Sixty-ninth cute, braided girl's gambling skills
(Thanks to I Love Peanut Butter, Mile Monster for a reward of 300 starting coins, and Mitsui Beast Blade for a reward of 100 starting coins)
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After Yang Kang, it is Wei Xiaobao, a braided girl. I saw her smiling, and the thief walked up to the stage in a swaying manner, stood in the middle of a bunch of teachers, and said with a smile: "The old lady is going to perform gambling skills, and the teacher will come to see the old lady's kung fu of throwing dice." ”
A teacher who looked full of righteousness interjected: "Wei Xiaobao, we have to make it clear to you first, it is much more difficult to upgrade with gambling than with other kung fu, because gambling is not the right way, so the school's requirements for this subject are very high, you must be mentally prepared." ”
The braided girl flattened her mouth at the Taoist teacher and said, "Understood, Teacher Fei Bin, in short, the old lady can kill all of them." ”
"Fei Bin, the great Songyang hand of the Songshan faction?" Li Yan looked at the teacher carefully, and saw that the thing was a middle-aged man, and his appearance was also upright, and he seemed to be a master, but Li Yan was extremely disgusted with his name, so he directly classified him into the ranks of bad people.
The braided girl took out three dice, threw them on the ground, and shouted: "Three sixes!" I saw three dice rolling on the ground, and Zuihou were all six o'clock xiangshang. She grinned and picked up the dice, threw them to the ground, and shouted, "Three fours! The dice were really as he said, and they turned into three or fours.
She smiled and said, "Haha, the old lady is amazing, right?" Oriental girl, look at the old lady's gambling skills, you just let the old lady skip the grade directly to junior high school to graduate, the old lady no longer has to accept this damn compulsory education, go back to redeem my mother, and then open a green building with my mother, she is the bustard, I am the big shopkeeper to manage the accounts, hahaha. ”
It turned out that the fate of the braided girl had been changed by Li Yan and she had embarked on the route of becoming a mediocre person. After she got the 500,000 taels that Li Yan transferred to her, she didn't want to mix in the martial arts anymore, she just wanted to complete the ninth-level compulsory education as soon as possible and go back to Yangzhou, redeem her mother Wei Chunhua, and then live an ordinary life. She grew up in the Qinglou since she was a child, and she didn't know much about other businesses, so although she hated the Qinglou, she couldn't think of anything else to do, so she opened another Qinglou.
Seeing her proudly asking for credit to herself, the Oriental girl glanced at her lightly, and suddenly waved her sleeves, only to hear three screams in the air, three embroidery needles flew out of the Oriental girl's sleeves, and were tied to the three dice.
Everyone looked at it, and the middle of the broken dice was actually in the air, and there were some strange things inside, it turned out that these three dice were all lead-filled dice.
The Oriental girl snorted and stopped talking. Teacher Fei Bin next to him immediately said loudly: "Wei Xiaobao, cheating in exams, invalidating grades, repeating ......"
"Obediently knock, fried green onions in lard." The braided girl's eyes turned black and she fainted to the ground.
The students in the audience let out a burst of daxiao sounds, especially the classmates of the braided girl, who laughed exaggeratedly. Li Yan is also angry and funny, this product is really a spoof. He walked up to the stage, hugged the braided girl who had fainted to the ground, and pinched her hard to wake her up for a while.
As soon as she woke up, the braided girl cried: "It's over, I've repeated the grade...... If this continues, when will my mother go back to Yangzhou to redeem my mother? ”
Li Yan said angrily: "Isn't it good for you to learn some kung fu in a down-to-earth manner?" If you practice martial arts, you will naturally be able to graduate, and if you mess around like you, you will not be able to complete the nine-level compulsory education in your lifetime. ”
The braided girl pouted: "The old lady is not happy to learn martial arts, no!" High! Prosper! ”
Li Yan threw her aside and said, "Cut, Adou, who can't help me, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you." ”
At this time, Li Yan suddenly remembered a strange voice of yin and yang: "Meizhuang's errand has really lost the face of our Heimu Cliff, Wei Xiaobao is a garbage among people, and only a garbage like you will pay attention to her." The voice was a little familiar, but Li Yan couldn't remember who it was for a while. He turned his head to see that the other party was a young Taoist priest, Li Yan thought carefully for a long time, and finally recognized it, isn't this Lu Qingdu who was kicked by Yang Guo and broke his leg?
More than two months ago, Lu Qingdu wanted to blackmail Li Yan's silver in the ready-to-wear store, but was kicked and broken by Yang Guo. Later, Li Yan thought about it carefully and realized that the Quanzhen Sect was an orthodox sect after all, and would not allow his disciples to do evil, after Lu Qingdu was beaten, he didn't dare to say anything about it, he only dared to secretly hold a grudge, and now he finally found an opportunity to provoke Li Yan and want to lose his face.
Li Yan didn't bother to pay attention to this mad dog for the time being, there were too many people around, and the Oriental girl was still sitting on the stage, if he reached out and slapped Lu Qingdu to the ground, it would not be in line with his principle of being a low-key person.
Unexpectedly, he ignored the goods, but the goods became more and more proud, circled around Li Yan, and said in a weird manner: "Meizhuang's errand student, what subjects are you planning to cheat on?" I can't ask Yang from junior high school to help you in the final exam, do you have the ability to take the exam? ”
Li Yan said coldly: "Don't worry about it." ”
Lu Qingdu circled around him twice, then returned to the pile of third-grade students, and whispered a few words to a few third-grade students around him, and then a group of people all pointed at Li Yan and Wei Xiaobao and laughed, obviously laughing at them. Li Yan didn't bother to pay attention, but the braided girl was not a good bully, she jumped up with her hands on her hips, and blurted out Yangzhou dialect in a row, scolding each other A group of people, but they didn't fall behind, and after a while, they scolded the group of third-grade students. But they didn't dare to do it, because now the principal and the teacher are sitting on the competition platform, fighting in front of the teacher, and they don't have the courage to do it.
Lu Qingdu and the others had no choice but to throw down a sentence: "Wei Xiaobao, no matter how powerful you scold, it's useless, we will be in the fourth grade next semester, and you will continue to study in the third grade, so you can stay in the third grade for the rest of your life." ”
When the braided girl heard this, her face darkened, and she lost her spirit in scolding.
After a while, the second-grade students also finished the exam, and finally it was the turn of the first-year. Students from all classes take turns on stage to perform their kung fu. Tooth changing Lori Guo Jing took a deep breath and walked onto the stage, her innocent little face was flushed, obviously very excited.
"Teachers, I'm Guo Jing." Tooth changing Lori due to the lack of a tooth, the speech leakage is very serious, and the ambiguity adds a bit of cuteness, she stumbled and said: "I used to learn martial arts very slowly, very stupid, my sister-in-law Yang Kang is in the third grade, but I am still in the first grade, I am very sorry for Sister Yi, this year Sister Yijie gave up the final exam for me and stayed in the third grade to wait for me, so I can't let my sister down...... Ladies and gentlemen, I want to advance directly to the third grade, so please test my kung fu carefully. ”
Several teachers nodded, and the Oriental girl said: "You perform well, if you really have the ability, this girl will allow you to skip a grade and study in the same class as Yang Kang." ”
A flash of excitement flashed on Lori's face for changing teeth, she put away her jiashi, and began to practice the Yue Nu swordsmanship, although she learned martial arts slowly, but every move and every style was practiced thousands of times before she could practice, and the concept of other people's martial arts practice was "I can't practice, let go of practicing something else", but she was "I can't practice, and then practice ten thousand times", and now the results of three years of hard training have been practiced, so that every move she makes a decent move, and there is nothing wrong with it.
After practicing a set of Yue Nu's swordsmanship, she threw away the long sword in her hand, and practiced a set of tendons and wrong bones, this set of techniques is the same as her sword moves.
When she finished practicing, more than a dozen invigilators actually applauded together, and one teacher said: "Yes, although this child's kung fu is still low, but it is hard work, every move and every style can see the traces of thousands of tempers, this foundation is really solid, as long as she finds a suitable martial arts for her to practice in the future, she will definitely be able to soar to the sky." ”
Another teacher said, "Her internal strength is all real internal strength, right?" It can be seen that the practice is shallow, but the entry is not bad. ”
Another teacher said, "It's a good child, and I agreed to let her go straight to third grade." ”
"I agree!"
"Teacher Fan Song, what do you think?"
"That's the kid in my class, so I won't speak up to avoid suspicion."
"What's there to avoid? If it were a child in my class, I would dare to say, why not go directly to the third grade with such a child? ”
After some discussion, Zuihou was summed up by the Oriental girl: "With the unanimous consent of the teachers, Guo Jing skipped from the first grade of primary school to the third grade. ”
Tooth changing Lori was suddenly overjoyed: "Sister Yi, I succeeded, we can study together again." The hypocritical girl Yang Kang also disguised a happy expression, the two hugged each other tightly, and each shed two lines of tears, but the tooth change Lori is a sincere tear, but the hypocritical girl is the tears of the play.
Li Yan sighed in his heart: Tooth change Lori, I will definitely turn the hypocritical girl into a good person before you discover her true face.
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Spicy Block Mom's Diary:
Cheating caught! Oriental girl of spicy mother, what if you just turn a blind eye and let the old lady pass?
No matter what, the old lady also wants to graduate as soon as possible and get the junior high school graduation certificate as soon as possible, so that the old lady will no longer have to be arrested and forced to accept the ninth-grade compulsory education.
The old lady wants to go back to Yangzhou and redeem the old mother, oh, no, the old lady has 500,000 taels of silver, and she will redeem a fart, it is better to buy the whole Lichun Courtyard, and when the time comes, the lewd thief surnamed Li will come to Lichun Courtyard to play with the girl, and the old lady will guard the door and not do his business, hahaha......
That's not right, what if the surname Li goes to Yihong Courtyard and Qiuxiang Courtyard to play with girls? No, the old lady has to buy all the green buildings in Yangzhou, so that the surname Li has nowhere to go, hahahaha......
(Li Yan's note: First of all, I won't go to Lichun Courtyard to play with girls.) Secondly, are there no green buildings in other cities? Twisted braided girl, you grasp the point for me! )
Hey, surnamed Li, you have to write a diary for your mother, what annotations do you write in parentheses? Don't bully the old lady for not being literate, this is definitely not a good word, quickly erase the previous sentence...... What, you don't paint? And you wrote these few sentences of mine in it? You die!
Wei Xiaobao (Li Yan ghostwriter)
Written after the first final exam
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