

...... "No, I have to go!"

Taking out a suit from the spatial ring, and changing clothes as quickly as possible, Sigma opened the door, grabbed a maid sister and asked where Jili's room was, ran over in a hurry, stretched out his hand and slammed the door open: "I said-"

What catches your eye is the color of a white flower.

is a very vulgar joke, which the people like to see.

The girl who just came out of the bathtub was looking at this side in surprise, the seductive body was glowing with a faint luster, slender thighs, fair skin, round shoulders, slender waist, soft but containing a sense of strength, the pink Xiu was coiled high, revealing a white and tender neck, the water droplets that remained on the body had not been completely wiped away, and the crystal droplets flowed gracefully without hindrance, and a drop fell to the ground and blended into the precious carpet.

Well, it's a very cheesy joke, push the door and enter without saying hello, and you're destined to meet the heroine in the bath.

So the heroine is very shy, angrily throws something over, and angrily shouts to let the protagonist get out, while the protagonist keeps apologizing and fleeing, and then gives birth to the plot of Balabala......

Gilly looked around left and right.

Maybe they're looking for something to throw at.

I searched and searched but couldn't find it, and when I looked up, Sigma was still standing by the door, her eyes bigger than a bull's eye.

The paladin girl was ashamed and angry, but when she saw the other party's shocked dog eyes, she was still a little proud in her heart, and she glared at Sigma fiercely: "Have you seen enough!" Close the door! ”

“…… Oh. Sigma dodged in and closed the door.

"Hey!" Although she had long lost hope in Sigma's discipline, she was still shocked by his cheekiness, and Ji Li pulled a bath towel around her body, and couldn't speak, "What are you doing!" ”

"Don't grind! Don't change your clothes yet! Sigma said impatiently.

“…… Actually bite back first? ”

"And the face to say, what the hell is going on with your mother!" Sigma covered her face, "I was sexually harassed, I was very upset, I felt hurt in my heart, your mother bullied me, I want to sue Teacher Sù, I want to go home......"

"What kind of kid are you pretending!" Kieli sighed and sat down on the bed like that, "Okay, I'll admit that my mom does have a bit of a problem, or maybe my family is a little different...... Hey, what did Mom tell you? ”

"I basically didn't say anything, and I wanted to dress up as a pseudo-mother from beginning to end." Sigma spread her hands, "I thought your mom was going to ask some constructive question...... For example, what is the relationship between the two of us, if we have children in the future, we will have a few boys, and if we don't have a house or a car, we don't want to marry my daughter or something......"

"The women of the Claire family don't need others to arrange their lives, we will choose our own path in life, and the family will not interfere in this kind of thing, especially Miss Ben, a beauty with peerless talent." Gilly snorted. "Don't understand? Don't be too macho, after you become a legend in the future and rule the realm of the dead, will your family still care how many women you marry and how many stupid things you do? Similarly. The family will not interfere with my thoughts. ”

Say so. The paladin looked at Sigma with something different in his eyes.

Sigma looked at the paladin's barely defended bath towel state, and suddenly remembered what Kelly's mother had said before—once a person was identified. I will never let go.

Just like now, she won't be very angry even if she is seen, she doesn't feel awkward to be alone in the same room, and she can talk casually even if she is surrounded by a bath towel - from the time she met to the present, her indulgence and tolerance towards herself have been increasing...... Faced with such a look. Is it difficult to understand the meaning of the girl's words?

Because the two of them have achieved more in the future, no one will interfere with them.

Likewise, she doesn't have any reason to give up and back down.

Suddenly there was a feeling of flattery.

I didn't know what to do for a moment.

Sigma, a dead virgin who has never been in a serious relationship, is not very good at dealing with straight balls.

Looking at the indifferent necromancer, Ji Li snorted heavily and said angrily, "So." Even if I raise hundreds of noodles and play this kind of p1ay every day, no one will care about me! ”

Hearing this, the necromancer said angrily, "You dare! ”

Ji Li snorted: "Why don't you dare?" What can you do with me? ”

"How?" Perhaps it was a certain emotion in his heart that he couldn't bear anymore, Sigma smirked and clenched his fists, "I was teased by your mother." Anyway, I want to get a little interest back on you......"

Ji Li was a little flustered, but she still stiffened: "What? Tempted by my mom? In the mood for a parent-child rice bowl? What a pervert, you, do you want to put my sister on it? I didn't think you were such a heavy-mouthed guy......"

Before the words fell, Sigma pounced, and Jili sneered and stretched out her hand to parry, it turns out that in hand-to-hand combat, how can a necromancer be an opponent of a paladin? Sigma opened her mouth and reached out to touch it, but all of them were blocked back by Ji Li in a good way, and the yellow paladin still had the strength to sneer: "Didn't you eat?" You can't even forcibly knock it down, you scrap ......."

“…… Well, you forced me! A faint blue flame flashed in Sigma's eyes, the power of death suddenly blazed, and the buff magic that strengthened perception was instantly applied to Ji Li's body, and the improved spell promoted by Guò high-level mana strengthened the paladin's sensitive Cheng Dù dozens of times, Ji Li suddenly felt an incomparably numb and comfortable feeling in her hands, and the strength of her body was instantly emptied, and with a bang, she was pressed under Sigma.

The boy and the girl looked at each other.

Slightly misty eyes, thin cherry lips, small chin, beautiful face, slender neck, delicate collarbones, white skin, and a soft body pressed underneath.

A faint fragrance seeps into the nostrils.

The two of them began to breathe rapidly.

Sigma slowly leaned down, and Kirie closed her eyes in a panic.

However, a thud came from behind, and the door to the room was violently kicked open, and at the same time, a cheerful and lively cry came in: "Sister! I am back! ”

The two looked back in shock.

A cute girl with bright eyes and bright teeth stood in front of the door, showing a big smile, she had the same pink show as Gilly, and she also combed her hair into a bunch and hung down on her chest, but Gilly was used to hanging down on her left shoulder, and the girl was used to hanging down on her right shoulder.

Sigma's gaze moved down from the other's face.

Boobs, this girl has the boobs of Far Kiri and Kiri's mother.

The round and graceful shape of the sphere emphasizes the sense of existence all the time.

Well, I see...... No wonder Gilly and her mother were annoying to the girl in front of them.

This should be Kieli's sister, Serra.

However, that's not the point of the matter......

The point is......

It's too cheesy! Broken by someone at such a juncture?

The girl who kicked in the door looked at the two people who were entangled in strange positions in a daze, her face gradually turned red, her lips trembled, she stepped back, and then, turning her head and running, the girl's panicked cry could be heard almost throughout the castle.

"Mom...... Mom !!ahh ”

No way...... The most terrible thing was born.

Let's run away...... The father who was accused by Jili's suspected daughter knows, and I'm probably going to confess here.

"End...... It's over! Gilly's panicked screams were heard beneath him.

It's me, bastard!

As soon as Sigma was about to complain, she heard something similar to an auditory hallucination.

"Mom...... Mom! Sister She's Not ...... It's very colorful! "She was wearing a bath towel, trying to seduce the gentleman, seducing him vigorously, and the gentleman resisted desperately, and even crushed his sister under him!" My sister still persevered and continued to tempt people! I want to do something very erotic! Whoever it is, come and stop the sister who is about to commit a crime! ”

"......" I cǎo 草草草.

"I suddenly like your sister...... Sigma said with a blank face, "and there's no reason. ”

“…… Get lost. Gilly's eyes were blank, and she turned her head, always feeling that if she wanted to, she could be trained into a meat toy on the spot...... I only heard the yellow paragraph paladin muttering in a tone without ups and downs, "I know, I know ......" - 8653577429131957793 + d1iineda + 286 - >

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