Chapter 9: League of Legends

Two little guys, one big guy, three people start to have dinner together.

"Teemo, how's the patrol going?" With pink hair and a casual outfit of Hugh cartoon drawings, the cute Lori Tristana looks like a pink-carved doll.

"Well, it's fine, it's the same as usual." Teemo said.

"What about you?" The way Timo eats looks like a cute baby doesn't match it at all, and it's not an exaggeration to say it's a whirlwind.

"Well, I'm fine, Bandle City has always been very peaceful, and of course the Merlin Commandos are idle." Tristana said.

Qi Lin sat on the small bench on the side, eating the dessert made by Tristana, listening to the small talk between the two, looking at Teemo, who was immersed in the food and the chat with the beloved girl at this moment, looking happy and intoxicated. As for himself, he sat on a small bench and was extremely awkward, full of light bulbs, and the only thing that made me feel better was to finally say goodbye to the damn red scarf and green steel helmet basket during dinner.

"Qi Lin, I'll call you big like Timo." Tristana looked at Qi Lin and said.

"Well, that's good."

"By the way, I've always had a question for you, how old are you?" Qi Lin asked.

Whether it is the cute baby Teemo or Tristana, the little faces of the two of them look too tender, but when they think that Teemo shot the giant python that almost bit him to death with a weapon, and Tristana is also from the Merlin Commando, Qi Lin felt very curious, it seems that these two people are very powerful.

"Hee-hee, Timo is sixteen."

"I'm fifteen." Tristana looked at Qi Lin and said.

"Aha, Tristana, I'm older than you, you should call me brother."

"I don't know the simplest math and history Xia language, hum, what's wrong with being older than me, I won't call you brother when you know all this." Tristana looked at Teemo and snickered.

"Uh." Teemo was holding a fork in one small hand and covering his forehead with the other, and the little guy was obviously having a headache.

"Oh, yes, but you all look small! I think I'm only in my teens at most. ”

"Poof." Tristana laughed.

"Haluha, you're talking about Teemo, it's always been this little bit. What about you? ”

"I'm a little older than both of you, eighteen."

"By the way, why are you so young that you are both a scout and a commando, and you are not in school?"

"Ha Luha, stupid big man, let me tell you that I became the captain of the scout team at a young age, we yodelers generally go to school at the age of six to twelve, only these six years, after the age of twelve, you can follow your family to do things, of course, you can continue to study."

"Oh. So, that means you've all been working separately for years? Qi Lin asked.

I have to be amazed at the novelty of the world, the novelty of life and the novelty of people.

"yes, you say."

"By the way, Teemo saved me that day, and killed a green python in one fell swoop, and I still haven't asked, Teemo, how the hell did you do it? It's so small, so powerful! ”

Qi Lin asked curiously, this was too incredible for Qi Lin.

"Hmph, Temo is amazing." Timo looked self-absorbed.

"Look at you, I suddenly want to shoot something. Teemo, let's practice? Tristana said, only to see Teemo immediately retract and laugh in a smile.

"Ahem, I'll show you my weapon." Teemo said, and suddenly took out a thin green bamboo tube that looked to be only twenty centimeters long from the small basket on the side, and saw that the tip of the bamboo tube looked very sharp and hollow.

"Is this a blowgun? Made of bamboo? ”

"Hehe, you don't know the way, this looks like a bamboo tube, yes, you can know the way when you touch it." Teemo handed it over.

Qi Lin held this small bamboo tube and played with it, it was very light, but the material was very hard, it was not made of bamboo at all, Qi Lin looked at it for a moment and then returned it to Timo.

"It's such a small thing, I don't see anything, so powerful?"

"Of course, this thing is just a bamboo tube in other people's hands, and in the hands of my Captain Timo, it's a famous blowgun gun!" As soon as Timo got up proud, he forgot his form, and stood on the bench with his hands on his waist and a smug look, looking like a little stink bug, cute and hateful.

"Well, I'd love to shoot something." Tristana looked at Teemo's appearance, holding her chin and blowing her pink bangs, floating slightly, only to see that as soon as she said this, Teemo immediately stopped, sat down quietly, looked left and right, and pretended to be ignorant.

"Shoot what?" Qi Lin secretly wondered in his heart, what do you mean, this is.

A cute little pink loli is going to shoot something. Shoot something.

Qi Lin thought about it for a long time, and finally couldn't help being evil.

"Tell me your story, I don't know you yet, are you yodelers so powerful, aren't you afraid of any poisonous snakes and beasts?"

"Well, of course, yodelers are a symbol of wisdom and bravery, but there is no second one as powerful as Teemo, except Tristana, of course."

"Well, let me tell you, although Teemo is a poor student and a narcissistic baby, he will enter the Bandle army as soon as he graduates." Tristana looked at Qi Lin and said. Timo was obviously a little unconvinced when he heard this, but he was still helpless in the face of his crush.

"Rose to prominence as a rookie, and most yodeers were not nimble enough to handle solo reconnaissance missions, but Teemo was well versed in it. I've done a lot of tasks. So it's still very powerful. ”

"Hey, that's."

"Teemo's blowgun can be thrown and fired, and it contains a rare potion of thallium poison that he collected from the ancient jungle of Kumang." Tristana said unhurriedly.

"So powerful, huh? Then your instructor must be very good. Qi Lin said, in fact, Qi Lin already had a trace of the sprout of learning the martial arts of this world in his heart, can I learn the second half of the sentence I didn't say it, Qi Lin knew that it was still suitable to say such a thing now.

"Hmph, I'm all powerful, much more powerful than the instructor, the instructor is only responsible for teaching you some general combat skills of the continent, and our famous stunts are all invented by ourselves."

Teemo said.

"So powerful?" Qi Lin asked.

"Hehe, you are my follower, I will take you out on patrol in the future to let you see."

"Oh."

"What about Tristana? What's going on with the Merlin Commandos. ”

"The Merlin Commandos are, in a sense, a legend of Bandle City. They have a centuries-old history and are the oldest active army in yodel. Known for their bravery, deadliness, and ruthlessness, they are the most revered and fearsome warriors in Yodall. ”

"The Legend of Merlene", the founder of the Commando, whose heroic deeds are still widely recounted in Valoran's inns and taverns. It was these legends that fascinated the young Tristana. When she was a child, she was bent on becoming a sharpshooter like her idol. She continued to train hard until she was finally old enough to join the army and earn her a place in the Merlin Commando. The high-ranking officers were amazed by her abilities and declared Tristana to be a genius. The day she put on the Merlin uniform, her dream finally came true. ”

Teemo told such a story backwards.

"Hee-hee." Tristana saw Teemo speak first, glanced at Teemo, and laughed.

"Awesome."

"Are the people on the Valoran continent so powerful?" Qi Lin said.

"Eh, you're really an overseas person, don't you know that we are all heroes?" Tristana looks at Qi Lin like an alien.

"Heroes?"

"I haven't been here long since I came overseas, what do you mean to be a hero."

"Well, this one belongs to the history category, let me tell you, it's impossible for Teemo to remember."

"If you want to talk about heroes, you have to say League of Legends first."

"League of Legends?" Qi Lin asked.

Tristana cleared her throat and spoke in a delicate voice.

"The Valoran continent is huge, and this continent is also known as the Land of Rune. And there has been constant war in various regions, and it was not until twenty years ago that the Land of Runeterras was freed from the war. Since time immemorial, the people of this continent have been accustomed to fighting in groups and settling disputes with war. Armies armed themselves with spells and runes, and heroes forge most of their magic items to lead their troops into battle. ”

"Wait, magic? Runes? Qi Lin frowned, this world seemed to be more complex and profound than he imagined.

"yes, oh my God, you're such a hillbilly, I don't know what to do." Teemo said.

"Magic? Archmage? ”

"Stupid, magic is a skill, it was invented by people, and runes are an item that can enhance people's abilities."

"Uh-oh."

"Go on, Tristana."

"The last two rune wars have drastically affected the geological environment of Varojan, and despite attempts to gather magical energy to restore the disastrous consequences, to no avail. The earthquake and the terrifying storm of magic made the whole of Valoran tremble, and the fear of the people far outweighed the horror of war. ”

"People have finally realized that the world can no longer afford the devastation of the Rune War, and in response to the worsening political and economic crisis in the world, Valoran's archmages, including many powerful summoners, have come to a consensus that all conflicts must be handled in a controlled and systematic manner. They formed an organization called League of Legends to oversee the orderly handling of Valoran's political disputes. This organization has been recognized by all regions and has been in operation for many years. League of Legends is a very powerful organization, and no country or individual wants to offend him. ”

"Oh, that's right." Qi Lin groaned.

"yes, yes."

"So you're both heroes?" Qi Lin asked. Qi Lin's expression was very calm at the moment, in fact, he had already set off a monstrous wave in his heart.

"Well, yes."

Qi Lin looked at the two villains and suddenly felt agitated in his heart, League of Legends! Sounds really domineering.

This world does not seem to be as calm as it is currently seeing, nor is it so simple, there are too many things to slowly understand by yourself.