Chapter 883: Today, It's a Little Itchy......
As the saying goes, what kind of outfit to wear and what kind of thing to do, it is mentally retarded who cares too much about discipline. The eldest princess is not mentally retarded, so the eldest princess decided to take advantage of her current outfit to squander a handful of discipline.
Pretty face, slim and toned body, full of elastic chest...... Wait, that's not the point. The important thing is that with short shoulder-length hair in grass green, the iconic red plaid vest and red plaid skirt, parasols, and a smile, it would be a pity not to shake S while wearing this outfit and putting on this smiling face!
The eldest princess's first target is his "cute" younger brother Zhao Li. Although he slept for more than two months not long ago, he still knows a little about Zhao Li's recent situation, because, after all, they are sisters and brothers, although they love the eldest princess more, the eldest princess No. 2 still has time to secretly pay attention to her own brother - that guy was in love again a few days ago, as for what to say "again" for Lu, everyone understands the reason.
This time, the object of his love affair is a woman who is said to be called [Shinjin Sanae] in the game, and the relationship between the two has developed rapidly, and it has soon reached the level of kissing. However, because this woman's game ID is too attention-grabbing, it is simply a theft of the name of the eldest princess's wife and Xiao Meow's mother [Princess Sanae], so Asami also deliberately asked Yakumo Zi to investigate the woman's condition. As a result, I didn't know what to do, and I was shocked when I checked it, it turned out that the guy was in the name of a disciplined blue and white witch, but he was doing what only a red and white witch without discipline did - circle money.
Because of the eldest princess, Zhao Li - as the name of the game said before, called [I'm handsome and I'm proud] - can be regarded as half of the "rich second generation" or something. Because Asami, the sister-in-law who seems to be very "natural", will send a pension money to the family every certain time, and then half of this money is occupied by this "proud" resident worm, so this guy now has millions of soft girl coins or game gold coins in his pocket. The second elder of the family has little to do about this son, so he can only do two things, the first is to often use the deeds of his brother Xiao Ye to motivate him and encourage him to work hard like a brother. can bring home a girl who is as beautiful as Asami and Liya, but this trick doesn't seem to work, because, instead of fighting for himself, that guy seems to prefer to fight for his father like most young people nowadays - although it's not his father, but his sister-in-law. And the second thing that the second elder can do. is counting on him to find a woman to marry and have children as soon as possible, and then help him cultivate offspring while he has not hung up, otherwise, when he thinks of raising children by himself, the two of them may have to worry about their grandchildren or granddaughters being taken badly.
But that's all off topic.
Continue to talk about Zhao Li. Let's say that Mami to Yakumo Zi went to investigate [Rookie God Sanae], and after searching, she soon found her nest in the Earth World, and soon found out that the reason why that guy was close to [I'm handsome and I'm proud]. It's just because I want to sell some meat and make some money. This kind of thing that greatly damages the image of Sanae's classmates, of course, the princess family does not allow it, even if the eldest princess is not there, frogs and Aunt Yasaka can't get out of the cute world, and the princess family can't let this person go. So Purple M quickly got started.
Purple M didn't let that guy roll the keyboard or anything. The face rolling keyboard is too pediatric, and it's a bit violent, and it's too bad to lose the image of the "monster sage", so Zi M's shot is very simple, she just took Asami and the others over one night, and then pulled it casually. Immediately, [Sanae Shinjin] realized that he had reached a hundred meters in the night sky. The light of the street lamp beneath your feet looks so far away.
And then - Purple M leisurely...... Let go of your hand.
That's the way it is.
Of course, [newcomer God Sanae] didn't hang up, because according to the princess family's usual style, don't do things too casually, so just when she was desperate to have the most intimate contact with the ground. Sister Ma Mei below made a timely move and caught her with a large number of golden magic ribbons sent out by herself, allowing her to have a good experience of what is called a "moment of life and death".
Then the next morning, the rookie god Sanae] broke up with [I'm handsome, I'm proud], and the former also compensated the latter with 10,000 gold coins. Active. As for the reason, [I'm handsome, I'm proud] Although the second monk is confused, his sister-in-law understands.
That's pretty much what happened the other day. Originally, for a man who has just "fallen out of love", morally speaking, we should comfort him, but it's a pity that since the eldest princess is wearing this red plaid vest and red plaid skirt now, I'm sorry, whatever benevolence and morality, get out of the way.
Or rather, perhaps, it is precisely by ravaging this kind of already miserable person that the eldest princess can let go of the psychological baggage of benevolence, righteousness and morality, and stride on the road of perverted shaking S!
The eldest princess squeezed her fist, which was not big but definitely violent, and walked towards the southeast corner of Jianye City. The North American and Eastern Pacific attacks on Jianye City in the Huaxia region continued, and the two sides were in a temporary stalemate in this area, and according to intelligence, many of the congregations of the [MIKU Guards] were in the southeast, and the eldest princess's younger brother Zhao Li, who was neither father nor mother, and had no blood relationship—was in that area.
Although Jianye City is not small, it is obviously not big for the eldest princess who is often the air force, although there are many players in Jianye City at this time, but for the famous eldest princess, it is obviously not difficult to find someone, the eldest princess soon arrived in the southeast area of Jianye City, casually grabbed two [MIKU pro-guard] congregants, and asked with a smile "Where is [I am handsome and I am proud]", as a result, the news came out, and the [MIKU pro-guard army] soon became a sensation (Note: During the Warring States War of the city, Remote calls, including the guild channel, are all disabled, but messages can still be transmitted in a small area), the [MIKU Guard] players in the southeast of Jianye City are all rumored, "[I'm ugly and I have low self-esteem] You were named by the eldest princess, what did you do unspeakable" - Then, before the eldest princess could find [I'm handsome, I'm proud], [I'm handsome, I'm proud] ran to the eldest princess by herself surrounded by a large group of people (onlookers).
[I'm handsome, I'm proud] although I'm not handsome, but at this time it's really quite proud. He knew very well in his heart that the reason why the eldest princess came to him must be because of the close relationship between his elder brother and sister-in-law and the princess family. Although he once told many people that his sister-in-law was the [black tea queen] in the princess family, according to his sister-in-law Asami. This is a "leak", which may make the eldest princess unhappy, but no one around him believes the "secret" he leaked, so the eldest princess has never bothered with him in this matter, and this time she is looking for him, it is definitely not because of this kind of thing. And since it's not the case. That's certainly a good thing. And no matter what a good thing it is, the eldest princess openly looked for him this time, "[I am handsome and I am proud] but someone who has a relationship with the princess family", this kind of "glorious ancestor" level thing will definitely be widely spread throughout the Huaxia District, and from then on, he is finally officially "a character".
Take the eldest princess's free ride, fame, wealth, and beauties will definitely roll in in the future......
Thinking of this, my face was red.
The nearby [MIKU Guard] congregation was envious, jealous, and hateful.
Because. It is said that, according to the congregation that delivered the message, the eldest princess asked with a smile on her face about the whereabouts of [I am handsome, I am proud].
And since it's a smile, it's obviously a good thing!
It's a good thing that this guy is on the table......
"Eldest Princess, is there anything I can do for you?"
Surrounded by a group of people, [I am handsome and I am proud] quickly ran to the eldest princess and asked with a flattering expression.
The eldest princess's "simulated state" at this time is the "flower tyrant" in "Oriental Project", although Queen Yuxiang is famous in the circle of the East, but at this time, few people care about the simulated state of the eldest princess, because. It's normal for the eldest princess to switch between multiple simulated states at will, so it's not surprising that she appears as the Queen of Yuka now. But the gentlemanly smile on her face was so beautiful, so elegant, so charming.
"You're [I'm handsome, I'm proud], aren't you?" In the face of [I am handsome and I am proud] diligent and active inquiry, the eldest princess smiled gracefully and asked leisurely.
Her smile is truly intoxicating. Only when they see the simulated Kazami Yuka of the eldest princess, people can suddenly recall that although Kazami Yuka is famous for her cruelty, she is the lord of flowers, and she has the beauty of flowers. and the elegance and beauty of flowers.
A smiling and intoxicating flower lord!
"I'm just [I'm handsome, I'm proud]." [I'm handsome, I'm proud] replied quickly.
His voice was loud, because he was determined to let everyone in the neighborhood know that he was talking one-on-one with the legendary eldest princess!
"I have something I want to ask you about." The eldest princess smiled.
"The eldest princess has something to ask," [I am handsome and proud] immediately replied loudly, "The eldest princess has a life, and she will definitely go to the soup and fire in the future!! ”
"Yes...... the eldest princess smiled leisurely and slowly walked up to [I'm handsome and I'm proud] - "Today, my hands are a little itchy, I want to find someone to beat ......"
"Huh?" [I'm handsome, I'm proud] heard her say this, slightly stunned.
"Whoever the eldest princess wants to beat, I'll help you grab him right away, let you beat him!" Then he reacted quickly, and said loudly.
His reaction was very fast, because, being the thug of the eldest princess, even if he would offend the person who was beaten, it would definitely be worth it!
"Don't bother," but at this time, I could only hear the eldest princess smile leisurely, "because, that person...... That's you!! ”
"Huh?"
"Woo !!"
"Ah!!h
The next moment, before everyone could react, with a sharp downpercut without warning, the eldest princess gathered the skills she had cultivated in years of fighting into one blow, and with just one blow, [I am handsome and I am proud] let out a terrible scream, and then the whole person flew straight into the sky.
Special note 1: The wind is fragrant, and one of the attributes is "strong". Powerful: Physical attacks are easy to hit heavy and critical hits, and normal physical attacks damage is doubled.
Special Note 2: "Without a Trace" is specially set, and the pain and damage multiplier caused by heavy hits and critical hits have increased year-on-year. Although the pain is only one-tenth of the actual pain under normal circumstances, doubling the damage will cause double the pain, and tripling the damage will cause three times the pain!
Special Note 3: The eldest princess punched hard and hit a big critical hit, with damage X3, while Kazami Yuka's basic physical attack damage was X2!
Special Note 4: Players with the same attribute data, but different actual strength punches the same player, and the "real pain" will obviously be different, but there is no bonus when calculating the damage value, which is the same as in the case of the same agility value, some people are fast and some people are slow. Under normal circumstances, please calculate the actual amount of power that the eldest princess can exert in "Without a Trace" in her ontological state as 2 times that of ordinary people, and calculate the actual amount of power that Fengjian Yuxiang can exert in "Without a Trace" as 3 times or even 5 times that of ordinary people.
“……”
"Wow !!"
The eldest princess threw a super heavy punch over, [I am handsome and I am proud] flew out directly and sharply, and when [I am handsome and I am proud] had already flown high into the air, the people who were watching nearby finally reacted at this time, and then, they all opened their mouths wide.
Eldest Princess, you ...... You......
Your image!!
But the eldest princess's performance is not over yet.
Because...... How can it be considered abuse if you only abuse it!
"Double-barreled magic cannon."
Under the stunned eyes of everyone, the eldest princess smiled elegantly, calmly opened a clone, and then raised the parasol in her hand......
"Boom !!" "Boom !!"
"Ahhh......h
In mid-air, [I'm handsome, I'm proud] just flew to the highest point and was about to fall, but at this moment, two powerful magic cannons roared, and the powerful impact made his body suddenly fly towards the higher sky.
Next, special note five: double the damage in the floating state.
As a result, the pain is doubled.
In addition, special note six: The double-barreled magic cannon has been in the world of "Without a Trace" for a long time, but the attack power is very strong, and the setting is similar to Naye's magic cannon.
Therefore......
"Phew!"
It took more than ten seconds before [I'm handsome, I'm proud] fell down heavily.
He is already a dead corpse, and it is not clear whether he will be proud, but it is certain that the dead corpse is not handsome.
"It's only been a few clicks and it's hanging......"
At this time, the eldest princess seemed to be still unsatisfied, pinched the parasol in her hand, and sighed slightly.
Everyone: "......"
Sharply killed [I'm handsome, I'm proud], the eldest princess held up the parasol, and left as if no one was around, indifferent, graceful, and graceful. She didn't even bother to look at the equipment that burst out on the ground, this trip, she was just to abuse people, that's all. (To be continued......)